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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Fuck. They keep writing new stupid things.

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Schlossnagle (POS to the nickname maniacs in College Station) Coached the deciding game for the college NC a week ago. How much has the world changed since then?

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That's a business man for sure!

Now you know why they are stuck in perpetual mediocrity in their real lives.

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2 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Bunch of thick chulas at this sec party.  Paging Vic paging Vic 

That's what happens with free admission. 

7 minutes ago, Deej said:

That's what happens with free admission. 

To a Pitbull show.

On 6/28/2024 at 10:29 AM, AbeFroman said:

I saw aggy on twitter sending out apologies to Vol fans that their championship now has an asterisk on it.   They were being sincere and saying it is a tarnished title since Schloss threw the last two games. 

This is the level of dunces we're dealing with.

anyone with knoxville connections please report their response

11 minutes ago, Babytime said:

To a Pitbull show.

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22 hours ago, Horndog said:

There were incidents and accidents. There were hints and allegations.

“He sees angels in the architecture.”

This line takes on a whole other meaning in the context of aggies.

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Welcome to yokelville where homophobia increases your manful manliness quotient.

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This guy adds an astute observation.

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I get the feeling this guy wasn't a combat soldier but wants to sound as though he's on a recon in enemy territory.

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Same guy, very next post

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Black T shirt. No Aggie gear. Undercover in enemy territory risking heckling should he be found out. This is a land where nobody cares if you can't find the gigantic stadium. Nary a Howdy! Alone on a stealthy bike. Furtive. Coiled like a cobra. Barely got out. Area scoped out; ready for larger incursion in uniform. Iraq2xvet RTB but ready! 

Yeah, I can't really see this guy covering a sector from a rolling Humvee. (I saw Generation Kill, I think that is probably closer to action than ol' Two Times up there). Congressional Medal of Ugly for this guy (Yeah, I did some time in the 'Nam by seeing Full Metal Jacket.)

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I get the feeling this guy wasn't a combat soldier but wants to sound as though he's on a recon in enemy territory.

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Same guy, very next post

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Black T shirt. No Aggie gear. Undercover in enemy territory risking heckling should he be found out. This is a land where nobody cares if you can't find the gigantic stadium. Nary a Howdy! Alone on a stealthy bike. Furtive. Coiled like a cobra. Barely got out. Area scoped out; ready for larger incursion in uniform. Iraq2xvet RTB but ready! 

Yeah, I can't really see this guy covering a sector from a rolling Humvee. (I saw Generation Kill, I think that is probably closer to action than ol' Two Times up there). Congressional Medal of Ugly for this guy (Yeah, I did some time in the 'Nam by seeing Full Metal Jacket.)

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love how the guy builds up his story with "I didn't wanna go at first, but..." Then proceeds to share his riveting black op in captivating detail. "Rode my bike there, bought a beer, left. Oh and there was a line for Pitbull."

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Welcome to yokelville where homophobia increases your manful manliness quotient.

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This guy adds an astute observation.

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I get the feeling this guy wasn't a combat soldier but wants to sound as though he's on a recon in enemy territory.

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Same guy, very next post

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Black T shirt. No Aggie gear. Undercover in enemy territory risking heckling should he be found out. This is a land where nobody cares if you can't find the gigantic stadium. Nary a Howdy! Alone on a stealthy bike. Furtive. Coiled like a cobra. Barely got out. Area scoped out; ready for larger incursion in uniform. Iraq2xvet RTB but ready! 

Yeah, I can't really see this guy covering a sector from a rolling Humvee. (I saw Generation Kill, I think that is probably closer to action than ol' Two Times up there). Congressional Medal of Ugly for this guy (Yeah, I did some time in the 'Nam by seeing Full Metal Jacket.)

I am sure belly crawled right past the port-a-potties, did a combat roll under the guard gate and road blocks, and skirted the walls on his way to the bud light tent. All the time prepared to call in air support in case Sip captured him and sent him to re-education camp. 

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I hope he asked a Longhorn fan for help getting to the Pitbull concert and they gave him wrong directions.

I fail to see the problem here. Every fanbase wants its teams to dominate. We're just open about it.

A lot of chips on peoples' shoulders in response to a simple little video celebrating coming to the SEC.

It's okay. We'll knock 'em off.

They really need to stop listening to Aggies.

