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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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An A&M fan I’m unfortunately acquainted with last night on the gram. They are the biggest coat tail/dick riding losers on the planet. 

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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50 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

How many stages of aggie sadness are there? I feel like we’re past 5 or 7. 

Obviously there are 12. 

1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

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An A&M fan I’m unfortunately acquainted with last night on the gram. They are the biggest coat tail/dick riding losers on the planet. 

She seems like the drunk obnoxious one. 

3 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

So we're at the "stupid sips haven't played a night game in Mississippi!" stage of A&M sadness?

 

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

How many stages of aggie sadness are there? I feel like we’re past 5 or 7. 

Probably about 84 (years). 
 

 

16 hours ago, closetojumping said:

How many stages of aggie sadness are there? I feel like we’re past 5 or 7. 

I believe we are up to 84.

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Bwahahaha ... from Sep, but just saw it.

Collin Klein didn't offer?  😂  😂  😂 

 

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2 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Bwahahaha ... from Sep, but just saw it.

Collin Klein didn't offer?  😂  😂  😂 

 

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So a guy reads a troll post on Reddit or SEC Rant, accepts it as fact, and then reposts on TexAgs. It’s so beautiful. 

10 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

So a guy reads a troll post on Reddit or SEC Rant, accepts it as fact, and then reposts on TexAgs. It’s so beautiful. 

It's an eternal virtuous cycle. 

Scourton Draft

TJ Shanahan portal

At this rate I won't know anyone on their roster, and neither will them.

Yeah, I wonder what’s going on over there. Do they hate the place, want more money/playing time? Hate the coaches/ situation?

I know it’s a shithole but 2 years in a row this has happened.

4 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Yeah, I wonder what’s going on over there. Do they hate the place, want more money/playing time? Hate the coaches/ situation?

I know it’s a shithole but 2 years in a row this has happened.

also the women are ugly, the sheep are used, and they don't have any cheer leaders 

And the segregated drinking fountains, laundromats, and lunch counters are just a bit much, methinks. 

These guys just want to wear hats in peace, without some gomer dipshit screaming "UNCOVER" at them.

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55 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Yeah, I wonder what’s going on over there. Do they hate the place, want more money/playing time? Hate the coaches/ situation?

I know it’s a shithole but 2 years in a row this has happened.

I think they hate the place, want more money/playing time, hate the coaches/situation, and really, really hate the fucking place. Oh, and they don't give a shit about the 12th man, either.

In ye olden days, my father spent his freshman year at A&M. He used to tell us about the day a rabid Corps turd started screaming at him "it's time to decide if you're one of us or not?" He transferred to UT, never looked back, and said that was one of the best decisions he ever made.

2 hours ago, linux said:

TJ Shanahan portal

At this rate I won't know anyone on their roster, and neither will them.

I now refer to him as “the Aggy Keyser Söse” after his run in with the law.

2 hours ago, linux said:

Scourton Draft

TJ Shanahan portal

At this rate I won't know anyone on their roster, and neither will them.

Hey genius, can you read the title of this thread? It’s the screenshot thread. Not the a&m news thread. Not the transfer portal thread. Not any of the several threads that you pasting a bunch of tweets even remotely makes sense. 
 

It’s the a&m message board screenshot thread. I realize your particular brand of dipshittery includes never admitting you’re wrong, about anything, but certainly you can acknowledge that maybe you’re posting in the wrong thread. 
 

There’s a shart thread somewhere, why don’t you post these tweets there? At least I can draw a line from here to there topically.  

TLDR: TAMU’s 15 losses are all just JAGs, easily replaceable in the portal, only year 1 of The Elk, 1%ers are bleeders, everything is fine. 
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lol... for a team an Auburn win away from playing in the SECCG... they are falling apart. Glad to see Elko trying the lunchpail "real" team approach with todays kids and having they all:

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Ahaha they're using Dabo as an example of good Portal management.

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But the Aggies are "hitting that portal hard" to build their team! Just hit it hard with NIL bags in this new era of football not to be used to define the Aggie record against t.u..

That's a lotta stuff to hold in a small brain with the wrinkles of an egg.

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Then, the portal is the place to go! Hit. Hard. There are better third stringers to be had! The era of development is over.

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You sayin' Sheriff Elko ain't know what he's doin'?

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Manlyaggie has to be a sip troll with an ag tag.  It’s too on the nose. Or it’s moffitt. 

