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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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11 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

 

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Where did this unhinged lunatic end up? State prison for domestic violence or pedophilia? Federal prison for domestic terrorism threats?

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30 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Ive seen enough pathetic drunk posters here on Surly to know it when I see it.  That dude is on the sauce, on the reg.

Also, its definitely both.

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19 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Where did this unhinged lunatic end up? State prison for domestic violence or pedophilia? Federal prison for domestic terrorism threats?

Probably dead by now.

Akita something or other. An absolute raging psycho. Would not be shocked to learn he's a serial killer.

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Probably dead by now.

Akita something or other. An absolute raging psycho. Would not be shocked to learn he's a serial killer.

I was not being even a little bit sarcastic in my post. He was a full on nut job. Serial rapist, serial killer, stalker, spousal homicide, domestic terrorist, pedophile, or any number of psychopath results really wouldn't surprise at all.

7 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I was not being even a little bit sarcastic in my post. He was a full on nut job. Serial rapist, serial killer, stalker, spousal homicide, domestic terrorist, pedophile, or any number of psychopath results really wouldn't surprise at all.

Who is the designated Surly P.I. for cases like this?  Id like to know current whereabouts, known associates, and what type of POS we are tracking here.

7 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Who is the designated Surly P.I. for cases like this?  Id like to know current whereabouts, known associates, and what type of POS we are tracking here.

Randolph Duke

The crown of the helmet, you say? Their face masks hit each other. He wasn't defenseless, either. He fucking turned around and Taaffe lit him up. Fucking tards, man. 

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35 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Randolph Duke

Maybe Randy's dismembered body is in Akita's deep freeze. That would explain some things.

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If only there were some objective way to judge how they would have fared against Texas... I guess we'll never know.

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It's almost like an alternate universe when you go from TexAgs to 247; 247 seems less unhinged and more rational. 

On 1/1/2025 at 9:13 PM, Longhornfrenzy said:

Daddy98 

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If this is the same Daddy98, he must have sobered up, since, you know, he made complete sentences without total gibberish. 

On 1/1/2025 at 9:29 PM, vtaenz said:

what a bunch of insufferable jizz knuckles 

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2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Where did this unhinged lunatic end up? State prison for domestic violence or pedophilia? Federal prison for domestic terrorism threats?

Having had a lunatic neighbor already (he tore down my shitty landscaping) I think they are just puffing their chest, when I trolled him in real life the little bitch stood down, I got him to fix it it and did it laughing.

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2 hours ago, linux said:

Having had a lunatic neighbor already (he tore down my shitty landscaping) I think they are just puffing their chest, when I trolled him in real life the little bitch stood down, I got him to fix it it and did it laughing.

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42 minutes ago, futureman said:

can you tell this story

From memory, just some jackass that was always quiet and when I was moving started to puff up, had zero understanding of water flow since he thought my shitty $50 landscaping (to cover weeds and put the house for sale) would drown/damage his admittedly much better work. He tore mine up but I was not going to let it slide. He even threatened me with lawsuits to prevent the sale, rather than panic I just laughed in his face and lied to him that I did not want to move, that I loved it there, and was going to make his quiet life a living hell. I even put neighbors on speaker phone to really make him look like a shrunken little man.

In the end he hired someone to staple it back in place, but I knowingly twisted the knife by being there and chatting with the hired hand he was absolutely livid and said "you work for me! don't talk to him!" I just stood there with a shit eating grin.

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11 hours ago, linux said:

From memory, just some jackass that was always quiet and when I was moving started to puff up, had zero understanding of water flow since he thought my shitty $50 landscaping (to cover weeds and put the house for sale) would drown/damage his admittedly much better work. He tore mine up but I was not going to let it slide. He even threatened me with lawsuits to prevent the sale, rather than panic I just laughed in his face and lied to him that I did not want to move, that I loved it there, and was going to make his quiet life a living hell. I even put neighbors on speaker phone to really make him look like a shrunken little man.

In the end he hired someone to staple it back in place, but I knowingly twisted the knife by being there and chatting with the hired hand he was absolutely livid and said "you work for me! don't talk to him!" I just stood there with a shit eating grin.

don't tell this again

 

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But the patch! It's your soul! Oh, wait. The B1G has a patch, too.

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I like that the've already awarded the natty to tOSU. 

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Less than one year into this journey—one!!—and we have ruined the single thing more precious to their dark, little hearts than anything else, conference pride. How fantastic.

Too far up there for me to find and quote…but buried in all that Looch drivel was a matter of fact comment about the Aggy being “unique because they pour so much into it…” 

That right there is the root of their ultimate delusion. Hell, Duke and UNC are “pouring so much” into football now and in our own backyard, SMU and even Tech have deeper pocketed and better organized alums pouring into their programs. 
 

Yeah, there’s a lot that is “unique” about those fucktards, but that ain’t one of them, Billy

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But the patch! It's your soul! Oh, wait. The B1G has a patch, too.

