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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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They are going to be upset when someone figures out how to dumb down spreadsheets enough to explain how much of our team returns next year 

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What makes Aggies "special" is that they are completely insulated from the outside sports world. Most people like sports and have a favorite team. Aggies just like A&M, the actual sport  doesn't interest them much. 

Even with the invention of the internet, they still want to be that untouched tribe on North Sentinel Island or whatever. "Ignorance is bliss" should be trademarked in College Station. 

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Lulz, Tarp.

 

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2 hours ago, Chips O'Toole said:

That is quite a bit to unpack as usual. 

So that guy expected more from Sark in this recruiting cycle than a top 3 finish... So he has been expecting Texas to be #1 or #2 just by riding the momentum of getting into the playoff a mere 2 weeks prior to NSD?  

Good, not great. Top 3 finish is fine, call it a B+.  Maybe next year tu can grab enough shithead 5-star future transfers to get an A grade from this genuis. 

They're also beginning to think us losing against Washington will deflate everything we're doing. Should we lose, they'll crow that we're a paper tiger. The usual nobody will listen.

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They're also beginning to think us losing against Washington will deflate everything we're doing. Should we lose, they'll crow that we're a paper tiger. The usual nobody will listen.

Washington is going to have the game put away by halftime, unless they don’t, in which case Washington was just an overrated PAC team tessus was lucky to play instead of Alabama or Michigan. 

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Washington is going to have the game put away by halftime, unless they don’t, in which case Washington was just an overrated PAC team tessus was lucky to play instead of Alabama or Michigan. 

How did the bdf do against Michigan in the CFP last year?

8 hours ago, kwood4408 said:


Oh I know but I would be shocked if that dude even got his GED.

If the check cashed he would be good to go.  If it bounced, they would have sent him down the hall to the financial assistance office.

1 hour ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Washington is going to have the game put away by halftime, unless they don’t, in which case Washington was just an overrated PAC team tessus was lucky to play instead of Alabama or Michigan. 

ESPN, Sankey, the CFP committee, the Rothschilds, and Billy Barty have already made arrangements. It will be a t-shirt sip officiating crew. 

1 minute ago, Genco said:

ESPN, Sankey, the CFP committee, the Rothschilds, and Billy Barty have already made arrangements. It will be a t-shirt sip officiating crew. 

Yeah, the takes bounce between “they’re irrelevant” and “they’re only there because of the eyes they bring.”

I think beating Washington might break them more than beating USC did. 

All of those notes on our opponents but none for us playing a backup qb, or a slew of backup dbs.

posting the records of teams we beat with poor records but not with good records. 
 

bama won by 50 in week one- what exactly had they not figured out?  It’s not like we got to play against the nd transfer that stunk it up against usf. 
 

nor any mention of UH or tcu or others being on the road. If a team should be aware of road difficulties…

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19 minutes ago, Genco said:

ESPN, Sankey, the CFP committee, the Rothschilds, and Billy Barty have already made arrangements. It will be a t-shirt sip officiating crew. 

Billy Barty. Guy’s a fucking forty-acre legend… 

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An aggy named Credible Source linking to an article in The American Conservative to express nostalgia for the BCS is almost too on the nose. Almost.

4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

What makes Aggies "special" is that they are completely insulated from the outside sports world. Most people like sports and have a favorite team. Aggies just like A&M, the actual sport  doesn't interest them much. 

Even with the invention of the internet, they still want to be that untouched tribe on North Sentinel Island or whatever. "Ignorance is bliss" should be trademarked in College Station. 

Correct. aggy could tell you Weigman’s mother’s maiden name, but they couldn’t name every SEC coach. Their college football knowledge is ‘garded. 

10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

All of those notes on our opponents but none for us playing a backup qb, or a slew of backup dbs.

posting the records of teams we beat with poor records but not with good records. 
 

bama won by 50 in week one- what exactly had they not figured out?  It’s not like we got to play against the nd transfer that stunk it up against usf. 
 

nor any mention of UH or tcu or others being on the road. If a team should be aware of road difficulties…

Don’t try to figure out the mind of a loser. They’re confused when we don’t have multiple loses to compare. 

