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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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20 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Lost by 5 runs, but they ran out of time. 

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"I was just made aware"

I'm sure every career has some version of the "rookie shrug". It's the answer when they get questioned about something they did or didn't do: unassuming shoulder shrug + something that basically amounts to "I didn't know" or "I didn't know any better". In the military we call it the E-3 shrug or for officers, the Ensign/2ndLT shrug. In medicine, it's the med student shrug.

In college coaching, it's probably the "GA shrug". Maybe a GA wouldn't know this rule, but when you're the head fucking coach of a P4 team, these shouldn't be things you have to be "made aware of". Hell, last year as an assistant coach, this is probably a rule that you should know. But, then again, it wasn't that long ago that he was a GA or a volunteer or something so 🤷🏽‍♂️

Who ever could've seen this coming?

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4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Olin and Brauny should be fun tomorrow. The Kentucky series was their last chance to get right. I expect the spin to shift to blaming Schloss/the team is learning under a new coach/wait til next year. 

We all know Earley was Schloss' double-naught spy.

 

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I love the ad at the bottom which is a perfect button on the thread titles. 

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And then just a short, but delicious thread.

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56 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

Lost by 5 runs, but they ran out of time. 

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Bullshit. That unprepared son of bitch found out at like 425. 

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Bullshit. That unprepared son of bitch found out at like 425. 

Hey man, that’s UT’s former hitting coach you’re denigrating. 

1 hour ago, Napoleon said:

I love the ad at the bottom which is a perfect button on the thread titles. 

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And then just a short, but delicious thread.

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Why do they keep procreating just to keep sending more morons to that university? I know they're intellectually disabled, but even someone with mental disabilities knows better than they do. 

how can you not feel romantic about baseball

On 3/28/2025 at 2:15 PM, Dewey said:

If they get 2 of 3 from UK, they'll fly a fucking banner. 

Spoiler alert: they didn’t. 

On 3/28/2025 at 7:42 PM, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

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Classiest fans. Maybe it was the two shitstains from last years cws. 

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11 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

It just scares ya to death...

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When one of your "game leaders" is someone who allowed 7 runs (all earned, BTW) in 4 innings of work, you know it's been a bad day.  An aggy day.

17 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

That is gold, right there. Baseball's "Got Jimbo"

Some village in Africa is going to get a few thousand of these beauties.

Just now, Frank Drebin said:

Some village in Africa is going to get a few thousand of these beauties.

I mean, we need to get some so we can send them out as christmas presents. 

3 hours ago, Frank Drebin said:

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Fake fruit in the background is the perfect touch. You know this fat cunt doesn’t eat fucking fruit. 

13 hours ago, SimkinsMan said:

Lost by 5 runs, but they ran out of time. 

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And Kentucky didn’t even use a rubber…..NLAA.

Surprised Maryland would want Buzz that badly, they should shoot higher. Last 11 years for Buzz (excluding the COVID year when they were 8-10):

  • 6 tourney appearances
  • 4 tourney wins
  • 1 S16
  • 1 Conference finish higher than 5th place

I know they're not going to pull a huge name, but I think they can do much better.

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5 hours ago, Carl Spackler said:

When one of your "game leaders" is someone who allowed 7 runs (all earned, BTW) in 4 innings of work, you know it's been a bad day.  An aggy day.

Makes me wonder if that's the Earley Era or the Earley ERA those caps are about

24 minutes ago, Foosters said:

wow the wool pimps already come with canes

That's not the only wool they're judging iykwim

6 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

🤣

 

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Which one is wool pimp?

8 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Which one is wool pimp?

Back left.  Although chin pubes in the middle back has a strong case.

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

Back left.  Although chin pubes in the middle back has a strong case.

Back left has a cousin who also judges meat.  

8 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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They also won the natty in virginity.

10 minutes ago, Deej said:

They also won the natty in virginity.

But are favorites in the next fap championships.

On 3/29/2025 at 12:42 AM, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

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Just like everybody else on Surly, I'm certain, I can't wait until we get to hear about all the racist attacks on the aggy baseball players!!

Wait, what's that? There were none?

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10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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The cycle of destruction is now complete. Liucci's tweet is now at the same level as Taylor Hamm's 0-13 recruiting prediction.

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Elko, earley, and tbd have been on campus for a combined 2 seasons. Next come the championships. 

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Poor sheep. Break out the ball gags, going to be a rough couple of months for the barn animals until we get closer to football season. 

If beard does go there then something very bad is going to happen to him and destroy his career.
It’s the Aggie way

He should hold out for a true top tier job. Going to Aggie doesn’t make sense imo

22 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Let's hope Chris Beard does not fall into their laps.

You’re forgetting they have Trev Alberts as their AD.  And the minor detail that he’s making $5,000,000 a year at Ole Miss 

they’ll end up with Nebraska’s coach

32 minutes ago, Frank Drebin said:

Let's hope Chris Beard does not fall into their laps.

If Beard is smart (academically, yes; intellectually, no) then he'll wait out for the North Carolina job that's about to be open. 

Should be fun watching them put the basketball HOF up as their coaching list and settling on a coach from American Samoa. 

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19 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

If Beard is smart (academically, yes; intellectually, no) then he'll wait out for the North Carolina job that's about to be open. 

That program will never hire him. 

51 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Tell me this guy on the right doesn't have the uncanny valley effect, and may or may not be wearing Dwight Schrute's mask. 

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One on the left might be will patton

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Of course it’s because of tu
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It all started in 1876.  Texas didn't join the SEC until 2024.

Got a buddy close to the Aggie program. He gave me the hot list of potential replacements. Aggies are pulling out all the stops on this one.

 

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