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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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    He is wearing a toupee to cover the severe burn scars all over his head.  He was shot down while piloting his helicopter in Vietnam in 1968. It caught on fire, burning off his nose, ears, hair, and

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Qatar it out. We are talking about the real Aggies

6 hours ago, Deej said:

Qatar transfer.

 

5 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

its cutter


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18 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Qatar it out. We are talking about the real Aggies

 

Can you imagine how insufferable they'd be if they somehow back-assward fell into a national championship in a sport that matters?

Edited by Horn Under a Bad Sign

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Can you imagine how insufferable they'd be if they somehow back-assward fell into a national championship in a sport that matters?

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5 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Can you imagine how insufferable they'd be if they somehow back-assward fell into a national championship in a sport that matters?

A new Aggie modern era of college football would be established. Since the modern era of college football started, A&M has won every national championship. That's epic.

It'd be funny and not unlikely that they will have lost to us that season. 

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Mike Earley sensing the tide is turning after historic win over Houston Christian.

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1 Sort of a Bowling Green Seniors situation where you've proven yourself against a team that would likely be mid level in the SEC.

2 I look forward to Mike's Catalogue of New Platitudes. This one is a sure winner.

3 Who couldn't? I guess the crewcuts aren't working.

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They must be murder in practice. Earley is a winner in practice. There's climbing and growth, and hopes of getting going! Mike is excited!

Can you imagine being in the middle of a disastrous season where you've become a national joke and listening to Mike's claims of his belief in you and certainty that all will be well after every series defeat? 

You're doing great guys, just get in that war and stay on this right road we're on! I believe in you. There was this guy called the Gipper who played for somebody. He died. Go out there and win one for him!

image.png.4d3eb1f70d4f84cd88bbdc8b02dee0a5.png Think of the money, buddy. The money.

Edited by RomaVicta

2 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Think of the money, buddy. The money

Those dudes are thinking of all the money they lost by not following Schloss. Playing well on a contender will get you a lot more MLB dollars than playing poorly on a crappy team coached by a GA. 

1 minute ago, nnm said:

Those dudes are thinking of all the money they lost by not following Schloss. Playing well on a contender will get you a lot more MLB dollars than playing poorly on a crappy team coached by a GA. 

Thinking about the money they lost would hardly be a picker-upper to get you through the season.

I don't know those guys' names, but I don't think many Aggie players were considering Texas. Or maybe they just weren't saying so. They were definitely leaving.

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30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

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1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Mike Earley sensing the tide is turning after historic win over Houston Christian.

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1 Sort of a Bowling Green Seniors situation where you've proven yourself against a team that would likely be mid level in the SEC.

2 I look forward to Mike's Catalogue of New Platitudes. This one is a sure winner.

3 Who couldn't? I guess the crewcuts aren't working.

 

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They must be murder in practice. Earley is a winner in practice. There's climbing and growth, and hopes of getting going! Mike is excited!

Can you imagine being in the middle of a disastrous season where you've become a national joke and listening to Mike's claims of his belief in you and certainty that all will be well after every series defeat? 

You're doing great guys, just get in that war and stay on this right road we're on! I believe in you. There was this guy called the Gipper who played for somebody. He died. Go out there and win one for him!

image.png.4d3eb1f70d4f84cd88bbdc8b02dee0a5.png You suck my dick, I suck yours.  Ok?!

 

They’ll pummel a shitty Kentucky team in this weekend’s series and well a visit from the “we’re back, baby!” morons. Should be funny. 

2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

They’ll pummel a shitty Kentucky team in this weekend’s series and well a visit from the “we’re back, baby!” morons. Should be funny. 

or they won't and it'll still be funny

36 minutes ago, BERT said:

or they won't and it'll still be funnier

 

5 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

A new Aggie modern era of college football would be established. Since the modern era of college football started, A&M has won every national championship. That's epic.

It'd be funny and not unlikely that they will have lost to us that season. 

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4 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Mike Earley sensing the tide is turning after historic win over Houston Christian.

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1 Sort of a Bowling Green Seniors situation where you've proven yourself against a team that would likely be mid level in the SEC.

