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#20751

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This guy is trying to tie a rocket to the back of the rollercoaster. And, he wasn't excited about their "natty" hopes since 2020? I guess he's still bought in to Plan 2024.

 

 

 

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#20752
36 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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This guy is trying to tie a rocket to the back of the rollercoaster. And, he wasn't excited about their "natty" hopes since 2020? I guess he's still bought in to Plan 2024.

Thomas Johnson was a killer, and it hasn’t been that long since he was on the field for them. I know DJ Durkin is a coach, but that’s another killer they’ve had on the field the last two seasons. Didn’t help them much.

They should probably be trying to find good football players to put on the field.  

#20757
9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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This guy is trying to tie a rocket to the back of the rollercoaster. And, he wasn't excited about their "natty" hopes since 2020? I guess he's still bought in to Plan 2024.

 

 

 

Viper rang the wrecked crew?

I found this washed up on the Beach at SPI a few years ago. 
Should I send it to Jack Brown’s over in Collie Station?

 

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#20758
Certainly not expecting it soon, but the #TAMU to the #B1G rumor does have legs. More money, no #Longhorns and Aggies being told if they make this move will have veto power if Texas tries to move again.

 

#20759
Just now, TheMailBox357 said:
Certainly not expecting it soon, but the #TAMU to the #B1G rumor does have legs. More money, no #Longhorns and Aggies being told if they make this move will have veto power if Texas tries to move again.

 

Hey, our feet are all shot up, let's start shooting at our dick!

They'll be branded as cowards forever. Please, save us from ebil tu, destroyer of conferences!

The Big brand is nothing like the SEC brand in Texas, so there will be no recruiting boost in Texas which, actually, may not impact them that much since they aren't doing well with Texas recruits.

The Big will have a little more recruiting power in Texas, I suppose. I don't know it will impact us.

They will be moving when they are weak and may never return to their salad days of 8-4. Does the Big let teams schedule numerous fcs teams?

I think the move will be fatal for those fucktards. If they think they're going to scare the SEC into begging them to stay, which their absurd hubris makes possible, man are they in for a big surprise. They're the only ones huffing their farts about all the money they bring the conference.

Lastly, another conference gets to learn how weird they are and begin to hate them.

The show gets better and better.

#20760

Hmmm  This would leave space for one more team. Who could fill the spot?  I don't think this is the time for bluffing.

#20761

At this point,  I'm not sure the SEC would shed a tear if they went back to the B12.  Hilarious, that would be.  I just don't buy it though.  They think that conference is beneath them.  

And how on earth will it be more money?  It's got to be a troll.  The guy does have 80k followers though. 

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#20762
3 minutes ago, RabidM said:

At this point,  I'm not sure the SEC would shed a tear if they went back to the B12.  Hilarious, that would be.  I just don't buy it though.  They think that conference is beneath them. 

The rumor is for the Big 10, not 12.

#20764
47 minutes ago, TheMailBox357 said:
Certainly not expecting it soon, but the #TAMU to the #B1G rumor does have legs. More money, no #Longhorns and Aggies being told if they make this move will have veto power if Texas tries to move again.

 

They don’t add to the SEC bottom line. Texas delivers the state TV market. Would open up FSU and maybe Clemson. 

#20765
43 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Hey, our feet are all shot up, let's start shooting at our dick!

They'll be branded as cowards forever. Please, save us from ebil tu, destroyer of conferences!

The Big brand is nothing like the SEC brand in Texas, so there will be no recruiting boost in Texas which, actually, may not impact them that much since they aren't doing well with Texas recruits.

The Big will have a little more recruiting power in Texas, I suppose. I don't know it will impact us.

They will be moving when they are weak and may never return to their salad days of 8-4. Does the Big let teams schedule numerous fcs teams?

I think the move will be fatal for those fucktards. If they think they're going to scare the SEC into begging them to stay, which their absurd hubris makes possible, man are they in for a big surprise. They're the only ones huffing their farts about all the money they bring the conference.

Lastly, another conference gets to learn how weird they are and begin to hate them.

The show gets better and better.

