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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 hours ago, Moocowtex said:

He’s busy watching tape eating paste.

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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Oh, my dear sweet summer aggy, please don't ever change.

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

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Oh, my dear sweet summer aggy, please don't ever change.

Oh does he remember RC Slocumb?

Fucking dork.

10 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Oh does he remember RC Slocumb?

Fucking dork.

Laugh all you want, but RC Slowcum was an all time great at giving aggy fans extended pleasure. 

I am dieting at how every one of them seems to think E-Rob is the most important part of this. Just make him the HC then. 

Has Elijah Robinson ever called plays?  Hell Price was coaching the D-line.  Aggy would be stupid enough to find a way to make Jimbo’s bagman their head coach.

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Lulz.

 

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On 11/25/2023 at 10:58 AM, closetojumping said:

I think there’s a little bit of a misperception about Sarkisian that this post highlights. He’s less of a “nice guy” and more of a “good guy”. He’s got killer instinct and isn’t an overly nice dude. I mean, he’s nice in person, and not some asshole grouch like Fisher or Saban, but he’s not “pushover nice” and will step on your throat if he can and it’s worth it. 

Guuuuuurrrrrrrrlllll…

Someone has got a man-crush!

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36 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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You want to hire a coach that can't spell fish?

6 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Just now? Kinda seems like always have been

lol, no

Michigan State is better...conference title and playoff appearance in 2015

So their offense sucks and they want to hire a ex-defensive coordinator?

54 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I am dieting at how every one of them seems to think E-Rob is the most important part of this. Just make him the HC then. 

They’re making a program decision for players that will only be there like 1 maybe 2 more years haha

20 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

So their offense sucks and they want to hire a ex-defensive coordinator?

....and keep as much as possible intact. Like hiring a new Captain for the Titanic "after" it hit the iceberg 

59 minutes ago, pacman said:

lol, no

Michigan State is better...conference title and playoff appearance in 2015

Don't say that to loudly just yet

All of them calling Robinson "ERob".

"See, we're cool with black folk."

Not awkward at all coming from those Klan members. 

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They need to keep E-Rob and E-Stew. Wiggy is important, but now they have J-Hen. The real question is what will they do with D-Durk and B-Pet?

4 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

They need to keep E-Rob and E-Stew. Wiggy is important, but now they have J-Hen. The real question is what will they do with D-Durk and B-Pet?

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Tim Brewster is available. The station could be “lit” again. 

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They’re making a program decision for players that will only be there like 1 maybe 2 more years haha

pot committed to that '22 class

20 minutes ago, Deej said:

All of them calling Robinson "ERob".

"See, we're cool with black folk."

Not awkward at all coming from those Klan members. 

I think that it is just easier to spell “ERob” than it is to spell “Robinson”.

That’s how I saw it.

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35 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

I think that it is just easier to spell “ERob” than it is to spell “Robinson”.

That’s how I saw it.

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Nah, that’s just classic Aggie. They are all about the nicknames. They probably have them for their turds.

 

I remember posts very similar in tone and substance, when Charlie Strong was hired.

 

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When did aggy get a real football coach? They got an average ACC guy that was part of the development problem at aggy and apparently will be keeping most of the coaches that assisted in non-development of all that talent.

The 2022 class is 12-12 in two seasons, and they have already lost multiple 4 and 5-star players from it.

1 hour ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

They need to keep E-Rob and E-Stew. Wiggy is important, but now they have J-Hen. The real question is what will they do with D-Durk and B-Pet?

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21 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

I remember posts very similar in tone and substance, when Charlie Strong was hired.

 

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@Rimbo could confirm. 

6 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

@Rimbo could confirm. 

Yes.

😡

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5 hours ago, Hornlover said:

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Oh, my dear sweet summer aggy, please don't ever change.

