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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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7 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Kozmozag (Daddy98 sock?) - new Aggie tag line?

 

 

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10 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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OK, I take it back. They're unhinged. I suspect TexAgs posters came over to that site and complained. Shocker, I know. 

8 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Aggy switching conferences to the Big10 was be hilarious 

 

1. Scoreboard again 

2. They'd float along as the average team they are , riding OSU instead of Bamas coattails

3. Never live down running from Texas

I agree on many of the branding problems but until they are ready to purge the yell leaders from the sidelines it doesn't matter what they rename themselves 

Ans no name will be larger than TEXAS 

You know how bad they want to be Texas? Their baseball uniforms say "Texas" not Texas A&M. It's pathetic and sad. 

9 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Daddy98 is one weird MFer

 

This one was especially cringey

 

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Looch will ban people for writing fricking, but he’ll let a presumed, functionally illiterate serial killer like Daddy98 post with impunity. 
 

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. 

“I see us a high tier 2…”

I see you as a perpetual slightly above .500 conference team, wherever you go and whatever the conference.

I wonder who’s right. Or maybe “high tier 2” means “a little better than a coin flip,” but I don’t think so. 

48 minutes ago, Bevo said:

 

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46 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch will ban people for writing fricking, but he’ll let a presumed, functionally illiterate serial killer like Daddy98 post with impunity. 
 

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. 

He's a cunt hair away from writing his pre-attempted-murder-spree manifesto.

Strange packages marked this is not a bomb, open it! will arrive at the University. Radio Shack receipts will be recovered from the faultily wired Play-Doh(!) from the incompetently erected dumbass devices (IEDDs). 

Since it's more of a seeming-prank than real attack (the packages did declare themselves not to be bombs), Daddy 98 will be released on his own retardedness and succesfully run for state senator from Tomball, Texas. He will perish in a log collapse at a bonfire erected to honor him.

Thread on Texags:

We lost a good Ag today.

Hundreds of cornball responses: "Here."

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch will ban people for writing fricking, but he’ll let a presumed, functionally illiterate serial killer like Daddy98 post with impunity. 
 

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. 

Well you did say he's a possible serial killer. That's probably why. Billy wants to live and keep gifting off those morons. 

He's a cunt hair away from writing his pre-attempted-murder-spree manifesto.
Strange packages marked this is not a bomb, open it! will arrive at the University. Radio Shack receipts will be recovered from the faultily wired Play-Doh(!) from the incompetently erected dumbass devices (IEDDs). 
Since it's more of a seeming-prank than real attack (the packages did declare themselves not to be bombs), Daddy 98 will be released on his own retardedness and succesfully run for state senator from Tomball, Texas. He will perish in a log collapse at a bonfire erected to honor him.
Thread on Texags:
We lost a good Ag today.
Hundreds of cornball responses: "Here."

Amazing.

holy smokes the mental gymnastics required to make these arguments.  They would have erected a statue for Sark if he had the results there that he's only had in last 2 years here.

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Texas must be the first program in history to win big by having more talent than the majority of their opponents.  

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Soo, it's not Sark, so it must be the inherent greatness of tu! More parrot:

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Smoked in OT against Georgia. Conspiracy. 

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Man the lack of critical thinking skills is stunning. If Sark is mediocre and the only reason Texas is good is because of money and talent then that’s fucking great for us because Sark will leave but the money and talent won’t.

Uh-oh…….44mAG better watch out forthe incoming from the mouth breathers….

 

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I feel stupid for not realizing this sooner. 
 
I knew the Ags suffered tragedy with every big Texas win. I failed to realize how much fun a four tier college football playoff could be, with them dying horrible emotional deaths every ten days. 

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Ladies and gentleman, the mark for delusions of grandeur for 2025 has been set.

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54 minutes ago, statsman said:

I feel stupid for not realizing this sooner. 
 
I knew the Ags suffered tragedy with every big Texas win. I failed to realize how much fun a four tier college football playoff could be, with them dying horrible emotional deaths every ten days. 

Yea it's got to be agonizing for them like a continuous month and half long roller coaster derailment 

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Uh-oh…….44mAG better watch out forthe incoming from the mouth breathers….

 

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When's looch gonna drop the ban hammer on this guy?

Went from "Sark sucks" to "Sark to the NFL would cripple them and we're going to will it to happen" very quickly.

Guess that's what you have to hang your hat on when 2023-2024 Texas has done shit that 99.9% of aggy has never witnessed:

- Back to back top 4 finishes

- CFP participation

- Winning a CFP game (2x)

- 13 win season

- Back to back 12 win seasons

- Playing for an SEC championship

And 100% of aggy under 26 years old have never seen:

- 12 win season (much less 2)

- Conference championship

- Playing for a conference championship

- Back to back double digit wins

- Back to back years of 1 loss or less in conference

- Back to back years of 3 losses or less

11 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Weird Kiffin boners over there.

