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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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6 hours ago, Rudiger said:

Also used by the Beastie Boys in Paul Revere. They were decidedly not Aggies. 

I said Howdy he said hi.  

image.png.0f9b7613d1b9e79d61d371fa76ac2e77.pngThis place is slippin, we had Figurelli outed almost immediately, who are these clowns, they need their 5 minutes of fame/ infamy.

Need some Thujone dicks going in and out of those mouths, Liucci style. 

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2 hours ago, SuckitKevin said:

image.png.0f9b7613d1b9e79d61d371fa76ac2e77.pngThis place is slippin, we had Figurelli outed almost immediately, who are these clowns, they need their 5 minutes of fame/ infamy.

I'm shocked they haven't been outed yet. Even the twitterverse is coming up short

Longhorn plants.  Holy fuck. That’s next level flat earth 5g bullshit 

2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It's actually Eric Nahlin and Justin Wells

The only thing we know for sure is that neither one is Ketch 

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

The only thing we know for sure is that neither one is Ketch 

The lack of a funnel cake in either's hands is a tell.

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

The only thing we know for sure is that neither one is Ketch 

Not far behind in the retardation, especially Wells. 

10 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I'm shocked they haven't been outed yet. Even the twitterverse is coming up short

When you live in Dime Box, can't afford the internet, and still use a rotary phone...

31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Trash.

Fuck man. Aggy just aggying it all up this week. 

“Isn’t this why Sul Ross created Prairie View A&M? So we wouldn’t have to deal with this?”

/aggy

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Trash.

They should start Blaggie Muster on June 19th. Someone can read the names of the Black union soldiers Sul Ross executed when he was a Confederate officer. The audience can answer Fuck Sul Ross! after each name.

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Trash.

Honestly the guy's twitter profile is so predictable:

Child of the living God, son of the King, redeemed by Grace. Acts 16:30-31. Usually silly, sometimes serious. Post tenebras lux. Pronouns: F-22/Raptor

 

Honestly his whole twitter feed is something...else. 

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On 6/14/2024 at 9:46 AM, Mitch Cumsteen said:

 

 

C Wiggy gonna be in a wheelchair on draft day with that offensive line.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Honestly the guy's twitter profile is so predictable:

Child of the living God, son of the King, redeemed by Grace. Acts 16:30-31. Usually silly, sometimes serious. Post tenebras lux. Pronouns: F-22/Raptor

 

Honestly his whole twitter feed is something...else. 

Wait, his handle is aggiesneverquit?  

Didn't they back out of the Gator Bowl a couple years ago? 

7 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Honestly the guy's twitter profile is so predictable:

Child of the living God, son of the King, redeemed by Grace. Acts 16:30-31. Usually silly, sometimes serious. Post tenebras lux. Pronouns: F-22/Raptor

 

Honestly his whole twitter feed is something...else. 

sounds like the typical aggy

7 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

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lol! Classic Jim Carrey. There was some good shit on In Living Color.

Fire Marshall Bill

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37 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Wait, his handle is aggiesneverquit?  

Didn't they back out of the Gator Bowl a couple years ago? 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

They should start Blaggie Muster on June 19th. Someone can read the names of the Black union soldiers Sul Ross executed when he was a Confederate officer. The audience can answer Fuck Sul Ross! after each name.


Don't forget the Comanche women and children  massacred at the Battle of the Pease river. 

2 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Wait, his handle is aggiesneverquit?  

Didn't they back out of the Gator Bowl a couple years ago? 

aggiesneverquit running the clock when they're down 11 scores in the 3rd quarter

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4 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Honestly the guy's twitter profile is so predictable:

Child of the living God, son of the King, redeemed by Grace. Acts 16:30-31. Usually silly, sometimes serious. Post tenebras lux. Pronouns: F-22/Raptor

would've taken your word for it...

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Isn't the white man grand? 

Respect to @Randolph Duke for looking all that stuff up. 

Fuck you for potentially summoning that imbalanced piece of shit here. 

32 minutes ago, satyanash said:

would've taken your word for it...

I’m no altruist. I suffer, you people suffer. 

4 hours ago, Scholz said:

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Spoiler that shit. aggy lurkers will piss themselves. 

Trash.

Gone now. Summary? Exactly what I’d expect from aggy with internet access on Juneteenth?
3 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Look at this coked out MFer

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Nothing to see, just a few of alpha males sucking on a cock... tail.

 

Lulz.

 

The original post, and the punchline ... wow.  Bravo.

 

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On 6/15/2024 at 11:35 PM, Spider2YBanana said:

I wonder how many aggy fans visit this site, see their insane ramblings and still can't self reflect on their stupidity?

none

for them, the surl is like trying to land on venus

we're still waiting on telco ag's data dump that he promised 12 years ago, and he was the last one that openly made the attempt

11 hours ago, deft said:


Gone now. Summary? Exactly what I’d expect from aggy with internet access on Juneteenth?

Something like "I shit on this nonsense" on a Juneteenth post 

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Something like "I shit on this nonsense" on a Juneteenth post 

I think it was I took a dump today for Juneteenth, like the piece of human garbage they are. 

It was obviously just sips pretending to be ags to ruin the ags' good name, ya stoopid sip!

 

1 hour ago, utee94 said:

It was obviously just sips pretending to be ags to ruin the ags' good name, ya stoopid sip!

 

One of the responses was exactly this

Their entire fanbase needs to breathe into a paper bag for awhile. 

They really got us with the real UT thing. I can hardly stand it. I may die in the coming days.

10 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Their entire fanbase needs to breathe into a paper bag for awhile. 

They really got us with the real UT thing. I can hardly stand it. I may die in the coming days.

You’re absolutely reeling!

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They are playing for their 1st title in 90 fucking years and they can only think about Texas.

I feel really bad now. I didn’t know that what I previously thought were beautiful football and baseball stadiums were absolute dumps nor did I realize our #1 athletic dept was absolutely toxic. Dang.

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