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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, 89Horn said:

. . . or maybe a portal back up QB from Eastern Michigan, Lehigh, or Canisius.  Really, the options are endless.

Important thing is they could have manning if they felt like grabbing him, but the elk prefers to graze elsewhere.

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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6 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What is this from? I've seen it posted several times 

 

 

8 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

What is this from? I've seen it posted several times 

If I recall correctly the Talking Heads singer is saying "same as it ever was" in this clip.

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5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

If I recall correctly the Talking Heads singer is saying "same as it ever was" in this clip.

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Lulz.

From the DeBoer to Bama thread.

 

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What we really need is MSB or someone to find a fan poll that has Sark as the top choice and display it for these atavistic waterheads.

One of you with accounts on texags or 247 should go over there and ask how come bama can pull Deboer but "we" couldn't or something similar. 


Although i assume these screenshots already exist.

On 1/12/2024 at 9:17 AM, Tex Pete said:

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not correct.  wrong, in fact.

I think their spin is going to be Elk was always their first choice and they didn't contact anybody else. It took so long to hire Elk because he wanted to give Duke 2 weeks notice like an honorable Ag. WHOOP!

 
Lulz.
From the DeBoer to Bama thread.
 
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aggy is so delusional in their thought process.

How they can possibly think that they are “worthy” of any type of discussion is baffling!

Hook’em!!!

Every dude from Alabama needs to vacation in College Station once just to fuck the Aggie wives and hear those redass cucks say "it just means more" at climax. 

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Jesus.

He had 12 men too.

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3 minutes ago, pacman said:

Jesus.

He had 12 men too.

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Even Jesus couldn't save Jimbo's job.

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On 1/9/2024 at 3:25 PM, TheMailBox357 said:

 

 

But whats funny is the amount of money A&M flushes down the toilet with contract extensions after those two blips on the radar.  But flushing $100 million down the rat hole for two ranked seasons seems reasonable... if you are fucking moron!  These Aggie jokes really do write themselves!

12 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Shut up, dummy. 

your statement was wrong.  I merely made you aware of it.  don’t be a little bitch about it. 

10 hours ago, satyanash said:

Even Jesus couldn't save Jimbo's job.

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That's my cuz Lucifer just having a little fun trolling them

16 hours ago, pacman said:

Jesus.

He had 12 men too.

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And one betrayed Him while the other 11 forsake Him. 

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Outrage about what? Recruiting people who reach out to you? There’s no rule about that. 

Poor aggies should focus on not sucking. They illegally paid a bunch of players in the 2022 class and got left holding their dicks. Now they’re broke. Sucks to suck. 

16 hours ago, pacman said:

Jesus.

He had 12 men too.

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Well, we all know how that worked out for him.

I’m quite positive there are not 12 men out there that would have her.

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It's our turn? That's not how it works, loser. There are no turns. You've actually got to be better and prove you're better on the field. Often some of them write "give us room!" Same thing. Make your own goddamn room.

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We'll always have the Covid Season.

16 hours ago, pacman said:

Jesus.

He had 12 men too.

aTm

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How did he have them? Like this?

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Or this?

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need to be specific.

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It's hilarious, and very Aggy, that none of those goobers seem to realize that wide receivers are attracted to play for a Sarkisian offense, and a top tier QB in Ewers. Like, the offense is literally designed to showcase top-shelf receiving talent. And there's a proof of concept right there in Adonai Mitchell.

Certainly the money is there. But all things equal, do good receivers want to go play for an unproven dink and dunk offense at Aggy with a litany of QBs that are always getting hurt? Or do they want to fly around the field and catch passes at Texas? It's not hard. 

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

those goobers seem to realize that wide receivers are attracted to play for a Sarkisian offense, and a top tier QB in Ewers. Like

Why would they, when they’ve convinced themselves by their insular posting that ewers isn’t good and that sark sucks?

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

It's hilarious, and very Aggy, that none of those goobers seem to realize that wide receivers are attracted to play for a Sarkisian offense, and a top tier QB in Ewers. Like, the offense is literally designed to showcase top-shelf receiving talent. And there's a proof of concept right there in Adonai Mitchell.

