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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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5 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

I think most of the rest of the CFB world doesn't know yet about the new aggy AD stance on information and how much pravada control is going on regarding A&M injuries..

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I think most of the rest of the CFB world doesn't know yet about the new aggy AD stance on information and how much pravada control is going on regarding A&M injuries..
What I am more curious about is do the boards get in trouble for talking about reporting from Texas boards and how much injury news will now get traded to the UT guys so they can report on the report to try and skate the AD reprisals..
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Get your cold war era facts straight my dude

You know where William's office is. Why don't you just sashay on down there and say it to his face?

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Elko is allegedly considering banning family from practices now. This is funny shit and this fat fuck Elko appears out of his depths. It’s nothing drinking multiple handles a night can’t solve for Elko though. 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The most hilarious part about all of this is there is a zero percent chance that any fan would want to see retribution against the source on this. It would devastate their season. 

Elko is allegedly considering banning family from practices now. This is funny shit and this fat fuck Elko appears out of his depths. It’s nothing drinking multiple handles a night can’t solve for Elko though. 

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2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The most hilarious part about all of this is there is a zero percent chance that any fan would want to see retribution against the source on this. It would devastate their season. 

Elko is allegedly considering banning family from practices now. This is funny shit and this fat fuck Elko appears out of his depths. It’s nothing drinking multiple handles a night can’t solve for Elko though. 

Elko hasn't completed his first summer as aggy coach and he's already gone full Rumlin?

51 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Elko hasn't completed his first summer as aggy coach and he's already gone full Rumlin?

His Irish blush, potato sack physique, and the rumpled, slept-in condition of all his clothes suggests a Rumlin weekend  bender is what Elko calls cutting back.

5 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Elko hasn't completed his first summer as aggy coach and he's already gone full Rumlin?

There have been rumors of him being a heavy drinker for years. You’re a doctor, does that look like someone not hammering the sauce?

Wait so they got mad because someone else had injury news on one of their players? And they would rather wait to hear it from the Loochanator? Because nothing can be real unless he says it? Completely normal shit.

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

There have been rumors of him being a heavy drinker for years. You’re a doctor, does that look like someone not hammering the sauce?

It's still so crazy to me that he is 3 years younger than Sark and looks like 5-10 years older.

55 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

It's still so crazy to me that he is 3 years younger than Sark and looks like 5-10 years older.

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He’s younger than Sark?

My favorite part is the fact that these rubes are subscribing to a 9.95 specifically for advanced, inside info-- and yet other rubes are admonishing them for wanting to know things early, and why can't they just wait for the coaches to say it?  

Lucci really is a genius, fleecing those idiots for cash to provide "insider" information, that must be vetted through the coaching staff before release.  It never fails to amuse.

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Wait so they got mad because someone else had injury news on one of their players? And they would rather wait to hear it from the Loochanator? Because nothing can be real unless he says it? Completely normal shit.

And he has to hear it from the Head Coach. It's almost like he's an employee of the Athletic Department. Strange.

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Karma's bitch ass just showed up.

True to form to believe there backup RB's are superior to ours...

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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Uphauling.

To be completely fair, Insight Panic is a decent name for a band... although Vague Post is not far behind.

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21 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is it possible the guy actually calculated every 10 year period beginning with each year of aggy football as his set?

one thing they are good at is torturing data until it yields results they like. 

I pos repped you for the explanation. I think we'll all agree that that's hardly what anyone thinks the meaning of decade is when talking about time. Torture, indeed.

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

There have been rumors of him being a heavy drinker for years. You’re a doctor, does that look like someone not hammering the sauce?

I always thought that Chris Beard’s face, and nose especially, told the story of a raging alcoholic…

Likely with an affinity for ingesting stimulants any way he could get them. 

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4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You’re a doctor, does that look like someone not hammering the sauce?

Dude is hammering Alfredo sauce.

Aggy in at 20 for the first ap poll. Should grt some good screenshots of thst today. Click clack goes the roller coaster.

I guess LHF listened to the liucci podcast, wnd it was completely devoid of sunshine. Liucci said he hates doing radio becsuse he always gets misquoted, and he has concerns about the WR room. So moss is their whole offense plus a brittle qb. Click clack click clack.

