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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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35 minutes ago, WBT said:

What casino are y'all playing at that has $10 chips?

Probably Slots A Fun in front of CircusCircus.

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2 hours ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Reed is going to be developed into a decent RB for some other team. 

FIFY

Firing Bateman in his first year would be a failure by any definition, but if anybody could it spin, it’s aggy.

Looch might already be planting the seeds with “communication issues” between Bateman and Elko. I assume Elko is calling the defense, so Bateman is nothing more than a figurehead/extra body in recruiting. Firing him would accomplish very little other than giving TexAgs some red meat. 

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3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Probably Slots A Fun in front of CircusCircus.

is that the place with 99 cent Michelob Light bottles? 

Another 8-win season in the bag. They shall celebrate that they didn't get get that covered 7-loss season, hut they're so out of reach for that 9th win. 

Thank you, aggy, for being you. 

35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

is that the place with 99 cent Michelob Light bottles? 

That's Casino Royale (Best Western), different place

46 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

is that the place with 99 cent Michelob Light bottles? 

Heineken, and free popcorn..

A couple of the table games were located almost on the front sidewalk during temperate weather.

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8 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Well, let me stop you at non-gambler. These threads get derailed for cheese, so why not some gambling? Although, let me try to explain it in other terms. It’s not so much ridiculing his risk aversion, it’s ridiculing his fucking income to risk.

The point of gambling is thus:

A) To make money

B) The excitement of the risk 

C) Both A and B 

 

That fat slob makes millions of dollars, he’s not making any meaningful money (for him) playing $10 chips, and therefore there isn’t much of a rush for winning/losing. So he’s wasting his fucking time drinking free Coronas. If he doesn’t like gambling that much, fine, then why isn’t he doing something else like fucking game prep? or eating at a nice fucking restaurant, as clearly he likes fucking eating and boozing. 
 

He makes millions of dollars, we’d also ridicule him for dressing like a hobo, eating nothing but $1 Jack In The Crack tacos, driving a used pinto, etc. The guy is a John Daly/Matt Rhule level boozer and we’d also make fun of him for drinking a cosmopolitan. 
 

Signed, 

A guy who only plays $10 chips at $25 dollar tables. 

Right. So even if he goes on an amazing, historic run of Anti-Martingale betting at a $25 BlackJack table he’d hope to have a nice run in the $15-20k vicinity and that’s very rare. A good win that’s not outside the norms at that betting level is $5-10k. That’s a huge win for most folks but it’s different for a guy who makes $7mm/year.

I’ve seen people go on those runs but 99% of the time you’re losing that money. They don’t build the casinos by giving money away. The risk to wealth ratio makes this sort of a boring game. I’ve played lousy $1 tables with I’ve been downtown and it’s hard to actually care about it because you’re not going to win a lot even if you do well.

I used to play a lot of Blackjack. I went to Vegas a lot with a friend of mine. He sat down at a table with some old lady at the Golden Nugget. It was a $100 table but the lady was betting $10k minimum per hand. This goes on for a while until she losses maybe $100,000, gets up and leaves. My friend is just kinda shocked. When she leaves the dealer tell him that the lady is Ray Kroc’s widow.

2 minutes ago, Xminus6 said:

Right. So even if he goes on an amazing, historic run of Anti-Martingale betting at a $25 BlackJack table he’d hope to have a nice run in the $15-20k vicinity and that’s very rare. A good win that’s not outside the norms at that betting level is $5-10k. That’s a huge win for most folks but it’s different for a guy who makes $7mm/year.

I’ve seen people go on those runs but 99% of the time you’re losing that money. They don’t build the casinos by giving money away. The risk to wealth ratio makes this sort of a boring game. I’ve played lousy $1 tables with I’ve been downtown and it’s hard to actually care about it because you’re not going to win a lot even if you do well.

I used to play a lot of Blackjack. I went to Vegas a lot with a friend of mine. He sat down at a table with some old lady at the Golden Nugget. It was a $100 table but the lady was betting $10k minimum per hand. This goes on for a while until she losses maybe $100,000, gets up and leaves. My friend is just kinda shocked. When she leaves the dealer tell him that the lady is Ray Kroc’s widow.

Joan

Dealers name….Albert Einstein.

39 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Heineken, and free popcorn..

A couple of the table games were located almost on the front sidewalk during temperate weather.

It's apparently going to be remodeled. Downtown Vegas is much nicer than it used to be

2 hours ago, nnm said:

 

I wish they would have hired Belichick, it would have put the Jimbo coasters to shame. The drop in October's would have been historic. Overdose on tears guaranteed.

Belichick's girlfriend would never agreed to move to College Station.

22 minutes ago, Deej said:

Belichick's girlfriend would never agreed to move to College Station.

