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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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It must suck to be an Aggie. Everyone is always out to get them

8 minutes ago, Updawg said:

It must suck to be an Aggie. Everyone is always out to get them

Tipicle tsip writting to find some way to slide in a suck and an aggy in one sentense.

"Wah!!  A guy who's supposed to be objective didn't suck our dick on national TV!  Then he didn't apologize for not making us happy!  Wah!!"  Silly aggy.

And not unexpectedly,  they're reviving their tradition of telling stories that are all fictional.

 Keep it coming!

5 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

I wonder how long can aggy keep up the Tom Hart hate😁

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If only Kayce Smith could come on and feed their insecurities with delusion of grandeur about how awesome they are and next year is the year, and pinkie promise them just to settle the natives. 

 

Also, they know it but will admit it. But they know Texas, a blue blood, is where Schloss has always wanted to coach here. All that hate will eat them alive. But heyy, they got the better coach in Michael Earley. The real masteimd behind their little success.. Not Schloss, who has taken 2 teams to the CWS. Nope.its.Michael Earley, a GA just 2 years.go. 

Never change, aggy.

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1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

If only Kayce Smith could come on and feed their insecurities with delusion of grandeur about how awesome they are and next year is the year, and pinkie promise them just to settle the natives. 

 

Also, they know it but will admit it. But they know Texas, a blue blood, is where Schloss has always wanted to coach here. All that hate will eat them alive. But heyy, they got the better coach in Max Weiner. The real masteimd behind their little success.. Not Schloss, who has taken 2 teams to the CWS. Nope.its.Max Weiner, a GA just 2 years.go. 

Never change, aggy.

Who’s gonna tell him? Fuck it, he’s on a roll…

My favorite one from the long screenshots

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In most cases you could argue our school is better than theirs. And kids would rather go to A&M.

This is just perfect aggy. Not that they could PROVE, no, no, nothing as gauche as that where we use facts and evidence, just in MOST cases they COULD ARGUE.

/chef’s kiss

Never change aggy, never change…

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I am sure the Hero Kanu commitment, especially when he didn't even give them the time of day, will bring some lulz today.

34 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I am sure the Hero Kanu commitment, especially when he didn't even give them the time of day, will bring some lulz today.

He doesn't want to have to live up to the standards of the legendary 2022 class. Wrecking. Crew.

12 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

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This is just perfect aggy. Not that they could PROVE, no, no, nothing as gauche as that where we use facts and evidence, just in MOST cases they COULD ARGUE.

/chef’s kiss

Never change aggy, never change…

Some like to agrue that the Earth is flat too.

God they're dumb. I love how Kanu sucks, and they say he's not better than their 4 incoming true Freshman. It's like they don't understand the difference between a 20 year old body and a 17/18 year old body. 

Sounds like we got really lucky. A&M, UF, and OSU all decided he wasn’t worth bidding on. Logically that should mean our initial offer was his only option so we got him on the cheap. 

I've seen several times now recently how the Elk "kicked Sark's ass in DL recruiting" because they got Sanders, Rink, and Simms.

Sure, we all would have loved to have gotten Simms, but those idiots seem to forget the three guys we landed and are already on campus.

Idiots……..all of them. Fucking idiots. I understand they don’t follow Texas roster like most of us but they know absolutely nothing about how college football roster building works. 

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I like these guys.

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They sound sort of like we do.

 

Here's a common Aggie characterization:

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They say this a great deal. Anybody paying more than the Aggies is obviously overpaying. It's not the market that sets the price; it's the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas (Howdy!) that do.

 

They've also found a new expression of how stars don't matter:

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Getting the #1 class is now a proven bad thing.

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Oft repeated Aggie logic. To them this proves Hero isn't good.

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To the mildly logical, it proves only that he's not valuable enough to the number one team in the nation that has a surplus of talent.

News: tOSU has more good DTs than Texas. Dumbasses.

Is this a fact or an Aggie fact? Serious question:

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4 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I like these guys.

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They sound sort of like we do.

 

Here's a common Aggie characterization:

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They say this a great deal. Anybody paying more than the Aggies is obviously overpaying. It's not the market that sets the price; it's the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas (Howdy!) that do.

 

They've also found a new expression of how stars don't matter:

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Getting the #1 class is now a proven bad thing.

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Oft repeated Aggie logic. To them this proves Hero isn't good.

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To the mildly logical, it proves only that he's not valuable enough to the number one team in the nation that has a surplus of talent.

News: tOSU has more good DTs than Texas. Dumbasses.

Is this a fact or an Aggie fact? Serious question:

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Read through Kanu's commitment thread and you'll know all you need to know. Not a fact, btw.

3 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

Idiots……..all of them. Fucking idiots. I understand they don’t follow Texas roster like most of us but they know absolutely nothing about how college football roster building works. 

Well the majority of them have learned all they know about roster building from Sumlin, Jimbo, and the Elk.  So of course they know absolutely nothing about how roster building works.

Oh and there's a special place in hell for dumbshits who utter the phrase "the math ain't mathin'."  

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

I like these guys.

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They sound sort of like we do.

 

Here's a common Aggie characterization:

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They say this a great deal. Anybody paying more than the Aggies is obviously overpaying. It's not the market that sets the price; it's the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggies from Texas (Howdy!) that do.

 

They've also found a new expression of how stars don't matter:

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Getting the #1 class is now a proven bad thing.

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Oft repeated Aggie logic. To them this proves Hero isn't good.

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To the mildly logical, it proves only that he's not valuable enough to the number one team in the nation that has a surplus of talent.

News: tOSU has more good DTs than Texas. Dumbasses.