15 hours ago, Updawg said:

Yeah, I wonder what’s going on over there. Do they hate the place, want more money/playing time? Hate the coaches/ situation?

I know it’s a shithole but 2 years in a row this has happened.

Their coach keeps boxing them out from the training table. 

Tommy Moffitt was just out of the game for a while because he was TOO GOOD at his job. That's usually how it works.

55 minutes ago, Updawg said:

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LMAO

Is that poster's name really "manlyaggie"?  Those weird fucks never cease to amaze me.

On 12/8/2024 at 8:04 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

She seems like the drunk obnoxious one. 

I see this constantly.  I watched our game at a bar in Dallas where a group of SMU folks kept yelling Fuck Texas and other stupid shit.  Everyone just let it go, we were watching the game.

After during the SMU game, nothing was returned their way.  I interact with this and see it all the time.  

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2 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

I see this constantly.  I watched our game at a bar in Dallas where a group of SMU folks kept yelling Fuck Texas and other stupid shit.  Everyone just let it go, we were watching the game.

After during the SMU game, nothing was returned their way.  I interact with this and see it all the time.  

It's a purely instate thing (well, plus Arkansas / Oklahoma). Most of the Carolina schools have nothing but positive things to say.

I went to NC State - Texas basketball the other day and it was a love-in between the two fanbases since they never play each other and were more curious than anything.

1 hour ago, bad_teammate said:

Tommy Moffitt was just out of the game for a while because he was TOO GOOD at his job. That's usually how it works.

He is on the "cutting edge" of S&C. Just ask Weigman. 

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1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

He is on the "cutting edge" of S&C. Just ask Weigman. 

Nahh, bruh-ing intensifies 

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Nahh, bruh-ing intensifies 

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5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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But the Aggies are "hitting that portal hard" to build their team! Just hit it hard with NIL bags in this new era of football not to be used to define the Aggie record against t.u..

That's a lotta stuff to hold in a small brain with the wrinkles of an egg.

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Then, the portal is the place to go! Hit. Hard. There are better third stringers to be had! The era of development is over.

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You sayin' Sheriff Elko ain't no what he's doin'?

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Players portalling out of A&M are bread/can't handle The Elk and The Moff's demand for excellence! 

Players portalling into A&M are not greedy ne'er do wells looking for a payday, they are good hard working Ags wanting to be coached up into All-SECSECSEC Adonises by our studly, manly coaching staff!

5 hours ago, Focht Up said:

LMAO

Is that poster's name really "manlyaggie"?  Those weird fucks never cease to amaze me.

He just wants to be sure nobody confuses him for a yell leader or corps member. 

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You were already shadowesque against SCAR and Auburn.

Rich in Agginess:

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Thinking!

1 Manly Aggie! Terrifying to think of. Manly manful thinking of the masculine sort.

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2 These 2%er quitters don't have the stuff to workout with a manful Aggie trainer from the grinding SEC.

3 Elko, clearly leading through example, wants to bring the macho out of these wusses. Thank the God of War!

4 Just give them time to install their system and players and look out!

7 hours ago, nnm said:

TLDR: TAMU’s 15 losses are all just JAGs, easily replaceable in the portal, only year 1 of The Elk, 1%ers are bleeders, everything is fine. 
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Sylla...not SEC ready anymore. Weird. 

It just occurred to me that we probably would have won the SEC if Auburn had beaten A&M.  Oh well

3 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

I heard The Elk credits Moffitt for his athletic physique 

TIL Moffitt likes to bake cakes and cookies.

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14 minutes ago, Richter said:

It just occurred to me that we probably would have won the SEC if Auburn had beaten A&M.  Oh well

....¿que?

25 minutes ago, Richter said:

It just occurred to me that we probably would have won the SEC if Auburn had beaten A&M.  Oh well

What the fuck is going on here?

48 minutes ago, Richter said:

It just occurred to me that we probably would have won the SEC if Auburn hadn’t beaten A&M.  Oh well

 

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

....¿que?

 

22 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

What the fuck is going on here?

A&M would have (possibly) played us in the CCG if they had NOT lost to Auburn. 

True or not, Carson Beck would have been healthy for the playoffs, no one would have known what the backup QB was like, and Georgia would still have their all-world punter. 

we could’ve beaten aggie two weeks in a row?  borderline erotic. 

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