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LMAO at the ag who would rather see Texas lose than aggy win.  That's some next-level jealousy.

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

I’m not a screen cap guy, but hopefully someone with access to the aggie 247 board can post the thread on there in which “Deathburger” is seriously pondering just dropping his fanship for ATM and rooting for Texas. 

Not only is he seriously entertaining it and trying to apply logic to support it, but there are multiple other posters working to rationalize the same. These nimrods are starting to plumb depths of desperation and despair that I haven’t seen since 77-0. 

Married to a 3%er. God love her, she doesn’t care enough to follow anything other than watching the games, but is passionate about the games. Mentioned the plaque Sharp gave Jimbo and she…🤨😳… “Who does that?”

She asked to watch the replay of the Big XII championship game because she enjoyed watching the game. I want her to change teams so bad. My own personal flipmas. 🤘🏼😎

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28 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

LMAO at the ag who would rather see Texas lose than aggy win.  That's some next-level jealousy.

Watching A&M lose is one of my favorite things to do. And there are some Aggie defeats that I'd MUCH rather re-watch than some Longhorn victories. Different forms of pleasure.

23 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Married to a 3%er. God love her, she doesn’t care enough to follow anything other than watching the games, but is passionate about the games. Mentioned the plaque Sharp gave Jimbo and she…🤨😳… “Who does that?”

She asked to watch the replay of the Big XII championship game because she enjoyed watching the game. I want her to change teams so bad. My own personal flipmas. 🤘🏼😎

I'm married to an ag as well.  Similarly, she doesn't follow anything other than watching the games, which she is very passionate about.  But she also watches Longhorn games with me and will pull for Texas when we're not playing the ags.  She's been indoctrinated since birth so she'll never actually switch, but she's just fine with pulling for Texas under most circumstances.

She also thinks horns-down is stupid and is extra cringe when the TV shows ags doing it in games when they're not even playing us.  She says, "That's what ousux is supposed to do, but not us."  On second thought, maybe she will eventually come around...

 

 

9 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Watching A&M lose is one of my favorite things to do. And there are some Aggie defeats that I'd MUCH rather re-watch than some Longhorn victories. Different forms of pleasure.

Watching aggy lose gets a chuckle and a head shake out of me, knowing they should have won many of these with the talent disparity on the field. (See App st)

I don't re-watch many games.  I don't think I've ever re-watched aggy unless we were playing too. 

1 hour ago, Carl Spackler said:

LMAO at the ag who would rather see Texas lose than aggy win.  That's some next-level jealousy.

Their wins end up being meaningless at the end of the year is why.

48 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Watching A&M lose is one of my favorite things to do. And there are some Aggie defeats that I'd MUCH rather re-watch than some Longhorn victories. Different forms of pleasure.

Oh, I enjoy watching aggy lose as well, no question.  And in some instances (e.g., 77-0, App State, etc.), the enjoyment is even greater than usual.  But it doesn't come close to outweighing the pleasure I get from seeing Texas win.  I guess it's just difficult for me to fathom the depth of the hatred that has to exist in order for a person to take more pleasure in the demise of another team than in their own team winning. 

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Some more gems from 2021. The whole thing is gold, but I had to highlight the best part.

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And I don't even know what to say about this one.

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2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Oh, I enjoy watching aggy lose as well, no question.  And in some instances (e.g., 77-0, App State, etc.), the enjoyment is even greater than usual.  But it doesn't come close to outweighing the pleasure I get from seeing Texas win.  I guess it's just difficult for me to fathom the depth of the hatred that has to exist in order for a person to take more pleasure in the demise of another team than in their own team winning. 

Samesies.  Hell, I'm to the point now that I'll come out of the wknd happy if all of my teams lose except TX.  