Is this a fact or an Aggie fact? Serious question:

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aggy is like the kid with zero hand-eye coordination who gets ahold of his parents credit card and buys all the Call of Duty perks and add-ons, and still sucks and gets his ass handed to him.

20 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Well the majority of them have learned all they know about roster building from Sumlin, Jimbo, and the Elk.  So of course they know absolutely nothing about how roster building works.

Oh and there's a special place in hell for dumbshits who utter the phrase "the math ain't mathin'."  

 

I see those dipshits have already picked up and started running with the "Texas paid Kanu $1 million" bullshit. CDC should have Ketch executed

14 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I see those dipshits have already picked up and started running with the "Texas paid Kanu $1 million" bullshit. CDC should have Ketch executed

Based on their assumptions they repeat and accept as fact, they seem to think that Texas runs a payroll similar to the LA Dodgers.

5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

God they're dumb. I love how Kanu sucks, and they say he's not better than their 4 incoming true Freshman. It's like they don't understand the difference between a 20 year old body and a 17/18 year old body. 

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this guy clearly knows (too much, if you ask me) about youngsters...discuss logic with a 3 yr old girl with a skinned knee? Someone call children services ffs

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It appears that their roster talent has once again surpassed ours, as it had last offseason, since the last games have been played and they haven’t lost in a month. 

My favorite posts from the Aggies are their braying, "WE TOLD YOU SO!" to other schools' fans about letting Texas into the conference. 

That's what I was thinking about while reading the recent Georgia mod comparing Texas to the Yankees/Dodgers. 

the aggy idiot hive think about Texas and "WE TOLD YOU SO" and "SEC SAVED TEXAS " bullshit screams beta.  lil brother minded as it should be. i'm in the camp of Texas is an alpha and with the right coach and nil starting Texas would be fine in any p4 conferance. whats weird to me  tho is the acceptance that aggy and mizzou get as sec members from media.   still seems like they're big 12 to me. 

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3 hours ago, Hookem10 said:

the aggy idiot hive think about Texas and "WE TOLD YOU SO" and "SEC SAVED TEXAS " bullshit screams beta.  lil brother minded as it should be. i'm in the camp of Texas is an alpha and with the right coach and nil starting Texas would be fine in any p4 conferance. whats weird to me  tho is the acceptance that aggy and mizzou get as sec members from media.   still seems like they're big 12 to me. 

That's interesting, because I find I don't give a fuck. I loathe the SEC. I loathe these hillbillies we're attached to. I'm so happy these neanderthal, incestual, deliverance style typecast collection of cavemen have already learned to hate our guts. In one year! Outstanding everyone! I appreciate the single-minded passion with which these hick town Walmart greeters approach college football, so we can rake in more money, travel to actual football stadiums rather than the wanna be high school tinker toys in the Big 12, and be more relevant in terms of the future of college football than we could ever be in the backwaters of the Big 12. But why in the world would you actually want to be associated with them? 

And I'll say Mizzou gets all kinds of shit for not really being a culture fit for the SEC. They don't win anything. I think there's a general, "what the fuck does Missouri add again?" attitude among other SEC fans. A&M is seen as a collection of weirdos, but let's face it. Demographically A&M and everything in Texas east of College Station/Bryan is an excellent cultural fit for the SEC. They've enjoyed ball gargling Alabama, Georgia, and LSU while those programs actually win something. Who can't appreciate a good BJ? I can understand why some of the SEC fans like keeping A&M around. They're like a good collie that's been neutered so they're less likely to pee on the shag carpet. 

One of my favorite parts of the season was going on the various SEC message boards and seeing all the different fan bases line up to compete with one another as to who wanted to see Texas lose the most in the playoffs, even after Tennessee and Georgia lost. The fuckwads thought they had some semblance of conference unity before. No program can unite a collection of fanbases quite like Texas and our ability to generate an incredible shared "anyone but Texas!" attitude among everyone. It's been fun seeing how quickly we've been able to spread the hate. I look forward to seeing it grow!

Man this post was underrated. So close to understanding their reality,  it their literal DNA makes it impossible. It’s scary. 
 

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yea, Aggie. It’s Tom Hart ignoring the truth. 

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Flipping Jonah and Noah - that guy must have whales on the mind.

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..."but a lot of money for that time in the NIL world."

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Does Fanduel have odds on Chace Sims for Heisman? Seems like it might be wise to get in on the ground floor given what I'm hearing from my scouts on TexAgs. Seriously though, why is it an accepted fact over there that he's going to be an immediate contributor, no one is even pushing back on that narrative. 

I'm going to file "aggy giving advice on prudent financial decisions" right next to my copy of "Enron's Accounting Best Practices"

We don't just want, we desperately want! Toxic Texas is desperate!

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t.u. was first in NIL!

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Aggies were first in NIL!

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ruxin apparently doesn’t remember their sitting national championship coach said quite clearly in a 2022 interview that A&M did NOT have an NIL program then.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

ruxin apparently doesn’t remember their sitting national championship coach said quite clearly in a 2022 interview that A&M did NOT have an NIL program then.

You are correct sir. All those upstanding young men chose the fightin’ Texum bulldogs purely because of their love for Ol’ Sarge and the Aggie Network. 

How many are left?

5 minutes ago, nnm said:

You are correct sir. All those upstanding young men chose the fightin’ Texum bulldogs purely because of their love for Ol’ Sarge and the Aggie Network. 

How many are left?

 

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 A someone remind me, was their best class ever not NIL, and most illegal bag bullshit? These idiots can’t even lie to themselves consistently. 
 

 

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