2 I look forward to Mike's Catalogue of New Platitudes. This one is a sure winner.

3 Who couldn't? I guess the crewcuts aren't working.

 

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They must be murder in practice. Earley is a winner in practice. There's climbing and growth, and hopes of getting going! Mike is excited!

Can you imagine being in the middle of a disastrous season where you've become a national joke and listening to Mike's claims of his belief in you and certainty that all will be well after every series defeat? 

You're doing great guys, just get in that war and stay on this right road we're on! I believe in you. There was this guy called the Gipper who played for somebody. He died. Go out there and win one for him!

image.png.4d3eb1f70d4f84cd88bbdc8b02dee0a5.png Think of the money, buddy. The money.

Dollar Store Bryce Harper hugging his boyfriend who he allows the team to be given mustache rides with his shitty 'stache to get the team motivated to be swept by Kentucky, who has at least won 2 conference games. 

5 hours ago, closetojumping said:

They’ll pummel a shitty Kentucky team in this weekend’s series and well a visit from the “we’re back, baby!” morons. Should be funny. 

If they get 2 of 3 from UK, they'll fly a fucking banner. 

33 minutes ago, Dewey said:

If they get 2 of 3 from UK, they'll fly a fucking banner. 

They need the morale boost imo. These fuckers have had their heads shoved into the toilet a lot the past few weeks which has made them a bit too self aware for my comfort. A series win should correct that quickly and re-awaken their delusional expectations. 

1 hour ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Great movie, IDGAF if anyone else doesn't like it. 

The part where he kills all the vampires in the nightclub is lit af 

7 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

The part where he kills all the vampires in the nightclub is lit af 

I liked the part where he picked the dorky white guy to acquire money from a wager in the game of basketball

11 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

The part where he kills all the vampires in the nightclub is lit af 

Indeed. My favorite part was when he came out of the cryogenic chamber to fight Stallone. 

"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

1 hour ago, hookemATL said:

The part where he kills all the vampires in the nightclub is lit af 

I liked the part where the IRS agents captured him.

11 minutes ago, Updawg said:

I love how looch treats his customers

He's like McDonald's when someone says something he doesn't like he jumps over the counter and throws down. 

12 minutes ago, Updawg said:

I love how looch treats his customers

TexAgs is the message board version of Popeyes. 

15 minutes ago, Updawg said:

I love how looch treats his customers

You'd think someone who does that much coke would be more calm and reasonable. 

32 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

He's like McDonald's when someone says something he doesn't like he jumps over the counter and throws down. 

That fucking broken ice cream machine had it coming.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

Aggy getting their ass kicked by Kentucky

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18 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Aggy getting their ass kicked by Kentucky

 

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1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Aggy getting their ass kicked by Kentucky

Those fighting’ Texas aggies bravely fought back in an epic come from behind victory, 9-7.

Statues will be erected to honor this feat.

12 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

Where can I buy the cup?

It’s currently overflowing with a whiteish liquid after that epic comeback. 

Edited by nnm

On 3/28/2025 at 8:35 AM, closetojumping said:

They’ll pummel a shitty Kentucky team in this weekend’s series and well a visit from the “we’re back, baby!” morons. Should be funny. 

Bro, do you even SEC! Have you seen the power house baseball schools Kentucky has beaten to get to 15-9??

Don't bother looking at Kentucky's schedule, take my word for it. A real who's who of college baseball elite.

15 hours ago, Updawg said:

I love how looch treats his customers

It's like his sitting there playing cards with his brother's kids or something.

Johnny Tyler - Tombstone - (Billy Bob Thornton) - A small role, but a great  character. An arrogant blowhard turns whimpering cur once he sees Doc and  realizes he is found himself

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Meanwhile, in baseball ... 

 

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But as long as Schloss and "tu" suck, Aggies are happy, so ...  

 

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Longhornfrenzy - Surly Horns

 

 

Some cheerful observations ...

 

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And ...  ready for it? Ready for it?

 

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Boom!

The end!

 

Edited by Getafix

On 3/28/2025 at 6:35 AM, closetojumping said:

They’ll pummel a shitty Kentucky team in this weekend’s series and well a visit from the “we’re back, baby!” morons. Should be funny. 

so, about that...

1 hour ago, Getafix said:

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I can answer 1command’s question if one of their posters hasn’t helped him out. I’m surprised he hadn’t heard before now. 

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