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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

  • Congrats to all Teams 

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1 hour ago, Wishbone said:

Thanks. Briefly found myself pondering what a Bloochinator would look like.

you'll need a bleachinator after you fuck the Bloochinator.

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Aggy is taking Stewart's departure with all the fortitude they can muster.

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1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

To be fair, this could easily be the Surly motto™.

Sir, I'll have you know most of this board is fairly smart people posting idiotic shit. 

51 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Gonna bet great when he puts up 10 catches for 200 yds. and houses a punt return against them in the championship game.

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Twas the night before Signing Day, when all through College Station

The false hope via TexAgs resulted in mass masturbation 

The rope was held and recruiting scoops were mooched

And after the Elk was done with him, Billy blooched

 

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1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Gonna bet great when he puts up 10 catches for 200 yds. and houses a punt return against them in the championship game.

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Okay, that it!  These are too good to be authentic - one of you is writing these posts on Aggie 247!  

 

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(Nah ... you guys wouldn't have written "would of stayed", would you?)

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(You never had head, either ... har har har)

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4 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Aggy is taking Stewart's departure with all the fortitude they can muster.

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Save me, ChatGPT

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ChatGPT needs a sense of humor

The inclusion of the word anagrammatic in his handle among aggies is pretty much pathognomonic for trollism. That word does not appear in either of the books in their library.

10 minutes ago, ATXbronco said:

 

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Save me, ChatGPT

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ChatGPT needs a sense of humor

I think you're overthinking an A&M grad named Dustin who learned a new word from his toilet paper roll the morning he registered for Texags.

I need more of the Texags premium board screenshots! That's where we see the real Aggy misery

7 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Incorrect. X was let out of his LOI because Michigan wouldn’t let him enroll in the spring

Objection, asked and already answered. 

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Oh holy shit, he can't be serious, right? The depths of their delusion are unfathomable. 

PatriotAg02 with the perfect post.
Everyone in college football except aggy and Pate saw this outcome as soon as the ink was dry on that 2022 class.
 
Mind blowing to me that many of them are convinced they simply have to outbid any program that wants these guys as if that's the reason they're leaving[emoji85][emoji85][emoji1787]
A few times this year I have thought about what this Michigan team would be like with Worthy on it. I did not approve. 
Never thought about it till now but it would be the ultimate karma ass bite if we happen to face Michigan and beat them...and X scores the winning TD.

Wasn't it simply an admissions paperwork fuck up or something like that?

Well, everyone knows the Station is lit. What could Los Angeles possibly have to compare?

Hell, the City of Angels doesn't even have yell leaders. 

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"Sir, I'll have you know most of this board is fairly smart people posting idiotic shit. "

Not me, I am one chromosome over a potato. 

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lol at the poster shitting on USC as a landing spot because half of their team hit the portal…meanwhile the portal hasn’t taken anything from aTm right? The myopia is staggering. 

7 hours ago, ousux said:

Never thought about it till now but it would be the ultimate karma ass bite if we happen to face Michigan and beat them...and X scores the winning TD.

Wasn't it simply an admissions paperwork fuck up or something like that?

Michigan worried about the numbers. 

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Boy, Daddy98 is running Melko over repeatedly on 247. So is "Chubbs Peterson" who they view as an insider. 98 is now calling Elko "Elko Fudd" which actually made me laugh. He actually does look like a real life Elmer Fudd. A photoshop of his visage in the Elmer Fudd costume might look like real life.

He appears to be a Charlie Strong starter kit.  His tenure really couldn't have started any worse.

It still blows my mind that the Melk is younger than Sark, and that's after Sark went through an extended period of alcoholism which is known to make you age quickly. 

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4 minutes ago, Bevoball said:

It still blows my mind that the Melk is younger than Sark, and that's after Sark went through an extended period of alcoholism which is known to make you age quickly. 

Well if the rumors about Melko are true...

20 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Well if the rumors about Melko are true...

You mean the one where he ate Collin Klein and that's why you can't see him in the photos that the two of them are tagged in? 

 

I have seen the rumors about him being a drinker as well, I would be too if I had to live in collieville.

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56 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, Daddy98 is running Melko over repeatedly on 247. So is "Chubbs Peterson" who they view as an insider. 98 is now calling Elko "Elko Fudd" which actually made me laugh. He actually does look like a real life Elmer Fudd. A photoshop of his visage in the Elmer Fudd costume might look like real life.

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5 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Dear diary

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Serious question - has Weigman's camp or the ATM United group announced his return? Things seem really, really quiet in that regard. 

Also, I am still fascinated by the scorching hawt takes that their roster is going to be really talented in 2024. They've lost a ton of talent over the last two cycles and they have not replenished it with quantity or quality. I hear people in the media still referencing talent as well. Eventually, someone is going to dig a little deeper and see what we've seen, right? I guess I hope not. I hope they open 2024 ranked, again, and then collapse.

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Serious question - has Weigman's camp or the ATM United group announced his return? Things seem really, really quiet in that regard. 

Also, I am still fascinated by the scorching hawt takes that their roster is going to be really talented in 2024. They've lost a ton of talent over the last two cycles and they have not replenished it with quantity or quality. I hear people in the media still referencing talent as well. Eventually, someone is going to dig a little deeper and see what we've seen, right? I guess I hope not. I hope they open 2024 ranked, again, and then collapse.