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#20766
Viper rang the wrecked crew?
I found this washed up on the Beach at SPI a few years ago. 
Should I send it to Jack Brown’s over in Collie Station?
 
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I’d like to drink from the same barrel as Viper(Ag)
as that’s some strong stuff! I’ve purchased bottles that have cost hundreds, but also bought Jack and Jim Beam over the years, but seriously?

Hook’em!!!
#20767
 

Fng only aggy would try to escape playing big brother TU, let alone Uncle Sooner, prior to all this Shit hitting them straight in the face!

Hook’em!!!
#20768

Academically, I really don’t think the B10 would take aggy, based on any “massaged” version of metrics. All aggy has as being based out of Texas for TV viewing eyes. Outside of that, they (aggy) bring nothing to the table.

Hook’em!!!

#20770
On 12/31/2023 at 10:25 AM, RomaVicta said:

A few years ago, people on this board insisted that I use aggy rather than the actual name. The Irony Gods were fucking with us. It seems we've stepped away generally.

Maybe the dumbest nickname is calling LSU the swamp kitties. It's pre-juvenile. Corn dogs is funnier. 

I personally enjoy it when someone calls them swamp aggy 

#20772

All from the same thread on TexAgs:

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* You lost that game to a team you all thought was shit, dumbass. You may be naming the problem with 3 stars.

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Everyone writes it like it's a revelation.

Okay, I'm going for some shock therapy after going through that.

 

 

 

#20773
5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

All from the same thread on TexAgs:

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* You lost that game to a team you all thought was shit, dumbass. You may be naming the problem with 3 stars.

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Everyone writes it like it's a revelation.

Okay, I'm going for some shock therapy after going through that.

 

 

 

I just want them to have guys who want to be Aggies, too.

Load up on that braindead shit, you delusional, 100-year-decision circus freaks.

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#20776
Also, imagine the competition and work ethic that will be installed with so much talent at each position while having a guy like Moffitt lead the charge. Blue-collar work ethic. https://t.co/egAJhPwYzV— Jaxson Callaway (AT) (@AggiesToday)

lol

#20777
6 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Also, imagine the competition and work ethic that will be installed with so much talent at each position while having a guy like Moffitt lead the charge. Blue-collar work ethic. https://t.co/egAJhPwYzV— Jaxson Callaway (AT) (@AggiesToday)

lol

Half the roster will be FCS/G5 players.

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#20778
15 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Half the roster will be FCS/G5 players.

Deion did the same thing last year. Should go well for Melko.

#20779
10 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Deion did the same thing last year. Should go well for Melko.

The weakness that glared even more than the rest was the lack of quality OL. They haven’t even come close to addressing that. It will take multiple recruiting classes and development, plus something like the pancake factory, to turn the corner on that. Aggies, prepare your sphincter. 

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#20780
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:
Also, imagine the competition and work ethic that will be installed with so much talent at each position while having a guy like Moffitt lead the charge. Blue-collar work ethic. https://t.co/egAJhPwYzV— Jaxson Callaway (AT) (@AggiesToday)

lol

Great days ahead, tovarisch!

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Comrade Elko leads the working man to victory!

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Comrades Bear, Jackie, RC, and Fran Sherman Sumlin Jimbo The Elk

#20783
14 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

All from the same thread on TexAgs:

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* You lost that game to a team you all thought was shit, dumbass. You may be naming the problem with 3 stars.

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Everyone writes it like it's a revelation.

Okay, I'm going for some shock therapy after going through that.

 

 

 

I’m telling you guys, losing 4/5* contributors for 3* and lower transfers is a GOOD THING!

 

😆 

#20784
2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Great days ahead, tovarisch!

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Comrade Elko leads the working man to victory!

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Comrades Bear, Jackie, RC, and Fran Sherman Sumlin Jimbo The Elk

I really need someone to make a photoshop series of ATM coaches in the place of Nikolai Yezhov next to Stalin:

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#20785
1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

I really need someone to make a photoshop series of ATM coaches in the place of Nikolai Yezhov next to Stalin:

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As a sexually perverse tiny human who liked to yell at those under him, Yezhov couldn't possibly have anything in common with any former aggy coaches.

