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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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CDC goes up five or six levels of greatness solely for the quantity of Aggie misery he inflicted with this move.  It is the gift that keeps on giving. 

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1 hour ago, deech said:

CDC goes up five or six levels of greatness solely for the quantity of Aggie misery he inflicted with this move.  It is the gift that keeps on giving. 

The graveyard gangsta

On 3/28/2025 at 8:35 AM, closetojumping said:

They’ll pummel a shitty Kentucky team in this weekend’s series and well a visit from the “we’re back, baby!” morons. Should be funny. 

Even funnier if they go 1-2 this weekend. 

36 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Even funnier if they go 1-2 this weekend. 

even funnier if they get run ruled

On 3/25/2025 at 9:17 AM, Armybrat said:

Beat me to it, but this is the pic I was gonna post….

 

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The best part about this guy is he’s dead

21 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

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Well, they certainly aimed high when they hired football and baseball coaches.   

Kidding. Of course they’ll go after Beard. That way they’ll brag that it’s the same as us taking Schlossnagle from them. Of course, leaving out the violence and the fact that we fired Beard. 

2 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Kidding. Of course they’ll go after Beard. That way they’ll brag that it’s the same as us taking Schlossnagle from them. Of course, leaving out the violence and the fact that we fired Beard. 

Beard is smarter than that, right? He’s going to wind up with a blue blood job if he keeps building at Ole Miss. ATM isn’t much less of a college backwater job than Ole Miss. 

3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Beard is smarter than that, right? He’s going to wind up with a blue blood job if he keeps building at Ole Miss. ATM isn’t much less of a college backwater job than Ole Miss. 

Wasn’t smart enough to not shack up with a violent lunatic of a woman as a millionaire, so I wouldn’t count on anything. 

Yeah hope he has disdain for them plus higher aspirations. Hell, Maryland would be a better job. 

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This just in: aggy wants to be TU.

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Man this thread over the last few days has been funny as hell. 

29 minutes ago, Horndog said:

This just in: aggy wants to be TU.

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Conveniently left out “State” and we already have one of those 

Looks like Random Sample has been mixing some sheep shit in his bud blunts.

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Looks like their first baseman is hurt , lost 2 of 3 to Kentucky, 1-8 in conference play, 13-14 overall. 
 

Best series win is… Elon. 
 

You hate to see it.

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They literally ran out of time in this one. There was a 4:30 travel curfew so they only played 8 innings

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They won't let the Mark Stoops of college basketball, whoever that may be, slip through their fingers this time!

Will William just cut and past the same grand suggestions about unamed great coaches contacting Alberts about the job? Even some from the pros!

image.png.5317f502230a6964961baeb14aee238c.png We decided to go with an assistant to Buzz who the guys love.

 

 

When I was looking for a picture, look at the dropdown.

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Three of the top six pictures:

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35 minutes ago, Updawg said:

They literally ran out of time in this one. There was a 4:30 travel curfew so they only played 8 innings

Adding this here too. Their remaining baseball schedule includes @tenn, @texas, @georgia, and @arkansas, along with hosting LSU. 

26 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

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They won't let the Mark Stoops of college basketball, whoever that may be, slip through their fingers this time!

Will William just cut and past the same grand suggestions about unamed great coaches contacting Alberts about the job? Even some from the pros!

image.png.5317f502230a6964961baeb14aee238c.png We decided to go with an assistant to Buzz who the guys love.

 

 

When I was looking for a picture, look at the dropdown.

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Three of the top six pictures:

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Buzz is their best coach in the big 3 by a fairly wide margin. I think he would have had them in the Sweet 16 every 3-4 years had he stayed. Groundbreaking relevance at aggy. 

3 hours ago, Horndog said:

This just in: aggy wants to be TU.

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Those morons aren’t aiming any higher than Lincoln, Nebraska for their next coach 

Is buzz Williams too good for aggy, or is aggy too good for buzz Williams? It’s kind of a chicken and egg situation they’ve got going on.

2 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

“let the bodies hit the floor”

or the aggy version of that song:

 

 

3 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Looks like their first baseman is hurt , lost 2 of 3 to Kentucky, 1-8 in conference play, 13-14 overall. 
 

Best series win is… Elon. 
 

You hate to see it.

It just scares ya to death...

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I heard Earley in an interview before the season saying he was a big part of their success last season. Do we know what part that was?

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

I heard Earley in an interview before the season saying he was a big part of their success last season. Do we know what part that was?

He was the good cop. 

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Y’all missed out if you didn’t watch the game live on ESPN+.
 

- Completely lifeless crowd except for when Kentucky threw 5 balls.

- Bubble machines go brrr down 5 runs.

- In the quieter moments you could hear their “classy” fans hurl insults at Earley.

- Earley lost his shit multiple times because Kentucky tried to run out the clock in the 8th. Apparently there’s some obscure SEC rule that dictates Sunday games have to end by 430 pm CST on Sundays. There were some cute aggy scorekeeper shenanigans. The scoreboard was stuck on 429 for 10 minutes. For once, aggy actually ran out of time. The game ended after the 8th. 

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

For once, aggy actually ran out of time.

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15 minutes ago, Deej said:

I heard Earley in an interview before the season saying he was a big part of their success last season. Do we know what part that was?

I’m picking up on your sarcasm. For the uninformed, during a Stuart Smalley group session TexAgs talked themselves into believing that Earley was more important than Schloss during their 2024 CWS run. 

14 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I’m picking up on your sarcasm. For the uninformed, during a Stuart Smalley group session TexAgs talked themselves into believing that Earley was more important than Schloss during their 2024 CWS run. 

They obviously brainwashed, errrr, convinced him of that. 

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Adding this here too. Their remaining baseball schedule includes @tenn, @texas, @georgia, and @arkansas, along with hosting LSU. 

Man, they are going to get absolutely bodied. They're the equivalent of Ou's football schedule, except they aren't pulling out an aberration win over Alabama from last season. Those clowns are getting swept. 

Olin and Brauny should be fun tomorrow. The Kentucky series was their last chance to get right. I expect the spin to shift to blaming Schloss/the team is learning under a new coach/wait til next year. 

18 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Lost by 5 runs, but they ran out of time. 

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Damn,  our moles in the SEC offices are doing fine work. 

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