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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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16 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Considering those morons gave a guy who has never had a HC position before a $4m buyout, nothing should surprise anyone when it comes to aggies and money. 

Wanna get rich quick? Apply to be an aggie HC for any sport. That's the real lottery. 

Really?

I know we really yuk it up about those hayseeds, but, come on. That AD is repaying a loan to the (state funded) university, and is about to start cutting checks to athletes (and it will probably pay over the required $20.5M). 
 
At some point, doesn’t the state have to provide adult supervision?

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2 minutes ago, statsman said:

Really?

I know we really yuk it up about those hayseeds, but, come on. That AD is repaying a loan to the (state funded) university, and is about to start cutting checks to athletes (and it will probably pay over the required $20.5M). 
 
At some point, doesn’t the state have to provide adult supervision?

You would think, but aggies have a hive mind of stupidity. There's no pill to cure that. They just light money on fire for the sake of seeing the flames. It's truly mind boggling that something so simple cannot be learned at that place. 
 

I wasn't too surprised to learn they gave Earley $4m buyout because of idiocy, but at the same time my face went to this...

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On their boards, Baylor, TCU and SMU fans like to call Texas out as “welfare U”, as if athletics were funded by the state. It’s bullshit, as we know, since UT runs a profit on sports. However, with the Ags, they may have a point. 

3 minutes ago, statsman said:

On their boards, Baylor, TCU and SMU fans like to call Texas out as “welfare U”, as if athletics were funded by the state. It’s bullshit, as we know, since UT runs a profit on sports. However, with the Ags, they may have a point. 

Well since those teams don't win and need UT to survive and be as relevant as they can, I would surmise they were either born with encephalopathy or their brain just hasn't developed past prepubescent. 

12 minutes ago, statsman said:

Really?

I know we really yuk it up about those hayseeds, but, come on. That AD is repaying a loan to the (state funded) university, and is about to start cutting checks to athletes (and it will probably pay over the required $20.5M). 
 
At some point, doesn’t the state have to provide adult supervision?

Have you seen the Texas legislature?

6 minutes ago, statsman said:

On their boards, Baylor, TCU and SMU fans like to call Texas out as “welfare U”, as if athletics were funded by the state. 

I mean, they realize they had to overpay to attend lesser schools than Texas. That probably stings a bit. 

A move to the Southland Conference?

We completely broke them.

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6 hours ago, Deej said:

A move to the Southland Conference?

We completely broke them.

If by “them” you mean “One poster who does not have an AG tag.”, then I agree. I found that post funny as well, even if it was probably a troll.

I did glance at their baseball & basketball boards a bit and enjoyed seeing this:

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And enjoyed learning that:

•Michigan fans are the worst.

•The school retired Wade’s number DURING THE SEASON. (WTF?)

•Wade was 9 of 41 in last year’s 2nd round game & this year’s 2nd round game combined.

NOT clutch. 

I did enjoy this person’s response to putting Wade’s number up in the raptors and not the former leading scorer, King.

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1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

If by “them” you mean “One poster who does not have an AG tag.”, then I agree. I found that post funny as well, even if it was probably a troll.

I did glance at their baseball & basketball boards a bit and enjoyed seeing this:

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And enjoyed learning that:

•Michigan fans are the worst.

•The school retired Wade’s number DURING THE SEASON. (WTF?)

•Wade was 9 of 41 in last year’s 2nd round game & this year’s 2nd round game combined.

NOT clutch. 

I did enjoy this person’s response to putting Wade’s number up in the raptors and not the former leading scorer, King.

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I agree that the Texags baseball and basketball forums are fucking awesome right now. 

-there are a couple of threads on the baseball board that were started during or just after their first loss to Vanderbilt. They start rationalizing how to turn things around, starting with a win or two in the next two versus Vandy. The progression of each thread gets more and more hilarious. 

-there’s a poster sunshine-pumping about this being a great season for basketball and thanking Buzz Williams. At first, some aggies call the guy out as a troll and I was inclined to buy that. Then, the poster returns and proceeds to ardently defend both the season and BW as successes, and measures each against the arbitrary last 25 years. It’s awesome. 

-a common thought pervasive on both 247 and Texags about the tournament loss is that Michigan was horrifically “underseeded “. These losers make this argument every fucking year in which they lose to a lower seed. They made it about Penn State two years ago. That thinking is one of best insights into the overall aggie mentality and why they’re never going to win anything. “If only a shittier team was placed in that spot, then our higher ranked team would have actually done something. “ Right. 

-the baseball posters are starting to work in some thinking that, what they really need to do, is go even further over the top with NIL. They need random boosters to pay a $3M buyout to a guy that would have taken the job without a buyout provision. Then, after spending more money on NIL in baseball than any team has ever spent (including LSU in 2023), they need random boosters to enthusiastically double-down and buy all of the quality in the portal and in recruiting to help the unnamed new-new HC win the national title in 2026. Never mind that a bunch of their current roster was deemed worthy of massive NIL and will be transferring after the season to contenders. 

Sadly for these idiots, the word on the NIL front for baseball is that the boosters involved did it as a one-time thing to avoid the humiliation of a roster collapse and to “show Schlossnagle who runs the show.” LOL. 

They have to find the $ to fire Earley somehow.

Putting him in charge is like Texas going from 2005/2008 Mack to Chris Jesse.

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If they had expectations of going past the first weekend with a basketball team that lost 2 of 3 to Rodney terry’s Texas team, then they had a poor grasp of their team’s ability despite sufficient evidence. 
 

I’ll edit to add that the game they won was at home.  How many home games do they get in the ncaaT?  Oh yeah zero. How many teams do they play that are as good or better than Texas?  Oh yeah all but maybe the first one.  They went out exactly where they should have expected to.  