Certainly the money is there. But all things equal, do good receivers want to go play for an unproven dink and dunk offense at Aggy with a litany of QBs that are always getting hurt? Or do they want to fly around the field and catch passes at Texas? It's not hard. 

I am shocked that players aren’t beating down the door to play for BumFuck U, in BFE, for this mumu wearing bumblefuck. It just doesn’t make any sense!!!!

This looks like an advertisement for a proctology practice. All they are missing is the ASSMAN license plates.

The guy on the right is being held hostage, the guy in the middle is grabbing ass on both sides, and the guy on the left is letting us know he really likes it. NTTAWWT.

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3 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

I am shocked that players aren’t beating down the door to play for BumFuck U, in BFE, for this mumu wearing bumblefuck. It just doesn’t make any sense!!!!

This looks like an advertisement for a proctology practice. All they are missing is the ASSMAN license plates.

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fucking gross 6 different shades of purple 

19 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

I am shocked that players aren’t beating down the door to play for BumFuck U, in BFE, for this mumu wearing bumblefuck. It just doesn’t make any sense!!!!

This looks like an advertisement for a proctology practice. All they are missing is the ASSMAN license plates.

The guy on the right is being held hostage, the guy in the middle is grabbing ass on both sides, and the guy on the left is letting us know he really likes it. NTTAWWT.

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Those guys look they all need a regimen of miralax or something.  

21 minutes ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

I am shocked that players aren’t beating down the door to play for BumFuck U, in BFE, for this mumu wearing bumblefuck. It just doesn’t make any sense!!!!

This looks like an advertisement for a proctology practice. All they are missing is the ASSMAN license plates.

The guy on the right is being held hostage, the guy in the middle is grabbing ass on both sides, and the guy on the left is letting us know he really likes it. NTTAWWT.

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All they did was replace a Cuck with a Fat Fuck.  It's highly amusing that the Aggy gomers think that is somehow a recipe for success.

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Uuuummm....

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1 hour ago, Mikey4 said:

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Uuuummm....

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And those dumb goobers still revel in the success of the 1980s & early ‘90s when their “best coaches ever” made a mockery of that fake code with rampant cheating that enshrined them in the NCAA corruption hall of fame top 10.

 

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

poor aggy

 

He’s a victim of the cult.

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

poor aggy

 

I can't imagine how the casual CFB fan who sees that on twitter is going to understand what "sips" means.

22 hours ago, pacman said:

Jesus.

He had 12 men too.

aTm

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Do they get all special training on how to make their thumbs look as weird as fucking possible?

3 hours ago, Mikey4 said:

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Uuuummm....

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Yeah God forbid they should start cutting corners 

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22 hours ago, pacman said:

Jesus.

He had 12 men too.

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The only difference is Jesus didn’t light his 12 men on fire 

22 hours ago, pacman said:

Jesus.

He had 12 men too.

aTm

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Looks like my aunt. She’d definitely wear a dumb ass shirt like that. 
 

Instead of watching the Lions and Cowboys on Thanksgiving, she puts on the 2012 aggy at Bama game every time she hosts. This ignores well established American Thanksgiving traditions and the fact that the game was played in September. Not November. Not even October. September. 
 

Working to confirm it’s not her, but it probably is so I won’t  exert myself here. 

The only difference is Jesus didn’t light his 12 men on fire 

Or crush them under a stack of wood crosses
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5 hours ago, StrippersAndNobelPrizes said:

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2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

He’s a victim of the cult.

Aren’t we all in some way, unfortunately. Although sometimes the comedy offsets.

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Ch12 must be a very young current aggy student if he doesn't realize they've been doing just what he said for decades now. Futility for sure, but still[emoji23]
2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looks like my aunt. She’d definitely wear a dumb ass shirt like that. 
 

Instead of watching the Lions and Cowboys on Thanksgiving, she puts on the 2012 aggy at Bama game every time she hosts. This ignores well established American Thanksgiving traditions and the fact that the game was played in September. Not November. Not even October. September. 
 

Working to confirm it’s not her, but it probably is so I won’t  exert myself here. 

Nothing wrong with your aunt having 12 men, bill.

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