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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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2 hours ago, Deej said:

Well, back in the day, the internet wasn't around to tell them how gay they were. 

 

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I don't think the original Aggie poster was saying they used to not be gay and now they are. I believe he's saying they used to be tops and now they're bottoms. 

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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I don't read this guy often except when he's quoted here. Seems to be an idiot. Right off the bat, surrounding? Are the Comanches back? Well, they can take comfort because those Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas are ready!

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On Jonah Wilson:

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He is an outside receiver.

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Down-the-field-scenarios? The action stops, and Jonah delivers a soliloquy? Or is this one of those scenarios surrounding the idea of, you know, making catches?

 

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1 Military school guys all know the value of stealth. To quote Elmer Fudd, "be vehwwy quiet." Elko is like a ninja.

2 Looking? Going to look? Which is it, my muscular friend? Oh, I get it. Deception! Nobody, certainly not a recruiting analyst, would know the Elk's actual intentions. 

3 And here we see the genius of Elko. Who else would think to look for a productive player?

4 Now, they're looking for him to come into the room? Doesn't that mean that Wilson is the one looking for something while the crack team of Aggie ninjas stare at the door hopefully?

5 Like froth on the sewage filled ponds of their lovely campus. Or fabulous Lake Bryan!

 

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That's not how chops works. You show them (your teeth) rather than gather them (your teeth) by the ton.

Quietly, again! Dressed all in black.

Lastly, birth of a scenario. Brauny doesn't specify if it's one of those downfield ones.

 

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Explicitly is the best kind of clear to be. Well done, A&M! 

And again with the scenarios. It turns out Jonah came to them. Ninjas and black drones were never deployed. I guess that explains the quiet search. 

I begin to love Bruany's imagery. On A&M regarding portal receivers:

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I hope the victims of the scouring also have insurance.

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He was great in high school (imperative for Aggie) and now awesome at A&M according to what passes for understanding in the world of Ryan Brauninger. This guy is thoroughly connected.

 

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Almost feels like 2022 again! 

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1 You can take that to the bank.

2 Yes, it's not just that a great tackle enters the portal; you must land him. Insight.

3 What's that? You're closing a door in a window, and that's as close to coherence as you get. Maybe it's a Finnegan's Wake type of impenetrability.

4 That goes double for me.

5 Ah! Brauny writes a scenario. It's almost like you're right there with the watching coaches saying obvious things. 

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I added the one on the right for those, like me, who had no idea what that blob was on the Tony award. Shoulda asked Dreamy Brauny. I bet he was 90% sure of... well, something.

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In all of that, the fact that A&M also wants spring DTs is going to make that market get (even more) expensive. 

12 minutes ago, texifornia said:

In all of that, the fact that A&M also wants spring DTs is going to make that market get (even more) expensive. 

It will never not be expensive. 

TBassIV is about to get invited to Billy’s parking lot for speaking the truth.

Hook’em!!!

47 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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I don't read this guy often except when he's quoted here. Seems to be an idiot. Right off the bat, surrounding? Are the Comanches back? Well, they can take comfort because those Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas are ready!

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On Jonah Wilson:

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He is an outside receiver.

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Down-the-field-scenarios? The action stops, and Jonah delivers a soliloquy? Or is this one of those scenarios surrounding the idea of, you know, making catches?

 

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1 Military school guys all know the value of stealth. To quote Elmer Fudd, "be vehwwy quiet." Elko is like a ninja.

2 Looking? Going to look? Which is it, my muscular friend? Oh, I get it. Deception! Nobody, certainly not a recruiting analyst, would know the Elk's actual intentions. 

3 And here we see the genius of Elko. Who else would think to look for a productive player?

4 Now, they're looking for him to come into the room? Doesn't that mean that Wilson is the one looking for something while the crack team of Aggie ninjas stare at the door hopefully?

5 Like froth on the sewage filled ponds of their lovely campus. Or fabulous Lake Bryan!

 

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That's not how chops works. You show them (your teeth) rather than gather them (your teeth) by the ton.

Quietly, again! Dressed all in black.

Lastly, birth of a scenario. Brauny doesn't specify if it's one of those downfield ones.

 

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Explicitly is the best kind of clear to be. Well done, A&M! 

And again with the scenarios. It turns out Jonah came to them. Ninjas and black drones were never deployed. I guess that explains the quiet search. 

I begin to love Bruany's imagery. On A&M regarding portal receivers:

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I hope the victims of the scouring also have insurance.

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He was great in high school (imperative for Aggie) and now awesome at A&M according to what passes for understanding in the world of Ryan Brauninger. This guy is thoroughly connected.

 

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Almost feels like 2022 again! 

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1 You can take that to the bank.

2 Yes, it's not just that a great tackle enters the portal; you must land him. Insight.

3 What's that? You're closing a door in a window, and that's as close to coherence as you get. Maybe it's a Finnegan's Wake type of impenetrability.

4 That goes double for me.

5 Ah! Brauny writes a scenario. It's almost like you're right there with the watching coaches saying obvious things. 

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I added the one on the right for those, like me, who had no idea what that blob was on the Tony award. Shoulda asked Dreamy Brauny. I bet he was 90% sure of... well, something.

