Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

Featured Replies

Just browsing TexAgs. One thread starts with the usual dishonest generality.

image.png.cf19029802a9d1a515f158887d6f67fd.png

image.png.533e717ce409b63c8679249dac02ada9.png

 

Seems we're the delusional ones:

image.png.9db539a391c82319c0f91c1687912c4a.png

 

A plan to monetize eratz drama through conspicuous consumption and conspicuous calling out.

image.png.3c656fd4f27dcb61259eb9abf9f30251.png

jim-carrey-the-cable-guy.gif

 

I'm likely repeating something that's been referred to, but they started two threads about the below and both narrowed it down to a t-sip initiative:

image.png.36d2af658d618b75827b3ae67d8dde59.png

image.png.8579215664f849e170524af0253464ff.png

As you can see, Texas to the SEC is what the article is all about. The parrots take off at the slightest stimulus.

An Aggie Fact abirthing. It's crowning!

image.png.899ca52b30ef25019e79774a6017e0a6.png

image.png.11cc4ad0b51e9c18caf0ffb4ac6c009c.pngimage.png.eee09d29111f9c0878b91a2e9302175d.png

 

 

Usual small dick energy touting manly manfulness.

image.png.a0266a3db4681e0ff503cb88a4cafa2d.png

image.png.85c0a6289e7cab4117d853cc7bc63756.png

Psssst. You do act like it. It's why you're so funny to watch.

  • Replies 35.6k
  • Views 4.5m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

  • Armybrat
    Armybrat

    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

  • Congrats to all Teams 

Posted Images

2 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Just browsing TexAgs. One thread starts with the usual dishonest generality.

image.png.cf19029802a9d1a515f158887d6f67fd.png

image.png.533e717ce409b63c8679249dac02ada9.png

 

Seems we're the delusional ones:

image.png.9db539a391c82319c0f91c1687912c4a.png

 

A plan to monetize eratz drama through conspicuous consumption and conspicuous calling out.

image.png.3c656fd4f27dcb61259eb9abf9f30251.png

jim-carrey-the-cable-guy.gif

 

I'm likely repeating something that's been referred to, but they started two threads about the below and both narrowed it down to a t-sip initiative:

image.png.36d2af658d618b75827b3ae67d8dde59.png

image.png.8579215664f849e170524af0253464ff.png

As you can see, Texas to the SEC is what the article is all about. The parrots take off at the slightest stimulus.

An Aggie Fact abirthing. It's crowning!

image.png.899ca52b30ef25019e79774a6017e0a6.png

image.png.11cc4ad0b51e9c18caf0ffb4ac6c009c.pngimage.png.eee09d29111f9c0878b91a2e9302175d.png

 

 

Usual small dick energy touting manly manfulness.

image.png.a0266a3db4681e0ff503cb88a4cafa2d.png

image.png.85c0a6289e7cab4117d853cc7bc63756.png

Psssst. You do act like it. It's why you're so funny to watch.

I would love to see these aggies take the PCLR test just to see which ones are true psychopaths, sociopaths, and narcassists. All psychopaths are narcassist, but not all narcassists are psychopaths. There are psychopaths who obviously don't murder, but they also don't feel empathy for others. Their lives are just "there" and mimic others like a learned trait. They have to be grandiose, etc and so forth. 

Edited by Funk Doctor Spock

  • Popular Post

One Ag in there complaining about the expanded SEC being unfun.

2012 Expansion: Missouri & Texas A&M
2024 Expansion: Oklahoma & Texas

Who, outside of Mizzou and A&M fans, thinks the second expansion is less exciting than the first? It's a joke. They're a joke.

  • Popular Post

Our lost players are always irreplaceable (despite being overrated all season).

Their replacements are always a step up. And their returning starters always improve.

It’s been this way since time immemorial. Clickety clack.

That dude said aggy upgraded wr to elite talent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

image.png.3fefa7fd635635fca0552aed666ffe19.png

Wow. Just wow. The power of an echo chamber populated by parrots.

image.png.8491f3a65d503985991d2b80b173319b.png

 

image.png.9a1cc0ca4183aa44ae84bb270a6b1eaf.png

Perceived by whom beyond Texas Aggie nutjobs?

Hammuh time!

image.png.5d0cc779bad5fa100be13f9c9ab88e26.png

image.png.c734a9cc068ba0f795a3f13f07962e55.png

Again, we're the delusional ones swayed by our own hubris. I will agree that the Aggies are irreplaceable in the way that a goiter is.

