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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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38 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

 

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No athletics building on earth is less appropriately named. 

While I find your post amusing and likely accurate, part of the facilities at Alabama are named for a booster with the last name “Fail” and sadly, Bama hasn’t been up to that in a while. 

10 minutes ago, morehornsepower said:

Bonus for you, Jet Black.  You guys look like idiots all the time!

They'll look like idiots in December when they back out of another bowl game. 

The Aggie parrot feedback loop.

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From here the "someone told me" reference is transformed to established fact.

Someone also told them that Alabama and Texas are terrified of the Aggies and doing everything they can to keep the sleeping giant under sedation. 

The only source more reliable than "someone" is "it's obvious that." 

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3 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Someone also told them that Alabama and Texas are terrified of the Aggies and doing everything they can to keep the sheeping giant under sedation

 

"I hope we all look like idiots in December ".

That is pretty much a given. 

Peyton also tries to give recruits low insurance rates from the TeeVee box. 

7 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

"I hope we all look like idiots in December ".

That is pretty much a given. 

He can rest easy.  They look like idiots every month of the year.

30 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

He can rest easy.  They look like idiots every month of the year.

When it's finally Truck Month, those guys are gonna look like complete idiots!

2 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Why would Peyton talking to a recruit be a violation….he runs a fucking camp lol

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3 hours ago, RGBIII said:

Why would Peyton talking to a recruit be a violation….he runs a fucking camp lol

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I would pay $500 for a soccer mom to hose me down with that gun. It’s so fucking hot.
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ESPN SEC Media Days on SEC Network just announced Ainias Smith won't be attending due to the DWI arrest that included unlawful carrying of a weapon & marijuana possession... 

"Smith, expected to be an offensive leader for the Aggies, faces multiple charges stemming from a Wednesday morning arrest" 

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3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Here's that Figurelli guy on SEC Rent on Smith's arrest

 

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....what the fuck? Being high still impairs your driving.

54 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

 

If the person running the Message Board Geniuses account never visited another message board ever again, there still would be enough content from TexAgs to post at least thrice daily.

 

7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Here's that Figurelli guy on SEC Rent on Smith's arrest

 

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That post received not a single like. Good to see the racist troll, Daniel Figurelli aka Daniel Joseph, holder of a master's degree in Accounting from Collie Town College is still failing on the internet.

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Haha come on…they can’t be this oblivious, nobody lacks self-awareness to this degree…this has to be one of us writing this, right? I mean, you couldn’t describe the entire history of their program better in a single sentence if you tried.

 

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What was the SlicedBread post?

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

They're setting up the narrative for if/when we only lose to Bama by 7, it will be because Saban wanted to "keep it close" to stick it to aggy.  

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Apologies if there's some overlap with stuff LHF's already posted

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“Yes it is. You are wrong.”

 

You’re wrong because I said so!!!!

1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Ready for the Smith arrest reaction posts

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I bet they'll have that shit on lockdown.

15 hours ago, Focht Up said:

"I hope we all look like idiots in December ".

That is pretty much a given. 

Don't sell them short.  They look like idiots every other month as well.

The whole “Peyton Manning is calling recruits and that’s a blatant recruiting violation” part of these posts is amazing on multiple levels. 

1) the premise of PM recruiting for Texas is absurd. 

2) if he did so, it would violate exactly nothing with the NCAA.

3) that both of those things aren’t even really examined for facts and just taken at face value is about the aggiest thing I’ve seen today. come on. 

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So all of the UT offers for aggy kids count, but all the aggy offers for UT kids are uncommitable/not real/etc etc

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Man, they have really turned "suck on these bags, motherfuckers" after NSD into "Bobby Taylor was just so charismatic, wow, miss him this year" now

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