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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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6 minutes ago, TriStone said:

They sure are proud of their pool party.  You'd think they invented the concept.

You would think they would hold it in a place other than an apartment complex. 

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In 4 years when they still haven't won anything  they'll still crow and boast about the #1 class of all time.

Two things that seem somewhat in conflict to me 

- The common sentiment that we only have 3 quality commits. I assume that S'Maje Burrell is not among the guys they count 

- The recognition that they really need LBs. They say Anthony Hill is the only piece they're missing for a national championship

Burrell would be the third highest rated LB that Jimbo has signed at A&M and the highest since 2020. At a position of need. But he's bread. Ok then. 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

UGA boards

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Was our culture mediocre when we kicked your ass in the sugar bowl?

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3 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Was our culture mediocre when we kicked your ass in the sugar bowl?

Signs point to yes. 

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Signs point to yes. 

Well if we can kick their ass with Herman, Orlando and Hand, no telling what we’re gonna do to them once we join the sec. Can’t wait to dominate that conference in the big 3 sports 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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Could this be a nugget of truth in all that shit?  I want it to be true.  The number of tags next to Grown Pear's handle does lend it credibility.

8 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Could this be a nugget of truth in all that shit?  I want it to be true.  The number of tags next to Grown Pear's handle does lend it credibility.

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Oh yeah, this definitely happened

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Just now, texifornia said:

Oh yeah, this definitely happened

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Did that big cigar also get lost last time he attended a game at A&M and comment on how kind and helpful all the fans were as he walked in circles around the parking lot? 

36 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Don't full yourselves guys, in Jimbo they trust. 

That guy is fool of it

Best parts: 

 

1. the solution to negative media coverage is “get more Aggies on the media.” Just need more loyal party members to echo the ministry of truth, is all. 
 

2. The cognitive dissonance of trying to abide by jimbos “we didn’t pay players, we don’t really even have NIL” with “why are we so behind on NIL, we have the most money” 

2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

In 4 years when they still haven't won anything  they'll still crow and boast about the #1 class of all time.

Put it on the stadium!

1 hour ago, Askew said:

Best parts: 

 

1. the solution to negative media coverage is “get more Aggies on the media.” Just need more loyal party members to echo the ministry of truth, is all. 
 

2. The cognitive dissonance of trying to abide by jimbos “we didn’t pay players, we don’t really even have NIL” with “why are we so behind on NIL, we have the most money” 

Seems like every time Jimbo speaks, he sounds like a whiny little crying, poor poor pitiful me, bitch?

"Seems like every time Jimbo speaks, he sounds like a whiny little crying, poor poor pitiful me, bitch?"

Sure sounds like a cuck to me :) 

4 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Hilariously, and I don't have time to find it, but this is a direct copy paste from some other message board talking about how it was working at aggy last cycle. Might even have been here. 

Regarding this post:

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…I hadn’t considered this at all, but I’m in the minority (probably) around here who would love this  

I like the idea of games in Los Angeles as well as games against Ohio State, Michigan, Wisconsin, maybe Oregon & Washington. Hell, even Rutgers (Close to  NYC) and Maryland (DC area and no TH overlooking them).

I have never wanted to associate with the SEC if there was a financially viable alternative. This person’s suggestion would mean a National College Football League (B1G) vs the SEC being a regional league.

UT has more in common with Minnesota & Indiana than Mississippi State & South Carolina.

The only positive in the SEC would be the college co-eds at the road games that I will never go to.

 

 

18 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

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…I hadn’t considered this at all, but I’m in the minority (probably) around here who would love this  

I like the idea of games in Los Angeles as well as games against Ohio State, Michigan, Wisconsin, maybe Oregon & Washington. Hell, even Rutgers (Close to  NYC) and Maryland (DC area and no TH overlooking them).

I have never wanted to associate with the SEC if there was a financially viable alternative. This person’s suggestion would mean a National College Football League (B1G) vs the SEC being a regional league.

UT has more in common with Minnesota & Indiana than Mississippi State & South Carolina.

The only positive in the SEC would be the college co-eds at the road games that I will never go to.

 

 

We are tied into the SEC because of our relationship with ESPN. There is zero chance we go B1G.

23 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Hilariously, and I don't have time to find it, but this is a direct copy paste from some other message board talking about how it was working at aggy last cycle. Might even have been here. 

