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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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34 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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I doubt he's as happy there as you and your mom.

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You mean the coach whose absurd extension you celebrated didn't do this? I must have missed all the quotes from you critical of Jimbo's head coaching skills. I suppose knowing how to win a natty doesn't count for much anymore. Thanks for telling us.

Someone needs to ask Billy when he had an inkling the Jimbo Fisher era was headed off the rails. Because he certainly never let on to the rubes what was going on, despite the fact that it was obvious to those of us paying attention quite a long time ago. Billy Liucci is both a homer/university mouthpiece and a charlatan.

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3 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why are some of the backgrounds of the text blue?

Because after 84 years of hyping up a loser of a program, the aggy faithful are ready fill up the jar. Just can't quite get there. Next year is the year. 

4 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Someone needs to ask Billy when he had an inkling the Jimbo Fisher era was headed off the rails. Because he certainly never let on to the rubes what was going on, despite the fact that it was obvious to those of us paying attention quite a long time ago. Billy Liucci is both a homer/university mouthpiece and a charlatan.

He is a master spin artist and deflector. Every time he gets pinned down, he just throws up some kind of random comparison about Texas and gets a get out of jail free card. 

3 of 4 head coaches in playoffs are offensive guys.  The guy left out was also from an offensive background.  Does Aggie want a do over? 

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16 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

He is a master spin artist and deflector. Every time he gets pinned down, he just throws up some kind of random comparison about Texas and gets a get out of jail free card. 

Would only work with a Kool Aid drinking fanbase like aggy. Just look at how critical we are of pretty much anyone who covers Texas.

Them saying Georgia should have been in is ridiculous.  The committee was never going to do that again after the blowback they got over the lsu Alabama cluster.  

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1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Them saying Georgia should have been in is ridiculous.  The committee was never going to do that again after the blowback they got over the lsu Alabama cluster.  

It's not that they want Georgia to be in, or think they should be in. It's that they want literally anyone other than Texas to be in the playoffs. Meanwhile they're the only dumbfucks arguing Texas shouldn't be in. 

2 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

This is going to be an ugly transition year for these pea brains.

"Transition year"?

You, sir, are obviously not familiar with PLAN 2024

14 minutes ago, Orange&White said:

"Transition year"?

You, sir, are obviously not familiar with PLAN 2024

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3 hours ago, Ryno said:

They mentioned several years that were controversial for the CFP, but never once 2020 or aggy. I wish I was watching that with some ags

To be fair, most of us have tied to erase the entirety of 2020 from our memory banks. 

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To improve Duke, you dumbass. What was the competition like for those portal guys?

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1 minute ago, RomaVicta said:

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To improve Duke, you dumbass. What was the competition like for those portal guys?

The funny thing is that recruiting for Duke is tricky in a "you need B-level guys who don't suck at school" way. A&M needs a completely different profile of recruit to be competitive.

31 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

They think they're going 10-2 or 11-1

Those are the odds they have a winning record

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

It's not that they want Georgia to be in, or think they should be in. It's that they want literally anyone other than Texas to be in the playoffs. Meanwhile they're the only dumbfucks arguing Texas shouldn't be in. 

Baylor people are saying this as well. 

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Baylor people are saying this as well. 

There are Baylor people?

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Why are some of the backgrounds of the text blue?

It means they hit the little star button when they like a post

17 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

There are Baylor people?

Yes, but they are usually referred to as "survivors" or "victims".

To be fair, most of us have tied to erase the entirety of 2020 from our memory banks. 
Not even Bama blowing out aggy in Pyle field with Sark calling the offense for the tide? That's the part aggy has erased from their collective memories. That and barely scraping by Vandy are why they got left out that year, but they will never admit it.
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This is simultaneously so understandable and yet mind boggling.  

 

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8 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

This is simultaneously so understandable and yet mind boggling.  

 

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Wow,  that's stating the quiet part out loud. 

9 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

This is simultaneously so understandable and yet mind boggling.  

 

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Perhaps you meant "predictable," instead of "understandable." Because there's nothing understandable about what they've done in the past 10 years. 

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Only aggy would describe us as being "the Cal-Berkeley/Stanford of the east" and consider it to be a pejorative. 

Walter Nolan's play has been obvious. 

