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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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The first one i assumed was a typo; then he doubled down on making “ontop” a word.

My phone won’t even allow me to get away with that without a fight. 

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24 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

The first one i assumed was a typo; then he doubled down on making “ontop” a word.

My phone won’t even allow me to get away with that without a fight. 

Shit, he used "fuck" once and then in the next paragraph he used "fk". 

He also doesn't know what a hyphen is. 

Sad. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Off the top of my head, the list would be shrunk by Okie State and Minnesota, at least. Not sure about any others. 

I guess they're all sleeping giants.

13 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I guess they're all sleeping giants.

Not even joking....Gerry used sleeping giant for us when we hired Miller lol 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Off the top of my head, the list would be shrunk by Okie State and Minnesota, at least. Not sure about any others. 

Some others  ... Missouri, Wisconsin, Utah 

2 hours ago, PTINS said:

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This list is far too generous to A&M.

They wish teams like Oklahoma State and TCU were their peer group for football. OSU has had consistent football success for 20 years, and has won a conference title and played for several others. Same for TCU, who (unlike A&M) has made and even won a game in the CFP. Utah and Oregon have also won conference titles. Missouri, Wisconsin, Iowa, ISU, and Wake Forest have all at least played for conference titles. 

A&M hasn't even come close to doing shit in football since before Hitler's demise. They are on par with Texas Tech and Washington State, at best.

Even when they whine about their lack of success, they overestimate their importance.  

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Shit, he used "fuck" once and then in the next paragraph he used "fk". 

He also doesn't know what a hyphen is. 

Sad. 

No the first instance is fu.ck

9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

No the first instance is fu.ck

Ahhhh. Makes sense. Billy would have am aneurysm if, God for bid someone said a curse word. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Off the top of my head, the list would be shrunk by Okie State and Minnesota, at least. Not sure about any others. 

 

1 hour ago, TxEx84 said:

Some others  ... Missouri, Wisconsin, Utah 

Baseball - Wake Forest ('55), Minnesota ('56, '60, '64), Oklahoma St ('59), Cal ('47, '57), Missouri ('54)

Basketball - Wisconsin ('41), Oklahoma St ('45, 46), Cal ('59), Utah ('44)

Football - Iowa ('58), Minnesota ('40, '41, '60)

So that leaves A&M plus 13 others:

Boston College

Virginia Tech

Illinois

Northwestern

Purdue

Rutgers

Iowa State

Kansa State

TCU

Texas Tech

West Virginia

Oregon (basketball '39)

Washington St

Texas A&M

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Yeah how honest of them to show a list from 1973. Not misleading at all.

Also, Tech worked their asses in Big XII football.

22 minutes ago, AP101S said:

 

Baseball - Wake Forest ('55), Minnesota ('56, '60, '64), Oklahoma St ('59), Cal ('47, '57), Missouri ('54)

Basketball - Wisconsin ('41), Oklahoma St ('45, 46), Cal ('59), Utah ('44)

Football - Iowa ('58), Minnesota ('40, '41, '60)

So that leaves A&M plus 13 others:

Boston College

Virginia Tech

Illinois

Northwestern

Purdue

Rutgers

Iowa State

Kansa State

TCU

Texas Tech

West Virginia

Oregon (basketball '39)

Washington St

Texas A&M

If you look at this list, the two schools that they most closely resemble are probably vatech and wazzu.  

41 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If you look at this list, the two schools that they most closely resemble are probably vatech and wazzu.  

VTech has a beautiful campus, aggies have Chernobyl. 

Vatech also has a strong rotc presence I believe and is an engineering school, plus their primary school color is a deep red/maroon. It’s not 1:1. Oh and they haven’t won shit in 80 years. 

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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

This list is far too generous to A&M.

They wish teams like Oklahoma State and TCU were their peer group for football. OSU has had consistent football success for 20 years, and has won a conference title and played for several others. Same for TCU, who (unlike A&M) has made and even won a game in the CFP. Utah and Oregon have also won conference titles. Missouri, Wisconsin, Iowa, ISU, and Wake Forest have all at least played for conference titles. 

A&M hasn't even come close to doing shit in football since before Hitler's demise. They are on par with Texas Tech and Washington State, at best.

Even when they whine about their lack of success, they overestimate their importance.  

Are you kidding?  They were awesome in 2020 Covid year per Liucci.  I mean they did get smoked by the one good team they played.  But they beat 8-4 Florida as their signature win by 3 points.  And won the Orange Bowl.  Against a 5-loss UNC team whose entire offense was sitting out.  They were right there man.

17 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

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Dating back to 20 years after aggy's last football "natty" puts this one squarely in the Pleistocene. 

Some poor fucker just had enough and chucked that shit into the woods. That’s fucking hilarious. 

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

Also Mass Shooting champs as well.  

Suck on that aggy!

Yeah, but they're log stacking champs. Suck on it, VTECH! 

2 hours ago, hookemATL said:

Also Mass Shooting champs as well.  

Suck on that aggy!

