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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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11 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Small people

They're just too nice and classy to win anything big. Well, or win anything at all other than Holy Meat Pimp.

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The Cam Williams of A&M's meat judging team

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17 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Can we please go after the Austin native who is a lifelong Longhorn fan! He would totally prefer to play for the fightin texum bulldogs over them dildo waving donghorns!

3 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Thujone will have to add another section to the roller coaster because the ags are now TWO years away from winning. No more wait till next year. It’s wait two years.

No, no, no. Their next #1 class is 2026. That means that 2029 is the year. 2029 was always the year. 

Thujone will have to add another section to the roller coaster because the ags are now TWO years away from winning. No more wait till next year. It’s wait two years.

I’m afraid two years is too high…

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5 hours ago, WBT said:

Find someone who loves you the way Wiltfong loves Elko.

Unpossible!!

Nein!

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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“We need a big strong white!!!  He has power!! That special white power, ya know?!”

im not really kidding. 

8 hours ago, hookemATL said:

“We need a big strong white!!!  He has power!! That special white power, ya know?!”

im not really kidding. 

When you thought this up and typed it out did you think you were being funny, or are you revealing your inner KKK?

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

When you thought this up and typed it out did you think you were being funny, or are you revealing your inner KKK?

I believe he was commenting on the inner KKK of the aggies.  You know, the Kream and Kow Klub.

23 minutes ago, Jebus said:

I believe he was commenting on the inner KKK of the aggies.  You know, the Kream and Kow Klub.

Yep. It’s ok. Some posters need help putting the round peg in the round hole. 
 

Dont worry, keep trying and you’ll get it buddy!  @HtownHorn

19 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Yep. It’s ok. Some posters need help putting the round peg in the round hole. 
 

Dont worry, keep trying and you’ll get it buddy!  @HtownHorn

Nah man, your shitty post wasn't edgy or funny it was fucking retarded, which I guess is par for the course with you, that or you are a fucking racist. Likely somewhere in between.

Nevermind that Burke made the biggest play in the game against aggy, but sure they want him because he is white. You must be a fucking child.

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I definitely didn’t have “defending Aggies’ ethical bona fides” on my bingo card this morning for this thread.

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Just now, Doc Daneeka said:

I definitely didn’t have “defending Aggies’ ethical bona fides” on my bingo card this morning for this thread.

I am not defending aggy, I am making fun a retarded post.

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Jfc

Even this thread is getting to be a gottdam beating.

34 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nah man, your shitty post wasn't edgy or funny it was fucking retarded, which I guess is par for the course with you, that or you are a fucking racist. Likely somewhere in between.

Nevermind that Burke made the biggest play in the game against aggy, but sure they want him because he is white. You must be a fucking child.

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12 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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To be fair, he did crush their dreams

 

 

47 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Nah man, your shitty post wasn't edgy or funny it was fucking retarded, which I guess is par for the course with you, that or you are a fucking racist. Likely somewhere in between.

Nevermind that Burke made the biggest play in the game against aggy, but sure they want him because he is white. You must be a fucking child.

Ah I see. You a bitch. 
 

 

I still don’t understand what happened there.

Did they mean to not block him at all and just not think he was that fast, or did somebody miss their assignment/line up incorrectly?

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HttownHorn, after a quiet year or two, woke up today and felt the need to remind the world that he was the proto-helobious and greenspoint before those guys showed up being wrong as a professional career. 

"Listen, I missed your sarcasm, but it that's YOUR FAULT because I can't understand sarcasm" is quite the take. 

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55 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I am not defending aggy, I am making fun a retarded post.

So am I. 

21 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I still don’t understand what happened there.

Did they mean to not block him at all and just not think he was that fast, or did somebody miss their assignment/line up incorrectly?

Watch #82 on the play. He's flailing around looking for somebody to block, and just lets Burke right through.

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1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

I am not defending aggy, I am making fun a retarded post.

The post was very clearly "aggy only wants burke cause they have a fascination with white players", and the only retardation here is your reading comprehension or sarcasm meter.

Take the loss and stop doubling and tripling down on your idiocy.

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3 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

Nah man, your shitty post wasn't edgy or funny it was fucking retarded, which I guess is par for the course with you, that or you are a fucking racist. Likely somewhere in between.

Nevermind that Burke made the biggest play in the game against aggy, but sure they want him because he is white. You must be a fucking child.

I am new, but you fucking suck.

3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

I still don’t understand what happened there.

Did they mean to not block him at all and just not think he was that fast, or did somebody miss their assignment/line up incorrectly?


Matthew Golden may have some ideas.

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those idiots realize the Big 12 is still very much around, right?

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So many facts they get wrong.  TAMU voted in favor of UNequal revenue sharing every single time.  Texas and Oklahoma didn't "do that to the B12" because after 2010, the unequal revenue sharing was eliminated.  It was the ags who insisted on larger portions and extra shares of the Nebraska and Colorado penalty money, Texas and OU just took a single share.

Every accusation, a confession, with those idiots.  Same as it ever was.

That is one of the more satisfying threads. That is like dropping a teaspoon of gasoline on an ant hill.  

33 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

That is one of the more satisfying threads. That is like dropping a teaspoon of gasoline on an ant hill.  

Why would you want to do that? He’s one of UT’s best players. 

Just now, nnm said:

Why would you want to do that? He’s one of UT’s best players. 

An not The, my friend.

Wow, a little shocked that they recognize that they're not in the group of "biggest schools".

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I can fap to the pending destruction of the sec.

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We belonged. We lost. Football board is the usual crack whore shit fight. I want to be entertained. 

I think the Aggies were likely relieved that they could declare that Ohio State had a pulse which is proven by beating Texas. I'm surprised ERs around the country don't use the Aggie Standard for pulse determination. On TexAgs:

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It couldn't have played out any worse for the University of Toxicity!

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And don't even get me started on how much bigger and better our losses are!

I'll take Games Aggies Always Win for 85 years, I mean $800, Alex.

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17 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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When you can't win shit, you measure yourself by your losses.

The “quality loss” measured along with the assumption of victory is the fuel that has driven aggy football for decades.

Hook’em!!!

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