13 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The most hilarious part about all of this is there is a zero percent chance that any fan would want to see retribution against the source on this. It would devastate their season. 

Elko is allegedly considering banning family from practices now. This is funny shit and this fat fuck Elko appears out of his depths. It’s nothing drinking multiple handles a night can’t solve for Elko though. 

Weigman or his family giving out injury reports to Texas fan sites would be about the funniest possible outcome I can imagine outside of Collin Klein trying to torpedo himself out of CStat. 

16 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

Weigman or his family giving out injury reports to Texas fan sites would be about the funniest possible outcome I can imagine outside of Collin Klein trying to torpedo himself out of CStat. 

That's a stretch, but correct directionally.

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Dude is hammering Alfredo sauce.

Pizza by Alfredo or Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe?

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19 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Ah, yes. "The most open staff..." A staff that closes practices and threatens media outlets, then doesn't acknowledge injuries even after the whole world knows about them..

Super open!

Oh, Billy. Tell us another one.

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35 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

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39 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

So hilarious. Sit down and STFU, lessers. Do what you’re told or run away again.

 
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Yes - Fng aggy! You are what you are in the real world, not just your Katy and B/CS hive.

Nobody looks into the mirror like you and think they are better than what they are.

Hook’em!!!
Office aggy refuses to acknowledge Owens is out because… Elko hasn’t commented on it yet. Never change. 
It's them damn sips and their conspiracy to keep the sleeping giant down.
9 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

aggy winning % vs. The University: 32%

cock winning % vs. Clemson: 36%

advantage aggy

18 hours ago, Scholz said:

So hilarious. Sit down and STFU, lessers. Do what you’re told or run away again.

And don't forget your shine box!!!

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Because they took pity on you fucking weirdos and decided against treating you like what you really are--a fourth-class citizen nobody likes.

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Where's it grown? Next that fabulous Lake Bryan. Here the coffee farm workers take a break from the heat in the tepid waters.

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Photo taken minutes before units of the Aggie Corps of Cadets arrived with fake guns and arrested them for trying to illegally cross into Texas. 

I mainly enjoyed this bit of genius with that Aggie touch of idiocy and racism in the response:

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Got to wake up pretty pretty pretty pretty early in the morning to slip one past ol' Ag Tag.

19 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I don’t think that’s THE Randy Rhodes. 

 

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What say we fire this mother up with some imagery?

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One might say one basks in warm light rather than color, or so would say the tiresome pedant in the face of a poet.

 

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This ought to be good.

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See how the first sentence ties into the blue basking. Nice. Leads perfectly to a succinctly presented theme that, if you study closely, you can see.

 

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Vast like the baskful blue bowl of the sky. The guy who was second in sacks in the MAC went straight to the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

ETA: Oops, left out some important additional info on Cashius. Not only did he lead the MAC in sacks!

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Perfect bookend to a first team all Big 10 player!

That's the kind of talent we're talking about! Olin now runs the No Spin Zone.

 

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Which Shemar?

More Shemar:

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Two hours? Wow. If you had two days, you'd come up with a guy who could make all-conference. 

 

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1. Anybody would point that out. The aforementioned players are defensive lineman.

2. Thanks, Olin!

 

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No incompetence there!

 

Olin on great defensive lines and nicknames:

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Great stuff! I'm excited. What will the Aggie line be called?

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Thanks, again, Olin. I like how you avoid going out on a pretty durn risky limb there.

 

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Mixing the obvious with the questionable. Olin, you magnificent bastard! Do you tie it all together with a sky reference at the end?

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Just peer past the clouds, my dull friends. And dream.

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2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I mainly enjoyed this bit of genius with that Aggie touch of idiocy and racism in the response:

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Got to wake up pretty pretty pretty pretty early in the morning to slip one past ol' Ag Tag.

QUESTION:

Where can you find “Bear Claws” - danish pastry with marzipan inside & white frosting and roasted almond slices on top - in this day & age?

The local Jewish bakery* had them when I was a kid, but they haven’t sold them for decades. 

Is there a bakery in Bryan/College Station that makes bear claws?

(I may return to that shit hole once again after all.)

*STEIN’S BAKERY in “North Dallas”/“Preston Hollow”

Shirley's has bearclaws.  It's just a glazed donut made in that shape but they call them bearclaws.

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