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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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But doesn’t aids do that regardless the of how regarded aggy or our posters are?

12 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

I'm sure Cloak Room posters would abstain based on moral principle, and because they don't know what an orgasm feels like.

I've had orgasms! I've had tons of orgasms! I've had one with your mom, dude! I will strangle you, I'll stick my goddamn thumb through your eye!

Here's a tidbit from Texags. More to come, I'm sure:

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The problems with building a powerhouse that's the envy of your conference and country is that A&M will come poaching all your staff with their huge money and facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities and traditions. Everybody wants a program like Billy Napier's program.

 

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Come On Please GIF by NBA

 

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Come On Please GIF by NBA

 

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lol, "A&M - it's not as shitty as you think" is a great tagline. They should totally run with that.

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Come On Please GIF by NBA

 

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20 years later...

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1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Come On Please GIF by NBA

 

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Proximity to Austin is a huge draw. Major advantage over sip. 

10 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

lol, "A&M - it's not as shitty as you think" is a great tagline. They should totally run with that.

It can trail the actual “we’re not weird” campaign. 

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Here's a link to an aggy trying to convince folks A&M is special while admitting it's a cesspool. 

https://glasstire.com/2015/06/07/the-cult-of-memory-at-texas-am-2/

 

If universities project their sense of identity through their campuses, the usual image is one of gravitas, beauty, and intellectual openness (university shares the same root as universe, after all). Think stately, gracious, ivy-covered buildings of stone or red brick. By contrast, Texas A&M is a fortress: a sturdy, solid, no-frills series of beige bunkers that convey something of a siege mentality. It projects intellectual safety, rather than intellectual openness. At A&M, you get the sense that sharing in the experience of the group is more important than striking out on one’s own as an individual.

The place is also covered with bronze statues, plaques, and other memorial signifiers. I’ve heard there’s more bronze at A&M than at any other university in the country (unverified, but could be true). Every brick has a name. Every bench has a plaque. Almost nothing that can have been given a veneer of meaning has been left untouched. While it’s true that all universities have their traditions and memorials, A&M takes this notion to a whole other level.

 

On 2/27/2024 at 10:59 AM, Park Gothic said:

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of course the guy is rocking Hey Dudes...

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I revere Meat Pimp.

 

After writing the above, I went back to look at the picture to see if I could figure out what Hey Dudes are. Failure there, but I did notice something almost holy about Meat Pimp.

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The crotch of his jeans is like the Shroud of Turin; a permanent record imprinted in denim of the unearthly beams of ethereal light emanating from the sacred gonads. All must go to their knees before them.

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24 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I revere Meat Pimp.

 

After writing the above, I went back to look at the picture to see if I could figure out what Hey Dudes are. Failure there, but I did notice something almost holy about Meat Pimp.

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The crotch of his jeans is like the Shroud of Turin; a permanent record imprinted in denim of the unearthly beams of ethereal light emanating from the sacred gonads. All must go to their knees before them.

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Big Bang is pithy and peevish.

From Aggie 247, after last night's basketball loss.

 

 

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22 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

lol, "A&M - it's not as shitty as you think" is a great tagline. They should totally run with that.

And proximity to real cities.

4 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

And proximity to real cities.

Only 1.5 hours in any direction to civilization!

18 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

And proximity to real cities.

All of which have real universities with honest intellectual pursuits and athletic programs with actual athletic achievements. 

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Quite a stat, if accurate.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I revere Meat Pimp.

 

After writing the above, I went back to look at the picture to see if I could figure out what Hey Dudes are. Failure there, but I did notice something almost holy about Meat Pimp.

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The crotch of his jeans is like the Shroud of Turin; a permanent record imprinted in denim of the unearthly beams of ethereal light emanating from the sacred gonads. All must go to their knees before them.

If you squint hard enough, you can see Jesus on the crotch

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I revere Meat Pimp.

 

After writing the above, I went back to look at the picture to see if I could figure out what Hey Dudes are. Failure there, but I did notice something almost holy about Meat Pimp.

