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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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10 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Just when you think you've seen "the most aggie thing ever" for the millionth time, these dipshits somehow, miraculously manage to do it again. Over and over, again. That's what makes them truly amazing. They are a bottomless pit. It's almost unfathomable. 

“Message Board Geniuses are infiltrating our boards and posting dumb stuff to make us look bad. Over and over and over again. Even before Twitter existed.” - Future Texags post

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12 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Just when you think you've seen "the most aggie thing ever" for the millionth time, these dipshits somehow, miraculously manage to do it again. Over and over, again. That's what makes them truly amazing. They are a bottomless pit. It's almost unfathomable. 

They are truly tethered to the realm of stupidity. Just when they cheat their way to the slightest bit of competence, the tether springs backwards and they fuck it all up. 

 

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4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

They are truly tethered to the realm of stupidity. Just when they cheat their way to the slightest bit of competence, the tether springs backwards and they fuck it all up. 

 

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That skit was so hilarious

all I'm gonna say is CB1919 needs to prepare himself for the banhammer for hard hitting commentary like that....It's clear he's just trying to cause problems and get people mad.

1 minute ago, TexasRenegade said:

all I'm gonna say is CB1919 needs to prepare himself for the banhammer for hard hitting commentary like that....It's clear he's just trying to cause problems and get people mad.

You can't just go quoting NCAA rules all willy nilly around here son. That's a good way to get yourself killed. 

2 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

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Lulz.  Saban got NCAA to decree no OVs that weekend just to fuck with aggy's pool party.  The paranoia and stupidity know no bounds.

That's beyond crazy even by aggy standards. 

On 7/14/2022 at 3:41 PM, longhornmatt said:

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Only 75%?  LMAO.  Is he taking a 25% management fee?

maybe "CRATERED" would be a more appropriate name.

1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Scheduling their biggest recruiting event when OVs are not allowed and their class is in the toilet. Truly amazing. 

aggy at their aggyest. 

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1 minute ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Biden's an aggy?

Facebook is the other way. Across the street from the Cloak Room. 

aggy being informed no OV's in July:

 

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3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

 

 

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5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:
I believe you meant to say "Completely On Brand."


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6 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Biden's an aggy?

Jesus folks, it was just a joke.  If I  had known it was going to cause a case  of sandius vaginitis,  I d never had posted it.  Guess sense of humors aren't what they used to be. 

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Yes, it’s everyone else that’s the problem. 
 

and it’s senses of humor

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6 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Jesus folks, it was just a joke.  If I  had known it was going to cause a case  of sandius vaginitis,  I d never had posted it.  Guess sense of humors aren't what they used to be. 

You posted something political in a thread that was doing just fine without it. From what I can tell the negs came from all parts of the political spectrum based on posting histories. Maybe just don't be a moron trying to fuck up the thread. Everything you think doesn't need to be posted. That's exactly why I said this isn't Facebook. 

10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

You posted something political in a thread that was doing just fine without it. From what I can tell the negs came from all parts of the political spectrum based on posting histories. Maybe just don't be a moron trying to fuck up the thread. Everything you think doesn't need to be posted. That's exactly why I said this isn't Facebook. 

It really wasn't intended as political.  I had just watched a news clip of B falling off of his bike seconds before the quoted cartoon post was made, and the irony had me rolling.  Never intended to offend anyone.  My apologies to all.

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The main difference in the two types of visits is that the school is not allowed to provide nearly as much for the recruit on visits considered to be unofficial. Because of this, the only thing that a recruit will receive for free on their unofficial visit is up to three complimentary tickets to a home sporting event at the school. The responsibility of paying for transportation, food and lodging all falls on the recruit and his family.

 

So all the croots at Pool Party™ have to pay for that shitty bbq? 

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3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

It really wasn't intended as political.  I had just watched a news clip of B falling off of his bike seconds before the quoted cartoon post was made, and the irony had me rolling.  Never intended to offend anyone.  My apologies to all.

Did you dvr the news and watch it a month later? Sounds like some shit my old man would do.

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Y'all some pussy ass bitches. The man made a joke about an old dude falling off his bike that was in no way shape or form political. 

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4 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Did you dvr the news and watch it a month later? Sounds like some shit my old man would do.

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Right!?

 

Y'all some pussy ass bitches. The man made a joke about an old dude falling off his bike that was in no way shape or form political. 