It was definitely on here.  It came to mind immediately as I read that post. At least they are getting into recycling. 

2 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

We are tied into the SEC because of our relationship with ESPN. There is zero chance we go B1G.

They also think for some reason that Texas is driving the train here. The truth is that ou was the one talking with the sec and then inquired in Austin when the sec said it has to be with Texas.  

21 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Regarding this post:

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…I hadn’t considered this at all, but I’m in the minority (probably) around here who would love this  

I like the idea of games in Los Angeles as well as games against Ohio State, Michigan, Wisconsin, maybe Oregon & Washington. Hell, even Rutgers (Close to  NYC) and Maryland (DC area and no TH overlooking them).

I have never wanted to associate with the SEC if there was a financially viable alternative. This person’s suggestion would mean a National College Football League (B1G) vs the SEC being a regional league.

UT has more in common with Minnesota & Indiana than Mississippi State & South Carolina.

The only positive in the SEC would be the college co-eds at the road games that I will never go to.

 

 

Sheeeeeet, boy. We was on the same side with dem boyz in the Great War of Northern Aggression! 

33 minutes ago, Junior Bonner said:

Sheeeeeet, boy. We was on the same side with dem boyz in the Great War of Northern Aggression! 

No comment. 
 

Re: ESPN

Being in bed with ESPN is a necessary evil in the sports world.

3 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Could this be a nugget of truth in all that shit?  I want it to be true.  The number of tags next to Grown Pear's handle does lend it credibility.

This is the exact same text that "sliced bread" posted last year about aggy.  They just changed Texas atm to Texas. Otherwise, carbon copy.

 

I see now this has been mentioned.

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47 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

We are tied into the SEC because of our relationship with ESPN. There is zero chance we go B1G.

Man I wish we joined the big 10 with ou and Kansas though. Playing Nebraska again along with Michigan and Ohio state. Be a salty little baseball conference too. Oh well. Guess we gotta put up with the biggest mouth breathers in the world in the sec

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

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damn I fully expected coolachy to get a ban in the next comment section for that post he made haha. They have no problem stacking 5 * DL but QB must be because they are afraid of weigman hahahahahahaha. Never change aggy 

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Don't full yourselves guys, in Jimbo they trust. 

And they're clearly not worried. They say it in every post. Nobody has ever been more not worried than those with fool trust in Jimbo. 

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I can't believe "Jimbo Is Success." isn't getting more play. Cracked me up.

4 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Could this be a nugget of truth in all that shit?  I want it to be true.  The number of tags next to Grown Pear's handle does lend it credibility.

No shit. That's a lot of flair.

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3 hours ago, Askew said:

Best parts: 

 

1. the solution to negative media coverage is “get more Aggies on the media.” Just need more loyal party members to echo the ministry of truth, is all. 
 

2. The cognitive dissonance of trying to abide by jimbos “we didn’t pay players, we don’t really even have NIL” with “why are we so behind on NIL, we have the most money” 

Can you imagine an Aggie version of ESPN? 

What bullshit would they get into? I'd imagine for starters they would get in a bidding war for the broadcast rights to the Westminster dog show. They would show the top 12 plays of the day and they would always win commercials.

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3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Oh yeah, this definitely happened

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Then he complimented me on my politeness and class. He leaned in so the other rude, stupid, t-shirt Mexican t-sips couldn't hear him. "Man, I wish I'd gone to A&M. Mind if I say howdy to you and whip it out?" I said he could. He was so desperate.

The women in the place were checking me out and looking at my Aggie ring. Others were walking close by so they could brush up against my We Beat Bama commemorative shirt. One t-sip got jealous and started to talk shit. I said, "how'd you do against Kansas?" He stroked out. I just turned and walked away.

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

No shit. That's a lot of flair.

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You ain't seen nothing...

 

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7 hours ago, Chopper said:

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They obviously have zero idea how the Fairness Doctrine and their school's, er... philosophy, clash.

I swear they are literally copying every message board accusation about how they landed their class last year and recycling it as evidence for how we are landing recruits. The biggest difference though, is it’s much less suspicious when one of the biggest brands in the sport lands national prospects compared to a regional brand that hasn’t accomplished anything of national relevance since 1939. Last time they played for a conference championship, Bill Clinton was President.

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