2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Oh, I enjoy watching aggy lose as well, no question.  And in some instances (e.g., 77-0, App State, etc.), the enjoyment is even greater than usual.  But it doesn't come close to outweighing the pleasure I get from seeing Texas win.  I guess it's just difficult for me to fathom the depth of the hatred that has to exist in order for a person to take more pleasure in the demise of another team than in their own team winning. 

I'd much rather watch aggy stick their crank in a blender against Ole Miss than watch us beat BYU 35-6, as a for example.  So, if I had to watch one or another and we were playing Rice or Wyoming and I knew they were going to lose I'd watch that one. But them losing doesn't come anywhere near the joy to me of us winning if it's an important or meaningful game.  Also- them losing can never be bad for me. Us winning- like- say UH- can be really irritating and not a cause for joy.  I'd take us firing on all cylinders over them firing on none every day of the week and twice on Sunday, but you aren't giving it credit for the proper amount of nuance.

All the same applies to OU of course. 

1 hour ago, ajax said:

Some more gems from 2021. The whole thing is gold, but I had to highlight the best part.

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And I don't even know what to say about this one.

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So which one of you wants to take credit for being the "cousin" in CheersforBeers' post?  I have no cousins who are aggies, so it can't be me . . .

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Aggies! Whoop!

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Plan 2024! Plan 2024!

Gotta turn the carrier! 

Here's your oar! 

AAAAyyyyyyyy. WHOOOP!

My lovely wife is a UT Grad but got her master's from Gomersville, due to her major (archeology) . Really funny she watches UT Games with me and wants nothing to do with Colllie Station.

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I refuse to set up an account on SECRANT but this shit is hilarious, there are literally fans who think they would win the big12 because they are SEC HARD now as if they already aren't bleeding recruits, wouldn't lose most of their recruits if they went down a division, much less than they never even won when they were in the big12. 

When super leagues form I can't help but imagine they'll be tossed out an airlock

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

My lovely wife is a UT Grad but got her master's from Gomersville, due to her major (archeology)

What better place to learn about an ancient culture?

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aggy doesn't have the guts to go back and dominate the b12.

11 minutes ago, RabidM said:

aggy doesn't have the guts to go back and dominate the b12.

A&M to the B12 would be their doom. Not only do you still have to deal with a bunch of quality coaches in Kliemann, Leipold, Fisch, Campbell, Gundy, Wittingham, etc. but you would lose the one recruiting token that you have relied on for the last decade. They would be getting second and third tier players after Texas, LSU, and OU filled up, and they have never shown an ability to out scheme anyone. They would also be the new Texas in terms of having the perpetual target on their back. They have only gone on runs of sustained success when rampant paying of players took place, followed by NCAA sanctions. They would still only be a mid level B12 program with 2-4 conference losses per year.  

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25 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

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I refuse to set up an account on SECRANT but this shit is hilarious, there are literally fans who think they would win the big12 because they are SEC HARD now as if they already aren't bleeding recruits, wouldn't lose most of their recruits if they went down a division, much less than they never even won when they were in the big12. 

When super leagues form I can't help but imagine they'll be tossed out an airlock

They'll be around - the same way Tottenham was in the European Super League. Wealthy teams with lots of gullible fans who routinely lose to power programs are a perfect base to round out the numbers.

A&M, which hasn't won a conference title since 1998, when R.C. Slocum was their coach, is "aiming for CFP appearances five years in a row."

Don't ever change, Aggie. 

1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

My lovely wife is a UT Grad but got her master's from Gomersville, due to her major (archeology) . Really funny she watches UT Games with me and wants nothing to do with Colllie Station.

You know the rules around here…Pics!

53 minutes ago, texifornia said:

the same way Tottenham was in the European Super League.

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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WELCOME TO AGGIE RING DAY, the banner reads. Beyond cringe.

 

 

Isn't the traditon that they have to suck their ring out of a yell leader's ass?

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

Isn't the traditon that they have to suck their ring out of a yell leader's ass?

I am surprised it’s not drinking out of the jizz jar. But a beer at the chicken has to suffice 

8 minutes ago, Reese Bennett said:

Why are they always thrusting their pelvis out?

