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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread

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  • Haven't seen this posted.  Saw it on the rant, anybody hear/see this?  

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Kind of surprising that Billy didn't try to push the narrative that the basketball job is generating interest among several pro coaches like he did last year when Schloss left. 

6 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

*Kellen

Well, if nothing else, there morons don't watch basketball and know Kelvin's name. 

Oh yeah?

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Hear! Hear!

2 Okaayyy...

3 Maybe not so gross

4 Sips will smear us when we're winning with Beard!

 

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This guy hitting all the Aggie lies and rationalizations:

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A whole paragraph about his buddy the straight shooter ridin' the team plane. Can't get any closer than that.

Next, blame the victim. She made him drink and made him get rough. He couldn't walk away; his dog must have been being held hostage.

Restoration. If he's comes to A&M he's a changed guy than the one we decried (not a word he would use) when he was at ebil t.u.

One of my aggie inlaws' aggie cousins told me straight to my face that UT was a sleazy disgusting win-at-all-cost hellpit and there's no way we would fire a horrible person like Beard, when it would hurt our chances of winning.  Until of course we did a couple of days later, but I don't recall him having anything to say about that.

I haven't talked to him in months but I sure would be curious to see what he thinks about Beard these days.

 

54 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Oh yeah?

Welp. Seppuku it is. 

22 minutes ago, utee94 said:

One of my aggie inlaws' aggie cousins told me straight to my face that UT was a sleazy disgusting win-at-all-cost hellpit and there's no way we would fire a horrible person like Beard, when it would hurt our chances of winning.  Until of course we did a couple of days later, but I don't recall him having anything to say about that.

I haven't talked to him in months but I sure would be curious to see what he thinks about Beard these days.

 

Change families, Stat. 

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6 minutes ago, Funk Doctor Spock said:

Change families, Stat. 

Nah my aggie wife and her direct family are awesome.  The extended family, on the other hand, not so much. But I rarely have to interact with them, so it's okay. 

So they think Beard is gross but 2 assistant football coaches that are responsible for player deaths is perfectly cool? Got it. 

5 hours ago, Vertigo said:

The cycle of destruction is now complete. Liucci's tweet is now at the same level as Taylor Hamm's 0-13 recruiting prediction.

 

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Beard might choose aggy. He could probably beat and choke his girlfriend with impunity if he's winning. 

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52 minutes ago, Deej said:

 

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Cuts deep.... 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Beard might choose aggy. He could probably beat and choke his girlfriend with impunity if he's winning. 

If we're lucky he'll beat and choke the rest of the life out of that fan base 

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Beard might choose aggy. He could probably beat and choke his girlfriend with impunity if he's winning. 

Why do you believe he has to win to be immune to criticism for domestic abuse at aggie? 

Dumbfucks are going to sell their soul to stick it to tu. Dumb move for beard. I thought he’d be smarter if he actually does this

8 hours ago, Updawg said:

Dumbfucks are going to sell their soul to stick it to tu. Dumb move for beard. I thought he’d be smarter if he actually does this

Lying, cheating and theft are just fine, but assault (note, not domestic abuse, but assault) is bad. See, that's the aggie way!!! Also, if said abusive liar and cheat is successful we would hire him back... because he wasn't at all successful when he was at Texas the first time prior to getting fired for.. wait for it... domestic abuse. 

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Charles, says here you're a murderin', thieven', sheep stealin', rapin' marauder. What have you to say for yourself?

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I ain't never stole a sheep.

Well, then howdy! And welcome to your new home! This normal person will show you to the athletic department office suites.

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7 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

 

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Charles, says here you're a murderin', thieven', sheep stealin', rapin' marauder. What have you to say for yourself?

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I ain't never stole a sheep.

Well, then howdy! And welcome to your new home! You should apply for a leadership position! 

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Fixed.. 

Beard hates Texas more than any aggy on TexAgs hates Texas?

Sure Jan GIF

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Beard hates Texas more than any aggy on TexAgs hates Texas?

Sure Jan GIF

He was innocent and unjustly fired!!!!

Don't forget Beard also "gets it", domestic abuse charges out front should have told you.

No school would’ve stood behind domestic abuse? I can think of a few. Definitely Baylor and Blowu. And now aggy fans too apparently.

So aggy is actually MAKING money with the Jimbo payout? Genius!

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17 hours ago, Updawg said:

Of course it’s because of tu
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If you think about it, he is kind of right. But was it our mere presence that caused all of this, or was it the fact that the whole thing was a house of cards from the beginning that just can't really measure up to the level they believe they can?

Oklahoma state is fine with who they are, Mississippi State, Iowa State, Boston College, the list goes on. Being a tier 2 school isn't a bad thing at all unless your entire mental and emotional wellbeing hinges on everyone believing that you are a tier 1 school. 

20 minutes ago, Scholz said:

No school would’ve stood behind domestic abuse? I can think of a few. Definitely Baylor and Blowu. And now aggy fans too apparently.

You neglected to include Pedo state and MSU. Those are important to include when discussing complete and total lack of moral guides.

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18 minutes ago, Horndog said:

So aggy is actually MAKING money with the Jimbo payout? Genius!

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Yes, advantage aggy "big picture" by waiting to pay Jimbo the rest of his gargantuan buyout and drawing interest on it in the meantime. 

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Anybody want to bet a hundy on their natty?

 

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Interesting capitalization followed by further restoration. A&M would stand behind their man.

I actually know little about the case against Beard. His fiance accused him of assault and strangling her.  From AP

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Aggies will claim BOMC conspiracy to smear Beard after failing to honorably support him.

 

Birth of an Aggie fact:

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I think a buddy from another school who has a buddy close to the tu program told you this as you were guiding him to Kyle Field.

19 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

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so many laughter gifs to choose from.

 

now we wait for the “didn’t want that wife beating sip anyway” screenshots 

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I think this constitutes Negative Recruiting Our Own School, so I'll place this one here:

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They really are the gift that keeps on giving.       First, you lowered yourself to offer a huge contract to a guy that was let go for moral reasons by the immoral tu. Then you get turned down by him to stay at basketball powerhouse ole miss. 

 

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You’ll never win a major national title in sports, aggy. Not ever.

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Jason apparently has never heard of one Michael Earley. 

13 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

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Jason apparently has never heard of one Michael Earley. 

Oh, I think that post happened exactly because he's familiar with Earley. 

17 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

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Hear! Hear!

2 Okaayyy...

3 Maybe not so gross

4 Sips will smear us when we're winning with Beard!

 

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This guy hitting all the Aggie lies and rationalizations:

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A whole paragraph about his buddy the straight shooter ridin' the team plane. Can't get any closer than that.

Next, blame the victim. She made him drink and made him get rough. He couldn't walk away; his dog must have been being held hostage.

Restoration. If he's comes to A&M he's a changed guy than the one we decried (not a word he would use) when he was at ebil t.u.

Sounds just like a bunch of the posters on here on the New basketball coach thread......

58 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think this constitutes Negative Recruiting Our Own School, so I'll place this one here:

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What a fucking beating. 

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