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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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On 1/6/2024 at 1:24 PM, CHIEF said:

Wasn't this the same philosophy when Mack was kicking their ass for a 10-4 record. Let Texas have all those 4-5 stars. We will beat them with hard working three stars that want to be aggies? Seems like this "philosophy" reemerges about once a decade, only to suck shit through a straw.

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Nope.

Now the story is that they've been soooo young compared to everybody else. Christ, they've practically been starting 12-year-olds. Enough of that traditional roster management and high school recruiting shit. The transfer portal will now allow them, and them alone, to field a team of grown-ass men of proven production who also (of course) WANT TO BE HONEST TO GOD TEXAS A&M FUCKING IMBECILE AGGIES!

The sky is the limit. Just call them The Elko Boys.

  

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12 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

 FUCKING IMBECILE AGGIES!

 

  

From the deparment of Redundancy Department.

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We’re now in that spot where everything tends to wind up hilarious with the aggie logic knots. 

1) If Ewers declares, they can exhale and talk about what a weapon he is and what a downgrade Arch Manning is. 

2) If Ewers stays, he sucks and there will be a QB controversy. 

There are other gems in there as well. 
 

“By golly, if those big money sips demand Arch Manning plays, Sark will put him in there.”

This is coming from an organization that recently and regularly has shown us that the big money aggie donors have their fists jammed all the way up aggie AD asshole and can work them like a puppet. 

Nevermind that Texas donors are helping bring Ewers back, also. Don’t examine the absurdity of that juxtaposed to those same people apparently forcing Manning to play. 

Lastly, one of the guys on there talking about Texas having less talent than ATM next year, and others chiming in, is outstanding. It really is fun to watch these idiots go through the same cycle every year. By late August, the morons in the media will have them ranked and their fanbase will be calling for protests of different services who have Texas ranked higher.

 

 

Maybe not even big money Ags are required; I think Liucci and his message board participants were enough to Deep-6 the Stoops hire. Might be mistaken, though.

6 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Maybe not even big money Ags are required; I think Liucci and his message board participants were enough to Deep-6 the Stoops hire. Might be mistaken, though.

It was coordinated. One of the entities and the guy behind involved with everything is also good friends with Liucci. 

 

24 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

This coming from an organization that has shown us that the big money aggie donors have their fists jammed all the way up aggie AD asshole and can work them like a puppet. 

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52 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It was coordinated. One of the entities and the guy behind involved with everything is also good friends with Liucci. 

They're so transparent.

We have Kurt Bohls constantly taking shots at our program for attention, but all of their media reps are aggie alums, actively recruit for them, and carry whatever message the hive mind determines to be the most self-serving.

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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The Ewers scenarios this guys come up with all read like aggy wet dreams.

13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Those fucks will be burning couches and eating shitty chili with spaghetti & beans before we know it.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

We’re now in that spot where everything tends to wind up hilarious with the aggie logic knots. 

1) If Ewers declares, they can exhale and talk about what a weapon he is and what a downgrade Arch Manning is. 

2) If Ewers stays, he sucks and there will be a QB controversy. 

There are other gems in there as well. 
 

“By golly, if those big money sips demand Arch Manning plays, Sark will put him in there.”

This is coming from an organization that recently and regularly has shown us that the big money aggie donors have their fists jammed all the way up aggie AD asshole and can work them like a puppet. 

Nevermind that Texas donors are helping bring Ewers back, also. Don’t examine the absurdity of that juxtaposed to those same people apparently forcing Manning to play. 

Lastly, one of the guys on there talking about Texas having less talent than ATM next year, and others chiming in, is outstanding. It really is fun to watch these idiots go through the same cycle every year. By late August, the morons in the media will have them ranked and their fanbase will be calling for protests of different services who have Texas ranked higher.

