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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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49 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

We all assume aggy is currently broke. How are they going to outbid other desperate parties for NSD2 recruits?

Stupid sip. The ones that really want to be there don't need bags. 

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7 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Man, Billy must be completely worn through at this point to ban him for that benign post. What a bitch.  

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Haha I can't believe those dumbasses pay that bitch

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On 12/13/2023 at 9:22 PM, Hiphopopotamos said:

And so it begins...

 

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"Well see we wanted to fire Jimbo a year earlier but for reason$ unknown to us it wasn't done. We knew that OLine recruiting was in the dumpster already, but we didn't tell you because we didn't want to alarm our subscriber$" 

 


 


 

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Anything is possible I guess, maybe Alabama’s entire roster transfers to college station after the playoff and I’ll look like a idiot for shitting on project 2024 

 

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4 hours ago, Deej said:

Stupid sip. The ones that really want to be there don't need bags. 

So basically, everyone but the terminally stupid needs a bag.


 
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Anything is possible I guess, maybe Alabama’s entire roster transfers to college station after the playoff and I’ll look like a idiot for shitting on project 2024 
 

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57 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:


 

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Anything is possible I guess, maybe Alabama’s entire roster transfers to college station after the playoff and I’ll look like a idiot for shitting on project 2024 

 

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1 hour ago, UncleSonny said:


 

image.thumb.jpeg.f9b2bc7c880e2bcef7ebab296e94f2d5.jpegI’d love for Tarp to sketch out the path that turns this 7 win team that is losing their best players to the NFL and portal into a national championship contender in the offseason.

Anything is possible I guess, maybe Alabama’s entire roster transfers to college station after the playoff and I’ll look like a idiot for shitting on project 2024 

 

First of all, it's PLAN 2024.

Secondly, as we speak, the Elk sharpening his antlers for a glorious charge through the SEC in 2024. Come on Tarp, it's the off season now. Time to build the rubes back up. 

50 minutes ago, Updawg said:


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and people say they're not fans of the transfer portal

1 hour ago, Updawg said:


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Bjork then identified Mark Stoops as the guy.

TexAgs threw a fit and blew up the deal.

39 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Bjork then identified Mark Stoops as the guy.

TexAgs threw a fit and blew up the deal.

But you go to admit, The Elk sounds cooler than The Stoop.

5 hours ago, Updawg said:


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ChatGPT gives better insights than Bjork.

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Haha I can't believe those dumbasses pay that bitch
Diploma mill keeps creating new ones to send him money faster than he can ban whoever pricks his thin skin.

"Stay tuned here through the end of the full recruiting cycle fellow ags, and you will find a kernel of joy and happiness! That'll be 9.95 per month."

"We all assume aggy is currently broke. How are they going to outbid other desperate parties for NSD2 recruits?"

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Wants elko to harden them up huh. Teach them about brotherhood, huh.

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9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wants elko to harden them up huh. Teach them about brotherhood, huh.

Yup, there’s a pending case involving those lessons in the corps. Maybe those dudes should come over as special assistants to the FB team. 

16 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Wants elko to harden them up huh. Teach them about brotherhood, huh.

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Elko to teach brotherhood? The coach who told everyone he was staying at Duke, then texted late at night just kidding. Oh, but he did offer to zoom call everyone which is real brotherhood. 

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4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Some Saturday brunch

 

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Imagine what this guy writes in his real diary…

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Lulz.

 

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Aggy working very hard to convince aggy that signing players from Youngstown State is antler sharpens antler type of stuff.

 

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Man, this guy ... 😂  😂  😂.

 

"oozes"

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22 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Man, this guy ... 😂  😂  😂.

 

"oozes"

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Nose picker sark? Where the fuck do they come up with these nicknames?

22 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Man, this guy ... 😂  😂  😂.

 

"oozes"

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Undoubtedly there is an antibiotic for that 

5 minutes ago, Walte464 said:

Nose picker sark? Where the fuck do they come up with these nicknames?

 

Aggy working very hard to convince aggy that signing players from Youngstown State is antler sharpens antler type of stuff.
 