He used a lot of words to make Jonah Wilson sound like something other than a complete mediocrity. 

39 minutes ago, texifornia said:

In all of that, the fact that A&M also wants spring DTs is going to make that market get (even more) expensive. 

 

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

It will never not be expensive. 

Don’t worry, Brandon Harris has Kenny Baker’s back when it comes to filling up that DT room!

17 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Not a single one of them knows what it looks like when you develop a large number of players and they get drafted. They all assume there are issues because their own environment has been a pile of shit for 90 years

14 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

This happened to me when I  started going to school at Sam in Huntsville having grown up in Corpus. It’s this strange claustrophobic feeling not being able to see in any direction, and sunrises and sunset being being obscured by the pines made me really uneasy.

This is a real phenomenon.  I grew up in Corpus also.

 

18 hours ago, msucolt45 said:

Arch will be the aggy nemesis prior to even week one in 2025.

He went from “not even worthy of his HS ranking, to where he wasn’t able to replace Quinn as the tu QB.

Hook’em!!!

It’s just the next stage in the evolution. He will be overrated as hell, only a product of the system and/or his teammates, not as good as whichever jag starts at qb for them, and then after endless shit talking about him for the next two years while he drags his nuts across their collective faces, he will magically become irreplaceable when he moves on to the next level.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat. 

1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It’s just the next stage in the evolution. He will be overrated as hell, only a product of the system and/or his teammates, not as good as whichever jag starts at qb for them, and then after endless shit talking about him for the next two years while he drags his nuts across their collective faces, he will magically become irreplaceable when he moves on to the next level.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat. 

 

41 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

With VY it was he only looked good because of the team around him. 

 

27 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Mack sucked and was only good because of vy. Vy sucked and was only good because of Mack brown. 

it’s almost like they choose their “facts” to fit their preconceived/desired narrative (Texas/players aren’t actually good, they’ve just accidentally stumbled into success based on something that is transient/already gone) instead of accepting an undesired conclusion based on what is. Almost. 

54 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Mack sucked and was only good because of vy. Vy sucked and was only good because of Mack brown. 

Both only looked good because of Greg Davis.

Both only looked good because of Greg Davis.

I would down vote that if possible. NEG!!!

Hook’em!!!

I know Surly Sarcasm!

Hook’em!!!
2 hours ago, Noozak said:

Not a single one of them knows what it looks like when you develop a large number of players and they get drafted. They all assume there are issues because their own environment has been a pile of shit for 90 years

Sir, half of their 1929 team was drafted in the first round.

37 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Sir, half of their 1929 team was drafted in the first round.

Of World War II?

6 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

There was one?

There were 2. WWI and WWII. You may have heard of them. We’re undefeated World War Champions. 

14 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

It’s just the next stage in the evolution. He will be overrated as hell, only a product of the system and/or his teammates, not as good as whichever jag starts at qb for them, and then after endless shit talking about him for the next two years while he drags his nuts across their collective faces, he will magically become irreplaceable when he moves on to the next level.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat. 

Shouldn't you rinse after you lather?

13 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

There were 2. WWI and WWII. You may have heard of them. We’re undefeated World War Champions. 

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17 hours ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Sir, half of their 1929 team was drafted in the first round.

By General Franco.

25 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

By General Franco.

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

7 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

At the least, he is valiantly holding on in his fight to remain dead.  

I’m curious how they are handling getting embarrassed by the Commanders last night?

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The "it's called marketing" guy took the words out of my mouth.

Only place I read about nfl interest is from their posts on this thread. 
 

In the tweet that announced the extent that I read on here, it said in plain English that the extends a year to his current contract. 
 

there was no game playing here. 

4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The "it's called marketing" guy took the words out of my mouth.

Can you imagine all the reality checks you could do on their board?  You'd have a field day.

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1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Can you imagine all the reality checks you could do on their board?  You'd have a field day.

The amount that they melt down about Texas "controlling the narrative" like that's not the clear, written goal of every program's PR team/agency (including A&M's) cracks me up.

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idiots!!!! I said it a while back. our decade of being down would be 98 percent of programs best 10 years. they don't get it. and bama Georgia dynasty is gone in this new world. they are dumb. 

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The posters who cling to the notion that Sarkisian is UT’s Jimbo Fisher are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. I see them on Twitter as well, throwing out the canards of various stats that appear to show Fisher outperforming Thirteen Win Thteven through 4 years. 

I’m sure a few of them know better and just prefer to troll, but most of them really appear to be too stupid to grasp trajectories or all of the obvious gaps between the two regimes. By the end of year 4, the attrition and arrests and numerous other culture issues were starting see a lot of daylight. There’s none of that at Texas under Sarkisian. 

Similarly, because of the abject failure of their mercenary class of 2022, many of them really do seem to believe that the same thing will happen to other highly ranked classes to follow. They seem to be legitimately unable to see the obvious reality that that class is the fucking outlier. It was the most expensive bagged class of all time and they pulled those mercenaries into a culture rotting from the inside. The issues were so clear that we spoke of that class having issues there in real time. 