 

 

They're also still dying on the "now 'tu' is gonna have to contend with big, bad SEC defenses" hill as if we didn't go into Tuscaloosa and win convincingly in September. The Big 12 isn't nearly as far behind the SEC in quality as aggy seems to think it is.

50 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

They're so transparent.

We have Kurt Bohls constantly taking shots at our program for attention, but all of their media reps are aggie alums, actively recruit for them, and carry whatever message the hive mind determines to be the most self-serving.

Not saying it's helpful to have Bohls and his ilk around, but the constant propaganda and TexAgs level of sway in the A&M athletic department is probably more damaging. 

23 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

Not saying it's helpful to have Bohls and his ilk around, but the constant propaganda and TexAgs level of sway in the A&M athletic department is probably more damaging. 

How about neither?

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Today I learned that all our best players are declaring for the NFL because they are scared to play in the SEC. 

 

Accolades for Elko. 

Accolades that only an Aggie could pay.

 

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42 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Accolades for Elko. 

Accolades that only an Aggie could pay.

 

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The un-photoshopped original is much better.

 

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1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Today I learned that all our best players are declaring for the NFL because they are scared to play in the SEC. 

Conversely, SEC players are declaring for the NFL because they don't want to get their ass whipped by Texas.

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1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Today I learned that all our best players are declaring for the NFL because they are scared to play in the SEC. 

Everyone knows the 49ers, Ravens, Cowboys, etc., would be .500 teams, at best, in the SEC.  Stupid sip. 

1 hour ago, Sejjr said:

Today I learned that all our best players are declaring for the NFL because they are scared to play in the SEC. 

Of all the idiotic posts I’ve seen over the last several months from those rubes, that Aggie post reached new heights of idiocracy. 

Aggy gonna be surprised when they are struggling with New Mexico State, McNeese and Bowling Green.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Accolades for Elko. 

Accolades that only an Aggie could pay.

 

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I'm so thankful for these dimwitted muppets.

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Hoo, boy ... 

 

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21 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Hoo, boy ... 

 

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"All I care about is winning a national championship." - aggy

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When they were busy buying up the best class in history, they were all about the stars.  Now, not so much.  I wonder what has changed?

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3 minutes ago, utee94 said:

When they were busy buying up the best class in history, they were all about the stars.  Now, not so much.  I wonder what has changed?

The Narrativ.

I thought On3 ranked most of their recruits higher than other services?  I realize some of those guys have decommitted.  But I am pretty sure On3 liked Ag recruits better than most.

  • On3 is pro-sip and controlled by that evil bastard Bobby Burton
  • Most of the national staff @247 "hate" Aggy
  • ESPN is controlled by Snakey, and Snakey is a puppet for tu

Where can an honest Ag turn for good information these days? The Loochador network? Maybe Fran can re-start his newsletter? Should Epoch Times start a recruiting service?

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Hoo, boy ... 

 

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So @247 sees someone go into Portal,  is getting ready to pop a mid 4-star rating on them,  but then somehow anticipates they are going to go to A&M,  so they purposely don't rate them?  Those boys @247 should shut it down,  move to Vegas,  and use that crystal ball to bet on sports.  

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Do Texas fans have to refer to themselves as “tu” on TexAgs to avoid banning?

This last week is exactly why I mentioned when they fired Fisher that I used to worry when Longhorn fans would point out the cultural issues that cause them to repeat the same mistakes over and over but that I don't worry anymore. They will absolutely never listen to Longhorns and even moreso would never implement changes we suggest. They'd rather lose their way than win ours. So they will. For at least another 84 years. 

They're doing it again. Reflexively declaring their new coach a genius and their new players amazing when reality says their coach is doing the bare minimum to field a team and their new players are on average replacement level for a team that even thinks about winning big. 

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2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Hoo, boy ... 

 

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They're cleaning up in the portal. Cleaning up, I tells ya.

Sark is green with envy over the roster Elko is assembling. The sleeping giant has awakened. Blah, blah, woof, woof...

