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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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18 hours ago, Hank Chinaski said:

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TIL that people think A&M is weird because they are such rabid and passionate fans, and that soon people will think that Texas is weird because our fans are not as rabid and passionate. This whole time I have been misguided on why exactly people think Aggies are weird. So glad Texags could clear that up for me. 

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3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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They must have really kicked ass in the SEC after getting out from under the boot of Texas . . .

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One of my faves ... volume on, please. 

(The person giggling in the background ... 🤣  🤣  🤣.)

 

 

 

19 minutes ago, alincoln said:

They must have really kicked ass in the SEC after getting out from under the boot of Texas . . .

Yeah, they’ve won every game against the Horns since their 100 Year Decision!

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

I relish the total lack of self-awareness from the school whose campus resembles a soviet siberian petrocity, and can't recognize their own unique blend of communism and fascism

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In aggyland, a "hooding" ceremony takes on a whole new meaning. 

I’ll be honest. I don’t really see aggy as a rival. Rivals generally are good competitive programs with a decent history of winning and has a relevance in the sport. aggy is none of them so I wouldn’t classify them as a rival. 
 

just a school focused on cocks with male cheerleaders dancing to Taylor swift with a meat judging team 

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No stupid videos here, our announcement video is all about us making the SEC better.

4 hours ago, ousux said:

Too bad this is way too long for message board geniuses

We're soviet Russia and the CCP now!

The marines are looking for a few good men, unfortunately aggy ewe ain't it.

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On 5/30/2024 at 5:45 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

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It’s like the outofstate douche doesn’t remember that they later admitted to have been negotiating with the SEC a year before the PAC thing happened. They were acting in bad faith, as aggy always does. 

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No stupid videos here, our announcement video is all about us making the SEC better.

Well basically yes. For football only, Texas is probably the only school, like Notre Dame, that could just go independent and survive. The move to the SEC was about the landscape shifting and getting more TV money.

We will not come into the SEC, like aggy, kissing the conference ring.

Hook’em!!!
20 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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It’s when I see a post like this that I yearn for a surly reaction option of “WTF?”, instead of the usual Hook’Em, laugh, or middle finger. 

If the rest of the old “army” crowd is half as insane as the “Colonel” we have a real problem in our state healthcare system.

Thoughts and prayers to Texas retirement home employees. 

2 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

It’s when I see a post like this that I yearn for a surly reaction option of “WTF?”, instead of the usual Hook’Em, laugh, or middle finger. 

Yes, with the demise of the “prepare your anus” reaction emoji, the “wtf” reaction is definitely the glaring deficiency. @immamac

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If the rest of the old “army” crowd is half as insane as the “Colonel” we have a real problem in our state healthcare system.

Thoughts and prayers to Texas retirement home employees. 

I have known a few aggy Marines who actually served.  They all seemed to gain some perspective and none of them acted like aggy was military school.   That poster is 100% stolen valor.   

5 hours ago, msucolt45 said:


Well basically yes. For football only, Texas is probably the only school, like Notre Dame, that could just go independent and survive. The move to the SEC was about the landscape shifting and getting more TV money.

We will not come into the SEC, like aggy, kissing the conference ring.

Hook’em!!!

This is something not many in the SEC understand. The Texas brand has nothing to do with conference affliation. The only team that is probably on that level in the SEC is Alabama. Every other team derives their brand from being in the SEC. OU is probably in the same boat as us, but I think going to the SEC might actually hurt their brand moving forward.

The Texas Longhorns have a brand/image that is not only recognized nationally but worldwide. aggy would love to have a third of that.

Hook’em!!!

47 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

This is something not many in the SEC understand. The Texas brand has nothing to do with conference affliation. The only team that is probably on that level in the SEC is Alabama. Every other team derives their brand from being in the SEC. OU is probably in the same boat as us, but I think going to the SEC might actually hurt their brand moving forward.

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4 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

This is something not many in the SEC understand. The Texas brand has nothing to do with conference affliation. The only team that is probably on that level in the SEC is Alabama. Every other team derives their brand from being in the SEC. OU is probably in the same boat as us, but I think going to the SEC might actually hurt their brand moving forward.

OU is broke as fuck compared to us, they are not in the same boat at all.

5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

OU is broke as fuck compared to us, they are not in the same boat at all.

