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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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I wouldn't say their schedule is easy. They will lose to ND. New Mexico State will be a difficult game especially if it is their late season buy a win, just like Auburn found out.

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1 minute ago, cafe society said:

Same.  A sugar sandwich would amount to borderline child abuse.

Actually, if you're telling me it was an act of willful child abuse, suddenly that makes more sense. 

5 minutes ago, NoName said:

i haven't heard of sugar sandwiches as an example of how poor you were - i have heard it with mayo or mustard but not sugar.

Typically it was Karo Syrup and Peanut butter at least in TX

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I wouldn't say their schedule is easy. They will lose to ND. New Mexico State will be a difficult game especially if it is their late season buy a win, just like Auburn found out.

They play McNeese State, Bowling Green, and New Mexico State. STAHP

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Typically it was Karo Syrup and Peanut butter at least in TX

That's a peanut butter sandwich. Or peanut butter and honey. Or maybe he had a peanut butter and banana. You do'nt fucking leave out primary ingredients of the name when they're there. 

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1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

That's a peanut butter sandwich. Or peanut butter and honey. 

Oh for sure, that's just usually what I've heard of when saying you were that poor.  You could only afford peanut butter as your only source of protein.  My grandfather grew up on that in the depression era.

Just now, JesusSweatDuck said:

Oh for sure, that's just usually what I've heard of when saying you were that poor.  You could only afford peanut butter as your only source of protein.  My grandfather grew up on that in the depression era.

Yeah, after my parents divorced my mom worked two jobs. I'm no stranger to cheap food and living lean.

 

You know what I never heard of or thought of eating?

I liked where they slagged Kansas and kstate (both 8-4) as being some of our best wins. Aggys best wins: 6-6 auburn and 5-7 miss st.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yeah, after my parents divorced my mom worked two jobs. I'm no stranger to cheap food and living lean.

 

You know what I never heard of or thought of eating?

*raises hand, oh oh oh oh me me me me!!!!!* 

is it a ...................................................... sugar sandwich? 

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Best part of that game was Bryant Westbrook laying out McElroy and Dick Vermeil telling the audience to “shoot the official” for the flag lol

 

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The scheduling talk is truly pathetic. All we've heard about for years is the superiority of the SEC and how tough an SEC schedule is. Now, the SEC adds two more blue bloods and suddenly, easy schedules exist. Outstanding. They feed off of excuses as salves for their constant anxieties and insecurities as fans and, likely, humans. They are manufacturing concern and excuses for results that are a year away. I can't even imagine what that is like. 

In any event, I look at the Texas schedule next year and feel like I'd much rather have that schedule than whatever a Big 12 schedule for Texas would have looked like. For one, it just looks way more fun. For two, outside of the okies, Arkansas, and the aggies, no one is going to view the Texas game as a jihad game. They won't do that because they can't do that. They'll already have too many longstanding enemies and Texas hasn't done shit to any of them. 

I liked the one guy who said getting Michigan early was a big break. A complete lack of comprehension regarding how OOC scheduling works. These are simple idiots.

Arkansas and ATM both get gifted not playing Georgia or Bama next year and they are the two fanbases whining the loudest alongside LSU. 

 

Hasn't A&M only played Georgia once since they've been in the SEC?

3 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hasn't A&M only played Georgia once since they've been in the SEC?

An amazing but true stat. They are not only morons but also cowards and pussies. 

I haz confused. So Texas has a soft, easy SEC schedule next year. But Texas is also doomed because they have no idea what is waiting for them in the mighty SEC? "Sewers" sucks! TU is screwed next year cause Sewers is going to the NFL!

The open constant contradictions from aggy are truly remarkable. And every single year it is the exact same thing. 

33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Ironically, that guy just described exactly what being an aggie is, more or less. It's damn near prescient. This is quintessential aggie.  And I don't mean because he mispelled bawling.

 

Also, wtf is a sugar sandwich? Who the fuck would put that in between two pieces of bread. Maybe he meant toast? WTF.

 

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8 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Hasn't A&M only played Georgia once since they've been in the SEC?

Georgia’s first conference game in the State of Texas will be in DKR.

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1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Jesus. Someone needs to ask those fucks about their easy schedule. While some acknowledged it, most didn't. Most of those atavistic waterheards will sit there and talk about how our SEC schedule is NOTHING compared to the SEC schedules they've had to play in the past. They're sort of right, but not the way they think. For one, we don't play a fucking d2 team like ACU on our schedule next year, we play Michigan. Additionally, we don't get fucking South Carolina every year. Fucking morons. 