Man, they've reallly drilled the "Alabama was horrible in week 2 but had it figured out by week 6" narrative into their brains... Texas beating Alabama a second time to win a national title in Houston may break aggy for good.

6 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Man, they've reallly drilled the "Alabama was horrible in week 2 but had it figured out by week 6" narrative into their brains... Texas beating Alabama a second time to win a national title in Houston may break aggy for good.

They didn't want to be there.

21 minutes ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Man, they've reallly drilled the "Alabama was horrible in week 2 but had it figured out by week 6" narrative into their brains... Texas beating Alabama a second time to win a national title in Houston may break aggy for good.

This is the weakest Bama team in 15 years and if Georgia would have made the playoff they would have exposed Texas as a fraud.

That place is burning so hot they won’t have any grass left to protect.

19 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

This is the weakest Bama team in 15 years and if Georgia would have made the playoff they would have exposed Texas as a fraud.

The only thing Bama "figured out" is that the QB we beat (Milroe) is the best on their roster and is good enough to win the SEC and get into the playoffs.

It’s really quite the talent to be able to tell someone’s GPA simply by watching them play football on television.
aggy are talented in ways stupid sips simply can't understand.
24 minutes ago, Not a Sock said:

This is the weakest Bama team in 15 years and if Georgia would have made the playoff they would have exposed Texas as a fraud.

This. If UT wins, they’ll retreat to how lucky the whorns were to dodge UGA. Didn’t you see what happened with TCU last year?  aggy collectively climaxed multiple times over the NCG and forgot all about the semifinal. 

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Im actually pleasantly surprised how many aggy were calling him out on his bullshit.  
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4 minutes ago, horn_of_the_morning said:

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Wait until these idiots get hammered by the team that lost to South Alabama. 

1 minute ago, Wishbone said:

Wait until these idiots get hammered by the team that lost to South Alabama. 

They didn’t want to be there. 

Just now, nnm said:

They didn’t want to be there. 

That’s ok. Neither does OSU.

4 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Wait until these idiots get hammered by the team that lost to South Alabama. 

they didn't want to be there, ya stupid sip. It's no surprise.

3 minutes ago, nnm said:

They didn’t want to be there. 

That is actually true considering how many have entered the portal.

The “backup Kansas QB” argument really makes me laugh when Bean is better than any aggy QB since Johnny and shredded a lot of teams over the last two seasons.

This is the weakest Bama team in 15 years and if Georgia would have made the playoff they would have exposed Texas as a fraud.


Yeah, if only Georgia had figured out a way to be there….maybe by beating one of the teams we beat

I bet South Alabama can beat App State.  


aggy sure can’t
3 minutes ago, deft said:

aggy sure can’t

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5 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Washington is going to have the game put away by halftime, unless they don’t, in which case Washington was just an overrated PAC team tessus was lucky to play instead of Alabama or Michigan. 

I can't beieve the guys covering this game can't stop talking about tu. No mention of us.

14 hours ago, Pimphand said:

The lethargy of aggy: 84 years and counting...

Surely the BOMC can get this cautionary documentary filmed.

 

 

Here's what aggy would describe as that "BOMC documentary"

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34 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

 

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

They didn’t deserve to be there. 

 

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Half of this is completely made up. Backup KSU QB, bailed out ISU? September wins don’t count bc the opponent wasn’t playing at full capacity, but only the opponent gets that benefit of the doubt 

1 hour ago, chad.ihrig said:

Ags are chasing cows for bowl prep.



What would happen if one of those guys suffered a serious or career-ending injury doing that?

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11 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:



What would happen if one of those guys suffered a serious or career-ending injury doing that?

1 less aggy in the portal? 

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1 hour ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

What would happen if one of those guys suffered a serious or career-ending injury doing that?

75% of aggy would blame t.u. for tampering with the cow outside of the portal window and paying it under the table to hurt aggy.

10% will say that it's to be expected because they are young and next year is going to be their year.

8% of aggy would doxx the cow and try to ruin its life because it violated a gentlecow's agreement they had to do everything aggy wants.

5% would argue the cow was really good in the past, and would attempt to get the cow to sign a 10-year $100-million guaranteed deal to stay at aggy, not caring about how it has damaged their program.

2%, of course, wouldn't know about it or care because they aren't red-ass.

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