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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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I asked on another time but anyone have a screencaps of the horns tear thread? it must be like a ghost town in there with a last post from Oct.

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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2 hours ago, Bevoball said:

It still blows my mind that the Melk is younger than Sark, and that's after Sark went through an extended period of alcoholism which is known to make you age quickly. 

like 3 years younger too. not like he's younger by 1 month.

22 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

This is comedy gold! Strong NIL program there. Must be some mysterious $80 million black hole in their bank account.

FUPM is now…

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15 hours ago, Hornlover said:

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Oh holy shit, he can't be serious, right? The depths of their delusion are unfathomable. 

He's worried about other posters calling him hypernegative for that take?

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2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Podcast version of today's texags radio signing day special just went up

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Missing the overalls and fake army regalia 

Whoever else wants to tag in, I'm spending the rest of the day at the hospital and LHF is posting some aggy gold at the moment.

That's actually a picture of their 2023 class.  The Elk had to dig deep.

This is comedy gold! Strong NIL program there. Must be some mysterious $80 million black hole in their bank account.
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Original post sounds like selling Girl Scout cookies at work.

Hook’em!!!

How crazy is it that my dad trolled me the other day and told me aggy re-joined the Big 12 and I actually believed it?  I could see these morons ACTUALLY doing that out of spite.  Rubes; all of them!

13 minutes ago, Liquor and Poker said:

Missing the overalls and fake army regalia 

I was going to say "Missing the family sheep getting buttfucked in the living room" but yeah, your version works too

Gonna do a dump of everything from LHF since this morning. Apologize if anything was already posted. I'm not gonna double check.

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29 minutes ago, WBT said:

Podcast version of today's texags radio signing day special just went up

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According to Brauny, aggy almost got up to 50/50 for Lagway last week but now it's between Florida and usc

Lagway hates him some coaching and program stability.  USC is his best choice and it's trending hard towards shitshow.

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Gonna do a dump of everything from LHF since this morning. Apologize if anything was already posted. I'm not gonna double check.

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Roster is Southland Conference “ready” and NOT SEC ready!

Maybe the “rumors” of the BMA, just desiring to move back to the Big12 is true? Better that than facing both the Sips and OUsucks annually!

How soon can aggy actually “contractually” depart the SEC? That is your timeline fans of CFB.

Hook’em!!!

Can they actually explain by what they mean by tampering? Or is it just when they don’t get a player they like?

Aggy won't pay to recruit and retain players because the players make more money than they do.

They will pay $17 per month to a texags website, where Liucci also makes more money than they do, to read made up bullshit about those same players.

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Dealyn Evans' hold on a top 2 spot in the Looch 44 is very precarious right now. He should tread lightly. 

But on the positive side, they are signing guys who kind'a. sort'a, maybe want to be Ags (unless a better offer surfaces--god, are you there, please let a better offer surface).

I talked to a maroon kool-aid swilling idiot who assured me Elko was a Portal Master who was loading up A&M with diamonds in the rough. Jesus. I didn't have the heart to even engage with that idiot, just wished him good luck on that.

1 hour ago, BornAndRaised said:

Whoever else wants to tag in, I'm spending the rest of the day at the hospital and LHF is posting some aggy gold at the moment.

It still hasn't gone down after 4 hours?

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Podcast version of today's texags radio signing day special just went up

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Love the desperation and the random capitalization. 

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12 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It still hasn't gone down after 4 hours?

Visiting my grandma, but was able to bring my laptop since she's napping atm.

LOL. It's finally setting in that they are FUCKED. 

Self awareness can be a bitch.

7 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Love the desperation and the random capitalization. 

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No better place to play than Kyle, eh? 

 

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I’m getting seasick looking at the wavy lines in that pic. How they hell do they consider that a good look?

10 minutes ago, deft said:

I’m getting seasick looking at the wavy lines in that pic. How they hell do they consider that a good look?

Just wait for it to collapse.

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Love the desperation and the random capitalization. 

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All that “aggy taking care of aggy” shit sounds like a bunch of communists to me.

1 hour ago, deft said:

Can they actually explain by what they mean by tampering? Or is it just when they don’t get a player they like?

Tamponing;  Yes

5 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

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6 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, Daddy98 is running Melko over repeatedly on 247. So is "Chubbs Peterson" who they view as an insider. 98 is now calling Elko "Elko Fudd" which actually made me laugh. He actually does look like a real life Elmer Fudd. A photoshop of his visage in the Elmer Fudd costume might look like real life.

Confused Elmer Fudd GIF by Looney Tunes

7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Boy, Daddy98 is running Melko over repeatedly on 247. So is "Chubbs Peterson" who they view as an insider. 98 is now calling Elko "Elko Fudd" which actually made me laugh. He actually does look like a real life Elmer Fudd. A photoshop of his visage in the Elmer Fudd costume might look like real life.

Spitting image. I had these pics teed up and ready to go the other day when the whiteboard photo dropped, but I didn’t want to offend the real @Elmer_Fudd:images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTepGRER2B9fC8SCJOE_TDelmer-fudd-crazy.gifapresurate-pato-loco-elmer-fudd.gifelmer-bugs-bunny.gifFUNKO-DORBZ-LOONEY-TUNES-ELMER-FUDD-W-GU

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Just wait for it to collapse.

yeah i guess i can see how that would improve things

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

All that “aggy taking care of aggy” shit sounds like a bunch of communists to me.

Sounds like they're jacking each other off.

Has anyone ever seen them both in the same room at the same time? So in over his head it is comical.
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I have to keep reminding myself he's one of the younger P4 head coaches.

Mind blown.
7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Serious question - has Weigman's camp or the ATM United group announced his return? Things seem really, really quiet in that regard. 

Also, I am still fascinated by the scorching hawt takes that their roster is going to be really talented in 2024. They've lost a ton of talent over the last two cycles and they have not replenished it with quantity or quality. I hear people in the media still referencing talent as well. Eventually, someone is going to dig a little deeper and see what we've seen, right? I guess I hope not. I hope they open 2024 ranked, again, and then collapse.

I have a source that’s about as close as you can get, and it seems like not only is he staying, he’s also enamored with Klein.  I’m not sure why there hasn’t been something more public put out at this point. 

When being in contact with a player who's verbally committed to your school is seen as a big win and point of contention...

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Just now, b_p said:

I have a source that’s about as close as you can get, and it seems like not only is he staying, he’s also enamored with Klein.  I’m not sure why there hasn’t been something more public put out at this point. 

He may want to make sure Klein is still coming. 

Just now, Deej said:

He may want to make sure Klein is still coming. 

I would assume he is. The elk was bragging that he was the one he zeroed in on in his press conference. You know since they signed 9 players he had plenty of time to talk about other things

When being in contact with a player who's verbally committed to your school is seen as a big win and point of contention...
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Not now, Jason, the grownups are talking.

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