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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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30 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

Blooch on Texags crying about"the state of college football" and fsu possibly leaving. Said it's "taking my ball and going home." Didn't even make it into the office. Brauninger asked him what the plan was "you coming into the office today, we doing phone?" Blooch, "Phone. I'm taking the dog for a walk." Holy shit you can hear he just wants to go cry in bed or hug some sheep. 

I'm old enough to remember when those ethically-challenged fucktards conspired with the SEC behind the Big 12's back and then took their ball and ran away to the SEC, after which they attempted to destroy the conference and blamed TExas for all of it. Fuck Billy Liucci and his mouth-breathing bretren.

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36 minutes ago, El Compadre said:

Blooch on Texags crying about"the state of college football" and fsu possibly leaving. Said it's "taking my ball and going home." Didn't even make it into the office. Brauninger asked him what the plan was "you coming into the office today, we doing phone?" Blooch, "Phone. I'm taking the dog for a walk." Holy shit you can hear he just wants to go cry in bed or hug some sheep. 

I really don’t understand why the aggy cult masses don’t turn on him. He fed them lies for 6 years of the Jimbo era. Now he skipped NSD?  What the hell?

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

I really don’t understand why the aggy cult masses don’t turn on him. He fed them lies for 6 years of the Jimbo era. Now he skipped NSD?  What the hell?

He feeds them hope. 

23 minutes ago, nnm said:

I really don’t understand why the aggy cult masses don’t turn on him. He fed them lies for 6 years of the Jimbo era. Now he skipped NSD?  What the hell?

Brauninger took some time off for mental health recently and Loochie quit on NSD. Guess that's what happens when you're the information ministers for the school and the school keeps stepping on landmines and blowing their collective dick off.

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They go full circle in this one.  From "He was a former DC at UNC, he can't be terrible" to "He was fired at UNC"

This dude's skin on the wall is a LB drafted in the 3rd round?

 

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1/3 - turrible hire

1/3 - trust in Melk!

1/3 - must be better than ERob, has he ever called a defense?

13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Most responses are:

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"After three years leading the Tar Heel defense, Bateman and UNC agreed to part ways after the 2021 season, which featured the worst defensive unit of his tenure." 

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Incredible how bad aggy blew up their football program. This is case study material in mismanagement, I fucking love it. 

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Fired from unc? Fired by Mack FUPM brown for not being good? How bad is that?

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5 minutes ago, deft said:

Fired from unc? Fired by Mack FUPM brown for not being good? How bad is that?

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Of course, Elko was going to make a comfort hire because his rolodex has 10 cards in it and half of those cards were his Duke assistants that told him to fuck off and lose their number. Now what i don't understand is why he didn't promote Robinson and bring in this guy with the CO-DC tag. Those two would have made for a decent recruiting tandem on defense.

16 minutes ago, deft said:

Fired from unc? Fired by Mack FUPM brown for not being good? How bad is that?

Fired by Army for cheating

I like how many of them say, "Trust Elko" despite the fact that everything that has occurred since his hiring has been an abject disaster.

13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fired by Army for cheating

Perfect. Fake Army won't do that. 

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FYI. Some are pointing to Bateman's results at Army during the 2017-2018.  He was a finalist for the Frank Broyles Award due to Army's defensive improvement from 2016-2017 to 2017-2018.

Couple of things.

He had been the defensive coordinator at Army for the 4 years prior to 2017-2018.  So the shitty defense he fixed was his.

Secondly, Army's #'s are skewed due to its ball-control offense.  Army's defense only faced an avg of 56.2 plays a game.  The median was 72.3 that year so 16 fewer plays.  As far as yards per play, Army was 110th in the country on defense.  Army's defense faced 77% of the number of plays as the average team that year, but gave up a shitload of yards per play - a more accurate representation.

Sorry for the tl;dr.  I'm holed up in a Vegas hotel with a herniated disc in my back.

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6 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Sorry for the tl;dr.  I'm holed up in a Vegas hotel with a herniated disc in my back.

Ah, so the escort rode you too hard.  Thoughts and prayers.

47 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Of course, Elko was going to make a comfort hire because his rolodex has 10 cards in it and half of those cards were his Duke assistants that told him to fuck off and lose their number. Now what i don't understand is why he didn't promote Robinson and bring in this guy with the CO-DC tag. Those two would have made for a decent recruiting tandem on defense.

Elite rolodex is elite. It consists of 5 GAs, 3 Division 2 position coaches, a parking attendant, and 50 Spec's managers. 

25 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Ah, so the escort rode you too hard.  Thoughts and prayers.

Gotta be careful with that. The week of Christmas has the highest rates of penile fractures of the year. 

44 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

FYI. Some are pointing to Bateman's results at Army during the 2017-2018.  He was a finalist for the Frank Broyles Award due to Army's defensive improvement from 2016-2017 to 2017-2018.

Couple of things.

He had been the defensive coordinator at Army for the 4 years prior to 2017-2018.  So the shitty defense he fixed was his.

Secondly, Army's #'s are skewed due to its ball-control offense.  Army's defense only faced an avg of 56.2 plays a game.  The median was 72.3 that year so 16 fewer plays.  As far as yards per play, Army was 110th in the country on defense.  Army's defense faced 77% of the number of plays as the average team that year, but gave up a shitload of yards per play - a more accurate representation.

