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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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We beat 3 #1 seeds in dominating fashion. It wasn’t just “our day”, aggy lessers.

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3 minutes ago, Scholz said:

We beat 3 #1 seeds in dominating fashion. It wasn’t just “our day”, aggy lessers.

“Wow, either the Huskies were overrated or this was just the sips’ day, but Alabama is going to show tessus that this isn’t September anymore. Book it.”

21 minutes ago, Scholz said:

 aggy lessers.

Redundant much?  😉

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You could tell that Nebraska didn't want to be there /s

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Aggies big mad in the comments

 

 

Not sure why they're butthurt. Kid aspires to be something more in life and parents support that. Good for him.

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The only reason Evan Stewart would stay at A&M is to spite all the people that told him he should transfer a long time ago. 

4 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Reading between the lines, Brauny has zero positive news to report after interviewing dozens of players from South Oak Cliff, Duncanville, DeSoto, and North Shore. 

But the High School coaches texted Billy and told him they were excited by The Elk! This cannot be right!

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Seems like I've seen this exact post or similar before. Did it just get time-warped over from the txag basketball   baseball  tournament 2023 cfb preseason rankings thread?

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12 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Aggies big mad in the comments

 

 

 

10 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Not sure why they're butthurt. Kid aspires to be something more in life and parents support that. Good for him.

Fuck, red ass Aggies are humorless. The kid's parents are great. They have fun with this whole thing including that picture in Texas gear. The jihadists in College Station issue a fatwa.

Mom, Dad, leave the burnt orange on and reconsider your loyalties. Let the children lead the way.

Fuck, red ass Aggies are humorless. The kid's parents are great. They have fun with this whole thing including that picture in Texas gear. The jihadists in College Station issue a fatwa.
Mom, Dad, leave the burnt orange on and reconsider your loyalties. Let the children lead the way.

Not familiar with cults huh?
4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Fuck, red ass Aggies are humorless. The kid's parents are great. They have fun with this whole thing including that picture in Texas gear. The jihadists in College Station issue a fatwa.

Mom, Dad, leave the burnt orange on and reconsider your loyalties. Let the children lead the way.

if they had any humor they would obviously go way over the top and send him a pallet of A&M shit. i guess Bjork is too busy twiddling his thumbs though.

side note, but they don't need any of this. looks like the main lady is a trauma surgeon lol

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7 or 8 plays? Then why did you fire your corch?

Ags were 7-8 plays away from almost looking respectable against Miami.  Nevermind the rest of the season.

 

 

7-8 plays. That's literally 56 additional points to distribute across aggy's 8 conference games (assuming no conversions). Yeah, that might help a bit.

4 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

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7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

They didn't learn shit from Jimbo. If you let your wife look around, she's going to fuck other guys.

17 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

To be fair to Ag Jack, if you rank this theory relative to everything posted on TexAgs, it’s probably not even in the top half of batshit insane ideas. 

21 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Simple Ag Jack

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51 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

28 minutes ago, TheAuditor said:

Simple Ag Jack

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Never go full aggy.

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

I swear every year there's always some Rumor of a Mole they are sending out into the wild. 

They never return, let alone with real intel. 

I'm so sure some college kid wants to wade into some NCAA Tampering Lawsuit. 

Only aggies are dumb enough to think some crazy football conspiracy like this over the reality that no one wants to play for their broke ass program . 

 

 

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How do you tamper with someone who has entered the portal?

I've often wondered if the straight up lies the Aggies repeat about Texas are justified in their minds as some sort of psy-ops/agitprop counter to the massive conspiracy that they believe we run against them.

They believe themselves to be in a Holy War. Any measure is okay in defeating Ebil Texas.

17 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Reading between the lines on Tarp’s post: Texas told Stewart thanks, but no thanks. 

Apparently we weren't the only team to do so.

1 minute ago, Frank Drebin said:

How do you tamper with someone who has entered the portal?

If the parties are consenting adults, it shouldn't be anybody's business.

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They believe themselves to be in a Holy War

Hamag?

Cue Vince Lombardi's line about teams saying they were only a few plays away: "That's just how losers talk."

 

4 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

Cue Vince Lombardi's line about teams saying they were only a few plays away: "That's just how losers talk."

 

And the winners would just answer with plays of their own. It is loser talk unless you have a Plan 2024.

15 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

 

For a school that claimed it wasn’t paying its players, A&M sure does look the part. 

Looch or Braunny keep bragging about the KSU transfer, their "highest rated" defensive player, this is how propaganda is implemented guys

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KState is a commune where 58 players played on defense and they all took turns sharing stats

Compare that to the real loss of Coop to the NFL will do to their defense, let alone the rest of their transfers. 

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Lee *is* a good get for them, but, yeah, they're losing a lot of talent off that defense due to graduation, early departure for the draft, and portal. 

Both are true, but the ags are gonna have to bring in a helluva lot more than Lee to offset their losses.

10 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Lee *is* a good get for them, but, yeah, they're losing a lot of talent off that defense due to graduation, early departure for the draft, and portal. 

Both are true, but the ags are gonna have to bring in a helluva lot more than Lee to offset their losses.

They don't actually have to replace *all* or even almost all their losses. They could be significantly down and still be competitive to get within a few games of their running .500 two-year average.

13 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Lee *is* a good get for them, but, yeah, they're losing a lot of talent off that defense due to graduation, early departure for the draft, and portal. 

Both are true, but the ags are gonna have to bring in a helluva lot more than Lee to offset their losses.

I mean he still had that play vs Iowa st, turned a sure team tackle into a TD by giving him the push, Jardin Gilbert had that missed tackle but he did not help a Miami player score.

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56 minutes ago, linux said:

Looch or Braunny keep bragging about the KSU transfer, their "highest rated" defensive player, this is how propaganda is implemented guys

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KState is a commune where 58 players played on defense and they all took turns sharing stats

Compare that to the real loss of Coop to the NFL will do to their defense, let alone the rest of their transfers. 

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18 hours ago, Chopper said:

Seems like I've seen this exact post or similar before. Did it just get time-warped over from the txag basketball   baseball  tournament 2023 cfb preseason rankings thread?

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Now, wait a minute and hear me out, I do think it is their mutant seed that is the problem.

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