I wasn't talking about money, I was talking about brand. OU is a national brand.

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Idk I’m no businessman but I think brands and money are pretty intertwined. They sure as shit couldn’t survive as an independent to the degree we could. 

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Idk I’m no businessman but I think brands and money are pretty intertwined. They sure as shit couldn’t survive as an independent to the degree we could. 

You would think there was more money in meth, but I guess not. 

On 5/31/2024 at 11:37 AM, Hagbard Celine said:

I relish the total lack of self-awareness from the school whose campus resembles a soviet siberian petrocity, and can't recognize their own unique blend of communism and fascism

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What the hall am I looking at? Had it not been for the Texas flag in the background I would have thought this was some throwback German ww2 rally.

6 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

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I plotted with the latest data for teams that show up in the top 20 for either AP top 25 ranking or AP top 5 ranking. Maybe not unsurprisingly, there is an almost complete overlap with only 21 teams making up either of the two top 20 lists. The two teams that show up in only 1 list are aggy (20 in top 25 and 21 in top 5) and Michigan State (22 in top 25 and 19 in top 5) If I do top 25 list, then there is more scatter with 60 teams showing on either top 25 lists with Army being a major outlier at 60th in top 25 and 23rd in top 5 rankings. We are clearly in the top 8 but are sharing the 7-8 spots with Nebraska. We need to up those rookie numbers.

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What the hall am I looking at? Had it not been for the Texas flag in the background I would have thought this was some throwback German ww2 rally.

They also fly Chilean flags
15 hours ago, Vertigo said:

What the hall am I looking at? Had it not been for the Texas flag in the background I would have thought this was some throwback German ww2 rally.

It is. 

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I like how A&M is right below Clemson. Their close losses to Clemson were some of the Aggies' best wins of the last 10 years.

21 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

they REALLY want to carry torches instead of candles

Imagine aggy being the master race.

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This is a master class in propaganda for a kid who weighs 115 and has 8 games under his belt and got hurt by lower level  competition. 

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Also scourton an edge fills the loss of two dt’s in the portal

10 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Also scourton an edge fills the loss of two dt’s in the portal

Stupid sip, he can start over the ball with no other defenders next to him. 

2 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This is a master class in propaganda for a kid who weighs 115 and has 8 games under his belt and got hurt by lower level  competition. 

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38 minutes ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

Also scourton an edge fills the loss  of two dt’s in the portal

WRONG!!

He fills the lost of two DTs.

7 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This is a master class in propaganda for a kid who weighs 115 and has 8 games under his belt and got hurt by lower level  competition. 

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Weigman is not small. He’s just behind the worst line in the SEC.

Scournton being unblockable might be an issue for the team trying to block him.  Who have they been playing against this spring?

6 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Stupid sip, he can start over the ball with no other defenders next to him. 

 

The juxtaposition between “Texas will not be able to handle the rabid fanbases and pure hatred in the SEC” and “why doesn’t Texas wanna be our bff?!?” will always be funny to me.

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Weigman is not small. He’s just behind the worst line in the SEC.

I meant he's small since he doesn't do anything other than nurse injuries instead of activities. I do think he's something like 6'0" in reality or very close to it. He's not the listed 6'2" he's listed at. 

9 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This is a master class in propaganda for a kid who weighs 115 and has 8 games under his belt and got hurt by lower level  competition. 

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"Scourton is unblockable!"

"Who have you seen trying to block him?"

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"Scourton is unblockable!"

"Who have you seen trying to block him?"

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But at least he covers up "the lost" of Walter Nolen.

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11 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

This is a master class in propaganda for a kid who weighs 115 and has 8 games under his belt and got hurt by lower level  competition. 

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37 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

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Jerry Seinfeld hasn't aged well. 

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I guess Paawwll couldn’t have just called out the dumbass on the SECN or he’d never come back. PF’s reaction was priceless!

Hook’em!!!

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31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Yeah, there's zero fucking chance that actually happened.  I don't understand why these fucking weirdos have to make up interactions like this.  His wife must be fucking ugly if he's making up talking to two coeds while they're on vacation.  If they're even on vacation for that matter.

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That made-up vacation story about the UGA coeds is classic aggy.  It's only missing the aggy family showing the lost girls back to their hotel. 

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