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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Things are going great.

 

 

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The third option of actually applying critical analysis to the program's decisions instead of blindly supporting everything they do with rah rah cheerleading, which would actually serve to hold them accountable and in turn improve their performance, never even occurs to them. 

Let's be very clear about something, if Mark Stoops had been officially hired and announced every single A&M writer would have deified him. Every single one. 

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8 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Things are going great.

 

 

Sigh. That's the best idea I've seen one of them have. It's a shame he wasn't serious 

50 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Did that idiot even read the ESPN article? They have us losing to Washington, Alabama beating Michigan, and then Alabama beating Washington in the final. So much for a 'sip conspiracy'.

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12 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Where's the manly manfulness of squaring off against the bully? Look at the number of upvotes. "We used to get buttfucked by those Longhorns all the time! Get ready to submit to it yourselves. And never forget that we're the real badasses of CFB!"

The tu dildo waving fags is coming! And we're scared shitless!

 

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I'm generally of the belief that Looch is in on the conspiracy. He generates much of the hype that leads to the unrealistic expectations. He feeds the inability to think critically by pumping up an overly optimistic message that is then repeated until it becomes truth so no actual assessment has to be done. No critical thought required. No self assessment.

Ags are easily brainwashed... It starts with fish camp and you can see it on the political forum where they are susceptible to repeated taking points. They are susceptible to group think when an inspiring leader repeats the message over and over again. They don't deal in facts, they wallow in fiction.

This leads to inflated self worth, inability to actually assess and address issues, and reliance on conspiracies to explain their failure to meet expectations.

I think the school is in large part to blame for cultivating this this culture, but Looch as the "Sip" mastermind has taken it full throttle to generate a ton of income for himself and continue propogate this victim complex.

It would make a fascinating book.

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I love how the “great sip media conspiracy” is because UT has a journalism school, as though j-schools are dedicated to churning out rabid footsoldiers for their athletic programs. If that were the case, the national sports press would be full of glowing coverage of Northwestern, Missouri and Columbia U. 

13 minutes ago, John Coctostan said:

I love how the “great sip media conspiracy” is because UT has a journalism school, as though j-schools are dedicated to churning out rabid footsoldiers for their athletic programs. If that were the case, the national sports press would be full of glowing coverage of Northwestern, Missouri and Columbia U. 

you forgot the biggest one in sports press, inclusive of behind the camera talent:

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On 12/4/2023 at 5:03 AM, Jebus said:

Interesting that they are constantly shouting about the political, slimy, underhanded, media-manipulating tactics of Texas when their go to move is to leak things to the media to try and manipulate the situation. 

Leaking the Texas to the SEC story, which subsequently backfired on them. 

leaking the Stoops hire, outcome TBD. weren’t they even bragging about this one? 

every accusation a confession

1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Did that idiot even read the ESPN article? They have us losing to Washington, Alabama beating Michigan, and then Alabama beating Washington in the final. So much for a 'sip conspiracy'.

The most hillarious part is that it is a 25% coinflip anyway, grab a coin and flip it twice if heads comes out twice you literally have the odds of their insane coincidence being an actual coincidence, and not a conspiracy.

18 minutes ago, linux said:

The most hillarious part is that it is a 25% coinflip anyway, grab a coin and flip it twice if heads comes out twice you literally have the odds of their insane coincidence being an actual coincidence, and not a conspiracy.

With that p-value I do not believe we can reject the null hypothesis of it not being rigged

 

(tamu_bspeck, being an Aggie is NEVER a good look.)

 

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(GigSoHard, less gigging and more cogitation. They were ALWAYS paid to be there.  That is the nature of mercs.)

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(richw4 - they ARE GtingTFO ... and the world is winning.)

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(neverflatfooted - EVERYONE wants to leave ... seems like you were caught - ah - flatfooted.)

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1 hour ago, HoustonHorn said:

I'm generally of the belief that Looch is in on the conspiracy. He generates much of the hype that leads to the unrealistic expectations. He feeds the inability to think critically by pumping up an overly optimistic message that is then repeated until it becomes truth so no actual assessment has to be done. No critical thought required. No self assessment.

Ags are easily brainwashed... It starts with fish camp and you can see it on the political forum where they are susceptible to repeated taking points. They are susceptible to group think when an inspiring leader repeats the message over and over again. They don't deal in facts, they wallow in fiction.

This leads to inflated self worth, inability to actually assess and address issues, and reliance on conspiracies to explain their failure to meet expectations.

