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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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“We need a board dedicated to people crying about the longhorns”

 

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The SEC network would probably play an aggy championship game if they had one

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For the life of me I just can’t figure out why secn doesn’t show the broadcast of aggy’s last football national championship game. 

13 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

For the life of me I just can’t figure out why secn doesn’t show the broadcast of aggy’s last football national championship game. 

aggy should do a reenactment

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10 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

aggy should do a reenactment

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9 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

They really need to stop listening to Aggies.

Oh….if they haven’t already, they will.  aggy has been moved to the back of the classroom!

In the movie, The Hustler, there is a great exchange between Fast Eddie and George C. Fuckin Scott. It's in a bar after Eddie lost to Fats.

Eddie says he lost because he got drunk. Scott starts talking about making excuses to give yourself leave to lose. It's absolutely brilliant as is much of the movie.

The Aggies never get a level playing field. They want to claim superiority over the people whom they play against and can't beat. They've created this culture and it kills them. All they had to do was do right by Schloss, keep him happy, and try to stifle some of the aggiest shit. They'd be in the World Series every year and likely win one before too long.

But they couldn't. Now they have two former assistants as head coaches of two of the three major sports. If you're not redass, it must be miserable being around them and being a "fellow Ag."

I can't quit this crazy anthropological study.

9 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

It's impressive that they managed to be offended by that video. Not surprising, given their ability to be offended by anything, but still impressive. 

At least we didn’t put up dozens of billboards all over the South!

6 minutes ago, Scholz said:

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Can’t wait to hear about who is allowed to be on the team and the water fountain situation.

3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

In the movie, The Hustler, there is a great exchange between Fast Eddie and George C. Fuckin Scott. It's in a bar after Eddie lost to Fats.

Eddie says he lost because he got drunk. Scott starts talking about making excuses to give yourself leave to lose. It's absolutely brilliant as is much of the movie.

The Aggies never get a level playing field. They want to claim superiority over the people whom they play against and can't beat. They've created this culture and it kills them. All they had to do was do right by Schloss, keep him happy, and try to stifle some of the aggiest shit. They'd be in the World Series every year and likely win one before too long.

But they couldn't. Now they have two former assistants as head coaches of two of the three major sports. If you're not redass, it must be miserable being around them and being a "fellow Ag."

I can't quit this crazy anthropological study.

Shoot pool, fast Eddie. 

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This guy found a clever, clever, clever way to cash in on the Schlossnagle betrayal. He paid to post this.

 

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Evidently, his brilliance appealed to his savvy audience.

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2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

This guy found a clever, clever, clever way to cash in on the Schlossnagle betrayal. He paid to post this.

 

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I mean, make a bcsadvisors.com if you are going to advertise and yap about the treachery of going to Austin.

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You know, everybody thinks their dog is special, but ol' Cap'n Gonad over there seems almost human...

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Words of wisdom, Lloyd. Words of wisdom.

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A little gushy there, Hayden, but heartfelt.

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Unusual choice of song. A little phrasing problem at the end.

https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ

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Momentum, indeed. Two slam-dunk, homerun, Goal!Goal!Goooaaaaa! coaching hires and Texas coming, maybe you better check which way you're headed on that incline, my friend.

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You don't say? 

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Are you sure about that?

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Almost all sorts. 

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More examples of ags insisting on hero-worshipping their coaches instead of just letting them be professionals who are paid to do a job.  Like Charlie Brown with the football, they just do it over and over again.

15 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

For the life of me I just can’t figure out why secn doesn’t show the broadcast of aggy’s last football national championship game. 

 

"aggy fan here. I guess the reason I'm posting is to show not all aggy fans have their heads in the clouds and think that we're going to cum in livestock, or some guy dressed like a milkman."

It’s now called The Question 

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Their echo chamber is something to behold.  They truly live in their own world.

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I love the made up “I talked to so and so and they completely agree with me that aggy got screwed” stories.

4 minutes ago, Scholz said:

They truly live in their own world.

And it seems to be very, very small. 

21 hours ago, Foosters said:

Oh shit

we're like two steps away from aggy kamikazes

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probable Aggie outcome

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They've always been The Dorks.

He left out The Drive which was when Eyebrows McGee led a game-winning drive against us in DKR. I think that's the game where they assassinated Colt McCoy on a shot where the player was ejected. All class. Cart McCry. It was their great, pitiful achievement of the Mack Era. 

8 minutes ago, Zhorn96 said:

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probable Aggie outcome

tu's refs screwed him.

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32 minutes ago, kwood4408 said:

I love the made up “I talked to so and so and they completely agree with me that aggy got screwed” stories.