I haven't seen anything formal about him coming back, just a lack of reporting that he is transferring.  As a parent, I cannot for the life of me imagine I would be OK with my son playing behind that OL for a 3rd season after the last two resulted in major injuries.  Frankly, I haven't heard much reporting on how his ankle is healing.  It was a serious injury and there are a lot of possible complications with that one.  You'd think we'd hear reporting on how he's recovering/etc by now.

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The 2023 class is going to create huge hole in their roster also similar to the class we had a few years ago that fucked us in Sark's first year.

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6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Serious question - has Weigman's camp or the ATM United group announced his return? Things seem really, really quiet in that regard. 

Also, I am still fascinated by the scorching hawt takes that their roster is going to be really talented in 2024. They've lost a ton of talent over the last two cycles and they have not replenished it with quantity or quality. I hear people in the media still referencing talent as well. Eventually, someone is going to dig a little deeper and see what we've seen, right? I guess I hope not. I hope they open 2024 ranked, again, and then collapse.

Yeah, their schedule has lots of winnable games, of course, because of their joke of a non-conference slate. But then again they lost to Appalachian State with the mercenary talent on the roster, they've lost a bunch of talented players whatever you think of their production, and their new offensive coordinator comes from a system that specializes in playing close games against tough teams but also close games against shitty teams. Not to mention the system using the QB like a battering ram with a QB who's had injury and concussion issues. Should be interesting.

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10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Should be interesting.

If by “interesting” you mean “a probable complete, unmitigated disaster, culminating in a soul-crushing loss to a bunch of tea-sippers,” then I agree with you. And I’m here for it. 

26 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Serious question - has Weigman's camp or the ATM United group announced his return? Things seem really, really quiet in that regard. 

Also, I am still fascinated by the scorching hawt takes that their roster is going to be really talented in 2024. They've lost a ton of talent over the last two cycles and they have not replenished it with quantity or quality. I hear people in the media still referencing talent as well. Eventually, someone is going to dig a little deeper and see what we've seen, right? I guess I hope not. I hope they open 2024 ranked, again, and then collapse.

I'm wondering if Weigman's injury and the uncertainty about his recovery has him without much of a transfer market right now.  I'd be shocked if he hasn't looked around, but there may not be any takers.  If you're looking for a portal QB do you want the uncertainty of filling a spot with a guy that may not be ready to play next year, or even beyond that?

16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Serious question - has Weigman's camp or the ATM United group announced his return? Things seem really, really quiet in that regard. 

Also, I am still fascinated by the scorching hawt takes that their roster is going to be really talented in 2024. They've lost a ton of talent over the last two cycles and they have not replenished it with quantity or quality. I hear people in the media still referencing talent as well. Eventually, someone is going to dig a little deeper and see what we've seen, right? I guess I hope not. I hope they open 2024 ranked, again, and then collapse.

 

12 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I haven't seen anything formal about him coming back, just a lack of reporting that he is transferring.  As a parent, I cannot for the life of me imagine I would be OK with my son playing behind that OL for a 3rd season after the last two resulted in major injuries.  Frankly, I haven't heard much reporting on how his ankle is healing.  It was a serious injury and there are a lot of possible complications with that one.  You'd think we'd hear reporting on how he's recovering/etc by now.

Wouldsnt Weigman be the prototypical example of a kid that is better off waiting to transfer in the late window anyway? Get some time to see what the new O will look like plus time to get healthy before he starts potentially looking around... Just sit back and see what happens between now and May. Biggest loss is him not getting the Spring install time and getting the playbook, but how many programs would overlook that at the last moment...

1 minute ago, nunna yo bizness said:

I'm wondering if Weigman's injury and the uncertainty about his recovery has him without much of a transfer market right now.  I'd be shocked if he hasn't looked around, but there may not be any takers.  If you're looking for a portal QB do you want the uncertainty of filling a spot with a guy that may not be ready to play next year, or even beyond that?

 

1 minute ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Wouldsnt Weigman be the prototypical example of a kid that is better off waiting to transfer in the late window anyway? Get some time to see what the new O will look like plus time to get healthy before he starts potentially looking around... Just sit back and see what happens between now and May. Biggest loss is him not getting the Spring install time and getting the playbook, but how many programs would overlook that at the last moment...

Being patient and waiting for the next window, if it should be needed, is a smart thing for a player to do in Weigman's situation. Good points. I guess I don't expect most of these guys to actually do the thoughtful thing with regard to team loyalties and the portal these days.

Weigman is a die hard Ag and his longtime girlfriend is at A&M with him. His life is all about the Aggies. Forget about it. 

 

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1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Weigman is a die hard Ag and his longtime girlfriend is at A&M with him. His life is all about the Aggies. Forget about it. 

 

Well he's going to die hard in that Klein system behind that dog shit offensive line.

1 minute ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Weigman is a die hard Ag and his longtime girlfriend is at A&M with him. His life is all about the Aggies. Forget about it. 

 

Weigman might die on the field behind that OL. 

1 minute ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Well he's going to die hard in that Klein system behind that dog shit offensive line.

And if so, he'll request to be buried next to the Reveilles. 

3 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

And if so, he'll request to be buried next to the Reveilles. 

He’d earn a statue next to Sul Ross in that case. 

Weigman is going to go baseball only. Not saying so until aggy get all their croots.

jmho

This is comedy gold! Strong NIL program there. Must be some mysterious $80 million black hole in their bank account.

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