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9 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

You posted something political in a thread that was doing just fine without it. From what I can tell the negs came from all parts of the political spectrum based on posting histories. Maybe just don't be a moron trying to fuck up the thread. Everything you think doesn't need to be posted. That's exactly why I said this isn't Facebook. 

Sounds like your pussy hurts 🤷‍♂️

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12 minutes ago, MajorTexas said:

Sounds like your pussy hurts 🤷‍♂️

You felt the need to make this your 8th whole post over the course of 4 years, criticizing a guy who’s been a mainstay on Longhorn boards for literally decades? We’ll that’s one way to do it, I guess. While also managing to not talk about recruiting. 
 

I definitely like the odds of your post getting tons of acclaim here. 

Jumbo’s history of living by the rules and establishing a culture around him that enforces an upstanding lifestyle will have their recruiting efforts hindered by this clear occurrence of meddling by the secret Longhorn-Saban cabal. Saban’s wife is a known Austin real estate mogul.

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You felt the need to make this your 8th whole post over the course of 4 years, criticizing a guy who’s been a mainstay on Longhorn boards for literally decades? We’ll that’s one way to do it, I guess. While also managing to not talk about recruiting. 
 

I definitely like the odds of your post getting tons of acclaim here. 

Not looking for acclaim buddy.

Y’all’s pussys was just hurt at the end of the day. The guy was poking fun at aggy with a Biden joke.  Take the joke for what it is and get over it. 
 

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6 minutes ago, MajorTexas said:

Not looking for acclaim buddy.

Y’all’s pussys was just hurt at the end of the day. The guy was poking fun at aggy with a Biden joke.  Take the joke for what it is and get over it. 
 

I mean, you might be getting some acclaim, that which comes with getting crowdsourced. 

OK tech geniuses... someone make the aggy version of this...

... young athletes having a good time with Jimbo. 

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Aggy hosting their big recruiting weekend during a quiet period is so fucking on brand. 

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33 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

I prefer the Emu

You've never met Emmanuel, have you?

 

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1 hour ago, MajorTexas said:

Not looking for acclaim buddy.

Y’all’s pussys was just hurt at the end of the day. The guy was poking fun at aggy with a Biden joke.  Take the joke for what it is and get over it. 
 

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1 hour ago, MajorTexas said:

Not looking for acclaim buddy.

Y’all’s pussys was just hurt at the end of the day. The guy was poking fun at aggy with a Biden joke.  Take the joke for what it is and get over it. 
 

Political jokes are fine... in CR. The problem is, if you drop one political joke in a recruiting thread or the like, other posters will respond in turn, and the entire thread will derail. Keep it in CR.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

You felt the need to make this your 8th whole post over the course of 4 years, criticizing a guy who’s been a mainstay on Longhorn boards for literally decades? We’ll that’s one way to do it, I guess. While also managing to not talk about recruiting. 
 

I definitely like the odds of your post getting tons of acclaim here. 

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8 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Did you dvr the news and watch it a month later? Sounds like some shit my old man would do.

Nah, the only thing I DVR is your mom with an ass full of sharpies.

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3 hours ago, MajorTexas said:

Not looking for acclaim buddy.

Y’all’s pussys was just hurt at the end of the day. The guy was poking fun at aggy with a Biden joke.  Take the joke for what it is and get over it. 
 

There are basically two rules here and on this board's predecessor. The existence of those rules and absence of others are what made the board great. Don't wish death or serious harm on other posters and don't post political stuff outside the political forum. Occasionally dipshits like to break these simple rules and others call them out. It has nothing to do with hurt feelings, it has to do with the fact that if it's allowed to continue then the board goes to shit. If I wanted to post on Orangebloods then I'd still give my money to that shithole.

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9 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Did you dvr the news and watch it a month later? Sounds like some shit my old man would do.

Son?

3 hours ago, MajorTexas said:

Not looking for acclaim buddy.

Y’all’s pussys was just hurt at the end of the day. The guy was poking fun at aggy with a Biden joke.  Take the joke for what it is and get over it. 
 

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Hey Emmanuel and aggy!
If you get the large sweet tea from Bill Miller’s, you can get a free refill for that dry ass BBQ at your pool party! Just saying.

Hook’em!

Aggy recruiting page on SEC Rant.  You see, we took Muhammad's no-talented cousin to get him.  What ColoradoAgs stupid ass doesn't know is Walton has an aggy offer.

 

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So the cement pond throw down is off?

I'm a bit behind and can't be fucked to read the last 3 pages.

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