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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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On 7/9/2022 at 8:49 AM, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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Because they did so well when they were in the conference, right? 🤣

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2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Once being a racist became fashionable they stopped using it as an insult

Nah, they still do, they just stopped using that particular one.

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

 

They put everyone on notice

4 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

Once being a racist became fashionable they stopped using it as an insult

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Hahaha dude mixed up Arch and some other QB

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On 7/8/2022 at 8:35 PM, GTX Horn said:

I’ve been to Kyle Field for several games in the past and it’s completely overrated as a “loud” stadium. It’s not nearly as loud as it’s hyped up to be.

HOW DID YOU FIND THE STADIUM THOUGH?!?!?!?!?!?

HOW DID YOU FIND THE STADIUM THOUGH?!?!?!?!?!?

A nice aggie gentleman took one look at OPs cigar and walked him there.

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When Texas is down, there's a lot of sentiment nationwide for us to return to elite status. Even if you don't like the Longhorns, you like seeing their games mean something. 

I imagine that there's a lot of the same sentiment for Tennessee. They have a great game day atmosphere for TV and times of high achievement.

Can you imagine anyone saying, "boy, I sure wish those Fightin' Texas Aggies would return to their traditional status as a national brand"? They are South Carolina or Michigan State. They can make themselves interesting for a while as an upstart, but their return to their normal mediocrity is lamented by no person.

They always anticipate their arrival at the top long before the never-realized fact. They are smug based on future projection. Remarkable cult. Tennessee is a scrub program. Why would anyone go to tu?

It's just us and Bama at the top!

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So.. 2023 national title run, 4D chess, never has been programs ahead of them in recruiting (self awareness alert), and they need to tweet more at Anthony Hill. Sounds like the world is returning to it's natural state. 

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In 1940, the world realized there was no way to thwart the aggy gridiron dynasty but to devise and implement the most elaborate conspiracy in human history. Everything that's happened on the world stage since then has been an orchestrated 4D chess move led by the dastardly Shorthorns. Pearl Harbor, the MLK assassination, the Iranian hostage crisis, 9/11 and COVID-19 simply had to happen in order to avoid an aggy natty run that otherwise would now be going on a century. It's all been so unfair. 

Aggies agree.

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It's why they communicate in a manly code understood only them.

It's hilarious how they mention all these programs being irrelevant or scrubs when that's exactly what they are.

20 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

So.. 2023 national title run, 4D chess, never has been programs ahead of them in recruiting (self awareness alert), and they need to tweet more at Anthony Hill. Sounds like the world is returning to it's natural state. 

They are also going to start making their own edits to tweet at players

5 minutes ago, MichaelDicksonFanClub said:

They are also going to start making their own edits to tweet at players

"Everyone make sure to tag and show him some love"

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So if Aggy isn't delivering on some of their 2022 promises, how in the hell are they keeping a lid on Nolen's dad?! You'd think he'd be all over the radio and YouTube bitching about it. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So if Aggy isn't delivering on some of their 2022 promises, how in the hell are they keeping a lid on Nolen's dad?! You'd think he'd be all over the radio and YouTube bitching about it. 

Because that would spoil the second payday he already has planned when Nolan hits the transfer portal. 

28 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Aggies agree.

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It's why they communicate in a manly code understood only them.

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aggy might consider that replacing Elko and Henson, two good likeable coaches, with absolute doghshit might have an effect on their recruiting efforts.

28 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

aggy might consider that replacing Elko and Henson, two good likeable coaches, with absolute doghshit might have an effect on their recruiting efforts.

don't care; got jimbo   / aggy

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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He called it. 
 

 

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

In 1940, the world realized there was no way to thwart the aggy gridiron dynasty but to devise and implement the most elaborate conspiracy in human history. Everything that's happened on the world stage since then has been an orchestrated 4D chess move led by the dastardly Shorthorns. Pearl Harbor, the MLK assassination, the Iranian hostage crisis, 9/11 and COVID-19 simply had to happen in order to avoid an aggy natty run that otherwise would now be going on a century. It's all been so unfair. 

Never forget Tupac's assassination.  

Im glad last years aggy class was so good. There is nothing better than aggy hubris followed by a massive collapse. Usually we have to wait until November to get this level of entertainment. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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I just love how they're convinced that they were doing everything "above board" to land their 2022 class and now everybody is cheating in reaction to that.

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"I want achievers like Leon"

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4 hours ago, texifornia said:

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This "desert fox" guy with the quote about the aggies going 8 - 4 for 28 of the last 30 years is a rare form of self awareness rarely seen in College Station...

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

"I want achievers like Leon"

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and by achievers like "Leon," he means mouth mother **ckers whose talk never comes close to their performance...quite typical of Aggie.

For every self away aggie there’s 162627173627 delusional dipshits that can’t understand why anyone would go to Austin when aggieland is on the cusp of winning a natty every year for the last 80 years 

Wait wait. We’re their main rival again? Odd. I’ve been told for 10 years they could care less about us while lsu and bama are their true rivals. Huh 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

For every self away aggie there’s 162627173627 delusional dipshits that can’t understand why anyone would go to Austin when aggieland is on the cusp of winning a natty every year for the last 80 years 

So, so true.  Aggie should change the name of the tackle box to "On the Cusp" field at Sleeping Giant Stadium...

Hey 18 year old kid have you decided on your future and what you’re gonna do.  
 

not yet I’m waiting to see how this pool party in college station with 20 other dudes plays out.  Then my heart will know 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Hey 18 year old kid have you decided on your future and what you’re gonna do.  
 

not yet I’m waiting to see how this pool party in college station with 20 other dudes plays out.  Then my heart will know 

Don’t forgot the 7 on 7 participation trophies along with burgers and hot dogs for the kids, steaks for the adults. 
 

They’re treating this shit like the end of the little league season party. Which makes perfect sense. They’re a little league program 

2 hours ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Im glad last years aggy class was so good. There is nothing better than aggy hubris followed by a massive collapse. Usually we have to wait until November to get this level of entertainment. 

and with the added benefit of the portal, NIL, tampering, and mercs our Novembers are going to be even better.

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Hey 18 year old kid have you decided on your future and what you’re gonna do.  
 

not yet I’m waiting to see how this pool party in college station with 20 other dudes plays out.  Then my heart will know 

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1 hour ago, Soccer Dudes Dad said:

and by achievers like "Leon," he means mouth mother **ckers whose talk never comes close to their performance...quite typical of Aggie.

Got that kind backwards didn't you?

1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Got that kind backwards didn't you?

Well shit, guess I did flub that one up.  Sux to get old...

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34 minutes ago, Soccer Dudes Dad said:

So, so true.  Aggie should change the name of the tackle box to "On the Cusp" field at Sleeping Giant Stadium...

The Precipice at Kyle Field

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