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I like that the've already awarded the natty to tOSU. 

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2 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Less than one year into this journey—one!!—and we have ruined the single thing more precious to their dark, little hearts than anything else, conference pride. How fantastic.

An Aggie buddy of mine is really taking this angle of things hard. He was very confident that we'd come into the SEC and be taught a rough lesson and humbled. Crowed about Georgia beating us the first time and was generally insufferable. He let it go for a while when the inevitable A&M collapse/Texas resurgence happened and he's kind of reduced to angrily whining about conference drama.

- Very upset with me and others in the group chat for laughing at the SEC's bowl woes, admonishing us to have conference pride
- Seems brainlocked at the concept of viewing Ohio St/Texas through his promoted prism of conference pride when confronted by Florida buddy (never me, picking on Aggies isn't even really fun for me in real life unless they start it, and even then kind of boring).

The Big 10 call from within Aggie fandom is just a re-manifestation of the same sad, pathetic impulse that led them out of the Big 12. There is no faith within them that they will ever be anything worth attention, so they think they need coattails to ride or to be in near proximity to a shinier object to get its reflected light. It's not even in their heads that they could either (a) be the leader or (b) be focused on themselves and their own achievements/failures outside of regularly comparing against others.

And really, a lot of this is our fault. If you make fun of little brother enough, he believes it and it becomes his personality if he isn't mentally and emotionally strong. Aggies are neither. I'd like to respect them, but they have to make themselves respectable (win) and then act respectably (stop fucking whining all the time and seeking Good Boy points and praise and validation from others) over a consistent period of time.

If not winning -> shut up
If winning -> act like its expected and be outwardly non-plussed and gracious
repeat for 20 years and maybe, MAYBE we can start to look at you like you're a Big Boy

4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

An Aggie buddy of mine is really taking this angle of things hard. He was very confident that we'd come into the SEC and be taught a rough lesson and humbled. Crowed about Georgia beating us the first time and was generally insufferable. He let it go for a while when the inevitable A&M collapse/Texas resurgence happened and he's kind of reduced to angrily whining about conference drama.

- Very upset with me and others in the group chat for laughing at the SEC's bowl woes, admonishing us to have conference pride
- Seems brainlocked at the concept of viewing Ohio St/Texas through his promoted prism of conference pride when confronted by Florida buddy (never me, picking on Aggies isn't even really fun for me in real life unless they start it, and even then kind of boring).

The Big 10 call from within Aggie fandom is just a re-manifestation of the same sad, pathetic impulse that led them out of the Big 12. There is no faith within them that they will ever be anything worth attention, so they think they need coattails to ride or to be in near proximity to a shinier object to get its reflected light. It's not even in their heads that they could either (a) be the leader or (b) be focused on themselves and their own achievements/failures outside of regularly comparing against others.

And really, a lot of this is our fault. If you make fun of little brother enough, he believes it and it becomes his personality if he isn't mentally and emotionally strong. Aggies are neither. I'd like to respect them, but they have to make themselves respectable (win) and then act respectably (stop fucking whining all the time and seeking Good Boy points and praise and validation from others) over a consistent period of time.

If not winning -> shut up
If winning -> act like its expected and be outwardly non-plussed and gracious
repeat for 20 years and maybe, MAYBE we can start to look at you like you're a Big Boy

I dont even care if they did that.  theyll still be shitty lil brother. but we don't have to worry about them winning so its moot. 

They could become a rival in the sense of "oh no, you're a regional threat to my success and equal or better in important ways so our rivalry is somewhat the result of our organic experiences!" (like OU) and not just a rival in the sense of being fucking annoying and historically/politically/economically tied together; de facto rivalry.

But yeah, it's not something we'll ever have to worry about, because they aren't going to win and even if they did there's no way they don't act like fucking clowns the entire time.

5 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

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5 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Less than one year into this journey—one!!—and we have ruined the single thing more precious to their dark, little hearts than anything else, conference pride. How fantastic.

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The post of the guy telling the story of how he converted to ATM fandom and chose to go to school there accordingly - he left out the part where he excitedly applied to Texas and received his rejection letter 4 days later. 

They really are broken and in rough shape. What a pathetic bunch of losers

6 minutes ago, Updawg said:

They really are broken and in rough shape. What a pathetic bunch of losers

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I’m guessing that sixfoot poster is really 5’9”

Aggy switching conferences to the Big10 was be hilarious 

 

1. Scoreboard again 

2. They'd float along as the average team they are , riding OSU instead of Bamas coattails

3. Never live down running from Texas

I agree on many of the branding problems but until they are ready to purge the yell leaders from the sidelines it doesn't matter what they rename themselves 

Ans no name will be larger than TEXAS 

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Michigan State will never be a more important football program than Michigan.  UCLA will never be a more important football program than USC.  Auburn will never be a more important football program than Alabama.  

This is the nature of being a little brother to a blueblood.  It will never change. 