We do get two conference games next year that should be gimmes. Home vs. Miss St. and away vs A&M. 

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Bread and a condiment I get. Or Bologna on Hand. But I'm just envisinoing these dipshits pouring sugar on a piece of bread and then sneezing right before they get it into their fucking mouth. 

Had he been Mexican he would have called it a mollete. Damn good as a snack before bed with atole or milk.

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I definitely had bread with cinnamon and sugar on it as a treat as a kid, but definitely not as a whole meal.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I definitely had bread with cinnamon and sugar on it as a treat as a kid, but definitely not as a whole meal.

Nor were these delectable treats mashed together and called a "sandwich". Just eat 2. 

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

@SydneyCarton obviously hasn't yet introduced either bread or sugar to his kid, the heathen. 

Please. The child has had bread, and sugar, plenty in his life. One might even say "every fucking day."

I just don't fucking load it up on him for fucking breakfast before I unleash his already challenging ass on his teachers at school. 

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Hasn't A&M only played Georgia once since they've been in the SEC?

Yes. 

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Yep, gonna be pretty rough. Texas has it hard in the grind.

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Yep, Texas has an easy schedule again. No grind.

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Yep, it's kind of a soft schedule but a grind at the same time. Makes perfect sense.

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Yep, the sips is lucky so they avoid the grind with luck. Milroe and that offense were critical in Texas controlling the ball for more than 7 minutes at the end of the game against the Crimson Tide D. 

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Yep. It's gonna be a hell of grind against the great Arkansas team that has improved immensely since the thread was started. No off weeks in SEC!

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Yep, gonna be a grind to play traditional SEC powers like OU and MIchigan. 

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Yep, pretty easy especially since Arkansas has declined since the middle part of the thread. No grind.

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That was fast, the Hogs are back! Devastation looms in the grind.

 

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GRIND! Yep, Florida, Kentucky, and Miss State have been on the same course as Arkansas and are forces for Texas to reckon with since their first mention earlier in the thread.

 

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Yep, not to much of a grind. Arkansas has evidently had a plane crash and Miss State has stumbled from the ranks of the comparative juggernauts. Gonna be a breeze!

 

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Yep, with SEC talent, the mighty Ags got their ass kicked. tu doesn't have SEC talent. Sadly, an ugly grind is on the way for the unsuspecting, soft tu longwhorns.

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Yep, cakewalk (whatever that is). Not only do we catch Arkansas and Miss State in the trough of their rollercoaster ride of formidability, but we get Georgia in Austin. Just another cake on the cake walk. Cake does not grind.

 

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All of you can.

You'd win the natty in holding discordant ideas at the same time if there were a competition. There's not a competition because nobody else has institutionalized schizophrenia.

8 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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All of you can.

You'd win the natty in holding discordant ideas at the same time if there were a competition. There's not a competition because nobody else has institutionalized schizophrenia.

Truly, they have a dizzying intellect.

12 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Yep, gonna be pretty rough. Texas has it hard in the grind.

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Yep, Texas has an easy schedule again. No grind.

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Yep, it's kind of a soft schedule but a grind at the same time. Makes perfect sense.

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Yep, the sips is lucky so they avoid the grind with luck. Milroe and that offense were critical in Texas controlling the ball for more than 7 minutes at the end of the game against the Crimson Tide D. 

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Yep. It's gonna be a hell of grind against the great Arkansas team that has improved immensely since the thread was started. No off weeks in SEC!

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Yep, gonna be a grind to play traditional SEC powers like OU and MIchigan. 

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Yep, pretty easy especially since Arkansas has declined since the middle part of the thread. No grind.

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That was fast, the Hogs are back! Devastation looms in the grind.

 

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GRIND! Yep, Florida, Kentucky, and Miss State have been on the same course as Arkansas and are forces for Texas to reckon with since their first mention earlier in the thread.

 

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Yep, not to much of a grind. Arkansas has evidently had a plane crash and Miss State has stumbled from the ranks of the comparative juggernauts. Gonna be a breeze!

 

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Yep, with SEC talent, the mighty Ags got their ass kicked. tu doesn't have SEC talent. Sadly, an ugly grind is on the way for the unsuspecting, soft tu longwhorns.

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Yep, cakewalk (whatever that is). Not only do we catch Arkansas and Miss State in the trough of their rollercoaster ride of formidability, but we get Georgia in Austin. Just another cake on the cake walk. Cake does not grind.

 

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All of you can.