2 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

They're cleaning up in the portal. Cleaning up, I tells ya.

Sark is green with envy over the roster Elko is assembling. The sleeping giant has awakened. Blah, blah, woof, woof...

Somebody has to lick the plate clean when there's scraps leftover.

On 12/24/2023 at 5:05 PM, Tired Horn said:

"Texas A&M deserves better."

No, it doesn't.

It really doesn't.

Now gather up your Aggie Nation, your Aggie Network, your Aggie ring, and any other cult memorabilia you may have, and don't let the door hit your whiny ass on your way out.

You forgot..."go get your shine box".

21 minutes ago, Tired Horn said:

They're cleaning up in the portal. Cleaning up, I tells ya.

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1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

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Do Texas fans have to refer to themselves as “tu” on TexAgs to avoid banning?

10 bucks says they have some filter that automatically converts UT, Texas, etc. into tu.

30 minutes ago, Kwix said:

10 bucks says they have some filter that automatically converts UT, Texas, etc. into tu.

tu A&M

12 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

tu A&M

Worth it- they hate Texas more that they like themselves. 

15 hours ago, Duane Moore said:

Do Texas fans have to refer to themselves as “tu” on TexAgs to avoid banning?

I believe he means, "Were I a tu fan [I'd have idiotic Aggie thoughts because I'm a TexAgs Aggie]."

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2 hours ago, Jebus said:

Worth it- they hate Texas more that they like themselves. 

Back in the day, in ME 202, Introduction to Mechanical Engineering, we were given the task of building an "Aggie Cooler", a device to cool off over heated Aggies (the Association of Generally Gross Incompetent Egotists). It was well known when 2 or more Aggies got together, they would work themselves into a heated frenzy when talking about TSIPs (the Texas Society of Intellectual People). 

The Aggie Cooler was required to launch a water balloon from a safe distance (30 meters) to cool down the overheated Aggies.

Please know that in your own way, you Surly Horn posters are continuing one of the most sacred of Longhorn traditions.

It must be frustrating being the only one who knows the real truth about tu and ESiPN.

Seriously doubt anybody is so worried about the alignment of teams under the champion. I guess they're all worked up out of the usual vitriol and the fact that we finished higher than they did in the Season of Great Conspiracy.

Just now, RomaVicta said:

It must be frustrating being the only one who knows the real truth about tu and ESiPN.

Seriously doubt anybody is so worried about the alignment of teams under the champion. I guess they're all worked up out of the usual vitriol and the fact that we finished higher than they did in the Season of Great Conspiracy.

Who cares about final AP rankings?  We have a playoff.  We were in top 4 but did not make the top 2.

15 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Who cares about final AP rankings?  We have a playoff.  We were in top 4 but did not make the top 2.

This is correct. The top 4 were selected for the playoff and the playoff happened. The AP means dick-all in the era of the CFP. 

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45 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

It must be frustrating being the only one who knows the real truth about tu and ESiPN.

Seriously doubt anybody is so worried about the alignment of teams under the champion. I guess they're all worked up out of the usual vitriol and the fact that we finished higher than they did in the Season of Great Conspiracy.

It bothers them because that group of losers has never finished higher than 4th since 1939. Sark has achieved more in three years than A&M in 84-85 years.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The AP means dick-all in the era of the CFP. 

I beg to differ, sir. It is used by the country's best minds to monitor the reach of the BOMC.

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The AP means dick-all in the era of the CFP. 


Perhaps, but Texas just finished with a higher ranking in the AP poll than A&M ever has with the exception of that one time in 1939. That means something to me.

 

It's crazy to see the Aggies bashing Texas' season when very few living Aggies have ever witnessed a better one. 

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2 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

Who cares about final AP rankings?  We have a playoff.  We were in top 4 but did not make the top 2.

Every top 5 finish cements our status as a blue-blood further, and relegates A&M even deeper into also-ran status.

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