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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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45 minutes ago, Deej said:

They should be careful what they say, what with Mr. Glass at QB for them.

We won’t see him. Unless he’s back from whatever injury he sustains before we get to them. 

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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They like to pretend they're badasses, but, when it comes down to it, they say shit like they hadn't trained to fight in the Colorado altitude. Or they pull a sword on a cheerleader. 

Or they build an absurdly large bonfire incorrectly and kill a bunch of their own students and tell themselves the whole fiasco is somehow heroic.

I dislike them.

11 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They like to pretend they're badasses, but, when it comes down to it, they say shit like they hadn't trained to fight in the Colorado altitude. Or they pull a sword on a cheerleader. 

Or they build an absurdly large bonfire incorrectly and kill a bunch of their own students and tell themselves the whole fiasco is somehow heroic.

I dislike them.

they'll also tear down their own damn fence to show us sips.

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Good call, Ags.

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LB12Diamond has gone from asking to asserting. Too bad Blue has no history since HS.

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It's nice to get salty advice from a legendary program of the SECSECSEC like the Aggies. We're just rookies. They're veterans of The League. Badasses one and all. Manly. HOWDY!

31 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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Good call, Ags.

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LB12Diamond has gone from asking to asserting. Too bad Blue has no history since HS.

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It's nice to get salty advice from a legendary program of the SECSECSEC like the Aggies. We're just rookies. They're veterans of The League. Badasses one and all. Manly. HOWDY!

Have you seen all of the RBs they've put into the league, bro? Clearly they're the cream of the crop. They KNOW what it takes in a RB to get through a season. Just look at <checks notes> Le'Veon Moss' 484 yards, or Rueben Owens 385 yards @ 3.8 ypc, or Amari Daniels 532 yards? Those are the type of numbers REAL SEC teams put up. 

Rough, tough, real stuff, Broseph. 

Stay classy, ags. Keep showing us all how it should be.

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

It's nice to get salty advice from a legendary program of the SECSECSEC like the Aggies. We're just rookies. They're veterans of The League. Badasses one and all. Manly. HOWDY!

We won’t be road bumps like them. They can’t understand.

The pretzel logic of “welcome to the SEC grind, sippy” and “whorns have a super easy schedule” will never get old. 

On 8/7/2024 at 11:41 AM, Deej said:

Notre Dame is going to score three times before midnight yell?

i screwed up on the kickoff time

it's 730 eastern not central

kick is 630 central

sunset is 748

nautical twilight is 813

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

i screwed up on the kickoff time

it's 730 eastern not central

kick is 630 central

sunset is 748

nautical twilight is 813

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it's been 24 hours since the baxter news

i surfed over here expecting to see aggy declarations of nuclear winter in austin

12 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

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This is all I can think of.

Hook’em!!!

Always love this pic, but my dude, you gotta crop your photos. 

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Aw fuck we're charred to a crisp by this sick burn

 

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45 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Aw fuck we're charred to a crisp by this sick burn

 

X post from the football board, but here is Trey Owens dad

 

 

3 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

He also provided a scrimmage update 

 

 

 

Get that man a Surly handle stat.

Aw fuck we're charred to a crisp by this sick burn
 

As if they didn’t know they’ve had us bested for the last decade??!!

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11 hours ago, texifornia said:

Aw fuck we're charred to a crisp by this sick burn

 

Includes a picture of where they're available.

Gig 'em and get 'em at Kroger!

We have good Ags in the parking lot to give you directions to the store!

HOWDY!

 

Apparently, it's the Kroger located at the base of W. Mount Houston. 

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It certainly helps your record when you schedule teams like Lamar and Abiline Christian.  

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3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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112 decades.  "While you tsips were partying at Stonehenge we were off fighting the Crusades."

Is it possible the guy actually calculated every 10 year period beginning with each year of aggy football as his set?

one thing they are good at is torturing data until it yields results they like. 

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1 hour ago, Focht Up said:

It certainly helps your record when you schedule teams like Lamar and Abiline Christian.  

<SW Louisiana & App St have entered the chat>

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it possible the guy actually calculated every 10 year period beginning with each year of aggy football as his set?

one thing they are good at is torturing data until it yields results they like. 

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On 8/7/2024 at 6:16 PM, texifornia said:

The real pricks just came off their shift at the McDonalds

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Life comes at you fast

 

Let me guess, he'll be back for Texas. Great. Bring it.

3 minutes ago, Mikey4 said:

Let me guess, he'll be back for Texas. Great. Bring it.

He's out for the season

 

I think most of the rest of the CFB world doesn't know yet about the new aggy AD stance on information and how much pravada control is going on regarding A&M injuries..

What I am more curious about is do the boards get in trouble for talking about reporting from Texas boards and how much injury news will now get traded to the UT guys so they can report on the report to try and skate the AD reprisals..

Highly decorated TexAgs nutjob on why a Texas site reported the injury while the A&Ministry of Truth sat on it:

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They know us so well.

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That fucking place.

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Oh so the R badge is for rookie? I guess that makes sense too….

this new embargo on injury news is going to create comedy on a weekly basis

1. injury happens

2. ministry announces reprisals and sanctions in advance of leakage

3. national media reports injury

4. ?

5. gus fring memorial underground sheep harem takes a pounding

6. ministry declares imminent natty resulting from culling of the injured who just weren't sec ready

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The most hilarious part about all of this is there is a zero percent chance that any fan would want to see retribution against the source on this. It would devastate their season. 

Elko is allegedly considering banning family from practices now. This is funny shit and this fat fuck Elko appears out of his depths. It’s nothing drinking multiple handles a night can’t solve for Elko though. 

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