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If your player isn’t sec ready, next best thing is …..checks notes……Missouri valley conference ready. Probably win the heisman if he played in the bdf.
8 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Aggy working very hard to convince aggy that signing players from Youngstown State is antler sharpens antler type of stuff.

 

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8 hours ago, Walte464 said:

Nose picker sark? Where the fuck do they come up with these nicknames?

Did you hear? An Aggie picked the largest booger in history: 15 pounds. Sadly, his head collapsed before he could eat it.

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I know some will say that they are becoming "self-aware" but that's incorrect. The deluded ones aren't writing the amusing dark humor so far posted here. The below should deflate some of their unwarranted arrogance about their place in the CFB world:

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But it won't. The person who wrote it likely always was sane. The guy he quotes is, no doubt, already finding a new frame for "the modern era of college football" where they weren't defeating the N. Vietnamese and content to be an all male institution.

To wit, mpaul:

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Interesting use of the plural form. Perhaps the one cell he started with multiplied, protected from the rays of the sun by its placement firmly in the sand.

Another with the misplaced sense of who they are even after the above comparison of records:

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The actual Texas Tech whipped your ass over and over during the last generation until you ran away from the BDF, bitch.

Now the Holy Sages show up to read from the scrolls.

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1 Any questioning of the status quo is disloyalty. Thus thou shalt recall that the Via Sacra Hwy 6 runs both ways.

2 Maybe he means Moops?

3 We were verily betrayed by our false brethren and denied attainment of that which is rightfully ours.

4 My friend, you will not find much football on QVC.

 

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This guy below is clearly one of the team of geniuses and top men who helped Bjork to his ground-breaking research on what comprises a winning program.

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I left out Colorado out of pity, but they've had better runs this century than A&M has. Otherwise, WTF is this guy doing lumping A&M with any of those programs and using, anywhere in the same passage, the word "too?"

And no, you haven't been close to anything a few times in living memory.

Whew, I thought nobody was going to do this:

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I'll let Kevin answer this.

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Credit to the amusing Aggies finding their way to Texags.

 

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On 12/16/2023 at 8:27 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

Some Saturday brunch

 

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I damn near had a heart attack last night reading this.  I think my gummy was kicking in extra strong but the line, "I can already tell without reading that this is cringey".  I couldn't breath for 5+ mins I was laughing so hard.

 

If it happens all the time, I would say that IS your level, not one that you are"playing down" to.

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Poor Brauny. What a warrior. I mean the guy had to drive, watch football all day while texting and talking on the phone, then drive back. Literally nobody else in the history of the world has worked so hard in 16 hours. He drove! And watched football! And texted! And talked! Indoors!

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Poor Brauny. What a warrior. I mean the guy had to drive, watch football all day while texting and talking on the phone, then drive back. Literally nobody else in the history of the world has worked so hard in 16 hours. He drove! And watched football! And texted! And talked! Indoors!

You're forgetting the worst part.  He has to actually be thinking about aggy the whole time.

51 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Peak aggy misery szn?

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You know it's getting bad when they start scheduling future preemptive thread lockdowns.

5 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

You know it's getting bad when they start scheduling future preemptive thread lockdowns.

 

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It's a lockdown!

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On 12/16/2023 at 3:08 PM, SimkinsMan said:

Aggy working very hard to convince aggy that signing players from Youngstown State is antler sharpens antler type of stuff.

 

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Reading between the lines, Brauny has zero positive news to report after interviewing dozens of players from South Oak Cliff, Duncanville, DeSoto, and North Shore. 

16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Reading between the lines, Brauny has zero positive news to report after interviewing dozens of players from South Oak Cliff, Duncanville, DeSoto, and North Shore. 

That’s impossible. Everyone loves The Elk and his organizational skills!

And the facilities by god! Tell em about the facilities brauny!

They’re probably worried about getting meaningful playing time against portaled in Missouri valley football conference players.

13 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

That’s impossible. Everyone loves The Elk and his organizational skills!

He's very adept at organizing his plates at the buffet so the sauces and gravies don't run together. 

Just now, Deej said:

He's very adept at organizing his plates at the buffet so the sauces and gravies don't run together. 

Underrated skill

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