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The crotch of his jeans is like the Shroud of Turin; a permanent record imprinted in denim of the unearthly beams of ethereal light emanating from the sacred gonads. All must go to their knees before them.

shoes, they are "shoes"

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they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty

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and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

And proximity to real cities.

Of which, Austin is one and is closer to two of the other 3.  But hey they can claim Houston, though their comfort level is mostly the halo of suburbs outside the beltway. 

4 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I have never heard of these. Sperry's for the yutes?

they are big in areas outside large cities.

don't wear them, just asking for foot/ankle issues and they give you no support.

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13 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

I have never heard of these. Sperry's for the yutes?

Less youths, more rednecky. Kind of like the Salt Life to their Vineyard Vines.

On 2/28/2024 at 9:40 AM, RomaVicta said:

Here's a tidbit from Texags. More to come, I'm sure:

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The problems with building a powerhouse that's the envy of your conference and country is that A&M will come poaching all your staff with their huge money and facilitiesfacilitiesfacilities and traditions. Everybody wants a program like Billy Napier's program.

 

Mike Elko hired 5 coaches that were not brought over from Duke or already on the aggy staff. He watched the 2023 Florida Gators go 5-7 and still decided that 40% of these new hires, as well as his Director of Recruiting, needed to come from this program. I'm sure this will be fine.

26 minutes ago, NoName said:

shoes, they are "shoes"

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they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty

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and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal

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Of all of the stupid tangents, this one is the dumbest. No one should be giving a flying fuck about the quality and care of some random aggie goober's shoes, or how that potential shoe choice relates to American politics as sided up through clothing choices. This is all a new level of stupid. 

 

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16 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Of all of the stupid tangents, this one is the dumbest. No one should be giving a flying fuck about the quality and care of some random aggie goober's shoes, or how that potential shoe choice relates to American politics as sided up through clothing choices. This is all a new level of stupid. 

 

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ill also bring it back to making fun of Aggies via screenshots then:

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Le'Veon Moss, supposedly.

 

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1 hour ago, NoName said:

shoes, they are "shoes"

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they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty

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and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal

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Are those like dress crocs?

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

If you squint hard enough, you can see Jesus on the crotch

Hey now

Quit making fun of hey dudes.  Hell even the show was magic.  I'll never forget my first exposure to Christine Taylor

 

2 hours ago, NoName said:

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ill also bring it back to making fun of Aggies via screenshots then:

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He hasn’t heard anything negative from Looch about Wiggy. Who could have predicted that?

On 2/27/2024 at 10:59 AM, Park Gothic said:

I respect the hustle, but would prefer to just pick meat pimp's mom.

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Also, I'm pretty sure dude has doubled up on your No. 4 and No. 1 - confidence goes a long way.

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Every, single, 4H and FFA kid dresses like this. Honestly, I’d be worried if a meat judge was wearing a Rhoback and New Balances. 

5 hours ago, NoName said:

shoes, they are "shoes"

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they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty

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and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal

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I have them, I love them, and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. I wear those fuckers everywhere. 

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22 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I have them, I love them, and I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. I wear those fuckers everywhere. 

On brand

6 hours ago, NoName said:

shoes, they are "shoes"

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they may not actually be hey dudes, but they are certainly close. maybe these, but dirty

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and yes, i know Quinn Ewers did a Hey Dudes NIL deal

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I'm looking forward to the Salute Your Shorts NIL deal.

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6 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

 

I’d bet good money some aggy has made inquiries about putting a hit on this guy.

14 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I’d bet good money some aggy has made inquiries about putting a hit on this guy.

With Buccees coupons and free drinks at the Dixie Chicken 

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

I’d bet good money some aggy has made inquiries about putting a hit on this guy.

We all know how that would turn out. They’d just Gillooly the fuck out of it.

Ha. That’s great. I read it all and after all that he’s like look man there’s no way they only lose only one game they might actually lose one more.

21 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

If you squint hard enough, you can see Jesus on the crotch

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55 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:

That's a lot of words to say we are going to be good.

His coked out ramblings have reached a fever pitch. I could barely tell which team he was talking about half the time. 

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23 hours ago, Getafix said:

Quite a stat, if accurate.

A&M's last football national championship is closer to the reign of the final Mughal emperor than to the present day.

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