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Cocks not glocks happened over 8 years ago and they still can’t stop talking about it. Weird. Gotta be some kind of Freudian thing.

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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21 hours ago, deft said:


“Fermula 1 is for them euro fidgets anyways…want Marcel to be sponsored by some good ol boy NASCAR!!1”

Or a tractor pull team.

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What a miserable mascot. It's about as close as you can get to Persian cat.

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

What a miserable mascot. It's about as close as you can get to Persian cat.

persian pussy is fucking hot though so maybe try to find a different diss?

I swear they have to be selectively breeding those collies to some sick fetish, Lassie did not have such a long snout.

 

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18 hours ago, Chopper said:

 

Somebody photoshop some corps members behind her.

 

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Way too many realistic, haunted eyes kind of takes on this thread. I like seeing the true Aggies coming on to berate the 2%ers. Long time to go before the season starts. I'm hoping for more delusion as the season start approaches. 

That one ag who said, "Completely unwarranted and delusional arguments said with such confidence" might not realize it, but he just entered a very strong contender for a new Surly motto...

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

"We need a wife ass dt" is a fun new Daddy-ism

I have no idea what this means. 

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

"We need a wife ass dt" is a fun new Daddy-ism

Also, AggieTherapist interacting with someone named "KillerAg" has a whole new meaning after what happened last week

2 hours ago, SL Xpress said:

 

Way too many realistic, haunted eyes kind of takes on this thread. I like seeing the true Aggies coming on to berate the 2%ers. Long time to go before the season starts. I'm hoping for more delusion as the season start approaches. 

I was surprised too but hey we are just at the start with those folks.

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2 hours ago, Bolero88 said:

I have no idea what this means. 

It mean's Daddy's wife (ex-wife?) is a ham-based organism at this point in their marriage.

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

It mean's Daddy's wife (ex-wife?) is a ham-based organism at this point in their marriage.

Thank you for the translation 

6 hours ago, Bolero88 said:

I have no idea what this means. 

Excuse me Miss, I speak jive Daddy98.

I believe he meant to say "wide" ass DT. Or what Texifornia implied.

14 hours ago, texifornia said:

It mean's Daddy's wife (ex-wife?) is a ham-based organism at this point in their marriage.

And I have no idea what this means. And I've tweeted a lot about ham. 

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15 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

And I have no idea what this means. And I've tweeted a lot about ham. 

She's very fat and her butt is very wide, like Daddy's ideal DT

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Here's another subspecies of obnoxious Aggie. It's the guy going on TexAgs and saying football shouldn't be such a big deal in your life.

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First, the *, He has other passions than what? If Aggie football isn't one of the "other passions," then what's his primary passion? I'm guessing it's hearing people enthuse about something then interrupting them to say it's childish to do so. 

He's such a non fan that he bothered to get an Agtag and, if I'm not mistaken, the stars indicate he pays to subscribe to Billy Liucci's exclusive insider reporting.

There are a lot of variations to found of this type during the downslope of their seasons.

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On 2/12/2025 at 4:59 PM, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yeah, just wait until fall camp gets here…they’ll be planning their SEC championship game trips.

Cups & rings are already made.

Well he is correct. There are a lot of things more worthwhile than Aggie football.

KillerAg21 is really, really fucking stupid.

4 hours ago, Updawg said:

Well he is correct. There are a lot of things more worthwhile than Aggie football.

Almost everything

8 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Here's another subspecies of obnoxious Aggie. It's the guy going on TexAgs and saying football shouldn't be such a big deal in your life.

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First, the *, He has other passions than what? If Aggie football isn't one of the "other passions," then what's his primary passion? I'm guessing it's hearing people enthuse about something then interrupting them to say it's childish to do so. 

He's such a non fan that he bothered to get an Agtag and, if I'm not mistaken, the stars indicate he pays to subscribe to Billy Liucci's exclusive insider reporting.

There are a lot of variations to found of this type during the downslope of their seasons.

WHAT AN ERUDITE MEMBER OF THE INTELLIGENTSIA. This aggy should be given a Nobel Prize for such a mind shattering take

 

So much "and that's why I don't even have a TV" energy

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6 hours ago, campcrunk said:

So much "and that's why I don't even have a TV" energy

Of course he has a TV. How else is he going to watch Bassmaster Elite on Fox Sports?

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15 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

Here's another subspecies of obnoxious Aggie. It's the guy going on TexAgs and saying football shouldn't be such a big deal in your life.

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First, the *, He has other passions than what? If Aggie football isn't one of the "other passions," then what's his primary passion? I'm guessing it's hearing people enthuse about something then interrupting them to say it's childish to do so. 

He's such a non fan that he bothered to get an Agtag and, if I'm not mistaken, the stars indicate he pays to subscribe to Billy Liucci's exclusive insider reporting.

There are a lot of variations to found of this type during the downslope of their seasons.

This is an up close look at a brain's defense mechanism against facing the truth of one's existence. The man has looked down the abyss of a team that's never won anything, and a future of never winning anything, and made the only logical choice Professsor Falcon, not to play. He's the fat loser who decided he's just not that into women/men/furries and is going to happily live out his days in Second Life. 

Of course, if aTm ever wins anything, he will be the loudest guy screaming and yelling with a cum stain on his pants. Do you know how I know this? Becuase instead of aggie sports being such a secondary part of his life, where he does so many fine and worthwhile things with his free time, he has an accuont on Texags and posts telling people  how he's so much better than a typcal fan. It's all bullshit, otherwise he'd be out in his garden planting his spring pollenators for the bees while listening to classical music or a podcast about language and syntax. Like most texags posters, he's delusional and completely full of shit. 

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Their new alternate basketball jerseys are.... oh no

Thank God we're not an Adidas school

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4 minutes ago, Redneck Mutha said:

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No, that's BYU. Big difference.

42 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Their new alternate basketball jerseys are.... oh no

Thank God we're not an Adidas school

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43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Their new alternate basketball jerseys are.... oh no

Thank God we're not an Adidas school

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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Their new alternate basketball jerseys are.... oh no

Thank God we're not an Adidas school

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Are they embarrassed by their school name? They try their best to avoid A&M on their uniforms. 

1 hour ago, AeroHorn said:

Are they embarrassed by their school name? They try their best to avoid A&M on their uniforms. 

you know , you would think that they would be happy that when people say a&m that the Texas is implied but no they can't recognize the respect that carries 

20 hours ago, deft said:

KillerAg21 is really, really fucking stupid.

Haha……he’s just one of the many who post over there…..and that’s ok.

Adidas really phoned it in there.  

I know the answer,  but why can't they do anything that isn't fucking weird?

Here come the Fightin' Ts in their Fightin' T-shirts!

Anybody know where they're from?

They're from T!

Dear god in fucking heaven

 

aggy continued to deliver 

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