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3 hours ago, Scholz said:

Tech worked their asses

aggy is kinda into that. 

It's an amazing testament to human resilience, denial and delusion that people still willingly go to that school and root for their sports teams.  The a&m logo is a badge of futility and shame, yet we still see them everywhere proudly displayed.  Just amazing.

7 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

We suck, but we're about the same as t.u.

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It's really, really not even close to incredible that they can be so pathetic.

Pathetic is their brand.

Whop, whoop.

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4 hours ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

VTech has a beautiful campus, aggies have Chernobyl. 

 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Vatech also has a strong rotc presence I believe and is an engineering school, plus their primary school color is a deep red/maroon. It’s not 1:1. Oh and they haven’t won shit in 80 years. 

I stopped into the VaTech campus when driving my sister’s car & dog up to NYC and was shocked at how impressive the campus was. (I have seen the difference between UNC & NC State.)

Some of the structures reminded me of the Duke campus (that I haven’t seen since 1990).

Here are a few shots I got before dusk when I was racing to find a bathroom.

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I stopped into the VaTech campus when driving my sister’s car & dog up to NYC and was shocked at how impressive the campus was. (I have seen the difference between UNC & NC State.)

Some of the structures reminded me of the Duke campus (that I haven’t seen since 1990).

Here are a few shots I got before dusk when I was racing to find a bathroom.

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Absolutely beautiful. I have been there a couple times when my niece was there. 

I drove through coming back from New England and just a few weeks after the shooting. Worthwhile side trip. I did the same thing passing through Tuscaloosa. I'm not like you rich fuckers going to all the away games. 

I drove through W. Virginia one time. Gorgeous drive but Morgantown is a surprising dump. 

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It's really, really not even close to incredible that they can be so pathetic.
Pathetic is their brand.
Whop, whoop.

Generational morons provide the next set of generational morons. It’s a lineage.

Hook’em!!!
1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Absolutely beautiful. I have been there a couple times when my niece was there. 

And their buildings aren't in any danger of collapsing. 

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I drove through coming back from New England and just a few weeks after the shooting. Worthwhile side trip. I did the same thing passing through Tuscaloosa. I'm not like you rich fuckers going to all the away games. 

I drove through W. Virginia one time. Gorgeous drive but Morgantown is a surprising dump. 

I went to see Texas versus WVU on their last trip to Morgantown. We spent a long weekend in Pittsburgh and loved it. Had a car take us into and out of Mortantown as promptly as possible. Good trip. 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

And their buildings aren't in any danger of collapsing. 

Amen to that. It's obvious they hired actual architects that know what they're doing. 

3 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

I drove through coming back from New England and just a few weeks after the shooting. Worthwhile side trip. I did the same thing passing through Tuscaloosa. I'm not like you rich fuckers going to all the away games. 

I drove through W. Virginia one time. Gorgeous drive but Morgantown is a surprising dump. 

I've always wanted to visit W. Virginia. I've heard it's absolutely gorgeous. Same with Vermont. 

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1 minute ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

I've always wanted to visit W. Virginia. I've heard it's absolutely gorgeous. Same with Vermont. 

Vermont is prettier from the parts I've seen - I'll be back this summer. Would like to visit New River Gorge in WV, though.

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Vermont is prettier from the parts I've seen - I'll be back this summer. Would like to visit New River Gorge in WV, though.

Yeah, same (W. Virginia). I've heard nothing but good things about it. Everything I've seen it's gorgeous. I need to take off work and take a vacation there. Same with Vermont and New Hampshire. 

4 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 

I stopped into the VaTech campus when driving my sister’s car & dog up to NYC and was shocked at how impressive the campus was. (I have seen the difference between UNC & NC State.)

Some of the structures reminded me of the Duke campus (that I haven’t seen since 1990).

Here are a few shots I got before dusk when I was racing to find a bathroom.

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Mrs. NNM is a Hokie. It’s a very good school, with a corps of cadets that likely has a much higher rate of actual enlistment as TAMU’s cosplay army. And they don’t pretend they’re a military academy. 

They also know their place in the world, and despite roughly the same amount of futility/mediocrity/occasional success (Bruce Smith, Michael Vick), they don’t run their mouth, pretending they’re a blue blood. They have plenty of rich alumni also, as one would expect with a school of that caliber. 

Interesting note, Mrs. NNM was a sorority sister of Hoda Kotb. Sad note, one of their sorority sisters died by suicide by jumping from the top of that stadium freshman year. 

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1 minute ago, nnm said:

Hoda Kotb

Someone kept clinging to the zeitgeist by being an incredibly useful name for crossword creators. Almost as important a clue to know as the classic opera arias.

Maybe not adjective, as I’ve been drinking watching girls BB.

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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What’s the true recounting here? I know they were stringing Schloss along on a new stadium, and he probably didn’t like Alberts. 

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56 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

What’s the true recounting here? I know they were stringing Schloss along on a new stadium, and he probably didn’t like Alberts. 