You'd win the natty in holding discordant ideas at the same time if there were a competition. There's not a competition because nobody else has institutionalized schizophrenia.

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It's fascinating watching them attempt to deal with the cognitive dissonance of reconciling the reality we've been telling them for the past 15 years-- that the SEC is typically top-heavy each year and that it has a whole lot of meh in the middle and some truly terrible teams at the bottom-- versus their long-held belief in the myth that every team in the SEC is a juggernaut, a rolling ball of butcher knives, creating a season-long fearsome grind that only battle-hardened teams like the fightin texum bulldogs could ever hope to navigate through (to a 4-4 annual finish).

 

I guess it just means more.

Those idiots would have gone 5-7 (again) iif they played in the B12 this year.

They move goal posts more than the time Vincent Valdez and other Tech fans shoved it up their asses.

 

28 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Those idiots would have gone 5-7 (again) iif they played in the B12 this year.

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4 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Georgia’s first conference game in the State of Texas will be in DKR.

I hope our social media team makes a big deal out of this

7 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Hasn't A&M only played Georgia once since they've been in the SEC?

The teams have only met once, and have not played at Kyle Field since the Aggies joined the SEC in 2012. The last time Georgia and Texas A&M met on the field was in 2019 as Georgia won the matchup 19-13.

6 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

Had he been Mexican he would have called it a mollete. Damn good as a snack before bed with atole or milk.

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I’d prefer garlic salt and butter on that piece of bread.

You guys just don’t get it. There’s such a gulf between the sec and the bdf that an easy sec schedule will still be much tougher than any bdf schedule. Even for a team that just beat bama in ttown, lost to them in the last few seconds the season prior, beat Georgia in a bowl game a few years ago, and gave a great, undefeated lsu team its toughest game of the year.  Because those weren’t part of a grind. 

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The scheduling talk is truly pathetic. All we've heard about for years is the superiority of the SEC and how tough an SEC schedule is. Now, the SEC adds two more blue bloods and suddenly, easy schedules exist. Outstanding. They feed off of excuses as salves for their constant anxieties and insecurities as fans and, likely, humans. They are manufacturing concern and excuses for results that are a year away. I can't even imagine what that is like. 

In any event, I look at the Texas schedule next year and feel like I'd much rather have that schedule than whatever a Big 12 schedule for Texas would have looked like. For one, it just looks way more fun. For two, outside of the okies, Arkansas, and the aggies, no one is going to view the Texas game as a jihad game. They won't do that because they can't do that. They'll already have too many longstanding enemies and Texas hasn't done shit to any of them. 

I liked the one guy who said getting Michigan early was a big break. A complete lack of comprehension regarding how OOC scheduling works. These are simple idiots.

Arkansas and ATM both get gifted not playing Georgia or Bama next year and they are the two fanbases whining the loudest alongside LSU. 

 

The discussion of their hard schedules somehow omits Tarleton, Abilene Christian, and Prairie View A&M.  Oh yeah, also App State.  yada, yada, common clay, you know - morons.  Also no mention of Texas vs Bama the last two years; I wonder why?

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8 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Typically it was Karo Syrup and Peanut butter at least in TX

My grandfather talked about towards the end of the month his mother packed him a lard sandwich for lunch if they were short on meat, when he was working cattle as a teenager.....bleh

The mental gymnastics here are stunning. They don’t play Georgia, Bama, Tennessee, Ole Miss, or OU next year. 

I guess Mizzou turning their program around was a bad beat for them. 
 

I’m sure they insisted on the LSU game, so that one is squarely on them. 

The teams have only met once, and have not played at Kyle Field since the Aggies joined the SEC in 2012. The last time Georgia and Texas A&M met on the field was in 2019 as Georgia won the matchup 19-13.

This is weird. We also have played Georgia somewhat recently but I don’t recall how things went. All I know is that we don’t have sec speed or sec experience according to aggy so I’m sure we fared about as well as they did in this venture.
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no one tell this guy they had their best SEC season with big 12 talent 

14 minutes ago, thepop said:

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no one tell this guy they had their best SEC season with big 12 talent 

They were irrelevant in the Big12 and they are now irrelevant in the SED.

7 hours ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:


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Damn he just started balling?  What a hooper. 

16 hours ago, Okcool said:

Best part of that game was Bryant Westbrook laying out McElroy and Dick Vermeil telling the audience to “shoot the official” for the flag lol

 

That was a great game. First time I had ever been to Pyle.

None of them had a problem chasing stars at the time. Any aggy is lying if they say they have a problem with it now. 

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