9 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

They're big mad and I'm loving it

It's impressive that they managed to be offended by that video. Not surprising, given their ability to be offended by anything, but still impressive. 

5 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

It's impressive that they managed to be offended by that video. Not surprising, given their ability to be offended by anything, but still impressive. 

Tenn fans are being just as big of bitches.  Kinda funny, but I didn't expect them to be so much like aggy

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8 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

First reply

 

sips just don't understand how to do a proper, respectful welcome video.

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You're supposed to embarrass yourself & bring that big cuck energy. So much so that eventually you'll be trying to scrub the video from the internet and pretending it doesn't exist.

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2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

They're big mad and I'm loving it

 

 

Lulz ... they should call it Hall of 1-time CWS Finalist ... 

 

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2 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz ... they should call it "Hall of 1-time CWS Finalist that was due entirely to Coach Earley!!" 

 

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14 minutes ago, Foosters said:

 

Jimbo still gets that look every month when his check arrives. 

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Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

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So the idea is hey let’s use the strategy that got two atomic bombs dropped on Japan?

2 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

sips just don't understand how to do a proper, respectful welcome video.

https://streamable.com/zdou1v?src=player-page-share

You're supposed to embarrass yourself & bring that big cuck energy. So much so that eventually you'll be trying to scrub the video from the internet and pretending it doesn't exist.

I've seen this 100 times, and I still bust out laughing at this guy every time:

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If he's proposing that ags finally shut up and leave us alone, then I'm all in.  Great strategy, keep it up!  Punish us some more!

 

33 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

When they turn their backs on us at listeria field it won’t be lame as fuck because now it’s Mokusatzu which sounds really cool 

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13 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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confused GIF by South Park

Oh shit

we're like two steps away from aggy kamikazes

4 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Tenn fans are being just as big of bitches.  Kinda funny, but I didn't expect them to be so much like aggy

Try living in Knoxville for 20 years.  Par for the course.

4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

A lot of chips on peoples' shoulders in response to a simple little video celebrating coming to the SEC.

It's okay. We'll knock 'em off.

They really need to stop listening to Aggies.

They should know by now that the propaganda spread by the Aggies  is bullshit. 
Of course there will always be hate for the Great State of Texas from those tiny dick SEC hillbillies.

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Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

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41 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I've seen this 100 times, and I still bust out laughing at this guy every time:

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It’s inappropriate to point out their hypocrisy guys. Have some class. Schloss leaving TCU and Elko leaving Duke in the same manner simply don’t count.

50 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

Only thing I got out of his post is it’s ok to hit BCS with a nuke. 
 

Finally get to rid ourselves of the hemorrhoid on the brazos. 

11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I get the feeling this guy wasn't a combat soldier but wants to sound as though he's on a recon in enemy territory.

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Same guy, very next post

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Black T shirt. No Aggie gear. Undercover in enemy territory risking heckling should he be found out. This is a land where nobody cares if you can't find the gigantic stadium. Nary a Howdy! Alone on a stealthy bike. Furtive. Coiled like a cobra. Barely got out. Area scoped out; ready for larger incursion in uniform. Iraq2xvet RTB but ready! 

Yeah, I can't really see this guy covering a sector from a rolling Humvee. (I saw Generation Kill, I think that is probably closer to action than ol' Two Times up there). Congressional Medal of Ugly for this guy (Yeah, I did some time in the 'Nam by seeing Full Metal Jacket.)

 

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

Congratulations to this smart aggy.  He was able to complete one paragraph of drivel before revealing his hypocrisy in the following one.  

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Not only do these morons not get downvoted/banned this post has 23 likes!!!

And you can tell it's a real ag because of all the flair - a walkie-talkie emoji, "A" tag, "AG" tag, Swatch symbol and two stars.  The two stars denote Loochie promoted him to a Texags two star general for exemplary gloryhole duty.

I have an idea. Why don’t you fucking pussies cowardly flee again to a different conference?

"Name the last time the SEC posted something pro-A&M from 20 years ago."

Well got-damn, 20 years ago the Aggies sucked. They've always sucked. What is the SEC going to do, post a meat-judging highlight or a highlight of that time the A&M men's golf team finished third in the conference? 

32 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I have an idea. Why don’t you fucking pussies cowardly flee again to a different conference?

And add another conference championship they'll be lucky to win every 25 years?

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