From what I've seen here and some talk I've heard, the list is:

1)  When he signed on, Schloss was promised some facilities improvements, not just to the ballpark, but also practice facilities and such.  Those were slow played after the Jimbo firing.

2)  After their success in 2023, Schloss asked for more money for his assistant coaches.  He was turned down, because Jimbo.

3)  As part of the post Jimbo austerity program, some of the baseball support staff were let go without letting Schloss know until after it was done.  When he protested, he was told that it was just that way and he'd better get used to it.

4)  Alberts heard that Schloss was dissatisfied with the above developments and might consider looking elsewhere, so he called Schloss into his office and basically told him that if he was unhappy at A&M, he should look elsewhere.  He invited Schloss to leave.

In short, A&M Aggied it up as only they can.  Why would anyone want to stay and be part of that kind of unprofessional cluster fuck?

8 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

It's really, really not even close to incredible that they can be so pathetic.

Pathetic is their brand.

Whop, whoop.


You mock Aggie success in the business world but those cattle don't artificially inseminate themselves and those pools don't clean themselves. 

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3 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

From what I've seen here and some talk I've heard, the list is:

1)  When he signed on, Schloss was promised some facilities improvements, not just to the ballpark, but also practice facilities and such.  Those were slow played after the Jimbo firing.

2)  After their success in 2023, Schloss asked for more money for his assistant coaches.  He was turned down, because Jimbo.

3)  As part of the post Jimbo austerity program, some of the baseball support staff were let go without letting Schloss know until after it was done.  When he protested, he was told that it was just that way and he'd better get used to it.

4)  Alberts heard that Schloss was dissatisfied with the above developments and might consider looking elsewhere, so he called Schloss into his office and basically told him that if he was unhappy at A&M, he should look elsewhere.  He invited Schloss to leave.

In short, A&M Aggied it up as only they can.  Why would anyone want to stay and be part of that kind of unprofessional cluster fuck?

There were some fan things as well. 

He fought to get the pom squad to dance on the dugout, you know, like every other normal team. Well, old army aggy fans didn't like that because it wasn't turdition. So what did they do? They held up a newspaper in front of their faces so they wouldn't have to see it. Oh the horror! 

This was the same game that he called out the fans for being assholes and yelling at the players over the dugout.

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IfI were CDC, I would still wake up every morning chuckling about how I fucked over a&m by stealing their baseball coach when we needed one. It really was a masterstroke. Just amazing. 

3 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

IfI were CDC, I would still wake up every morning chuckling about how I fucked over a&m by stealing their baseball coach when we needed one. It really was a masterstroke. Just amazing. 

What Aggie fans can’t understand is that it wasn’t about them. UT needed a baseball coach. CDC and Schloss had a great relationship. Trev had destroyed his relationship with Schloss. Done. 

It had nothing to do with “owning” little brother or the rivalry. It had to do with CDC finding the best baseball coach he could, with whom he had a great relationship. And Schloss upgrading to a baseball and overall athletics blue blood, the top of his profession (short of MLB).  A business transaction. That’s it. 

6 hours ago, TheBryMan81 said:

Well, old army aggy fans didn't like that because it wasn't turdition. So what did they do? They held up a newspaper in front of their faces so they wouldn't have to see it. Oh the horror! 

Not cool of Schloss to pass judgement on the fans' choice of sexual entertainment. So what they wanted some milkmen grinding their cocks in their faces?

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No no no. 

Schloss and CDC were swinger buddies in Ft. Worth where Schloss had to leave due to unrevealed deviltry that an Aggie heard about from a buddy of his close to the program.

Schloss was an upgrade for the Aggies who hadn't consulted the guy with the buddy close to the TCU program. Aggies said "howdy!" to Schloss and walked him to the stadium. Schloss was awestruck at the traditions and high character of the Aggies.

At a swinger party where they had upside down pineapples up their asses, CDC started his seduction. Honor codes had no place with these evil men. They met in a graveyard to seal the deal where both cackled and reminisced about the pineapple experience.

Schloss was talking to t.u. during the College World Series! To t.u.! In the presence of the classiest and best fans in all of sports.

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Schloss chose pineapples, dildo-waving, and LGBQT tolerance over the very special place called Texas A&M University where people are part of something bigger than themselves. 

Betrayal most foul, indeed!

The Aggies hired his assistant coach, beloved by the players and ever loyal to the dear old Texas Aggies.

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Earley is making his first season as Aggie head coach one that will not soon be forgotten.

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Just imagine for a moment what it’s like to have Trev Alberts as a boss.

aggy hired the absolute worst person for that job 

39 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Schloss was talking to t.u. during the College World Series! To t.u.! In the presence of the classiest and best fans in all of sports.

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Forgot about these 2 douche nozzles.  aggy fans are repeatedly shitty human beings.  Let's taunt a guy over a tragedy and baselessly accuse him of murder.  Because of a baseball game.

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/sports/texas-m-fans-kicked-stadium-taunting-florida-coach-double-murder-suici-rcna157547 

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29 minutes ago, Navin R. Johnson said:

aggy hired the absolute worst person for that job

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