#20786
18 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Hey, our feet are all shot up, let's start shooting at our dick!

They'll be branded as cowards forever. Please, save us from ebil tu, destroyer of conferences!

The Big brand is nothing like the SEC brand in Texas, so there will be no recruiting boost in Texas which, actually, may not impact them that much since they aren't doing well with Texas recruits.

The Big will have a little more recruiting power in Texas, I suppose. I don't know it will impact us.

They will be moving when they are weak and may never return to their salad days of 8-4. Does the Big let teams schedule numerous fcs teams?

I think the move will be fatal for those fucktards. If they think they're going to scare the SEC into begging them to stay, which their absurd hubris makes possible, man are they in for a big surprise. They're the only ones huffing their farts about all the money they bring the conference.

Lastly, another conference gets to learn how weird they are and begin to hate them.

The show gets better and better.

Quit talking like it's happening. It isn't. 

 

16 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Academically, I really don’t think the B10 would take aggy, based on any “massaged” version of metrics. All aggy has as being based out of Texas for TV viewing eyes. Outside of that, they (aggy) bring nothing to the table.

Hook’em!!!

They took Nebraska. 

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#20787
20 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

I really need someone to make a photoshop series of ATM coaches in the place of Nikolai Yezhov next to Stalin:

 

 

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#20788
18 hours ago, TheMailBox357 said:
Certainly not expecting it soon, but the #TAMU to the #B1G rumor does have legs. More money, no #Longhorns and Aggies being told if they make this move will have veto power if Texas tries to move again.

 

if i ever see greg swaim in public im punching him right in the dick

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#20790
#TexasAM fans are down for a move to the #B1G. #GigEm

 

#20791
21 minutes ago, nnm said:
#TexasAM fans are down for a move to the #B1G. #GigEm

 

I hope they do it , they'll be surrounded by the SEC and it looks like a total bitch move. Might as well wave the white up the flag pole , oh wait they do that every game 

Texas Am Win GIF by Texas A&M University

Unless their strategy is to recruit the Midwest and Jersey for the next hundred years this be the new record for most aggy (regarded) move ever , both eclipsing jimbos contract and firing for hiring elmo 

 

On Fire GIF

#20792
2 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:

I’m telling you guys, losing 4/5* contributors for 3* and lower transfers is a GOOD THING!

 

😆

Only if they have a chip on their shoulder

#20793
1 hour ago, nnm said:
#TexasAM fans are down for a move to the #B1G. #GigEm

 

Randos post it on TexAgs and then it’s picked up by Message Board Geniuses - This story has legs!

#20794
2 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

I really need someone to make a photoshop series of ATM coaches in the place of Nikolai Yezhov next to Stalin:

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Ha ha! 

That occred to me, too, when I was striking out the names of the guys pre-The Elk.

#20796
19 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

All from the same thread on TexAgs:

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* You lost that game to a team you all thought was shit, dumbass. You may be naming the problem with 3 stars.

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Everyone writes it like it's a revelation.

Okay, I'm going for some shock therapy after going through that.

 

 

 

Wasn't this the same philosophy when Mack was kicking their ass for a 10-4 record. Let Texas have all those 4-5 stars. We will beat them with hard working three stars that want to be aggies? Seems like this "philosophy" reemerges about once a decade, only to suck shit through a straw.

CHIEF

#20797
1 hour ago, CHIEF said:

Wasn't this the same philosophy when Mack was kicking their ass for a 10-4 record. Let Texas have all those 4-5 stars. We will beat them with hard working three stars that want to be aggies? Seems like this "philosophy" reemerges about once a decade, only to suck shit through a straw.

CHIEF

I like that they now want 3 stars that WANT to play football, but call Manning a 3 star at best. Guess Arch doesn't really want to play.

#20798

They're really going to have trouble locking down the fertile New Jersey recruiting market if they're in the same conference at Rutgers.

#20799

If Aggie did run away to the B1G can you imagine the meltdown by Aggies if Texas Tech took their place? Not that it would happen, but the tears would be great. 

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