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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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26 minutes ago, linux said:

Click on the images

aint nobody got time for that GIF

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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For Walter so loved aggy that he ventured forth into the muck and dreck of the portal to identify the pernicious, insidious, and blasphemous forces trying to shoot down The Elk--and to expose their godless ways so that the almighty Sully and the magic ring can smite them and ensure that only good bull may triumph in this profane world controlled by a horde of rapscallion tu heathens.

 

Hell hath no fury ... 

 

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2 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Smile and take it, ags.

I prefer relax and enjoy it.

12 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

For Walter so loved aggy that he ventured forth into the muck and dreck of the portal to identify the pernicious, insidious, and blasphemous forces trying to shoot down The Elk--and to expose their godless ways so that the almighty Sully and the magic ring can smite them and ensure that only good bull may triumph in this profane world controlled by a horde of rapscallion tu heathens.

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16 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Hell hath no fury ... 

 

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Ah, yes, the old "We act with integrity while EVERYONE ELSE IS EVIL AND DOESN'T PLAY FAIR!" When I think of all the people with journalistic integrity, it's the fans of a college that doesn't have a fucking school of journalism, and when they wanted to get one, it was literally so they could start flooding the media space with their narratives. But that was all foiled becuase they didn't want a black woman, or a respected journalist, and absolutely didn't want someone who was both leading their journalism school. 

Pooooooooooooooooooooor Aggy. 

 

 

12 hours ago, Reese Bennett said:

For Walter so loved aggy that he ventured forth into the muck and dreck of the portal to identify the pernicious, insidious, and blasphemous forces trying to shoot down The Elk--and to expose their godless ways so that the almighty Sully and the magic ring can smite them and ensure that only good bull may triumph in this profane world controlled by a horde of rapscallion tu heathens.

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1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

I prefer relax and enjoy it.

Wise words from ol Clayton Williams, the good ag.

37 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Wise words from ol Clayton Williams, the good ag.

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23 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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PatriotAg02 with the perfect post.

Everyone in college football except aggy and Pate saw this outcome as soon as the ink was dry on that 2022 class.

 

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Wise words from ol Clayton Williams, the good ag.

Nothing like a good thunderstorm

The E Stew thing is just so cringy. Every time I read it it just reminds me of a bunch of guys in school who tried way too hard to fit in. 

2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Smile and take it, ags.

Meant Clayton Williams, duh.

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Too much smoke

What I picked up from some of the comments is that nobody in the portal works out. Soon we will see post from the same people that they are going to kick ass because of whom they got in the portal.

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35 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

The E Stew thing is just so cringy. Every time I read it it just reminds me of a bunch of guys in school who tried way too hard to fit in. 

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On 12/18/2023 at 11:16 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

 

 

Ag Jack must be smokin’ them maroon carrots.

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

The E Stew thing is just so cringy. Every time I read it it just reminds me of a bunch of guys in school who tried way too hard to fit in. 

You're pretty much describing every Texags poster lol

Bunch of mouth breathing dweebs 

If Sark thinks he is not a culture guy so be it, but man I would definitely fund him just to post on twitter that he is portaling to Texas just to have that texags special. I would not care if it was fake.

7 minutes ago, linux said:

If Sark thinks he is not a culture guy so be it, but man I would definitely fund him just to post on twitter that he is portaling to Texas just to have that texags special. I would not care if it was fake.

I was going to say the same thing. I wasn't really sure I wanted Stewart to come here. I definitely do now just to see the TexAgs meltdown

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2 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I was going to say the same thing. I wasn't really sure I wanted Stewart to come here. I definitely do now just to see the TexAgs meltdown

The real move is to convince the Aggies that he's leaving and Texas is the destination. TexAgs goes into full on meltdown. Some Aggie BMDs step up and overpay him to stay because they can't stand the idea of losing him to mean ol' tessus. He stays at A&M and nothing has changed except that we got to see an entertaining TexAg freakout and the Aggies are a little poorer. 

6 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I was going to say the same thing. I wasn't really sure I wanted Stewart to come here. I definitely do now just to see the TexAgs meltdown

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6 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

The real move is to convince the Aggies that he's leaving and Texas is the destination. TexAgs goes into full on meltdown. Some Aggie BMDs step up and overpay him to stay because they can't stand the idea of losing him to mean ol' tessus. He stays at A&M until the spring and then transfers to Oregon and nothing has changed except that we got to see an entertaining TexAg freakout and the Aggies are a little poorer. 

 

5 minutes ago, Deej said:

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Looch has been complaining about this for 2 years straight, it would be such a shame.

41 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

The E Stew thing is just so cringy. Every time I read it it just reminds me of a bunch of guys in school who tried way too hard to fit in. 

B Looch would concur.

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53 minutes ago, EastTexan said:

B Looch would concur.

Shortened to Blooch.  

 

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20 minutes ago, Waterboarder said:

Shortened to Blooch.  

 

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I can't wait to see where this thread detour leads.

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

I can't wait to see where this thread detour leads.

Down the back alley off of Sanchez Blvd

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Ag Jack must be smokin’ them maroon carrots.

They're not maroon when he's done with em

6 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

I can't wait to see where this thread detour leads.

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7 minutes ago, nunna yo bizness said:

I can't wait to see where this thread detour leads.

South Austin's mom's driveway?

4 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

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I love the guys who are claiming that transfers rarely work out. One guy says it and others back it up. Yeah, it never happens. Not with Texas with Watts, Ewers, or Mitchell. Not FSU with most of their skill position starters. Not UW with Penix, Oregon with Nix, so on and so forth. Just idiots posting idiotic shit.

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Twas the night before Signing Day, when all through College Station

The false hope via TexAgs resulted in mass masturbation 

The rope was held and recruiting scoops were mooched

And after the Elk was done with him, Billy blooched

 

5 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I love the guys who are claiming that transfers rarely work out. One guy says it and others back it up. Yeah, it never happens. Not with Texas with Watts, Ewers, or Mitchell. Not FSU with most of their skill position starters. Not UW with Penix, Oregon with Nix, so on and so forth. Just idiots posting idiotic shit.

Wait til they try to explain why Oklahoma State beat the shit out of them in the bowl game, and realize that half the team were transfers.

9 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I love the guys who are claiming that transfers rarely work out. One guy says it and others back it up. Yeah, it never happens. Not with Texas with Watts, Ewers, or Mitchell. Not FSU with most of their skill position starters. Not UW with Penix, Oregon with Nix, so on and so forth. Just idiots posting idiotic shit.

I mean they only know they don't work out from their personal experience of taking highly ranked guys that were failures at their previous schools.

52 minutes ago, Waterboarder said:

Shortened to Blooch.  

 

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Thanks. Briefly found myself pondering what a Bloochinator would look like.

35 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Just idiots posting idiotic shit.

To be fair, this could easily be the Surly motto™.

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33 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Twas the night before Signing Day, when all through College Station

The false hope via TexAgs resulted in mass masturbation 

The rope was held and recruiting scoops were mooched

And after the Elk was done with him, Billy blooched

 

Huh, didn't know that Dylan Raiola posted on Surly

47 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I love the guys who are claiming that transfers rarely work out. One guy says it and others back it up. Yeah, it never happens. Not with Texas with Watts, Ewers, or Mitchell. Not FSU with most of their skill position starters. Not UW with Penix, Oregon with Nix, so on and so forth. Just idiots posting idiotic shit.

And, you know, the guy who won the Heisman Trophy this year. As well as the guy who won it last year.

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