1 or 2 years at aggy, try to get another major NIL deal somewhere else or get aggy to overpay again, then go to the NFL. Mercenary is going to mercenary. 

3 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

Wow,  that's stating the quiet part out loud. 

They definitely have a token few who can read the tea leaves correctly it's just the uber minority.

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46 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Lulz

 

That team will be the University of Texas Longhorns.

1 hour ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Dunno where best to post this, but it warms the heart.  Too much to screenshot - just read it all.

Titled: The Most Fraudulent Pick in CFP History - Beating a Dead Horse (with Stats)

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That reads like a middle school student's research paper for the 3rd 6 weeks.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Lulz

 

I see the office of propaganda is back on track.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Lulz

 

Yeah Billy, the team that is in the playoffs this year is definitely not the team best equipped for that.

 

Ah, yes ... from Aggie 247.

Someone posted the tweet/response below.

 

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And one of the responses in the thread that followed:

 

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Says a member of the fanbase that screamed bloody murder when someone had the nerve to post an article about where aggy players might end up if they portalled, and claimed it doesn’t happen to other programs- while ignoring all of the similar stuff being written about most major programs, especially arch at Texas.  And those other fanbases just shrug about it. 

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Some highlights from Sunday Loochador:

- Olin Buchanan might be the biggest fucking regard at TexAgs. He suggested that aggy coaches intentionally cover the spread because their boosters are betting the games. And if they win, they’ll contribute more to NIL. Yes, he really said this. 

- Looch said 15 teams would go undefeated against Texas’ schedule after Bama. “Texas played a 2 game season and they split.”
 

- Looch basically tampered with Ollie Gordon. Said he could paid big time if he went in the portal. 
 

- Looch acknowledged NIL issues at aggy. He didn’t specify, but he said they were way behind Texas. Texas is Number 1 in NIL. Of course, Elko will fix this. 
 

- Olin was impressed that Ole Miss had NIL advertisements above their urinals. He recommended doing the same at Kyle Field. 
 

- Olin said he’s married to a Latina and she’d appreciate the Mexican wrestling mask on the podcast’s logo. Imagine being racist against your own wife. 
 

- Basically 45 minutes of pleading FSU’s case + backhanded Texas compliments with 5 minutes of Elko,NIL, and Texas Bowl talk. 

 

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Some highlights from Sunday Loochador:

- Olin Buchanan might be the biggest fucking regard at TexAgs. He suggested that aggy coaches intentionally cover the spread because their boosters are betting the games. And if they win, they’ll contribute more to NIL. Yes, he really said this. 

- Looch said 15 teams would go undefeated against Texas’ schedule after Bama. “Texas played a 2 game season and they split.”
 

- Looch basically tampered with Ollie Gordon. Said he could paid big time if he went in the portal. 
 

- Looch acknowledged NIL issues at aggy. He didn’t specify, but he said they were way behind Texas. Texas is Number 1 in NIL. Of course, Elko will fix this. 
 

- Olin was impressed that Ole Miss had NIL advertisements above their urinals. He recommended doing the same at Kyle Field. 
 

- Olin said he’s married to a Latina and she’d appreciate the Mexican wrestling mask on the podcast’s logo. Imagine being racist against your own wife. 
 

- Basically 45 minutes of pleading FSU’s case + backhanded Texas compliments with 5 minutes of Elko,NIL, and Texas Bowl talk. 

 

This isnt the first time Olin has been openly racist in regards to his wife. I can’t remember the details but he said something cringy years ago as well. And he has a kid with her, or he’s a step dad, so he was basically also shitting all over a kid as well with racist bullshit. He’s a real peach. 

22 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

- Olin was impressed that Ole Miss had NIL advertisements above their urinals. He recommended doing the same at Kyle Field. 

Perfect.  What better way to piss your money away?

20 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

  advertisements above their urinals. He recommended doing the same at Kyle Field.

 

Aggy donors are already experts at pissing away money.  

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Lulz

 

Holy Christ that's the best thing ive seen in a while.  Coming off a 5-7 year, predicts Texas A&M is the next team to join the "SEC Elite".  By his definition, that is teams that beat Bama.  Fast forward 5 months, Texas has beaten Bama in Tuscaloosa, and it's all he can do to discount that game and say it doesn't count because it was in September.

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