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38 minutes ago, Spindletop said:

They have to find the $ to fire Earley somehow.

Putting him in charge is like Texas going from 2005/2008 Mack to Chris Jesse.

….which, in hindsight…..

2 hours ago, Napoleon said:

If by “them” you mean “One poster who does not have an AG tag.”, then I agree. I found that post funny as well, even if it was probably a troll.

I did glance at their baseball & basketball boards a bit and enjoyed seeing this:

IMG_8120.thumb.jpeg.710285f10347641c26dfe9d15abfd02a.jpeg

 

And enjoyed learning that:

•Michigan fans are the worst.

•The school retired Wade’s number DURING THE SEASON. (WTF?)

•Wade was 9 of 41 in last year’s 2nd round game & this year’s 2nd round game combined.

NOT clutch. 

I did enjoy this person’s response to putting Wade’s number up in the raptors and not the former leading scorer, King.

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They have a player on this year’s team that they deemed worthy of retirement of his number?  
 

lol that speaks volumes. 

At least they displayed a decent player's number in Acie Law IV. According to Google they don't "formally" retire numbers, since they don't have a policy for it. 

His number is, however, permanently displayed in Reed arena signifying his contributions to the program. So yeah, there's that, at least. 

28 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

At least they displayed a decent player's number in Acie Law IV. According to Google they don't "formally" retire numbers, since they don't have a policy for it. 

 

That and their basketball history is similar to that of the Washington Generals. 

Just the biggest gaping pussy in the entire continental United States. Dude is probably triggered when he has to read directions before eating. 

Hey, at least he didn’t invite those dissidents to meet him out in the parking lot.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Hey, at least he didn’t invite those dissidents to meet him out in the parking lot.

The one guy is apparently a powerlifter, so of course Liucci watched his words.

I like how Liucci denies influencing national media when he constantly uses his Texags platform to bring national guys on and then goes onto theirs and aggressively pushes ATM in every sport, every cycle.

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

Billy handing out bans

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And it’s REALLY saying something considering how stupid their fanbase is across the board. 

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

That and their basketball history is similar to that of the Washington Generals. 

The bald mamba was dearly missed by us Lakers fans, pretty dumb to let him leave.

33 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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That's a great theory,  but I propose that it goes much deeper.   At Schloss' suggestion, Earley actually agreed to bring down Aggy baseball!  There really needs to be an investigation.

Schloss also paid off AD Trev for him to hire Earley and then for Trev to sell it to Ag big money so they would open up their checkbooks and break the bank on NIL to keep the roster intact.

The evil genius in Austin had time to hatch that plot while also putting together a competitive 2025 roster, the top 2026 recruiting class, and be tied for 1st in conference two weekends into the SECSECSEC season.

34 minutes ago, Focht Up said:

That's a great theory,  but I propose that it goes much deeper.   At Schloss' suggestion, Earley actually agreed to bring down Aggy baseball!  There really needs to be an investigation.

The Longley is a sip plant post is in that thread as well. We could have seen all the strikeouts coming when they hired him as the hitting coach, but I thought they still might score some runs.

4 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

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He's not wrong. They just need to catch up with what the rest of the world already knows.

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Dating back to 20 years after aggy's last football "natty" puts this one squarely in the Pleistocene. 

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31 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Dating back to 20 years after aggy's last football "natty" puts this one squarely in the Pleistocene. 

Aggie dunked his ring, drank it, and passed it in a drunken stupor some time later?

Good thing this guy is wearing gloves.

2 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:

Schloss also paid off AD Trev for him to hire Earley and then for Trev to sell it to Ag big money so they would open up their checkbooks and break the bank on NIL to keep the roster intact.

The evil genius in Austin had time to hatch that plot while also putting together a competitive 2025 roster, the top 2026 recruiting class, and be tied for 1st in conference two weekends into the SECSECSEC season.

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And we also lost to Washington last year so they would think their coach was decent, and hire him away as an assistant.  It was a well executed long con. 

58 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Dating back to 20 years after aggy's last football "natty" puts this one squarely in the Pleistocene. 

Well, the 87 year old dude was ahead of his time. He was too young to remember their peak in sports in ‘39 and smart enough realize he’d never see another one. In any sport. He probably ditched it after another embarrassing loss in _______ sport to Texas.

1 hour ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Dating back to 20 years after aggy's last football "natty" puts this one squarely in the Pleistocene. 

Whoop!

2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Dating back to 20 years after aggy's last football "natty" puts this one squarely in the Pleistocene. 

Why doesn’t he just look at the name on the tombstone next to him if he wants to find out who the ring belongs to?

I presume since grave robbing is a crime while dumpster diving with the half-ass attempt to find the owner means he just made $1119

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

Why doesn’t he just look at the name on the tombstone next to him if he wants to find out who the ring belongs to?

Found it right where he expected to find it. Right between the pelvic bones. 

9 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Holy shit. Liucci might corrupt time and space in order to reach across sites and ban that poor bastard in both places. AgTx needs to be watching his six because publishing something that accurate about that organization is a very dangerous thing. 

How small does that list get if he starts with 1939? 1973, haha...never won in basketball, never won in baseball, 1939 for football. 

We suck, but we're about the same as t.u.

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Except for our dominance of the business world, that is.

 

18 minutes ago, PTINS said:

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I see they stick with one of their "modern era" start dates.

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If they go back to 1939, they'll have an even smaller conference to be mediocre in.

 

Dang. Being fancy put me in second place. 

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15 minutes ago, Deej said:

How small does that list get if he starts with 1939? 1973, haha...never won in basketball, never won in baseball, 1939 for football. 

Off the top of my head, the list would be shrunk by Okie State and Minnesota, at least. Not sure about any others. 

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