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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Kid looks like a 40s congressman unsuccessfully hiding an advanced case of tuberculosis in that Photoshop.

Asking a pathological liar for her revisionist take on how she felt about the 2013 FSU season is a true 247 poster move. Somehow that site manages to stand out above the rest for harboring so many posters with such a strong mix of naivety and stupidity. 

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12 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Asking a pathological liar for her revisionist take on how she felt about the 2013 FSU season is a true 247 poster move. Somehow that site manages to stand out above the rest for harboring so many posters with such a strong mix of naivety and stupidity. 

Also, as much of a Jimbo fanboy as she is, I'd be surprised if there was ever an off-season where she didn't think they were going to win it all.

21 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Asking a pathological liar for her revisionist take on how she felt about the 2013 FSU season is a true 247 poster move. Somehow that site manages to stand out above the rest for harboring so many posters with such a strong mix of naivety and stupidity. 

Plus, her factual answer would be “moist.”

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Good lord. They are so gay (like we meant when we were kids 40 years ago) and cringe inducing.

Step 1 of aggy cycle of life.  Build up a QB to unrealistic expectations based on nothing and then throw him under the bus when he doesn't reach their unattainable goals.

GD aggys are some stupid MFers.

1 minute ago, Scholz said:

GD aggys are some stupid MFers.

Yep was just about to say same thing.  I don't even know where to begin with the stupidity.

It's amazing how the three guys we recently got are 4*'s and not good enough for aggy, yet they just took a commitment from 3* Jaden Scarlett.

And lulz at the idiot saying only 3 DL on field in a 4-2-5 alignment.  Sad thing is, I've seen that idiot Tarp say the same thing on it.

Aggy taking Scarlett is a head scratcher. I guess he received a really favorable evaluation from Elko and Robinson. 

Their DL strategy seems to be pay whatever it takes for Bear Alexander and big game hunt OOS 5 stars like Walter Nolen. 

I'm watching Bear's recruitment pretty closely. If Aggy can out Georgia the Dawgs and sign Bear, their strategy might work. 

Poor little girl was fucked at birth.

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Just now, Scholz said:

Poor little girl was fucked at birth.

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49 minutes ago, texifornia said:

These people are deranged

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

These people are deranged

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“embarrassed the rib?” Is that an aggy thing?

6 minutes ago, mr. sunshine said:

“embarrassed the rib?” Is that an aggy thing?

I think it's an extremely douchey way to say his baby mama.   

These morons were complaining because ESPN was showing the 2005 NCG? May if the aggys had won a championship since television had been invented, they might see those reruns on ESPN.

So his niece daughter at 3 said typical aggy douche bag shit. Yeah of all the things that didn’t happen that didn’t happen the didntest. But hey be a full grown adult in a clothing store turning shut upside down because you know kids playing football snd all 

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2 hours ago, texifornia said:

These people are deranged

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After that, we went into the parking lot with groceries. A woman in an Alabama shirt rushed over to us.

"I saw that all of you were wearing Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggie shirts, pants, socks, and ballcaps. I just love Aggies and all the great traditions you have. I won't tell my husband, but I secretly hope our youngest goes to A&M instead of 'Bama. She's already turned down a full scholarship offer to tu.

"Anyway, I just wanted to say how classy and polite all the Aggies are. I'm very upset that the SEC let in tu, but you guys will teach 'em SEC football. Your daughter is the cutest I've ever seen. 

"Also, can you direct me to the Sam's Club? I just can't seem to find it."

She was really great. We walked her to the front door of Sam's. She wept as she thanked us. "So classy."

I think she knows we're going to beat the ever livin' ever lovin' hell out of them this year. 

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21 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

After that, we went into the parking lot with groceries. A woman in an Alabama shirt rushed over to us.

"I saw that all of you were wearing Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggie shirts, pants, socks, and ballcaps. I just love Aggies and all the great traditions you have. I won't tell my husband, but I secretly hope our youngest goes to A&M instead of 'Bama. She's already turned down a full scholarship offer to tu.

"Anyway, I just wanted to say how classy and polite all the Aggies are. I'm very upset that the SEC let in tu, but you guys will teach 'em SEC football. You're daughter is the cutest I've ever seen. 

"Also, can you direct me to the Sam's Club? I just can't seem to find it."

She was really great. We walked her to the front door of Sam's. She wept as she thanked us. "So classy."

I think she knows we're going to beat the ever livin' ever lovin' hell out of them this year. 

A masterpiece. 

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1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

A masterpiece. 

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Leading her from the Costco parking lot to Costco is second only to when they captured Iwo Jima by themselves 

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Well I sure can’t think of any meaningful distinction between King and Mond that may be causing aggy fans to react to them differently.  

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Has it been mentioned that King's dad is the president of THSCA?

Yes, aggys are so much better than us.  That's why they've been ducking us for a decade and had a complete psychotic meltdown that the entire nation witnessed when forced to play us again.

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Personally I enjoyed how a "veteran D" is going to be our kryptonite given that that the last time we played a veteran D (that was ranked!) was....... Saturday afternoon.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

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This is how you know we've turned the corner. This is written by someone that is trying to convince themselves that we are not getting better and will make noise this year and have a good year. How good is yet to be written, but the above tells me we are sailing in the right direction and he knows that if the wind catches our sails, aggy is fucked. Fuck around and find out. 🤘

So yell leader is like the head retard? First gulp from the jizz jar?

14 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

So yell leader is like the head retard? First gulp from the jizz jar?

He wishes…

 

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A constant and forceful stream of blather to maintain astonishing self-delusion including its highest form: delusion of grandeur.

 

1 hour ago, Duane Moore said:

Some refreshing self-awareness among those aggy posters. 

Inevitable once they started on the path to becoming a diploma mill

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Good god, like aggy follows any core values more than any other school. Unless that core value includes closet buggery…
2 hours ago, Mileslong said:


Good god, like aggy follows any core values more than any other school. Unless that core value includes closet buggery…

Texas aggy....where toting guns and dealing ketamin is just a suspension until the Bama game

On 8/31/2021 at 1:13 PM, RomaVicta said:

After that, we went into the parking lot with groceries. A woman in an Alabama shirt rushed over to us.

"I saw that all of you were wearing Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggie shirts, pants, socks, and ballcaps. I just love Aggies and all the great traditions you have. I won't tell my husband, but I secretly hope our youngest goes to A&M instead of 'Bama. She's already turned down a full scholarship offer to tu.

"Anyway, I just wanted to say how classy and polite all the Aggies are. I'm very upset that the SEC let in tu, but you guys will teach 'em SEC football. Your daughter is the cutest I've ever seen. 

"Also, can you direct me to the Sam's Club? I just can't seem to find it."

She was really great. We walked her to the front door of Sam's. She wept as she thanked us. "So classy."

I think she knows we're going to beat the ever livin' ever lovin' hell out of them this year. 

This should be pinned on surly twitter. A masterpiece!

14 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Haha. This quote is so fucking awesome. He doesn't even realize it reads like he couldn't satisfy his ex-wife, but many others could.

16 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Haha. This quote is so fucking awesome. He doesn't even realize it reads like he couldn't satisfy his ex-wife, but many others could.

So in this scenario, aggy is the cuck? 

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

In a thread about ESPN's Gameday, which is in Iowa for the Iowa State/Iowa game, somehow this managed to get thrown in:

 

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