Fact

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

It's apparently going to be remodeled. Downtown Vegas is much nicer than it used to be

well, it USED TO BE a fucking total shithole.  So it could only get better.. 

4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Another 8-win season in the bag. They shall celebrate that they didn't get get that covered 7-loss season, hut they're so out of reach for that 9th win. 

Thank you, aggy, for being you. 

aggy is lucky they don’t play another 3-4 games, or they’d have a losing season!

8 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Firing Bateman in his first year would be a failure by any definition, but if anybody could it spin, it’s aggy.

Looch might already be planting the seeds with “communication issues” between Bateman and Elko. I assume Elko is calling the defense, so Bateman is nothing more than a figurehead/extra body in recruiting. Firing him would accomplish very little other than giving TexAgs some red meat. 

Elko doesn't look like he's calling anything. He just walks around on the sideline looking either exasperated or dumbfounded. 

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At least he's always dressed like a millionaire. The white mumu with ol' Sarge never fails to impress.

53 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

aggy is lucky they don’t play another 3-4 games, or they’d have a losing season!

8-4/5 is a losing season for blue bloods, but for bottom dwellers and plebs it's posted on their stadium and in their hall of shame for all recruits to see. 

Those are few that will bounces when a new offer comes in before they run. No QB can throw to few new Shiney so they hit that portal again 

Wash. Rinse, repeat. 

23 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He just walks around on the sideline looking either exasperated or dumbfounded. 

You misspelled hangry.

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Belichick's girlfriend would never agreed to move to College Station.

If Belichick's girlfriend had taste and discernment she wouldn't be Belichick's girlfriend. 

5 hours ago, Horndog said:

If Belichick's girlfriend had taste and discernment she wouldn't be Belichick's girlfriend. 

Taste and discernment often comes with money. Guess what the dude in his 70’s has and the girl in her early 20’s doesn’t? I bet she will when he dies though. 

Different strokes for different folks. As long as no one is getting hurt, live it up.

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Here’s Sir William Bartholomew Liucci IV with his latest sunshine pumping tweet that leads to another challenge to meet a fellow aggie for fisticuffs in the texags parking lot. The comments are excellent. 

 

Liucci doesn't understand the differences between something suddenly happening and something being suddenly cooked up in his noodle.

27 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Here’s Sir William Bartholomew Liucci IV with his latest sunshine pumping tweet that leads to another challenge to meet a fellow aggie for fisticuffs in the texags parking lot. The comments are excellent. 

 

And we're off...

Wouldn't they have more NIL money for players if Billy Liucci wasn't skimming off the top of donations?

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Here’s Sir William Bartholomew Liucci IV with his latest sunshine pumping tweet that leads to another challenge to meet a fellow aggie for fisticuffs in the texags parking lot. The comments are excellent. 

 

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And one of the 2 seasons was the 10 game Covid season.  The other being the Mike evans heisman season that manziel got credit for. 

1 hour ago, Laxtonto said:

 

Santa Schlub and Talking Thumb making a lot of sense here. 

4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Are they comparing Jayden Daniels to Reed?

 

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Daniels scored more for my fantasy team last night than Reed will score v. Texas in his career

7 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Santa Schlub and Talking Thumb making a lot of sense here. 

It’s scary that even the aggy SEC homers are starting to see the light. I doubt it so t keep them from being overly optimistic about them preseason but hopefully they will at least be a bit more cautious about them during the season.

Like all good humor, the aggy roll coaster meme is grounded in truth. That truth is slowly coming through to the rest of the SEC masses

58 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Why are they so weird?

 

They should really wear bowties, and sing "Buffalo Gal Won't You Come Out Tonight." I'm sure they get all of the "Dames." Pomade guys, for sure, not quite cool enough for Dapper Dan.

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4 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

They should really wear bowties, and sing "Buffalo Gal Won't You Come Out Tonight." I'm sure they get all of the "Dames." Pomade guys, for sure, not quite cool enough for Dapper Dan.

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4 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

 

o rly SEC Mike? 

Still the greatest moment ever on the Finebaum show. 7:09 mark. 

 

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24 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

o rly SEC Mike? 

Still the greatest moment ever on the Finebaum show. 7:09 mark. 

 

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5 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

 

They had a chance to beat AN ACTUAL BLUEBLOOD!

You sonofabitch! Why are you so mean?!

5 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Why are they so weird?

 

"And we'll be right back to Mr. Rodgers neighborhood after these weird people"

psa: uverse guide has been tracking accurately all day and the aggy vegas melt is still showing for midnight on secn

AND secn for the 2nd time in 24 hours lists the aggy vegas melt and shows something else......  this can't be on purpose, right?

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