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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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43 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Went over to texags for a minute, and at least one poster over there is referring to Elko as "The Elk".  

The "Pregnant Manatee" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. 

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Some more flashbacks

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10 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Leon having a day:

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Didn't Leon briefly put his name in the portal and then removed it when he figured out that no one else wanted him?

8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Went over to texags for a minute, and at least one poster over there is referring to Elko as "The Elk".  

 

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Reveille could learn a few things about running the corps from these badasses!

We're not weird!

Put your feet in the yellow footprints, straighten your legs, bend over, and relax your sphincter or gtfo!

6 hours ago, ajax said:

Some more flashbacks

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If I’m not mistaken, Mac94 used to post on Shaggy. Poor guy. It must hurt. 

12 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

If I’m not mistaken, Mac94 used to post on Shaggy. Poor guy. It must hurt. 

Truth often does 

23 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

If I’m not mistaken, Mac94 used to post on Shaggy. Poor guy. It must hurt. 

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Clear the Deck? I thought they were already short from last year. Did they not already have plenty of room?

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The good thing is the goobers far outnumber the self aware especially at the top of the organization.

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Some phrases you will hear a lot in coming months:

"Clear the deck"

"Total Rebuild"

"down to the studs"

"only those who want to be here"

"Cultural rebuild"

"Mercenaries"

"Jimbo destroyed the locker-room culture"

"Roster mismanagement"

"get his own players"

"laying the foundation"

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3 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some phrases you will hear a lot in coming months:

"Clear the deck"

"Total Rebuild"

"down to the studs"

"only those who want to be here"

"Cultural rebuild"

"Mercenaries"

"Jimbo destroyed the locker-room culture"

"Roster mismanagement"

"get his own players"

"laying the foundation"

 

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It's impressive how they've figured out a way to perpetually have a young/inexperienced team in a new system so that next year can always be the year.  Very on brand for them.

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They are so manly those Aggies.

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13 minutes ago, DanTheHorn said:

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The good thing is the goobers far outnumber the self aware especially at the top of the organization.

There is a reason they use “2%ers” as a pejorative. 

1 minute ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

 

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Yes, let's get rid of the rot that caused our downfall (unless we can moneywhip the players into staying).  Let's clear the deck of the coaches that created this problem (other than the 50% we can't afford to fire and the new head coach who was part of the old coaching staff that we brought back).  Let's lay the foundation (to lose to Texas) by hiring an offensive coordinator running an antiquated system that doesn't align with our recruiting base. 

I would say that 50% of TexAgs' posts are trolls but than I remember what a true Aggy is and realize, to my chagrin, that this is truly how they "think"

 

 

Yes! The invocation of a "lunch pail" culture is the last step before serious aggies start to call for fall camp in Junction with no cell phones, fat little girlfriends, or other distractions. I can't wait until they have themselves in a froth this fall about 3 stars with 5 star culture who want to be Ags, and are ready to run through the wall for the Elk.

Fortunately for us, they lack insight and internally consistent strategic thinking. They raise money but mistake the purpose of money and squander it. They hire a good HC with a sound technique of starting the program with an ultimatum, but the players to whom he is delivering it have other options preferable to conforming to his ways. They amass talent but do so in a lopsided fashion that leaves critical weaknesses while reinforcing strong points. They hire a good OC who can get B+ results from C talent, but their hope is to gain A results from A talent. They recognize the importance of retaining key players but misunderstand who is worth retaining and possible to retain, as well as how to achieve retention. And so on.

 

This should be the title of one of these A&M threads.

 

Aggie 2025:  They did a pees poor job!

 

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7 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

This should be the title of one of these A&M threads.

 

Aggie 2025:  They did a pees poor job!

 

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And, they don't need no stinking badges!

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Which one of you is VatoLocoAggie?

I admire the long troll and ability to avoid a ban.

 

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Yeah he is a super clear troll specially due to the signature.

20 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Which one of you is VatoLocoAggie?

I admire the long troll and ability to avoid a ban.

 

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Bravo

Some phrases you will hear a lot in coming months:
"Clear the deck"
"Total Rebuild"
"down to the studs"
"only those who want to be here"
"Cultural rebuild"
"Mercenaries"
"Jimbo destroyed the locker-room culture"
"Roster mismanagement"
"get his own players"
"laying the foundation"

I like the way you think. Maybe someone generates aggy bingo cards to give us some fun when the dreaded offseason hits:

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Holy shit. First the wanted to keep Robinson so that they could keep the 2022 class together.

Robinson leaves, the remaining top 2022 kids start to leave.

Now it's The Melk is clearing the roster riffraff, check notes of 5-stars and high 4-stars, for the guys he wants.

 

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2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Holy shit. First the wanted to keep Robinson so that they could keep the 2022 class together.

Robinson leaves, the remaining top 20222 kids start to leave.

Now it's The Melk is clearing the roster riffraff for the guys he wants.

 

The Elk KNOWS who he wants

"The Elk"

MFers just can't help dorking every GD name up.  I mean these are the biggest dweebs on the planet.  Everything they say is cringe.  It's painful to watch.

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1 minute ago, Scholz said:

"The Elk"

MFers just can't help dorking every GD name up.  I mean these are the biggest dweebs on the planet.  Everything they say is cringe.  It's painful to watch.

Elko is a perfectly solid last name. "Mike Elko" sounds like a cowboy's name given the city in Nevada. Obviously, the real Melk would crush any horse he tried to ride, but that's beside the point.

The Elk just sounds strange. I can't see it catching on.

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Ouch ouch ouch ... lulz.

 

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1 hour ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

Some phrases you will hear a lot in coming months:

"Clear the deck"

"Total Rebuild"

"down to the studs"

"only those who want to be here"

"Cultural rebuild"

"Mercenaries"

"Jimbo destroyed the locker-room culture"

"Roster mismanagement"

"get his own players"

"laying the foundation"


"Where are the white sheep at?"

12 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

The excitement over The Elk is bursting through seams!

 

 

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It's very hard to saw varsity's horns off in a well-fitting suit! 

15 minutes ago, Scholz said:

"The Elk"

MFers just can't help dorking every GD name up.  I mean these are the biggest dweebs on the planet.  Everything they say is cringe.  It's painful to watch.

On the contrary, when they're down, it is a pure delight. 

15 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The Elk just sounds strange. I can't see it catching on.

Underestimating aggy dorkiness is never a good idea.

1 hour ago, Frank Drebin said:

Which one of you is VatoLocoAggie?

I admire the long troll and ability to avoid a ban.

 

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Horse Puckey!

2 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

 

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Knowing aggy as I do, this guy is fully expecting his "didn't show up with a lunch pail," "weak and weary," and "overrated softies" comments to be seen by, taken to heart by, and sway any aggy players with one foot in the portal. If they would just read this red asses post, take it personally and find the backbone to stick with their commitment, this good aggy will have contributed. Squeeze aggy.

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

"The Elk"

MFers just can't help dorking every GD name up.  I mean these are the biggest dweebs on the planet.  Everything they say is cringe.  It's painful to watch.

Now it's "Optimus Klein".  JFC.

t-shirts coming for the holidays......   "don't care got ELK"

 

 

5 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

t-shirts coming for the holidays......   "don't care got ELK"

 

 

You should do it.  You could make a lot of money off those rubes if you beat looch to market.

6 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

t-shirts coming for the holidays......   "don't care got ELK"

 

 

Got Melk?

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