Allow me to interrupt the aggy RC Slocum love with the following trip down memory lane:

 

3 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

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🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 ... always have been, you stupid fucking goons

3 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Just now? Kinda seems like always have been

Seriously. been saying this for years

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37 minutes ago, Getafix said:

I remember posts very similar in tone and substance, when Charlie Strong was hired.

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The title and first paragraph from an article by Scipio, the day before Strong was officially announced by Texas.  

 

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The roller coaster is already going up

 

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:


I remember posts very similar in tone and substance, when Charlie Strong was hired.

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Does this look like someone with an above average IQ?

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edit: and if they’re interested in a certified MENSA corch, has FAU got a deal for them!

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2 minutes ago, nnm said:

Does this look like someone with an above average IQ?

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Looks different from this earlier pics ... 

 

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2 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

They need to keep E-Rob and E-Stew. Wiggy is important, but now they have J-Hen. The real question is what will they do with D-Durk and B-Pet?

 

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5 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

They retained Jimbo's kid?

He's the new Minister of Culture.

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I remember when Tech had to pay a handler to help manage Mike Leach’s drinking problem in Lubbock after he passed out on the roadside on his way to an alumni gathering in Midland or some shit. He’d still show up places shithoused, but he’d get there on time. RIP Pirate. 

Anywho, after all of the angry shit talking the aggies have done about Sarkisian and his battle with alcohol, this could get really, sadly, fun. Elko is rumored to enjoy a diet of chicken fried steak and four fingers of bourbon x 5 each night. He didn’t handle the HC stress well at Duke. I doubt there’s nearly the same level of pressure on him in College Station though. 

Still, they might want to hire like 3 or 8 handlers for him, just in case. 

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

He didn’t handle the HC stress well at Duke. I doubt there’s nearly the same level of pressure on him in College Station though. 

 

The Duke reporters have reported a couple times that being so involved with the defense and all the other head coach duties wasn't working for Elko. Essentially, it was too much on his plate. 

I think he's going to be forced to delegate the defense almost entirely to Robinson which will be very interesting. Robinson has little to no experience as a defensive coordinator. 

6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Still, they might want to hire like 3 or 8 handlers for him, just in case. 

Bring back the Billy Gillispie guys. They know how to do it. Hell Jimbo looked hungover in every recruiting photo from the past 2 years. Sure he had some coverage.

13 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I remember when Tech had to pay a handler to help manage Mike Leach’s drinking problem in Lubbock after he passed out on the roadside on his way to an alumni gathering in Midland or some shit. He’d still show up places shithoused, but he’d get there on time. RIP Pirate. 

Anywho, after all of the angry shit talking the aggies have done about Sarkisian and his battle with alcohol, this could get really, sadly, fun. Elko is rumored to enjoy a diet of chicken fried steak and four fingers of bourbon x 5 each night. He didn’t handle the HC stress well at Duke. I doubt there’s nearly the same level of pressure on him in College Station though. 

Still, they might want to hire like 3 or 8 handlers for him, just in case. 

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15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I remember when Tech had to pay a handler to help manage Mike Leach’s drinking problem in Lubbock after he passed out on the roadside on his way to an alumni gathering in Midland or some shit. He’d still show up places shithoused, but he’d get there on time. RIP Pirate. 

Anywho, after all of the angry shit talking the aggies have done about Sarkisian and his battle with alcohol, this could get really, sadly, fun. Elko is rumored to enjoy a diet of chicken fried steak and four fingers of bourbon x 5 each night. He didn’t handle the HC stress well at Duke. I doubt there’s nearly the same level of pressure on him in College Station though. 

Still, they might want to hire like 3 or 8 handlers for him, just in case. 

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16 minutes ago, Rickylovesweed said:

it was too much on his plate. 

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5 minutes ago, Beer Drinker said:

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They're feeling frisky over there

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44 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Elko is rumored to enjoy a diet of chicken fried steak and four fingers of bourbon x 5 each night.

College coaches are just like us!

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