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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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They've modernized their euphemisms. Being outscored or running out of time is now underperforming for the Aggies. Their norm would be performing normally = winning.

Texas winning = overperforming since our norm is, of course, losing. 

 

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One should never ever lose to teams with comparable rosters. That is why the Aggies are currently #7 and the talk of college football. I guess none of these Aggies were the ones predicting a .500 season for Texas or losing 2 out of three to Arkansas, OU, and Vandy.

If we go all the way, we will have played no teams with pulses and/or been saved by our world-wide control over refs. Toxic Texas.

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This is new. 

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I just imagine all the ESL collegians in College Station smacking their foreheads. "Where'd these idiots learn English?"

 

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New day? New? Y'all invented ESipN back when you fled from us a dozen years ago. It's almost insulting that this guy doesn't realize that we've been calling the shots at the NCAA, ESPN, the newspapers, state government, and in their tiny little heads since the University of Toxins was created! Fuck man, we killed Kennedy!

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9 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

All hope is lost. The University of Toxins has gotten to the nerds! The nerds! Lord have mercy!

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

New day? New? Y'all invented ESipN back when you fled from us a dozen years ago. It's almost insulting that this guy doesn't realize that we've been calling the shots at the NCAA, ESPN, the newspapers, state government, and in their tiny little heads since the University of Toxins was created! Fuck man, we killed Kennedy!

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So every time two helmets touch it should be considered targeting. Got it.

15 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

So every time two helmets touch it should be considered targeting. Got it.

Will Smith says hi!

11 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

The most egregious non talked about no call in the game was the Skattebo TD where his olineman suplexed him into the end zone. An olineman can’t pick up a ball carrier and move him forward. Naturally every media outlet on Twitter praised Skattebo’s “strength” instead recognizing it was a penalty.

Palmer and Tessitore were praising the OL for his effort pulling the guy forward instead of pointing out the obvious penalty. I genuinely think they did not know that should've been a flag.

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20 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

So every time two helmets touch it should be considered targeting. Got it.

Replay even confirmed that it was just a friendly boop. 

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See? 

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20 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

So every time two helmets touch it should be considered targeting. Got it.

I believe it’s already called docking. 

The “comparable roster” thing is an impressive new level of Aggy Logic:

Sips aren’t any good because every team they beat isn’t as good as they are!

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

Look, replay confirmed that it was just a friendly boop. 

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See?

Knees still bent, foot on the ground, and leading with the facemask. 

1 hour ago, Mason Ramsey said:

Palmer and Tessitore were praising the OL for his effort pulling the guy forward instead of pointing out the obvious penalty. I genuinely think they did not know that should've been a flag.

In Tessitore’s defense, he spends so much time going nuts over every

•big hit
•near big hit
•first down
•near first down
•touchdown
•near touchdown
•sack
•near sack
•completion
•near completion 
•turnover 
•near turnover 
•momentum changing play
•near momentum changing play
•and time out…

…that he doesn’t have time to learn the nuance between “tush push” and “full suplex body slam”.

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2 hours ago, DaysOff said:

So every time two helmets touch it should be considered targeting. Got it.

That's called docking sir!

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I believe it’s already called docking. 

Damnit, too late with my reply 

It's ok to admit it was targeting guys.  They aren't going to take the win away.

I mean, I’m fucking shocked they didn’t call targeting. What isn’t shocking is how much Burt Auburn sucks dick. 

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57 minutes ago, WBT said:

It's ok to admit it was targeting guys.  They aren't going to take the win away.

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4 hours ago, MirrOlure said:

The “comparable roster” thing is an impressive new level of Aggy Logic:

Sips aren’t any good because every team they beat isn’t as good as they are!


Exclusive pic of aggy post-game tears already en route to the Dallas tailgate: 


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2 hours ago, WBT said:

It's ok to admit it was targeting guys.  They aren't going to take the win away.

I know of at least one thread where it is most definitely NOT OK to admit this.

Have the “our loss to ND is better than tu’s losses to UGA” posts started yet?

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Aggy head is gonna explode rooting for us since we are the only SEC team left

6 hours ago, WBT said:

It's ok to admit it was targeting guys.  They aren't going to take the win away.

There have been at least half a dozen posts showing the four additional criteria that must be met for targeting. The hit did not meet any of those four criteria. While at the time I thought it was targeting, I also didn’t know the full rule, nor did anyone else. It’s the same reason the hit on Bond wasn’t called targeting. I don’t know why you aren’t aware of this given how much it’s been discussed on Surly and elsewhere. 

I love how aggy fandom compares their 4-A talent, that could match up with Texas’ best 5-6A teams in the playoffs. Just IMO!

Hook’em!!!

Elko’s problem is that he’s so obsessed with physical size that he got all of his players fat and slow, just like himself. He literally created a team in his own image.

They still talking like they didn’t just lost. to usc last. Week 🤣🤣🤣

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RexAg86 - never, ever change, you completely, utterly unhinged motherfucker. That's the REALLY good shit

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On a thread where these rubes are pining for the return of Denver Harris, Daddy98 flies in off the top ropes with an all time heater:

 

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9 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

They still talking like they didn’t just lost. to usc last. Week 🤣🤣🤣

They guys are crazy.  I tell you.  What.

9 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

This is some high level conspiracy shit 

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1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

On a thread where these rubes are pining for the return of Denver Harris, Daddy98 flies in off the top ropes with an all time heater:

 

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It’s always fun when they get so unhinged that they forget that Texas … you know … actually played Texas A&M. Never mind that, let’s do the transitive property thing.  

3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

On a thread where these rubes are pining for the return of Denver Harris, Daddy98 flies in off the top ropes with an all time heater:

 

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Man, "portalcol son" was sitting right there for him too. 

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

On a thread where these rubes are pining for the return of Denver Harris, Daddy98 flies in off the top ropes with an all time heater:

 

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It never fucking fails does it? I can set my watch by him drunk posting on a friday early in the day. 

41 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

It’s always fun when they get so unhinged that they forget that Texas … you know … actually played Texas A&M. Never mind that, let’s do the transitive property thing.  

They're creative. They can always choose the timeframe or narrative that makes them the better team. And of course, all those wins they never had to earn.

As I always say, win or lose, aggies never shut the fuck up.

4 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

It never fucking fails does it? I can set my watch by him drunk posting on a friday early in the day. 

Have you ever considered that he may actually be mentally retarded?

13 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Have you ever considered that he may actually be mentally retarded?

Ive seen enough pathetic drunk posters here on Surly to know it when I see it.  That dude is on the sauce, on the reg.

Also, its definitely both.

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

On a thread where these rubes are pining for the return of Denver Harris, Daddy98 flies in off the top ropes with an all time heater:

 

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Daddy98 is reliable.  I used to think it was a bit, but there's no way this is intentional trolling at this point.

20 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Have you ever considered that he may actually be mentally retarded?

 

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