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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Stadium smack! If they step back and look at their “erector set” of their new addition, they’d logically think twice about comparing our two stadiums. You couldn’t pay me to sit in their South EZ! That shit is unfortunately going to fail within ten years and the lives lost will pale in comparison to their cherished bonfire collapse.

Hook’em!!!

Sadly, though, deaths from collapsing structures then being at two events, it would probably just become the latest Aggie tradition.

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The stadium talk always confuses me.  FIrst of all, Kyle is still a weirdly built shithole, with more obstructed and limited view seats than any other stadium I've ever been to.  Secondly, how would they know shit about DKR?  They haven't been there in more than 14 years.  DKR has gone through 2 or 3 renovations/updates since then.  They are collectively indoctrinated into believing everything A&M is the best that exists, and none of them are objective enough to question or research it.  That, of course, is the core issue preventing them from being successful at anything.

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1 hour ago, Tired Horn said:

Sadly, though, deaths from collapsing structures then being at two events, it would probably just become the latest Aggie tradition.

"Sips sabotaged our stadium."

20 minutes ago, Hairy Biped said:

The stadium talk always confuses me.  FIrst of all, Kyle is still a weirdly built shithole, with more obstructed and limited view seats than any other stadium I've ever been to.  Secondly, how would they know shit about DKR?  They haven't been there in more than 14 years.  DKR has gone through 2 or 3 renovations/updates since then.  They are collectively indoctrinated into believing everything A&M is the best that exists, and none of them are objective enough to question or research it.  That, of course, is the core issue preventing them from being successful at anything.

I am just as confused.

As long as there are enough bathrooms & concession stands to accommodate the fans and you can reach your seat without much hassle, I am not sure what else is needed when attending a game. (This excludes luxury boxes).

I have no idea what they think makes their stadium great and no idea why DKR is supposedly so bad. 

Haven’t been to DKR in 5 to 10 years, but I recall that it had enough bathrooms, so 🤷‍♂️.

4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

I have no idea what they think makes their stadium great and no idea why DKR is supposedly so bad. 

 

They think other programs are jealous of this:

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The next rational opinion aggy has will be their first. 

10 hours ago, WBT said:

Holy shit, how has looch not fought this mark stoops guy in the texags parking lot yet?

No polite aggy has helped Looch find the parking lot yet.

9 hours ago, Dewey said:

"Current dry spell" 

Since Adolph invaded Poland.

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Sometimes you just have to face the fact that it is not just a drought, you actually live in the desert.

Its absolutely fucking incredible that they spout the same reasons year after year about why they arent any good……..

……… and fail to recognize that maybe kids dont wanna go to a 50s-america diploma mill in BFE

 

 

 

 

they will never be good again. Theyll never have success. The only reason they will even be mediocre is because of NIL and all the dumbfucks donating to that shitty school hoping money can turn it around

 

 

 

 

 

1) get rid of the yell leaders

2) lose some of the goofy traditions

3) move a&m to houston

4) get rid of fish camp and the corps. Just have normal ROTC programs

5) drop admission from 72% acceptance rate to like 40% to at least appear like they are a decent school

 

 

 

but they wont/dont change a thing. Thats why they aint never gonna make it. Has nothing to do with coaches/schemes/conferences

45 minutes ago, Mac8111 said:

Sometimes you just have to face the fact that it is not just a drought, you actually live in the desert.

I couldn't find just the right way to say that. Exactly!

On 12/21/2024 at 8:07 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

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So the narrative I'm getting from this is the O-line is as good as it is because the O-line is made up of upper class-men and a couple of probable high draft picks?

And if that wasn't the case for the running game would not be as good as it is?

No shit, Sherlocks!

You gotta hand it to these motherfuckers.

They really know their shit.

I mean c'mon, other than them, who knew Cam Williams has been a starter for 3 years?

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25 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

 

So the narrative I'm getting from this is the O-line is as good as it is because the O-line is made up of upper class-men and a couple of probable high draft picks?

And if that wasn't the case for the running game would not be as good as it is?

No shit, Sherlocks!

You gotta hand it to these motherfuckers.

They really know their shit.