I think the school is in large part to blame for cultivating this this culture, but Looch as the "Sip" mastermind has taken it full throttle to generate a ton of income for himself and continue propogate this victim complex.

It would make a fascinating book.

Mr. Phlegm (good wishes to him wherever he is) posited the idea that A&M President Bowen Loftin, a Rice Grad, was sabotaging the Aggies by getting them into the SEC.

Their culture is degenerative. No organization or country has ever been made better by constant self-congratulation and resistance to change.

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Now this sounds like a great idea.

 

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20 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Lets hope chin pubes has a major case of volcanic diarrhea to make his day complete.

Negged for pick, I mean to each his own maybe you find it enjoyable but I would bet the rest of us don't.

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

 

 

Yes

My favorite part of Aggie in the fetal position is the constant mantra that they want only guys who really want to be Aggies.

Good luck with that you fucking idiots.

I bet leon would be fantastic at coaching others in how to be successful 

31 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Now this sounds like a great idea.

 

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Leon should settle for no less than $2M per year guaranteed for 5 years.  Now that he has the backing of the de facto athletic department he can name his price. And he doesn’t need a job title, he just wants $2M per year.

4 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

I bet leon would be fantastic at coaching others in how to be successful 

Community engagement is off the charts with that guy. Tremendous role model.

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1 minute ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

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They need to strike back and get Taylor Hamm to find UT players in bathroom and whisper "portal... portal... porrrrrtal" under the stalls.

17 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

They need to strike back and get Taylor Hamm to find UT players in bathroom and whisper "portal... portal... porrrrrtal" under the stalls.

The Portal Potty ™️

15 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I thought better of the guy who sang Yellow Ledbetter

That song's lyrics are as comprehensible as a recording of Ed O and Jimbo fucking.

7 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

That song's lyrics are as comprehensible as a recording of Ed O and Jimbo fucking.

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2 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

Shouldn't a shit operation target enemy #2?

 

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OMG.  A recruiting site is contacting players from other teams about their intentions.   Next thing you know they will show up at commits front door unannounced and beg them not to go there.  

40 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

They need to strike back and get Taylor Hamm to find UT players in bathroom and whisper "portal... portal... porrrrrtal" under their balls.

That's how I read that.

44 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

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If that was the case, I'd happily pay 9.95.

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They are blaming Texas for everything. It's fucking glorious. This is what we've been missing for 12 years, battered aggy syndrome. 

2 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

My favorite part of Aggie in the fetal position is the constant mantra that they want only guys who really want to be Aggies.

Good luck with that you fucking idiots.



No kidding. Nobody outside of Aggies REALLY wants to be an Aggie. Walter Nolen wasn't there because he bleeds maroon and white.

7 hours ago, HoustonHorn said:

I'm generally of the belief that Looch is in on the conspiracy. He generates much of the hype that leads to the unrealistic expectations. He feeds the inability to think critically by pumping up an overly optimistic message that is then repeated until it becomes truth so no actual assessment has to be done. No critical thought required. No self assessment.

Ags are easily brainwashed... It starts with fish camp and you can see it on the political forum where they are susceptible to repeated taking points. They are susceptible to group think when an inspiring leader repeats the message over and over again. They don't deal in facts, they wallow in fiction.

This leads to inflated self worth, inability to actually assess and address issues, and reliance on conspiracies to explain their failure to meet expectations.

I think the school is in large part to blame for cultivating this this culture, but Looch as the "Sip" mastermind has taken it full throttle to generate a ton of income for himself and continue propogate this victim complex.

It would make a fascinating book.

For Looch it’s all about…….

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2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

OMG.  A recruiting site is contacting players from other teams about their intentions.   Next thing you know they will show up at commits front door unannounced and beg them not to go there.  

Or the bathroom....

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Now this sounds like a great idea.

 

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They probably need someone to teach form tackling. 

Went over to texags for a minute, and at least one poster over there is referring to Elko as "The Elk".  

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Went over to texags for a minute, and at least one poster over there is referring to Elko as "The Elk".  

*Melk

32 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

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I just realized they used a completely fake arm for that zoom-in shot.

3 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

That song's lyrics are as comprehensible as a recording of Ed O and Jimbo fucking.

"And I know and I know I don't want to stay" seems appropriate.

41 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Went over to texags for a minute, and at least one poster over there is referring to Elko as "The Elk".  

 

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