This is the day they officially become the giver and not the taker.

aggy doesn't have the guts to go back and dominate the b12.

Or the talent
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Gunny has a handle on the NIL situation…

 

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33 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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He forgot Florida State on his list of most recent teams to win a national championship without a great coach

16 hours ago, Leanderman said:

My lovely wife is a UT Grad but got her master's from Gomersville, due to her major (archeology) . Really funny she watches UT Games with me and wants nothing to do with Colllie Station.

They must have a great archeology program as God knows they are always dwelling in the past.

8 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

He forgot Florida State on his list of most recent teams to win a national championship without a great coach

Give them time they will get there for sure, Aggie was the only school to have claimed another school's MNC as their own. That bandaid will crust and fall off without them peeling it off.

10 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

He forgot Florida State on his list of most recent teams to win a national championship without a great coach

First thing I thought of. 

19 minutes ago, BrazilHorn said:

They must have a great archeology program as God knows they are always dwelling in the past.

They had to dig up the petrified remains of their last national championship 

Nice of ol’ gunny to acknowledge how powerful UT is. He should be thankful that we don’t abuse that power for football more often than we do. 
 

you’re welcome, gunny, for allowing your school to go to the SEC.  A decent head start was only fair, glad your school was able to capitalize so well on the advantage. 

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

They'll be around - the same way Tottenham was in the European Super League. Wealthy teams with lots of gullible fans who routinely lose to power programs are a perfect base to round out the numbers.

As a 'Spurs supporter, I resent this statement as much as the truth behind it kills me.

As long as the money's there, we'll always get a seat at the table. If there's a seat at the table, there's a shot that something in the club changes and we win the league.

And that is the Aggiest thing I've ever said. It must be miserable to be them.

26 minutes ago, LonghornBreeder said:

As a 'Spurs supporter, I resent this statement as much as the truth behind it kills me.

As long as the money's there, we'll always get a seat at the table. If there's a seat at the table, there's a shot that something in the club changes and we win the league.

And that is the Aggiest thing I've ever said. It must be miserable to be them.

Eh, Spurs have won a championship much more recently that the aggies. 

3 hours ago, Matuka said:

Gunny has a handle on the NIL situation…

 

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Nice of ol’ gunny to acknowledge how powerful UT is. He should be thankful that we don’t abuse that power for football more often than we do. 
 

you’re welcome, gunny, for allowing your school to go to the SEC.  A decent head start was only fair, glad your school was able to capitalize so well on the advantage. 

Ah yes, the Texas state legislature, widely recognized as being under the thrall of liberal junkhole UT grads. 

Damn that was quick, even for them

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2 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

The Shanghai Rankings is my goto when evaluating college programs.  

They're one of the most well-respected global rankings, but they skew hard toward STEM and large institutions, which obviously benefits aggy.

What better place to learn about an ancient culture?

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I love how they keep taking about the timeline of when they expect to be “getting a natty” with no mention whatsoever of a conference championship game appearance, conference title, or other milestones on the way to marked improvement. They’ll never understand why they’re further from greatness (or actual relevance) than they believe. Never change, aggy. 

32 minutes ago, Whitewater Horn said:

I love how they keep taking about the timeline of when they expect to be “getting a natty” with no mention whatsoever of a conference championship game appearance, conference title, or other milestones on the way to marked improvement. They’ll never understand why they’re further from greatness (or actual relevance) than they believe. Never change, aggy. 

I wouldn’t worry about change. As far as institutional culture goes, change is their most hated enemy. 

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Some gems from the Deuce Harmon / portal thread on Aggie 247.

 

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TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE ... OLD COMMENTS ABOUT HARMON

 

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MOD ATTEMPTS TO INJECT CAUTION

 

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AND ... THE ICING ON THE KAKA

 

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 👀   👀   👀 😱  😱  😱 

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