Oh yeah, we're the entitled ones, too (mo hammuh):

image.png.dec5eb59fd78db8c0c9d981afa4122c1.png

A&M should have got special treatment when the SEC expanded. Due to their leverageable position, I suppose. They're important, a real program, if you will, with great weight to throw around! They got nothing while everyone else already in the SEC got...uh, got nothing special. A&M really showed the league their greatness with their vote on inviting Texas and OU. Manly manful men of masculinity!

image.png.6f0d6213ad36247c15a6dcfe874405f7.png

image.png.8e67d910ea3084c9b508d2ba943bda08.png

SEC used to be so grand. 

image.png.9f18457db61463a4a578b21b262ffe46.png

image.png.0366b633eaccb9328e1dcea2788b0dc9.png

Then tu came along and broke the tight bonds that A&M built with their brothers o'er the many decades. 

image.png.8b3a56f07c70358c7bb0f387a78b99e9.png

image.png.e68bc49fa228832cddc789a33d3efee9.pngimage.png.eee09d29111f9c0878b91a2e9302175d.png

Team records three years prior to Texas' first year in SEC:

image.png.921c01adcc07abcb671c2d389a4a9278.png  image.png.f119a856fb79dab7ffb919e3e2a12d3a.png

Somehow Sankey propelled us ahead of you in one year not three.

Da Hammuh is back in de house bringing infallible logic:

image.png.7026ab56489ea9275a4fc5d620733224.png

That dude said aggy upgraded wr to elite talent [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

They have a better corp of wr’s than us now as well.

Did I read that true freshman Collin Simmons is (according to aggy1) going pro possibly? And then aggy2 assures him that he will because he has no eligibility left?

23 minutes ago, deft said:

Did I read that true freshman Collin Simmons is (according to aggy1) going pro possibly? And then aggy2 assures him that he will because he has no eligibility left?

Yep. And now it’s fact over there.

  • Popular Post

Holy fuck.  2 gems. 
 

banks is overrated 

banks the top rated tackle and best linemen in cfb is declaring to jump off a problem program 

  • Popular Post

13d8df27c0e3a18af2706f275af16bf1.jpg
Billy pissed them off associating with schloss while at our game.

  • Popular Post
16 minutes ago, Updawg said:

13d8df27c0e3a18af2706f275af16bf1.jpg
Billy pissed them off associating with schloss while at our game.

Billy wanted to attend a playoff game in Texas while he’s alive. This is the only way. 

6 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

image.png.4b4f4cf658f39ddf35875a5e84048258.png

uh yeah ever heard of 1939?  read a history book for once.

19 minutes ago, futureman said:

uh yeah ever heard of 1939?  read a history book for once.

username does not check out

We haven’t won anything. Except the Big XII title last year (which none of them seem aware of), the Peach Bowl playoff game this year.

Sure we didn’t win the national title the past 2 years or the SEC in year 1, but had 2 great years. Oh and we owned both them and blowu this season. 😁

tu sucks, except for all the players they are losing, who are all-world and irreplaceable.

The Fightin' Texas Aggie players are all great, just need one more year under The Elk. Also all the players they are losing are not SEC good and/or are bad for The Elk's Championship Culture (TM). 

The problem isn't that they talk about Texas all the time.  This is what rivals do.  We have this thread and a much longer one on the football board that are all about the ags.

The problem is that they weirdly post a new thread for every thought that comes into their heads, and then argue with one another over whether all of those threads are necessary.

And, of course, they aren't.

You'd think one of them would be smart enough to make a "t.u. Departures Thread LOL!" or a "Things going wrong with arrogant t.u. Megathread" and they could all post their relevant insanity to the one thread, and thus avoid at least half of their arguments which consist of nothing more than being angry with one another for starting so many threads about Texas.

But they're not smart enough to do that.  They just can't help themselves, each of those self-important self-righteous dipshits believes his own thoughts are so profound and unique, it warrants a separate thread, although it's the exact same topic as three dozen other threads.

As always, their stupidity and ignorance makes for great entertainment, so I hope they never change.  And we all know they won't.

  • Popular Post

I love the undertone of “I liked it better when we were in the SEC by ourselves, and could be mediocre but still proud!”

5 minutes ago, utee94 said:

so I hope they never change.

Well, with their aggy degree, they will be making change.

coin.thumb.jpg.e21aaaf5fa5988f9beb62d33f46194a0.jpg

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

tu sucks, except for all the players they are losing, who are all-world and irreplaceable.

The Fightin' Texas Aggie players are all great, just need one more year under The Elk. Also all the players they are losing are not SEC good and/or are bad for The Elk's Championship Culture (TM). 

Yes, tu has 5* recruits coming in, but we know how those work out. Our 5* are game changers hand picked by Elk.

image.png.68af1537e9860657e47cc8c9ea9a7458.png

Love this one.  You can't be good if you dont lose a couple of games midseason.  Makes perfect sense. 

 

  • Popular Post

“This was their year.”