I find it so fucking funny how the semis of CFP(with mulitiple 2 Loss teams) and Texas being last SEC standing has created an aggy mind prison that basically has them making circular arguments.

 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

The post of the guy telling the story of how he converted to ATM fandom and chose to go to school there accordingly - he left out the part where he excitedly applied to Texas and received his rejection letter 4 days later. 

I don’t see anything about him actually going to ATM, which makes it even funnier. He just “slowly started finding (him)self rooting for ATM” the year after he graduated high school. 

Those same power house SEC teams that shit all over themselves in their bowl games?

I’m ready to hear them poo poo Ohio State if we win next week. “They had the easiest schedule to the Championship. They beat the an average OSU team that lost to michigan!”

44 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Aggy switching conferences to the Big10 was be hilarious 

 

1. Scoreboard again 

2. They'd float along as the average team they are , riding OSU instead of Bamas coattails

3. Never live down running from Texas

I agree on many of the branding problems but until they are ready to purge the yell leaders from the sidelines it doesn't matter what they rename themselves 

Ans no name will be larger than TEXAS 

All true.  But they’d have an entirely new group of people to give directions to their stadium to, while amazing them with their down home hospitality.   

Invaluable.

20 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Really cool how Elko established so much culture in year one, as plainly evidenced by…well….him saying so?

Yeah having the guy that is a team leader, one of the select few who are allowed to talk to the media after a humiliating loss. Those guys are cancer, the ones want out of the program ASAP. 

50 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

Really cool how Elko established so much culture in year one, as plainly evidenced by…well….him saying so?

Stupid sip, he established the new 8-5 culture 

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3 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The post of the guy telling the story of how he converted to ATM fandom and chose to go to school there accordingly - he left out the part where he excitedly applied to Texas and received his rejection letter 4 days later. 

This was my very first thought. Then I realized, he's just pulling an aggie card and writing a fictional account. As another poster stated, he didn't even talk about, you know, attending aggie, the university and its "amazing" academics, being in amazing college station, the "amazing" women. Just about the amazing history and culture of aggie football.

Seems legit.

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

This was my very first thought. Then I realized, he's just pulling an aggie card and writing a fictional account. As another poster stated, he didn't even talk about, you know, attending aggie, the university and its "amazing" academics, being in amazing college station, the "amazing" women. Just about the amazing history and culture of aggie football.

Seems legit.

Legit like the street vendor Rolexes BMAs wear. 

9 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Less than one year into this journey—one!!—and we have ruined the single thing more precious to their dark, little hearts than anything else, conference pride. How fantastic.

So their 100 Year Decision earned them a 5th place finish in their 1st year in the new conference.

They have second thoughts that their $100 million dollar coach will lose to Texas, so they fire him, only to replace him with the coach that recruited the '22 Award Winning Class (they got an award, right?) on the premise that he could keep the class together (he couldn't) and get them to the precipice of the coveted Natty (he didn't). 

As bad as this was, the first time they face Big Bad Texas as a SEC Conference member, they are ..., what was it?...,  "physically annihilated" and embarrassed at home.

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3 hours ago, Scholz said:

I’m guessing that sixfoot poster is really 5’9”

If that guy is 5'9" then Skittlebrau is 5'11". Dude is 5'6" max

I've long held the belief (fully documented, of course) that The Big10 has highly coveted adding aggy, the crown jewel of the South/Texas.

aggy not pursuing a transfer QB is sheer negligence. They should have been in it for Mensah, and they should be actively tampering with guys like Leavitt. 
 

Rolling with Reed is going to cost them yet another season. 

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

The post of the guy telling the story of how he converted to ATM fandom and chose to go to school there accordingly - he left out the part where he excitedly applied to Texas and received his rejection letter 4 days later. 

Yessss

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Not hard to believe that a slow realizer might find A&M appealing. Of course, there's more:

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What are these things? From up higher:

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Texas has none of these things. What next transpires? Anyone have a wild guess? It almost certainly happens slowly because it's on brand.

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Like the earlier hogwash written by the stepson of an Aggie, he "finds himself" rooting for A&M. It's sort of like finding someone masturbating to videos of cats shitting or an Alabama fan finding a tick on his dick. Hand in oily hand with this finding is the despising of the University of Toxins for not having traditions, a band, atmosphere or passion.

He brings it home on the whole culture and traditions thing:

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Here's the deal, my slow friend. Every school has traditions, a band, passion, and whatever else makes you think A&M is special. You want an award for doing the same thing everyone else is doing in saner ways.

The aspects of your traditions that you think the world will love have been gaining national attention. Everybody thinks they're weird.

The "most impressive CFB culture" doesn't win anything. Ever. Consider that.

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3 hours ago, Noozak said:

I’m ready to hear them poo poo Ohio State if we win next week. “They had the easiest schedule to the Championship. They beat the an average OSU team that lost to michigan!”

Imagine if we beat SMU and Boise St to play Notre Dame to go to championship...their heads may explode with a draw that...checks notes..Penn St has

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