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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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No one saw it coming. Every single year....

10 hours ago, Getafix said:

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@aggypedia

this should be the permanent header.... i made a few slight edits for syntax and style....  please retain original attribution for Tarp:

"The aggy mindset is that everything is always going according to plan, and aggy are always on the cusp of greatness.

Trying to explain to aggy that this is not the case usually results in the insider being shouted down for their negativity, and the outsider for being jealous of not being aggy.

Then, things go wrong, and there's always volcanic anger because aggy didn't see it coming."

Gomer every time they play us

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I love how anytime they lose, the umps/refs were against them 

I'm not some huge softball fan or anything, but something i know aggy will never understand   When i saw we lost Friday night, i immediately thought, "eh i guess we will just win the next two"    

They call it arrogance, but it's just how it is.

Edited by Mr. Drummond

39 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

I love how anytime they lose, the umps/refs were against them 

If anything we weren't getting key strike 3 calls. 

 

To be fair, even Coach White questioned their 16 seed, but that meant we had to beat a tougher team too.

Pooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrr   aaaaaaaaaaaggggggggyyyyyyyyyysss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂

Those bubble makers make some noise.  It’s not loud, but I don’t see a threshold in the statute up there.  Go ahead and confiscate those since we are worried about what the fans are doing. 

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59 minutes ago, Chopper said:

They call her Sybian.

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If I were stranded on a desert island and she was the only thing within 500 miles, I would figure out a way to fuck a coconut. 

They call her javorskie.
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Not a forum screenshot, but found some good gold on Twitter amongst the softball discourse.
 

 

All you have to reply with is “Johnny?” Their MFng claim to fame is a shit show.

Hook’em!!!

1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

If I were stranded on a desert island and she was the only thing within 500 miles, I would figure out a way to fuck a coconut. 

You may not have the roles of fucker and fuckee quite right, my friend.

Someone remind me of Ricky's history of trouble with the law. Or does aggy consider the NFL drug policy the law?

And yes:

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2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

Not a forum screenshot, but found some good gold on Twitter amongst the softball discourse.
 

 

Don't they know that no one believes their ridiculous boasts?  I guess not.

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Their athletes are certainly not like Vince Young or Ricky Williams

5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

If I were stranded on a desert island and she was the only thing within 500 miles, I would figure out a way to fuck a coconut. 

I would bide my time for 6 to 12 months and then once she’s dropped 60 to 80 lbs, I’d swoop in and hit it. 
 

#PlayingTheLongGame

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1 minute ago, Napoleon said:

I would bide my time for 6 to 12 months and then once she’s dropped 60 to 80 lbs, I’d swoop in and hit it. 
 

#PlayingTheLongGame

I’d wait until the hunger pangs were unbearable and I’d separated enough salt from the sea, then gut her with a conch shell and left off of the cured carcass for months until rescued. 

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36 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’d wait until the hunger pangs were unbearable and I’d separated enough salt from the sea, then gut her with a conch shell and left off of the cured carcass for months until rescued. 

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9 hours ago, Focht Up said:

I love how anytime they lose, the umps/refs were against them 

Don't read our gamethread when we play in baseball

13 hours ago, Focht Up said:

I love how anytime they lose, the umps/refs were against them 

Ummm...

14 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Umps/refs are against us win or lose, so there!

I have seen some of that on this board before and I mean OUTSIDE of this thread. 🤷‍♂️💩🚽

22 hours ago, Focht Up said:

I love how anytime they lose, the umps/refs were against them 

If nothing is ever your fault, you never have any improvements to make.  

21 hours ago, Chopper said:

They call her Sybian.

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photo credit to @Grimas

 

 

Did she eat the lineup card?

I love how if their softball team went 0-whatever they wouldn’t care but since they had a successful season it ruins them because they had to play and lose to Texas.  

22 hours ago, Chopper said:

They call her Sybian.

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Imagine being proud to wear this uniform drawn up in Ms paint by a 6 year old

Our road through the special season will be filled with wonderful surprises and beautiful places! You can see them now! Everybody is jealous of us! 

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After the season, another decrepit ruin of unfounded confidence and sense of importance are all that remain.

 

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Elko is the King of Potemkin World.

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And such a snappy dresser! (The above is how he appeared at his intro do Duke. He's come a long way, hasn't he?)

13 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

clickety clack

I agree. Going 8-4 is really, really special from the perspective of keeping the mediocrity trend going. Kinda like seeing Khris Davis hit .247 four years in a row. Special to see, but doesn't amount to anything meaningful.

landing 5* receivers has absolutely nothing to do with a program having just sent receivers to the league in high rounds, a program about to send a qb in round 1, that also has a manning following.

no, it has nothing to do with the program and ONLY MUST BE bags

12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

landing 5* receivers has absolutely nothing to do with a program having just sent receivers to the league in high rounds, a program about to send a qb in round 1, that also has a manning following.

no, it has nothing to do with the program and ONLY MUST BE bags

Also... Lockett not choosing to play in Klein's offense...

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

landing 5* receivers has absolutely nothing to do with a program having just sent receivers to the league in high rounds, a program about to send a qb in round 1, that also has a manning following.

no, it has nothing to do with the program and ONLY MUST BE bags

I would not care if it is just all bags. As long as we develop every single one of the three into first rounders since that would mean we are wining something.

Thought gomer had more cash than anyone??? What happened? Oh that's right,  they went all in on one recruiting class and blew it. 

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