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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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I took a couple moments this morning to write a short story about culture. I hope you'll enjoy.

 

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You know early on I thought aggy was gonna suck this year.  But the more I read. The more I’m worried.  They have me convinced this year may be their year. 
 

I mean they got rid of the crappy players in the portal and reloaded with hungry lunch pail fcs talent.   Sleeping giant 

This is the most difficult time of the year to have aggy coworkers and colleagues. They’re high on the roller coaster without threat of losing a game. Any constructive dialogue about football is impossible. 

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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

This is the most difficult time of the year to have aggy coworkers and colleagues. They’re high on the roller coaster without threat of losing a game. Any constructive dialogue about football is impossible. 

Something I’ve enjoyed doing recently is mentioning that Texas State and UTSA will probably make it into the CFP before the aggies.  When they start to argue, bring up the rule for G5 teams, and then offer to place a bet on it.  They won’t, and it shuts them up.  Plus the look on their face when it dawns on them that it is a very real possibility is priceless. 

1 hour ago, Spoetzl said:

Texas State and UTSA will probably make it into the CFP before the aggies.

I approve this message. It cannot be repeated too much.

The fact that they’re so weird actually gives them perpetual hope. The new coach either “goes against the grain” and makes them modern and cool (Sumlin) or he’s “old school” and takes them “back to the days of Junction.” Hard nosed, take no bullshit.

They can vacillate between those two constantly and convince themselves each time that it’s true.

The 2%ers get it. It's just when they say something the 98% retarded population gets in the fetal position. 

2%ers vs 98%ers

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7 hours ago, Chopper said:

I took a couple moments this morning to write a short story about culture. I hope you'll enjoy.

 

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allow me to retort

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20 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

You know early on I thought aggy was gonna suck this year.  But the more I read. The more I’m worried.  They have me convinced this year may be their year. 
 

I mean they got rid of the crappy players in the portal and reloaded with hungry lunch pail fcs talent.   Sleeping giant 

 

I can see an aggy football player's forearm out my window, and I'm all the way in Austin.

Doomed.

 

20 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

This is the most difficult time of the year to have aggy coworkers and colleagues. They’re high on the roller coaster without threat of losing a game. Any constructive dialogue about football is impossible. 

 

They're like a cokehead who just scored an 8-ball.

But we all know how that night will end.

 

41 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

They're like a cokehead who just scored an 8-ball.

But we all know how that night will end.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Deej said:

 

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If I didn't know who this was, I'd probably think it's the guy that Ed Norton's character in American History X was based on.

9 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

 

If I didn't know who this was, I'd probably think it's the guy that Ed Norton's character in American History X was based on.

 

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59 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

context?

 

 

The only context you need is the text in white at the top left corner of the screenshot. 

8 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Does this guy have an aggy tattoo?

You don’t need one with a mug like that.

Arch and his family are using his name and talent to get big name receivers??? How dare they 

aggy would be crowing about how great they were if Arch was playing for them and actually doing that shit. 

Does this guy have an aggy tattoo?

He has a longhorn tattoo
The Longhorns got a break when the SEC schedule-makers rolled out the red carpet with a slate that includes true road games at Vanderbilt, Arkansas and rival Texas A&M.


Let that sink in, Gomer….
1 hour ago, MirrOlure said:

The Longhorns got a break when the SEC schedule-makers rolled out the red carpet with a slate that includes true road games at Vanderbilt, Arkansas and rival Texas A&M.

 

Someone doesn't understand the rivalries with aggy and Arkansas.

And the SEC didn't do us any favors by giving us Georgia the week after the RRS.

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

 

Someone doesn't understand the rivalries with aggy and Arkansas.

And the SEC didn't do us any favors by giving us Georgia the week after the RRS.

Florida, Arky, Kentucky, Aggy is a sneaky tough 4 game stretch to close out the year. 

On 5/20/2024 at 7:23 AM, TexArcher said:

 

They're like a cokehead who just scored an 8-ball.

But we all know how that night will end.

 

we're on meth. the night never ends.

14 hours ago, Napoleon said:

Wondering if there has been any whining about dropping out of this preseason Top 25.

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They are thinking 9-3 to 10-2, with the possibility of more wins. 

ESPN doesn’t seem to see things the same way.

Espn doesn't understand the elk, and his culture change

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Florida, Arky, Kentucky, Aggy is a sneaky tough 4 game stretch to close out the year. 

It could be, especially with the games that proceed these. However, I fully expect to be playing a hammered, dog shit of a team in UF, given all their issues (not to mention arguably the hardest schedule next season.)

Ditto for pig. They'll have possibly fired their HC by the time we play. 

Kentucky is the one out of those 4 that would concern me if the team isn't hyper focused. They're a decent team with a game changer at WR (Barrion Brown) and DL (Deone Walker.) We can't get caught looking ahead to the public gang bang of aggy. 

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5 hours ago, bizzle said:

we're on meth. the night never ends.

Careful. OU will bite your dicks off for stealing their identity.

Florida, Arky, Kentucky, Aggy is a sneaky tough 4 game stretch to close out the year. 
Not sneaky at all if you really think about it. 2 teams that will likely be looking for a signature win to make the season a somewhat success, the other 2 will play us with religious fervor...as in fatwa. No other game will matter quite as much, and the fans and administration will make sure the coaches are aware.

I really thought we'd be done with these type games going to the SEC, but it might actually be worse. BloU may be entering slightly under the radar but we have a huge target on our backs after last season.
9 hours ago, Vertigo said:

Florida, Arky, Kentucky, Aggy is a sneaky tough 4 game stretch to close out the year. 

Looks pretty fucking easy to me

Looks pretty fucking easy to me
Coug high looked like an auto win on last year's schedule didn't it? How about the dirt burglars we beat 49-0 the year before and weren't exactly a rolling ball of butcher knives for the rest of their schedule..

Anything can happen in any game, that doesn’t mean that those teams aren’t all still shitty on paper.

8 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Anything can happen in any game, that doesn’t mean that those teams aren’t all still shitty on paper.

The game can go either way. And probably will.

12 hours ago, WBT said:

Looks pretty fucking easy to me

Florida has dudes, even if they are a trainwreck. Think Texas under Strong. We might lose to Kansas, but we will get up and beat Notre Dame in the same season. Texas is a game they will be up for. Arky is arky, but we always get the suicide bomber version of that team when we play. Then Kentucky will be a tough out, and based on how the season has gone with injuries, could be a really tough grind of a game. Aggy is probably putting every bit of allowable, and probably some not allowable, offseason work into our game already and will have 8-10 weeks of prep time or some stupid shit. 

It may not make a shit and we just outclass them all, but it just sets up for some really close late season games. 

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