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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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18 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

coincidently enough this math checks out 

Yes. Coincidentally, I can do math. And English. I went to Texas.

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Faxinating.

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Uh...

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Bottom feeders, I tell you! That guy has no creditability! I went to college!

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Of course, the Aggies fall under "other than bottom feeders."

 

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Stop sucking, dumbass. Yes, when you're so sorry that you are barely ranked or not ranked, a lot of the teams you face will be ranked higher than you. You will no doubt struggle more with your schedule than we will with ours. Miss State, Michigan State, and Arizona State all feel your pain.

The ag poster who linked the CFN article conveniently failed to mention the team that CFN (quite understandably) thinks will be aggy's most difficult opponent -- Texas.  Yep, tougher than Notre Dame or LSU or any of the other SECSECSEC opponents on aggy's schedule.  That had to stick in his craw.

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6 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

I think this is what he was actually wearing. Maroon blazer. Check. Many regrets. Check.

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12 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Did he ever coach with Rumlin?

Nope. Just ate him.

Just now, Horn117 said:

Nope. Just ate him.

I’m not sure that looks like “food weight. Looks more like “booze” weight.

I mean mcneese state or defending national champ Michigan’s.  Fuck it’s a toss up 

14 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I’m not sure that looks like “food weight. Looks more like “booze” weight.

To an alcoholic, booze IS food. 

I think this is what he was actually wearing. Maroon blazer. Check. Many regrets. Check.
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After realizing what he’s signed up for

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10 hours ago, Wishbone said:
10 hours ago, Horn117 said:

Nope. Just ate him.

I’m not sure that looks like “food weight. Looks more like “booze” weight.

eating Rumlin would be adding booze weight.

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Don't schedule FCS schools and people might respect your schedule a little bit more.

“Creditability”?????

I love how they gloss over the fact they have McNeese on their schedule.

That counts as a loss by the fact it is on their schedule.

 

Edit:  Wrong thread.

 

 

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22 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

 

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I mean AI couldn't create a more perfect "middle aged aggy".  His mouth needs to be open a little more and he's missing the maroon Columbia fishing shirt

14 hours ago, hookemATL said:

To an alcoholic, booze IS food. 

damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

lack of defined chin and neck?  Check!

Traditional aggie sloped forehead?  Check!

1 minute ago, Enchubben said:

lack of defined chin and neck?  Check!

Traditional aggie sloped forehead?  Check!

Dopey, pig-eyed stare? Check!

Do they really think that the statesman and bohls are just mouthpieces of our athletics program?

30 minutes ago, deft said:

Do they really think that the statesman and bohls are just mouthpieces of our athletics program?

Yes, yes they do.  BOMC out front should have told you.

Good lord. The takeaways from that thread of idiocy are:

1. They appear to believe that the AAS is a Texas fan site. 

2. They may be unaware that the transfer portal/NIL impact in college football can lead to situations where a team can add multiple players likely to be drafted in a single offseason. Just spitballing, but maybe 15 won’t actually be that crazy of a number in the future. And maybe Nick Saban’s past, under completely different circumstances, isn’t all that relevant?

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“Saban had 10 player drafted once”……well we just had 11, so…

9 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

“Saban had 10 player drafted once”……well we just had 11, so…

And that was when they were buying the top of the prospects at every position against a handful of programs that were attempting the same. NIL “killed the radio CFB star”.

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Going to be much more hilarious when they play like they did against Appalachian State this year.

“Saban had 10 player drafted once”……well we just had 11, so…

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4 minutes ago, 12 Year Decision said:

From today’s “Lunch with Liucci”…

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The "line waiting on Johnny...

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Moves the needle in and out of his arm. 

aggy doesn’t even realize that even playing them on the road, actually brings our strength of schedule down.

Hook’em!!!

On 4/27/2024 at 8:10 AM, JesusSweatDuck said:

For some reason I seem to remember playing Alabama 

 

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So, there is good film on our guys because we play in a weak conference? 

It would blow these morons' minds to discover that our SOS last year was higher than most of the SEC, including them.

Fucking idiots.

