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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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#26701
11 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Can everyone stop what they are doing and go find a video of Weigman talking. I had never heard him speak before and I’ll just say I did not expect him to sound like that. I mean I try not to associate with people from Cypress so I’m no expert, but I did not expect that, um, dialect from a Cypress white guy. 

Nah, bro, nah, nah. 

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#26704
7 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I had some professional dealings with them once upon a time where we leased a building of theirs when I ran a title company. They sent a lease, I negotiated some changes, his person agreed to then, everyone signed, he called up and screamed at me afterwards- it was truly bizarre. 

It was the son and it was a hidden camera in the bathroom at their family lakehouse.

#26705
16 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Nah, bro, nah, nah. 

Ok it appears to be a hoax video? There are others of him sounding very different. 

#26706
1 hour ago, CurlyDumps said:

Football teams treating injuries like state secrets is an ongoing source of amusement for me, and Hungry Hungry Elko is really fucking bringing it in this department. Who knows what crazy conspiratorial thoughts go through his head at night while he's savaging his midnight calzone.

Maybe Elko just wants to be HIPPA compliant.

#26707

Collin Klein love of running his QBs isn’t gonna help that “every aggy QB is made of glass glass” problem, is it?

 

I need to start watching more aggy football. The drama is intense.  Better than “The Real Housewives.”  

#26708
26 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

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How the fuck is anyone supposed to take these people seriously?

Oh, he's serious. "Alla-ca-zoo" is his incoherent yearning for the return of prodigal son "Calzada." 

#26709
3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Oh, he's serious. "Alla-ca-zoo" is his incoherent yearning for the return of prodigal son "Calzada." 

I put that gibberish into google and it was legit New Girl I Give Up GIF

#26711
I move to name him Tickle Me Elko. I overheard it at the csu tailgate and laugh every time I think of it.
Jimbo has multiple derogative names, why not the Elk?
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To be fair, with each new generation of college students it gets more difficult to fake that shit to get in a bar. Thanks Bin Laden.
#26715
43 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

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How the fuck is anyone supposed to take these people seriously?

For a minute I thought this was someone making fun of the aggy chants, then I realized this was on the Texags board. What in the actual fuck. 

#26716
1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

Well with the OU and Houston game experience from last year I am not going to say there is not a loss. I rather wish that we look great going into the aggy game and that the ticket market implodes because aggy does not want to be present for their ass kicking and we take over that freaking place like we did Michigan.

We gonna dry hump this entire schedule after we beat ou by whatever. It is written. This is year 4. We have arrived. This is who we are now. This is what we are. 

#26717
14 minutes ago, ousux said:
On 9/9/2024 at 12:29 PM, TexasRenegade said:
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To be fair, with each new generation of college students it gets more difficult to fake that shit to get in a bar. Thanks Bin Laden.

You obviously don't have a college aged kid. It's terrifying what they can purchase online.

#26718
It makes me sad, but all I got out of that is that the guy doesn’t know that deviled eggs are boiled eggs. 
And somehow exotic compared to scrambled eggs.
#26719
32 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Maybe Elko just wants to be HIPPA compliant.

HIPAA  Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. 

Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly.

#26720
1 minute ago, UTEX90 said:

HIPAA  Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. 

Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly.

I thought he meant HIPPO, but I just let it go. 

#26721
1 minute ago, UTEX90 said:

HIPAA  Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. 

Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly.

Im So Dumb GIFs | Tenor

#26722
3 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

HIPAA  Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act. 

Not trying to police, but see these daily, and even have to correct myself on occasion from typing it incorrectly.

And just imagine how tragic would be our lives were they squandered in the shadow of such common acronym errors, left all uncorrected.

#26724
1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

For a minute I thought this was someone making fun of the aggy chants, then I realized this was on the Texags board. What in the actual fuck. 

Shit don't even rhyme.  

 

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#26726
1 hour ago, ousux said:
On 9/9/2024 at 9:46 AM, BornAndRaised said:

Jimbo has multiple derogative names, why not the Elk?

sure if you don’t mind getting sued to Bolivia. 

#26727
37 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I have a gut feeling Reed starts tomorrow. 

If so, the spin will be, "We're just being extra careful, looking out for Connor long term. We wouldn't jeopardize a young man's future just to win a football game." Should Reed then turn out to have a pulse, they'll maybe "work Connor back in carefully" in some low-leverage situation. It could then morph into, "Reed's got a nice rhythm right now, and we don't want to mess with the chemistry on offense."

OK, chances of Reed doing anything noteworthy are slim. But aggy won't need much to serve as cover for their gallant fallen warrior.

#26730
9 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers

He might actually lose weight eating only 120 hamburgers after the fine. 

#26732
17 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers

Taking away his Tuesday night dinner is harsh, but I'll allow it

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oh my word... they've been smelling their own farts for so long they no longer have the ability to discern what's real any more

#26735
49 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers

That would hardly dent his daily intake.

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#26736

 

Lulz.

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#26737

It is so hilarious when these morons are like "Wait how can Wiggy be hurt when Liucci was just talking about how he was going for 550 yards and 7 TDs on the Loochador yesterday??" They are the biggest group of fucking marks on the planet, I'm surprised any of them have any money left to pay TexAgs since they're all probably financially supporting a dozen Nigerian princes. 

#26739
No matter where he's at, he represents his city. And he's also known to take fools out like his homey Frank Nitti, sir. What do you expect them to call him?

Yeah but is he a young city slicker or a country hillbilly? Does he smoke swisha sweets or does he smoke Phillies?
#26741
2 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

Elkos injury report is bull shit and he needs to be fined 45 hamburgers

Elko:

Star Wars No GIF

#26743
1 hour ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

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NGL, those Florida dudes are funnier than most of Surly.

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#26746
2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Poor bastard. I’ve been there. 

Username checks out

#26750
11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Which one of them did you bang during the Roaring Twenties? 

They are young enough to be his daughters.

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