He’s not wrong. They’ve been screwing themselves from the time they came into existence.

6 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Dongsnuggle.  These guys are obsessed with dicks

Multiple posters on this board regularly talk about getting erections from recruit commitments. One of the most popular memes on this site is the recruiting enchubben-meter with penises in various stages of erection. Casting stones in glass houses and all that....

16 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

This guy found a clever, clever, clever way to cash in on the Schlossnagle betrayal. He paid to post this.

 

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Evidently, his brilliance appealed to his savvy audience.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

 

Is it being held at a retirement home?

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9 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Multiple posters on this board regularly talk about getting erections from recruit commitments. One of the most popular memes on this site is the recruiting enchubben-meter with penises in various stages of erection. Casting stones in glass houses and all that....

To be fair, I think that's faded away as the initial humor of the (excellent) Thjuone graphic got wildly overused and weird.

13 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Multiple posters on this board regularly talk about getting erections from recruit commitments. One of the most popular memes on this site is the recruiting enchubben-meter with penises in various stages of erection. Casting stones in glass houses and all that....

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They are so bizarre in their desire to deify anyone related to the program. "Richard Zane School of Journalism" is obviously insane given they're discussing this in the context of him asking their baseball coach if he was leaving, when he was clearly leaving, but even more so given the circumstances surrounding their "journalism" school of late. 

So now it’s Aggie canon that Schloss is a swinger, that CDC is an alcoholic, that everyone (not just TexAgs), think both acted dishonorably, and that Schloss’s players hate him.  

Funny, I haven’t seen a single non-TexAgs source say any of those things. 

6 minutes ago, nnm said:

So now it’s Aggie canon that Schloss is a swinger, that CDC is an alcoholic, that everyone (not just TexAgs), think both acted dishonorably, and that Schloss’s players hate him.  

Funny, I haven’t seen a single non-TexAgs source say any of those things. 

I'm shocked that conspiracy theory U can turn lies into gospel in no time at all. 

8 minutes ago, nnm said:

So now it’s Aggie canon that Schloss is a swinger, that CDC is an alcoholic, that everyone (not just TexAgs), think both acted dishonorably, and that Schloss’s players hate him.  

Funny, I haven’t seen a single non-TexAgs source say any of those things. 

I guess you don't take the Gig 'Em Gazette?

It's such a low bar that it makes it a little hard to tell, but I think we broke them beyond repair.   It's like someone who takes too much acid and fries their brain.

They literally hired that baseball coach to keep most of their team intact and to land a 2025 DE in football who always plays baseball. This is gonna backfire worse after 2025 like their 2022 bag recruiting class

Aggy recruiting always backfires, regardless of sport. There is a concrete reason they're on 85 years of whiffing and sniffing a title in any men's sport. They are who they are. They literally hired a guy for baseball who has little to no experience as a coach. 

Even Charlie Strong had some skins on the wall. This will explode in their faces in spectacular fashion, and I am all here for it. 

51 minutes ago, Horn75 said:

They literally hired that baseball coach to keep most of their team intact and to land a 2025 DE in football who always plays baseball. This is gonna backfire worse after 2025 like their 2022 bag recruiting class

It’s almost like they learned nothing from naming their DLine coach as interim when Jimbo was fired, so Robinson could hold the team and class together. But then accepted a DC role with Syracuse and actively recruited current and prospective players to SU while he was Aggie interim corch. 

Hiring a player favorite never works out. But they struck out on everyone else. 

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Pulitzer candidate and national hero Sir Richard Zane checks in.

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I guess all if forgiven, Jace.

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I had no idea what Rattlin Bog was. Tired old Irish song:

https://youtu.be/WxgmAwoqr4E

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Gonna be the best PC ever! Bubbles! Rattlin Bog! 

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Family family family. Bubbles. Cornball. Delusion. Yokels.

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Fanbois. It's what they do. Adoration. Fighting against evil. 

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This is it. I can't read anymore. I might go into insulin shock with all this gee-whiz Aggie sweetness.

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Promoted a student coach to the staff. I had to look him up.

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I can't think of something an Aggie would like more than the ol' Aggie Spirit.

 

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1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Aggy recruiting always backfires, regardless of sport. There is a concrete reason they're on 85 years of whiffing and sniffing a title in any men's sport. They are who they are. They literally hired a guy for baseball who has little to no experience as a coach. 

Even Charlie Strong had some skins on the wall. This will explode in their faces in spectacular fashion, and I am all here for it. 

They have no clue how to build a healthy program in any sport. They just throw money at it and think it will make them better than those damned sips. If our state government wasn't full of those fucking morons, they'd get slapped down every time they tried to write a hot check. 

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