Sorry for the tl;dr.  I'm holed up in a Vegas hotel with a herniated disc in my back.

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This shows exactly how Blooch is still in business.  They literally need someone to tell them what to think every day, since they are capable of holding opposing beliefs so easily.

1: Stars don't matter!!!  Those rankings are BS! (No doubt driven by the BOMC)

1b: We are incredibly talented, you can tell because of all the high ranking players we have.

2: We have the most talented team in the country, forget onfield results, you can tell becuase of our past recruiting!!!

2b: that guy in the portal is not important - never really contributed anyway.

3: We are the richest school in the history of ever!  Our donors mean our NIL is unstoppable!

3b: NIL is ruining college football.  Those mean sips are overpaying.

4: (aTm player enters portal) These guys only care about money!!!

4b (aTM player comes back from portal) See!  He loves us!!!

5: Nothing is more important than honor.

5b: Hire coaches that cheat and kill kids.

6: Jimbo is the best ever!  Trust the process!

6b: Jimbo was dragging us down.  The future is now bright!

7: E-Rob is the best!

7b Santucci Bateman is the best!

 

I can't even keep track anymore...

49 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

This shows exactly how Blooch is still in business.  They literally need someone to tell them what to think every day, since they are capable of holding opposing beliefs so easily.

1: Stars don't matter!!!  Those rankings are BS! (No doubt driven by the BOMC)

1b: We are incredibly talented, you can tell because of all the high ranking players we have.

2: We have the most talented team in the country, forget onfield results, you can tell becuase of our past recruiting!!!

2b: that guy in the portal is not important - never really contributed anyway.

3: We are the richest school in the history of ever!  Our donors mean our NIL is unstoppable!

3b: NIL is ruining college football.  Those mean sips are overpaying.

4: (aTm player enters portal) These guys only care about money!!!

4b (aTM player comes back from portal) See!  He loves us!!!

5: Nothing is more important than honor.

5b: Hire coaches that cheat and kill kids.

6: Jimbo is the best ever!  Trust the process!

6b: Jimbo was dragging us down.  The future is now bright!

7: E-Rob is the best!

7b Santucci Bateman is the best!

 

I can't even keep track anymore...

We've always been at war with east texas 

1 hour ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Gotta be careful with that. The week of Christmas has the highest rates of penile fractures of the year. 

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the best thing about this point is that one of the guys Jimbo hired was Elko. 

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Fired by Army for cheating

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3 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I like how many of them say, "Trust Elko" despite the fact that everything that has occurred since his hiring has been an abject disaster.

That's literally their only choice.  Well, other than facing the truth, which they're not capable of.  

2 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

Gotta be careful with that. The week of Christmas has the highest rates of penile fractures of the year. 

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I mean the propaganda is laid thick.

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the best thing about this point is that one of the guys Jimbo hired was Elko. 

Insert late 70/80s commercial, I learned it from you dad!
13 minutes ago, linux said:

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I mean the propaganda is laid thick.

If there’s anything I’ve figured out about aggy, it’s that they will say the most creative things to make themselves feel better.

Late 70s??

 

I love it that some of these goobers cant even pretend they aren’t disappointed in the hire.  If they thought the last few years where an underwhelming disappointment, they need to buckle up.

5 hours ago, El Compadre said:

Blooch on Texags crying about"the state of college football" and fsu possibly leaving. Said it's "taking my ball and going home." Didn't even make it into the office. Brauninger asked him what the plan was "you coming into the office today, we doing phone?" Blooch, "Phone. I'm taking the dog for a walk." Holy shit you can hear he just wants to go cry in bed or hug some sheep. 

He’s seemed drunk on air for the past week. No attempt at all to put the dog out in the backyard. Basically, he’s stopped giving a shit. 

Love this load of bullshit from his wikipedia knowing he just took a job in a Soviet wasteland. 

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7 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Love Brauny's take of it's being pushed as a flip when it wasn't followed by we took him off our committed list this morning.

Or that they can't maintain their story for more than 5 minutes.

Brauny "It wasn't a flip..."

Texags poster "not surprised he flipped"

Brauny: "Yeah he flipped"

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5 minutes ago, Eggo said:

Love this load of bullshit from his wikipedia knowing he just took a job in a Soviet wasteland. 

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But he was fired from UNC. Did you expect him to just stay there and retire?

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Elko and Bateman worked together at Richmond all the way back in 2004, so the familiarity in marriage of styles certainly fits what I've been saying Elko would be looking for as he intends to let his DC actually run the show on that side of the ball (as in calling the game on Saturdays).

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4 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

lol... regarding DC hire

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LOL'ing so much at this. In public, too. It's a good thing nobody else is here in the Psych waiting room, or they'd think I was crazy.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

I'm holed up in a Vegas hotel with a herniated disc in my back.

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4 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

Ah, so the escort rode you too hard.  Thoughts and prayers.

Ha!  I wish.  I did it bending over to get a scoop of bird seed.  I mean, rescuing a beautiful girl from a burning car.

2 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Ha!  I wish.  I did it bending over to get a scoop of bird seed.  I mean, rescuing a beautiful girl from a burning car.

Brings up another question...why are you scooping bird seed at a Las Vegas hotel?  Do you travel with a birdfeeder in your carry-on?

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