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Getting my Christmas bonus today is the second best part of my day..

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:


Not now, Jason, the grownups are talking.

So Howell went from a National Rivals guy to 2nd string aggy reporter on Texags. Quite the fall, you know he isn’t well thought of as he hasn’t changed his handle to a stupid nickname given to him by those rubes.

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4 minutes ago, Deej said:

Getting my Christmas bonus today is the second best part of my day..

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where are the aggy screenshots?!!!
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Chin pubes, Tarp and others are getting better at sanitizing the unpaid football board and using their socks to distribute hopium and copium to the aggy masses. They are busy trying to convince themselves they never really wanted Tyanthony Smith.

For me, it’s the injury-prone QB behind a questionable OL trying to play power ball in the SEC… or an OC trying to run something completely different.

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How do they know if they will be better coached when they don't have a coaching staff?

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"Bridge the Rubicon"? I don't remember Caeser building a bridge over the Rubicon.

Perhaps the phrase he's looking for is "Fleece the Rubes".

3 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

"Bridge the Rubicon"? I don't remember Caeser building a bridge over the Rubicon.

Perhaps the phrase he's looking for is "Fleece the Rubes".

Ah yes how sweet the wine!

9 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

How do they know if they will be better coached when they don't have a coaching staff?

A dead body could coach better than this.

 

 

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Clearly they started day drinking to accelerate themselves into the bargaining stage of grief 

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Their top 3 recruits didn't sign during the early period and none of them are solid right now. Their class will be almost 100% bread come February.

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lulz if they think we're getting whoever we want in this class, they'll have a lot of fun watching our recruiting next cycle.

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Damn you people for comparing me to Elko.

 

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Daddy98!!!  And some Santucci

 

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aggy premium board tears are the fucking best. Thank you ❤️ 

They still don’t understand what NIL is or how it works. It’s like weaponized ignorance over there.

Haha those losers are psychotic. And so, so ignorant on every level. 😂

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Damn you people for comparing me to Elko.

 

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Don't care, Got Jimbo. In Jimbo we Trust. 

It's now Don't care, Got Santucci. In Santucci/Elko we Trust.

No wonder they've been losers for 80 years.

1 hour ago, Ghost of Frank Erwin said:

It’s almost like they’re autistic, but then you realize they’re bad at math. 

Except people with autism aren’t stupid.  And being bad at math is just scratching the surface. 

28 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Except people with autism aren’t stupid.  And being bad at math is just scratching the surface. 

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This dumb autistic fucker won a Purple Heart, the College Football National Championship, and banged a lady with AIDS but AIDS was too scared to infect him.

“But good for them, I guess.“

Get a load of these salty little bitches:

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Imagine the lack of self-awareness required to be a fan/alum of a school that just agreed to pay a man $70+ million NOT to do the job he was hired to do, and still seriously post this shit:

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I suppose he thinks that Bama win + the ‘21 recruiting class was worth it for the aggies.

13 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

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This dumb autistic fucker won a Purple Heart, the College Football National Championship, and banged a lady with AIDS but AIDS was too scared to infect him.

Medal of Honor 

5 hours ago, SamMan said:

I suppose he thinks that Bama win + the ‘21 recruiting class was worth it for the aggies.

* ‘22 recruiting class

That average ranking moral victory that involves two unsigned 5* is feeding their world.

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Didn't they only sign like 10 recruits?

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I think the funniest part about their “quality over quantity” narrative is it’s just complete bullshit because they are loading up with bread in the portal. It’s not like they’re loading up on quality it’s just being allocated to players in the portal from Youngstown State. 

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Didn't they only sign like 10 recruits?

They got 12 signed yesterday. 

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Love Brauny's take of it's being pushed as a flip when it wasn't followed by we took him off our committed list this morning.

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It wasn't a signing day flip you stupid sip.  He flipped weeks ago!

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if anyone knows about locker room problems due to overpaying for mediocre talent, it's Texas A&M.

2 hours ago, DanTheHorn said:

That average ranking moral victory that involves two unsigned 5* is feeding their world.

And soon enough it will spring practice for an early season win 

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Blooch on Texags crying about"the state of college football" and fsu possibly leaving. Said it's "taking my ball and going home." Didn't even make it into the office. Brauninger asked him what the plan was "you coming into the office today, we doing phone?" Blooch, "Phone. I'm taking the dog for a walk." Holy shit you can hear he just wants to go cry in bed or hug some sheep. 

2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Love Brauny's take of it's being pushed as a flip when it wasn't followed by we took him off our committed list this morning.

 

 

2 hours ago, WBT said:

It wasn't a signing day flip you stupid sip.  He flipped weeks ago!

Yeah it's amazing the shit those rubes will eat, when it's being shoveled into their mouths by their texags heroes.

If he knew about it 2 weeks ago, why didn't he remove him from the commitment list 2 weeks ago?

But those idoits will just eat it up and happily pay another $9.95 for more shit tossed down their gullets.

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