Oh Aggies. How quickly you forget that this year was YOUR year. It was always 2024. That #1 class was going to get you a title this year, or it wasn’t.  

It didn’t. 

You fired your “sitting MNC coach,” mortgaged your future, appointed your DL coach as interim, and hired a mid ACC coach that had recruited the all-time best class, all in the hopes of holding that class together for a title run this year. This was the year. 

Except it wasn’t. 

@Navin R. Johnson  I know you are a random son of a bitch and a run of the mill bastard, but can you please stop quoting the longcats from Frenzy?

Also... they have had a helluva lot more than 12 peasant years, with or without us in the same conference.

image.png.cce0313e753793c0a2e4b33af8052c4f.png

Edited by Mitch Cumsteen

34 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

@Navin R. Johnson  I know you are a random son of a bitch and a run of the mill bastard, but can you please stop quoting the longcats from Frenzy?

Also... they have had a helluva lot more than 12 peasant years, with or without us in the same conference.

image.png.cce0313e753793c0a2e4b33af8052c4f.png

Hey NYAggie - I'm not sure what you and your brethren can "focus" on to make your team relevant. Just embrace the rollercoaster with negative sip threads and Looch-sunshine pumping like all the other aggie dickweeds and you will be fine.

 

It's what y'all are.

"Texas will never get a schedule like year 1".

Don't we play the same teams next year? 

9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

"Texas will never get a schedule like year 1".

Don't we play the same teams next year? 

same teams. home and away games change. Wgas they're idiots 

  • Popular Post

Some could be ROAD GAMES AT NIGHT

"NO NO, we shouldn't emulate Texas just becuase they made the playoffs in back to back seasons, WE'RE EMULATING OHIO STATE AND NOTRE DAME.

NOT TEXAS!!!!!!!!!"

 

Totally normal behavior and doesn't scream micro-peen.

13 hours ago, Updawg said:

Some could be ROAD GAMES AT NIGHT

Oh noes! Starkvegas and Lexington at night back to back is going to be worse than the drunken tortilla throwers. To be fair it will probably be worse than Kyle field.  

1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

"NO NO, we shouldn't emulate Texas just becuase they made the playoffs in back to back seasons, WE'RE EMULATING OHIO STATE AND NOTRE DAME.

NOT TEXAS!!!!!!!!!"

 

Totally normal behavior and doesn't scream micro-peen.

"We need a new big brother to act and dress like. One that can't embarrass on the field" 

  • Popular Post

IMG_4345.jpeg.89f587cd3a18b7041a4c0e68ebb91663.jpeg

That’s exactly what they were expected to do. That’s why they fired Jimbo, before the 2022 class defections got worse. That’s why they appointed the DL coach as interim, to hold the class together. That’s why they hired Elko, as he was perceived as the best chance to hold the class together. That’s exactly what Elko said upon his hiring. No rebuilding. Compete now. 

They built everything on expecting to compete for SECX3 and CFP immediately. It wasn’t supposed to be year 1 of rebuild, it was supposed to be the orgasmic culmination of everything they delude themselves that they are. 

And then the roller coaster got stalled in the gate against ND. No problem. Early setback, back on track with the usual suspects.  Top 10 wins against Mizzou and LSU!  7-1!  Cracked the top 10! Whoop!! Everything is working out exactly as planned!!!! 

And then November happened. 0-4 against P4 teams, although they did pummel poor NMSU. The Thujone coaster was made for such a time as this.

Whoops. 8-5. Same as it ever was. 

30 minutes ago, nnm said:

That’s exactly what they were expected to do. That’s why they fired Jimbo, before the 2022 class defections got worse. That’s why they appointed the DL coach as interim, to hold the class together. That’s why they hired Elko, as he was perceived as the best chance to hold the class together. That’s exactly what Elko said upon his hiring. No rebuilding. Compete now. 

Weigman was to be maybe the greatest QB in the country. Now many of them say their season was damaged because the played a "back-up" QB. You can only use that if you're forced to use a back-up not if the second team guy has been promoted.

Their DL would devastate all opposing offenses as Elko was back, baby!

They claimed over and over that they had the seventh most talented team in the country.

They got to November feeling vindicated.

Now it's the refs, Sankey, first year coach blues, and installing a new culture that justify the crash. The party line is the lie that most of them thought 8-4 would be a pretty good year back in August. And, hey, they were just one win away from going to Atlanta!

You're exactly right. Thanks for reminding me. 

They spent the entire offseason last year claiming that there is no way Texas could be back to the playoffs because:

* their players are overrated.

* the sec schedule will be too much.

* they are losing too much talent. (the same talent that had been overrated the previous year)

 

And now they are using LITERALLY the exact same echo chamber talking points.

 

 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.