They focus on the difficulty if the top half of teams’ schedules. They need to begin paying attention to how difficult the bottom half, or especially bottom quarter, of the schedules compare. 
 

they can shit on Wyoming or a depleted Michigan all they want, the fact is these non con teams are much better than Lamar and mcneese 

We could play Georgia, Bama, Ohio State, Michigan, ND, Oregon, Clemson, aggy, Arkansas, ousux, Kentucky, Ole Miss and they would cry that we only have 1 tough game all season - them. 

They're morons for a reason 

50 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

…they can shit on Wyoming or a depleted Michigan all they want, the fact is these non con teams are much better than Lamar and mcneese 

They’re such complete pussies for their non conference schedules every single year. Just cowards.

it's a daily whipsaw from those fuckers....

"the league gave them a cakewalk schedule"

"they are going to roast in the weekly grind"

WHICH THE FUCK IS IT YOU FUCKING IMBECILES?

You want we should freeze or get down on the ground?

Meanin to say, if'n we freeze, we can't rightly drop.

And if'n we drop, We a-gonna be in motion?!

okay, then

They won’t shut up until we start beating them again. Fate would have it they’re back on the schedule this year. 
 

aggy right is oscillating between not SEC ready and anything can happen on any given Saturday. It feels like a classic aggy wounded animal match up in November.

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59 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They won’t shut up until we start beating them again. Fate would have it they’re back on the schedule this year. 

Apparently you have forgotten what playing them was like. 

THEY’LL NEVER SHUT UP!

If we lose to them: they won’t shut up. If we beat them: they won’t shut up. If a meteor strikes: they won’t shut up. They’re the most annoying fanbase in America. Everyone hates them.

We should have only agreed to join the SEC if we never had to play them again. This is equivalent to agreeing to having regularly scheduled root canals, except the dentist will constantly make us chew on chunks of ice while our mouths are healing. 

7 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Apparently you have forgotten what playing them was like. 

THEY’LL NEVER SHUT UP!

If we lose to them: they won’t shut up. If we beat them: they won’t shut up. If a meteor strikes: they won’t shut up. They’re the most annoying fanbase in America. Everyone hates them.

We should have only agreed to join the SEC if we never had to play them again. This is equivalent to agreeing to having regularly scheduled root canals, except the dentist will constantly make us chew on chunks of ice while our mouths are healing. 

This was never going to happen. TV wants the game. 

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

They won’t shut up until we start beating them again. Fate would have it they’re back on the schedule this year. 
 

aggy right is oscillating between not SEC ready and anything can happen on any given Saturday. It feels like a classic aggy wounded animal match up in November.

They. Never. Shut. Up. Ever.

8 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

it's a daily whipsaw from those fuckers....

"the league gave them a cakewalk schedule"

"they are going to roast in the weekly grind"

WHICH THE FUCK IS IT YOU FUCKING IMBECILES?

You want we should freeze or get down on the ground?

Meanin to say, if'n we freeze, we can't rightly drop.

And if'n we drop, We a-gonna be in motion?!

okay, then

As a former TCU fan, the “week in, week out” grind is the talking point that is the most idiotic. Since their renaissance in the early 2000s, TCU heard that every year. And they had success in every conference, up to and including a win in the CFP. 

Yes, the top of the SECX3 is good. So is the top of every other conference, especially the P4.  SECX3 has bottom feeders that let you catch your breath like every other conference. And a bunch of teams in the middle just like every other conference. 
 

The best proof of this is how programs do when they move conferences. Successful programs do well in whatever conference they’re in. Utah is the best example of that kind of program.
 

Mediocre programs are mediocre in any conference. Guess who exhibit A is here?  That’s right, TAMU. They have been a good, but not great team, in every conference, every decade, every era of CFB. They are who they are. And they will continue to be what they are. Mediocre. 

I watched the Washington game sitting next to Manziel at the Cosmopolitan Casino in Las Vegas. He was s**** faced, chain smoking cigarettes in one hand, 2 different vapes in his other hand. Had a comment about every play. Was betting against Texas but had a lot of positive things to say actually. 

18 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We just can't HELLO ourselves. 

Bullshit!!

Hello!!!!

Just now, BurntEyes said:

Bullshit!!

Hello!!!!

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