Their behavior shouldn’t surprise me, but it does. These are truly stupid people. 

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The amount that they melt down about Texas "controlling the narrative" like that's not the clear, written goal of every program's PR team/agency (including A&M's) cracks me up.

Their problem is they have Looch and Brauny doing it for them. 

On 1/18/2025 at 9:49 AM, texifornia said:

In all of that, the fact that A&M also wants spring DTs is going to make that market get (even more) expensive. 

Why would they need DTs when they take 2-3 5-stars every cycle??

16 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

Their problem is they have Looch and Brauny doing it for them. 

The problem is that their narrative is perfectly encapsulated in the Thujone rollercoaster. Well, that and the milkmen. And the dead dogs. And the school song about their rival. And their fake military stolen valor. Etc.

On 1/17/2025 at 6:30 PM, closetojumping said:

Regarding Hudson, I talked to a friend today who says there actually are demons the player is having to battle. Tech did not want him to leave and gave him a great NIL offer to stay. His camp felt he needed a change of scenery. Unfortunately, the best alternative offer came from ATM and they underestimated the psychological impact of living there. 

I know that sounds like a bit of troll to get to the College Station punchline, but it’s the truth. Hudson’s camp literally mentioned that there aren’t really any trees there either (comparing it Lubbock).

It sounds like the guy needs to get some help and then go play somewhere like Wake Forest or App State. Maybe stay away from Seattle though. 

This needs to be studied cause wtf lol
 

Being from South East Texas and going to live in Midland to work for a few years will definitely put you in a bad head space. No greenery anywhere just dirty and tumbleweeds. Smh never rains it’s just the fucking worse 

 

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Three weeks ago, an aggy I know said “sark to cowboys, ewers returning , and arch to portal. Book it”.

Sent him the text he sent and asked how that turned out.

His response ” Fuck tu”.

Sums them up in a nutshell. Stupid, angry, insecure.

What aggy doesn’t realize or comprehend, but that playing them on the road actually brought our strength of schedule down.

Hook’em!!!

It doesn't matter who we would have played this past season. They would have called it an easy schedule because there could be an excuse for every team in the SEC for not being good when we played them. "Those lucky sons of bitches got Alabama with a year 1 head coach, Tennessee with a still developing QB, Ole Miss always shoots themselves in the foot, etc... easiest schedule ever I tell ya what!"

10 minutes ago, Danimal said:

It doesn't matter who we would have played this past season. They would have called it an easy schedule because there could be an excuse for every team in the SEC for not being good when we played them. "Those lucky sons of bitches got Alabama with a year 1 head coach, Tennessee with a still developing QB, Ole Miss always shoots themselves in the foot, etc... easiest schedule ever I tell ya what!"

We just got lucky they didn’t have their starting QB Weigman for our game!!! 

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The NFL is coming for Sarkisian. The sips are doomed. 

The NFL was never interested in Sarkisian. The sips are doomed. 

Look at all their players in draft. The sips are doomed. 
 

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Ohio State lost a ton. The sips are lucky. 

Georgia has regressed. The sips are lucky. 

Can you believe that playoff seed? The sips are lucky. 

Year 1 Elko won 4 more games than Year 1 Sark, therefore Year 4 Elko will win 4 more games than Year 4 Sark. It's simple math, ya stupid sips! 

2 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Year 1 Elko won 4 more games than Year 1 Sark, therefore Year 4 Elko will win 4 more games than Year 4 Sark. It's simple math, ya stupid sips! 

I mean, if they could stop obsessing about "tu" they should really see an 8-4 record in year one as a positive data point. It takes time to get rid of the culture rot that exists when a program has to move on from a head coach, and then establish a strong and winning culture with your new guy. But instead, they cooked up this idea that they had everything they needed to compete right away with "the greatest recruiting class ever" as the foundation. Never mind that most of the difference makers from that class were already gone, and the ones that were still there were massive disappointments. 

They're so goddamn weird. 

34 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

The NFL is coming for Sarkisian. The sips are doomed. 

The NFL was never interested in Sarkisian. The sips are doomed. 

Look at all their players in draft. The sips are doomed. 
 

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Ohio State lost a ton. The sips are lucky. 

Georgia has regressed. The sips are lucky. 

Can you believe that playoff seed? The sips are lucky. 

Winners make their own luck. aggy wouldn't know anything about that.

CHIEF

The fact that most of their “tough” games next year are on the road is beyond their maroon blindfolds.

Hook’em!!!

17 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Year 1 Elko won 4 more games than Year 1 Sark, therefore Year 4 Elko will win 4 more games than Year 4 Sark. It's simple math, ya stupid sips! 

3 more, no?

14 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I mean, if they could stop obsessing about "tu" they should really see an 8-4 record in year one as a positive data point. It takes time to get rid of the culture rot that exists when a program has to move on from a head coach, and then establish a strong and winning culture with your new guy. But instead, they cooked up this idea that they had everything they needed to compete right away with "the greatest recruiting class ever" as the foundation. Never mind that most of the difference makers from that class were already gone, and the ones that were still there were massive disappointments. 

They're so goddamn weird. 

They always have everything they need to compete in games they haven't played yet.

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