WTF

He lives rent free in their heads. Only thing that bothers them more is us. 

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I get that it’s not nearly as fun as throwing out uninformed bullshit on a message board, but if CactusThomas, or whoever, really wanted an answer he could listen to Sarkisian’s interviews and the players’ interviews in which his particular question has been answered over and over and over. 

As far as a “little bump in the road,” Texas fucked away the OU game last season. Then came together to win out to get into the conference championship game and manhandled Oklahoma State. And were one play from a national title game. 

And Texas played very poorly against UGA in Austin — not as bad as the score indicated, but poorly — then ran the SEC gauntlet to play for a title. Then Texas fucked away the SEC title game — my kingdom for a fumble recovery or a fucking field goal — then won two playoff games to be in the last four, again. 

On the other hand, our maroon conference mates exploded in mid-air and crashed to the ground in pieces after having the inside track to their first conference championship game this century. 

But, you know, what do we really know?

Yeah, Sark might not have done anything to improve our culture.  But the Elk has absolutely accomplished it already!

So waiting on the post that has an aggy saying he is glad they are not in the play-off and get to avoid this weather. -advantage aggy

On 1/5/2025 at 3:51 PM, Not a Sock said:

Man the lack of critical thinking skills is stunning. If Sark is mediocre and the only reason Texas is good is because of money and talent then that’s fucking great for us because Sark will leave but the money and talent won’t.

When it comes to NIL and overall support of football, Aggy takes a back seat to nobody. Well, except when they need an explanation for evil tu winning and can't make themselves admit it's about our coaching and/or culture. 

I love that MBG amplifies Aggie delusion for the world to see. 

 

So he's a good in-game caller and a good X' and O's guy working with top talent, but he's not a good coach. Gotcha.

So to prove he's a good coach he has to play all 2 stars. Why didn't anyone tell this to SABAN!!!! 

 

I see someone didn't understand the project. 

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On 1/5/2025 at 2:51 PM, Not a Sock said:

Man the lack of critical thinking skills is stunning. If Sark is mediocre and the only reason Texas is good is because of money and talent then that’s fucking great for us because Sark will leave but the money and talent won’t.

It is reminiscent of the Mack Brown Glory Years....when Aggy Logic told us that Mack was way overrated as a recruiter because BOMC and he wasn't a good coach who only wins because he has better players than all the teams he beats.

It is reminiscent of the Mack Brown Glory Years....when Aggy Logic told us that Mack was way overrated as a recruiter because BOMC and he wasn't a good coach who only wins because he has better players than all the teams he beats.

Shit, I remember people on here believing that crap too.
On 1/5/2025 at 9:35 AM, billfromlaketravis said:

Looch will ban people for writing fricking, but he’ll let a presumed, functionally illiterate serial killer like Daddy98 post with impunity. 
 

From the outside looking in, you can’t understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can’t explain it. 


And from the universe at large, you don't want to try to explain it or even get closer to it than an adjacent galaxy. 

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3 hours ago, nnm said:

I love that MBG amplifies Aggie delusion for the world to see. 

 

Not gonna lie, I'd love to see aggy reactions to playing at Ohio State.

All in one fell swoop from morons 

1) Sark just kinda thinks what all real ags know - Arch is good not great. Just OK. 

2) Why hasn't the prodigal son played in the playoffs yet? Is it because Sark consults with those good ags and believes he's just OK; or, you know, he's behind the guy that's gotten us to the CFP twice in a row (defense too, obviously)

And...3) Apparently there is QB drama in the locker room. Arch and Ewers kicking Trey Owens and Cole Lourd in the vag sack. It's simply amazing how they would even know, unless....their best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Manning pass out at 31 flavors last night. 

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Again, they're like a chick with daddy issues. Excuses, psycho behavior, it's always somebody else's fault, blah, blah, blah then they get fucked in the ass.

4 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

Not gonna lie, I'd love to see aggy reactions to playing at Ohio State.

I prefer to see reactions of people who play at aggy.  I imagine Michigan/Stanford fans would be in shock.  Cal would probably think that is what all Texans are like.  

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9 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I prefer to see reactions of people who play at aggy.  I imagine Michigan/Stanford fans would be in shock.  Cal would probably think that is what all Texans are like.  

Every Cal fan probably has five friends who've moved to Austin in the last ten years, let's be honest.

My ND friend thought the Aggies were kind of a charming anachronism given the game was a one-off and ND won.

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Every Cal fan probably has five friends who've moved to Austin in the last ten years, let's be honest.

My ND friend thought the Aggies were kind of a charming anachronism given the game was a one-off and ND won.

they got directions from the aggies?

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