I mean c'mon, other than them, who knew Cam Williams has been a starter for 3 years?

Sark is actually a terrible coach. He keeps getting bailed out by the players he recruited, that were developed by the coaching staff he hand-picked. He can't keep getting away with this!!

58 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Wow. Next August, I hope this guy's elderly mom can sneak a steady stream of Xanax into his SpaghettiOs that he eats in the basement before the season starts

Missing the playoffs is advantage aggy

 

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1 hour ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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You just know some fatass 79 year old Aggie spent like 4 hours on this. He should be checked into a mental institution. God they are so fucking bizarre. 

Well shit…if Elko’s calories are a factor in all this, we’re fucked

9 minutes ago, Jimmy Two Times said:

You just know some fatass 79 year old Aggie spent like 4 hours on this. He should be checked into a mental institution. God they are so fucking bizarre. 

You don’t think it was AI?

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We need an offensive line coach that came from ok state recruiting a hungry 3 star type story going - anyone have that - forgot the coaches name 

11 minutes ago, Hookem10 said:

We need an offensive line coach that came from ok state recruiting a hungry 3 star type story going - anyone have that - forgot the coaches name 

That would be Joe Wickline.  He was the offensive coordinator and playcaller at Texas.  /winkwink

20 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You don’t think it was AI?

I don't think AI can perfectly recreate the precise type of mental illness that emanates from an Aggie post like that. That being said, there are suspiciously few misspellings and most of them are functionally illiterate. 

I don't think AI can perfectly recreate the precise type of mental illness that emanates from an Aggie post like that. That being said, there are suspiciously few misspellings and most of them are functionally illiterate. 

Whether the poster used AI or did it himself we probably shouldn’t make fun of them because he clearly has a mental disability
11 minutes ago, Updawg said:


Whether the poster used AI or did it himself we probably shouldn’t make fun of them because he clearly has a mental disability

If we couldn't make fun of mentally disabled people, this entire thread would cease to exist. 

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3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
You don’t think it was AI?

It was definitely aggy intelligence.

No such thing.

35 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

aggy intelligence.

Perfect for these oxyMORONS

"In the land of aggieland"? Seriously?

CHIEF

His meter and alliteration leave much to be desired, but I think we can all agree his onomatopoeia is exquisite.

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

His meter and alliteration leave much to be desired, but I think we can all agree his onomatopoeia is exquisite.

Agreed, I really feel like I can hear the diarrhea 

On 12/23/2024 at 12:22 PM, Redneck Mutha said:

Stupid sips, winning playoff games instead of focusing on the portal!

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Jesus fucking Christ.   His wife’s boyfriend def things he’s a pussy 

I’m sensing y’all would rather not hear my reimagined Longhorn version of The Twelve Days of Christmas… 

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1 hour ago, Junior Bonner said:

I’m sensing y’all would rather not hear my my reimagined Longhorn version of The Twelve Days of Christmas… 

On the first day of Christmas, South Austin's mom gave to me...

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19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

On the first day of Christmas, South Austin's mom gave to me...

…a raging case of herpes. 

19 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

On the first day of Christmas, South Austin's mom gave to me...

Every known to man S T D!

The guys above really just wanted to say the following:

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Time for the yell leaders to just come out of the closet

3 hours ago, Updawg said:

Time for the yell leaders to just come out of the closet

As they’re all piled up on one of their beds. Undoubtedly about to touch his Tra La La. 

3 hours ago, Updawg said:

Time for the yell leaders to just come out of the closet

Just think if these kids hadn’t been brainwashed by their families they’d probably be having sex regularly, and binge drinking.

Instead, they’re hosting Call Her Daddy podcasts on an Alaskan king, and are ridiculed nationally after every Midnight Yell Practice. 

TIL there is an Alaskan king mattress

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Of the widely available beds, the biggest size is the California king (74 x 84 inches). In non-standard sizes, the family bed is twice that (144 x 84) followed by Alaska king (108 x 108), Texas king (80 x 96) and Wyoming king (84 x 84), but these can be hard to acquire and hard to buy bedding for.

 

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Yeah but have you learned how many yell leaders it’ll fit nuts to butts?

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